Chapter 293: Traces of a Woman's Stay
[Chapter 2, Volume 2]
Section 294 Chapter 293 Traces of a Woman's Stay
She smiled and ran away, "You! Hurry up and continue to answer the question, it's more than four o'clock, see if you can finish it before half past six. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 infoI'll get you some fruit first, so that you can enjoy the VIP service treatment, haha! ”
He shook his head helplessly, this girl, every time she uses various strategies to escape at critical moments, but it always makes you have some little sweetness and thoughts, and there is no way to take her. I always feel that I am a master of slapping a sweet date, but in fact, compared to her, it is really far behind!
After a while, she ran back again, washed and cut the fruit he had bought in the morning, brought it on a plate, and put it on a good heart, and he was about to praise her a few words, but she just kissed him lightly, and then turned and walked away: "Write quickly!" I won't bother you! I'll get you dinner now, so you can eat well in the evening!" ”
"Don't! Baby! He grabbed her and said, "Don't work so hard! You see you've been busy all day, you're so tired! Otherwise, after I finish answering these questions, let's go out to eat at night, you see that you came to Xijing to come to see me, and you didn't invite you to eat a few delicious meals, so I am so sorry for you! “
She smiled: "Where! You've worked so the topic! I also made you a delicious meal at noon today, which was okay last night, and it doesn't count! ”
At this point, she didn't insist any longer, but changed the conversation in a soft tone: "However, if you want to go out to eat at night, that's fine!" But I can say it first, you have already spent a lot of money on inviting me to eat and play. So I'll invite you in the evening, you come and find a place! ”
"Alright!" He hugged her: "When you come to my territory, you invite me to dinner, which is a little unreasonable!" Say it's dead, or I'll invite you, I'll take you to a place with all the color and flavor! ”
She smiled: "Okay! I'll give you another chance to perform! Then I'll save trouble, I don't have to cook, what can I do? ”
He laughed and said, "You! You don't have to do anything, just sit here and watch me, and you can be regarded as exercising the right of the invigilator to see if I have made a cheat sheet, deserted or something, and as soon as the time for you to teach me is up, I must stop writing immediately, and I need you to be the examiner to test the effect! ”
She was amused by him: "Haha! You remember what you said to me quite clearly! Now that you've memorized everything, I don't have to push it too hard, I have to trust you fully! So, I'm not going to stare at you here with wide eyes, I'm going to help you clean up the house, although you are the most clean of the big men, but there are some places that should be cleaned up! “
He marveled at her virtuousness: "All right! Then go ahead, hard work baby! You said that you are such a daughter, how can you be like my mother, and you can't be idle! “
"Hey, hey!" She blinked and smiled, "You! This is called being born in the midst of blessings and not knowing blessings! If you want to say that Miss Ben is at home, she really doesn't work much, at most she just cleans up her room. Now that Miss Ben is taking the initiative to clean up the house for you with the respect of a daughter, do you still think I can't do anything? ”
"Don't dare! Can't! He hurriedly waved his hand: "Thank you, eldest lady, for deigning to clean up the room for me, Xiaosheng is grateful!" ”
"Haha!" She laughed, "Then I'll go!" If something I shouldn't have looked at or can't look at in a while, you won't blame me for being troublesome, right? ”
Well, so she's waiting for her here. I want to help myself clean up the room and see if there are any traces of other women "staying overnight" here.
It seems that women are suspicious, which is really an immutable law.
Fortunately, he laid an ambush in advance on this matter. For the women who live happily together, he has a principle, that is, he never brings them to his own home. Elegant women like Luo Qing and Yu Jing usually go to high-end hotels to open rooms, and small families like Du Yuqin go directly to her house. As for you and me on the plane with Jiang Yu, that's another concept.
In short, never bring a woman into your house! This is done in order to prevent people like Lu Qing who have the intention to check the post. You must know that men and women are different, no matter how meticulous a man is, he cannot be as meticulous as a woman. If there is really any long hair, small hairpin and the like left by the previous one that is discovered by the latecomers, then it is really impossible to eat and walk away.
Therefore, he is very complacent about this, and even thinks that the classic he summed up should be written in the "Book of Love".
Of course, there is a very important subtext in this that he did not say, that is, in order to truly achieve this, there must be a strong economic strength as a foundation. For example, that day in the Xiangshan Fishing Village in Beijing, he enjoyed with Jiang Yu, Cai Qing and Bi Yue, and he settled the account with the gold card given by Lao Huo. If you don't have strong enough economic strength, it's easy to get a girl, it's good to have a place to go, where will you be as particular as him, and you can't go to a high-end hotel at every turn, it's even more of a shadow.
So, he deliberately widened his eyes in surprise: "Oops! It turns out that you have this purpose, so you should not help me clean up the house, just sit here and watch me as an examiner! ”
"Humph!" Her eyes widened, as if even her nose was crooked, and she gritted her teeth and said, "Look, there is something unspeakable in my heart that I have right?" I know that you men are all the same, and there are no good men in this world! ”
He continued his performance, pretending to be a little scared and a little helpless: "Oops! How could you think that? Then you better clean up, I can't bear the heavy responsibility of the watershed of good and bad men in the world! ”
"Humph!" She seemed to be really angry, and turned her face away: "Originally, I really wanted to go, but when you said that, I really didn't want to go!" ”
"Really?" He laughed wickedly, "Look at you, you're already suspicious and cautious. If you really follow your suspicion method, no matter how innocent you are, you will have to suspect that something is wrong! For example, I don't have anything to do with this, but if you are so suspicious, I have to make something happen! You said you were going to help me clean up my room, but I didn't say anything, but you asked this more yourself, saying what if you ran into something that you shouldn't see or can't see, and I know you didn't mean to. But the speaker was unintentional, the listener was intentional, and I thought, oh, I really haven't had any other girl here, and there's nothing to be afraid of. But I can't stand it, for example, if my mom left a female comb in the room, or a long hair that wasn't cleaned. When the time comes, you ask, do you say I explain or not? Explain, you're sure I'm a quibble. If I don't explain, then I won't die unjustly! ”
"This ......" She was speechless for a moment, and suddenly heard a hint of reproach from his evil smile, and after thinking about it carefully, what he said really made sense, all this was due to her own careful eyes. Thinking of this, she smiled and explained, "If that's the case, just say it, I'll definitely believe you!" ”
"Haha!" He laughed: "You say you will believe it, but I don't believe it, but the devil will believe it." Now that this suspicion has arisen, it is useless to say anything! ”
"Okay!" She lowered her head and muttered, "I'll admit I was a little suspicious." ”
He gently put his arm around her shoulder: "Baby! I remember we used to give the example of a female subordinate who broke into the office of a male boss and locked the door. There must be full trust between you and me in order to be able to avoid suspicion. What's more, this is only in your own home, if it really seems that some people with bad intentions have set a trap, then you don't have a chance to fall! ”
"Hmm!" Hearing this, she laughed generously: "I remember! Thank you for teaching me, I don't have to be suspicious of you anymore, I'll happily clean up the house for you now, and even if I do find anything suspicious, I will be very comfortable thinking that it was left by my future mother-in-law! ”
"Hahaha!" He laughed and kissed her on the cheek: "I feel like your attitude is about the same, much better than just now." However, why do I still feel a little angry when I listen to this last sentence, haven't I completely figured it out? ”
"No, no, no!" She hurriedly waved her hand: "I've completely figured it out, and I don't doubt you anymore!" ”
"Hmm!" He took advantage of the opportunity to kiss her earlobe and said softly: "I believe that you have stepped out of the shadows, and this shadow has always existed in your distrust of men's emotions since your father left your mother. You may not think of it yourself, but I've found it in a lot of subtleties. When you may really need to come out of the shadows, I am willing to accompany you through such a time, so that you can see what is truly trustworthy! ”
"Really?" Tears welled up in the girl's eyes: "You are really willing to go through it with me, no matter how long!" ”
"Yes!" He nodded heavily: "I do!" And I'm sure it won't be long before you're done cleaning up my house in a while, and you'll find that you've come out completely, and wonder why? ”
"Really? Of course I wonder why! She muttered, "Actually, sometimes I hate myself for being suspicious, but it's just ......"
He snatched her words: "It's just that sometimes it's a girl's nature to be suspicious, so don't take it too seriously." When I say you can get out completely, I mean you can go and clean up the house now. However, you will definitely not find even a single long hair and no feminine products! This is because I haven't bought this house for a long time, and my wife has been in her hometown in the county and has never come to me! ”
"Good! You guy, you deliberately made up facts to scare me! She raised her palms in the air.
But he was unmoved, just smiled evilly: "I don't mean it either!" It's just that there is such a possibility, so that you don't think about it. Now that this possibility has been removed, you should be even more suspicious! ”