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Bai Chibane and his party had been walking in the glowing passage for an unknown amount of time, and the excitement of encountering the glowing rocks was almost over, and if it weren't for the cat's meowing continued, maybe they would have given up a long time ago.

"What the hell are these glowing stones? Is it a common pearl of the night in movies? ”

Lansha said, knocking on the glowing rock wall.

"How can there be such a thing, if there are so many Night Pearls, they are not worth anything at all! It's mostly fluorite. ”

Bai Chiyu replied impatiently as he looked at the obviously artificially excavated rock wall.

Knock knock!

Lan Fengling, who was following behind, took out a small hammer and knocked it on the wall.

Thinking that something had happened, Bai Chiyu hurriedly turned around.

"You haven't thrown this little hammer away yet! What the hell do you want me to complain about, even if you have a blue fat man's pocket, you don't have such a play!

How embarrassing are you to make those characters who only show their faces once! Do they have to admit that they don't appear as many times as a sledgehammer? ”

Bai Chibane, who didn't know how many people had sneezed with his words, said eloquently.

Lan Fengling was unmoved.

"I really don't understand what you're talking about, the little hammer is the ladder of human progress."

She pointed at Bai Chiyu with the small hammer in her right hand, and retorted with her other hand on her waist.

"That's what countless sages have said."

(What the hell is this guy stinking?) ）

"Apologize to those sages! Stop talking nonsense, other people's coffin boards are jumping. ”

"What a stupid you, haven't you heard of the traditional Chinese hammer culture? I'm so ashamed of you. ”

Lan Fengling held her forehead with one hand, as if she was saying that he was hopeless.

"In the Analects, there are subtle sayings that [without a hammer, a man cannot stand in the world]!"

"Not really, you bastard! Are you a middle school student who wants to falsify history even after scoring zero on the history test? ”

Bai Chi Yu grabbed his hair and roared.

"That's a lot better than a guy like you who made a mistake, argued with the teacher about the fake word, and then aspired to become a dictionary editor, thinking about changing the correct word into a typo, right?"

Lan Fengling immediately returned the mouth without hesitation.

"What? There's no such thing! Although in recent years, it is indeed more common for the dictionary to change the meaning of words and correct the word. ”

"Your thinking is simply outdated, [strong heart is not old, you can still be a hammer when you die] have you always heard of it, right? Don't be too low. ”

"You know why, my fist always wants to get in touch with your face. If you say something like that again, I'll definitely beat you up. ”

Bai Chiyu gritted his teeth, feeling that he was about to be driven crazy by her.

(Do you want me to go to a psychiatric hospital?) ）

"You two are almost arguing, calm me down! Even if you're bored right now, you don't need to look like this! ”

Lansha, covering her ears, shouted angrily.

"I always feel that you are not qualified to say such things while humming kindergarten nursery rhymes while walking, and this topic was completely provoked by Lan Fengling, right?"

His aggrieved explanation was obviously counterproductive, and Lansha blushed and roared angrily.

"Hmph, I think with my toes that you know that it's an idiot feather that would do such a stupid thing, don't think about sophistry here, you deviant guy!"

"Do you want to say deviant or forget your ancestors? Neither of these idioms is appropriate here, is it? ”

"Less verbose! I can't go wrong! You hard-hearted, nitpicky guy! ”

Lansha was even more embarrassed by what he said, and the slap kept beckoning him in the face like an electric fan.

"It hurts, but I still can't help it, an inch of Dan's heart is a compliment! And...... It's not a fart to ask for nitpicking! I bet you haven't learned pinyin. ”

Bai Chiyu, who had a slap print on his face, continued to die, and Lan Fengling on the side had no intention of helping at all, and the small hammer that didn't matter to him continued to knock on the glowing stone wall.

“……？”

Lansha looked puzzled.

"An inch of Danxin is a compliment? Isn't it a description of narrow gas volume and small belly chicken intestines? Those who edit the dictionary are really sloppy, such low-level mistakes will be made, and no one will deduct their bonuses? ”

Lanza, who has ridiculously high self-esteem, will not admit her mistakes no matter what, and seems to be dismissive of everyone.

(You can't be wrong, right?) It's really tiring to deal with ordinary people like us who always make mistakes. ）

Bai Chiyu subconsciously lowered his voice.

"You are looking forward to the righteousness, the elves who said that they will never forget? You don't care about it yourself, don't be stupid! ”

He looked at Lanza quizzically.

"Why do you have to use a word like an inch of Danxin that you are not familiar with? Don't you know very well about small belly chicken intestines and the like? ”

"Is your last sentence sarcastic about me? Be careful that I punch you. ”

Lansha looked at him with a threatening look and punched him in the stomach.

"As a result, you still did it, so what's the point of saying that!"

"I couldn't help it for a while, and I got it."

Lanza looked unapologetic.

(Definitely don't complain, she might be able to interject at this time.) ）

Bai Chi Yu tilted his head, suppressing his nature.

“…… That one...... As for why I don't use small belly chicken intestines to scold you...... Don't...... Don't you think an inch of Danxin sounds more cultured? ”

Lansha covered her face with her hands awkwardly, looking like a shy little girl, and it was easy for people who didn't know the truth to be deceived by her appearance.

"If you dare to say something nasty, I'll strangle you."

She then said this, and although it sounded like a child's trouble, Bai Chiyu didn't dare to be careless at all.

His nerves were tense, and he was as terrified as the courtiers who were always by the tyrant's side.

"Ha, you're right."

He smiled perfunctorily, but kept complaining in his heart.

(Are you the kind of factory owner who labels goods that are done domestically from raw materials to production in strange foreign languages?)

Doing so will not increase sales, but will only make consumers feel disgusted. Can't you be more realistic?

In other words, it is not common to say that foreign things that are not common or incomprehensible can get praise, where does it come from? ）

"I see."

Lan Fengling touched the glowing rock that had not been knocked down for a long time and said with a smile.

"What do you know?"

Bai Chibane, who was eager to change the topic, followed her.

"This is a jade mine, and the entire passage is full of ore veins on both sides!"

Lan Fengling said in an exaggerated tone.

"No, it won't! So how big is this jade deposit? We've been walking this passage for at least a few hours, right? ”

Bai Chi Yu continued in disbelief.

"And jade doesn't shine, does it? You say it's fluorite, and I can still accept it, but the jade mine is too, right? ”

"How do I know about such a thing? Could it be that you really think of me as a robot cat? ”

Lan Fengling said a little angrily, dissatisfied with Bai Chiyu's suspicion of herself.

"There's an exit, look!"

Lansa suddenly pointed ahead and shouted.

As soon as he heard this, Bai Chiyu immediately shut up and quickly ran out of the exit with them.

A wonderful underground world appeared before their eyes.

There was no sunlight at all, not even the glowing stones, but it was like daytime, and everything around me could be seen clearly.

A city-state made entirely of jade appeared in front of them, and all kinds of strange buildings constantly refreshed their worldview.

“…… Am I dreaming? ”

Lan Fengling muttered.

"Who's going to pinch me?"

A hand immediately squeezed her in the face.

"Ahh Who told you to work so hard, idiot! “

Lan Fengling scolded and slapped Bai Chiyu's hand.

"Don't mess with you, those pretending to be ghosts might be inside, let's sneak over and arrest them all."

Ranza played the role of captain and led them into the city-state at a trot.

Their pace slowed.

Unlike the opulent scenes outside, the inside of the city-state is completely like an abandoned place.

Except for them, not to mention that no one could be seen, not even half of them appeared.

"Ghost town? The people here have also gone out to work? Or is the real estate industry over-inflated? “

Lan Fengling joked about boring things.

Bai Chiyu, who was just about to open his mouth to agree, suddenly looked nervous, pulled Lansha and ran towards the side of the house.

"Don't make a sound, come along."

He whispered to Lan Fengling.

They leaned under their neighbor's window, occasionally staring out the window with their eyes.

"What's wrong?"

Lanza asked, lowering her voice.

"There is an enemy to appear, we have to find out the situation before we act."

"Are you kidding? Why don't we even notice it? ”

Lan Fengling looked at him distrustfully.

"Who has the time to joke with you, haven't you heard that the background sound effects have changed?"

Bai Chiyu replied with a serious face.

"What you said today is so strange, but for the time being, I believe what you said."

Lantha inexplicably agreed.

"I always think you're right, but why does it feel weird?"

As soon as Lan Fengling put her head out of the door, Bai Chiyu grabbed her eye-catching double ponytail and dragged her back.

(The enemy is over there.) ）

He pointed in the other direction and gestured to Lan Fengling with his eyes.

"Hmph."

Lan Fengling snorted dissatisfiedly and twisted her head.

(I'll go, what the hell is this!) ）

Bai Chiyu looked at the people who were coming step by step from a distance, and roared in his heart.

Lan Sha and Lan Fengling also opened their mouths in surprise, and couldn't help but glance at each other, confirming whether they were wrong.