Chapter 20: Do you have a certificate?
After the incident with the little cabbage, the management office will no longer let the poor and weak civilian colleagues go out to work, who makes him a vegetable spirit who is so weak that he can be bullied as long as he is an animal monster?
In the office, Yue Jiuling was holding a cup of milk tea in one hand and playing with her mobile phone in the other, and turned her head to the little cabbage distractedly and said, "Little cutie, you should stay honest in the future, don't run around if you have nothing to do." ”
Concealment is the one who proposed to let the little cabbage out, so he is also responsible for the accident this time, and the concealment apologizes to the little cabbage: "Oops, I'm sorry, I almost let you be eaten by a bad monster, and I don't dare to let you go out next time." ”
The little cabbage shook her head embarrassedly and said that it was okay, but Yue Jiuling said next to her: "What's that, in fact, the biggest responsibility should be Ryuuji, the members of the same group actually left you to buy food, this is really... Tut. ”
Yue Jiuling shook her head as she spoke.
Jairus happened to be eating buns next to him, but he didn't refute it when he heard Yue Jiuling's words this time, because this time he did make a mistake and put his weak colleagues in danger, so he was also very guilty Little Cabbage said:
"Cabbage, it's my fault this time, if you want me to help you in the future, I'll definitely help you, I'm sorry. ”
"Oh, in fact, I can't blame you for this, I'm too weak, and you don't have to blame yourself. ”
In fact, no one is to blame for this little cabbage, and being attacked by the rabbit spirit can only say that he is too bad, and he can't beat any monster, and this thing can be regarded as his own bad luck, and he can't blame others.
Director Yu also heard about this, he touched his smooth chin and said: "Fortunately, there is no major incident this time, otherwise it will be troublesome, once a monster starts to cause trouble, the others are estimated to be fine, you have handled it very well this time, the announcement is issued, it is estimated that it can give them a warning, so that the restless people can put away those careful thoughts." ”
Ye Dongfeng said: "Well, I think too." ”
Before she knew it, it was already night, and after Yue Jiunian had dinner at Jiang's house, she waited for Jiang Hu to deal with those debts for her, she first sent a message back to Yue Jiuling saying that she had found someone, and she didn't need to starve to death, so she gave Jiang Hu the creditor's phone number in her mobile phone.
Li Jiajia's sister Li Yueyue also came over, but when she heard that Li Jiajia met a ghost and was rescued by Yue Jiunian, she also had the same attitude as everyone else, and felt that she didn't believe it.
"Jiajia, let's go back, you must have been too tired from studying lately to be like this, don't scare yourself. ”
Li Yueyue wanted to take her sister away, but was stopped by Huang Qing, Huang Qing knew that Li Yueyue was the girlfriend of her eldest son, and she was an actor in the film and television company under her name, so she wanted to keep someone to know more.
That's right, Huang Qing is not the kind of lady who relies on her husband to support her at home, she also has her own company, Jiang Hu and her are considered a business marriage, and the two families have a big background.
"Hey, wait a minute, your name is Yueyue, it's so late, or you can stay with your sister, Jiang Yi has mentioned you to me several times, but I haven't been able to see you above. ”
Huang Qing smiled kindly and said to the Li sisters, and Jiang Yi also echoed beside him: "Yes, it's so late, we have a lot of guest rooms, so you can stay." ”
Jiang Yi is twenty-five years old this year, he fell in love with Li Yueyue at first sight in his mother's company, and both of them had a good impression of each other, so they were together, but they never brought it home, and this time they just had the opportunity to meet their parents because of Li Jiajia's matter.
Li Yueyue is an eighteenth-tier star in Huang Qing Film and Television Company, and she has never been very popular, but she is a good person, there are no bad scandals, and she is good-looking, so Huang Qing still has a good impression of her.
Since Huang Qingdu opened his mouth to keep people, then the Li family sisters naturally stayed, and Yue Jiunian saw that Jiang Hu probably didn't pay off his debts so quickly for a while, so he was cheeky to stay overnight.
"Nian Nian, you can live here with peace of mind, I discussed it with your aunt, she doesn't welcome you, she just can't pull her face, don't worry about her." ”
Jiang Hu took Yue Jiunian to a room, and then let her live in peace.
In fact, Yue Jiunian didn't plan to come back here to grab any family property, she just wanted a sum of money, but her arrival would always make the mother and son unhappy.
"Yes, I see, thank you Dad. ”
Jiang Hu has always only had two sons by his side, and suddenly a soft daughter appeared, and he suddenly had a different feeling in his heart, he said lovingly: "No thanks, I have wronged you all these years, rest early." ”
After Jiang Hu finished speaking, he explained a few more words to call the servant, and then left, and Yue Jiunian was ready to wash.
Huang Qing left the Li sisters to chat for a few words and then put them to rest, and she said to Jiang Hu, who came back from Yue Jiunian: "How is it, how does it feel to get together with father and daughter?"
Jiang Hu smiled and took off his suit jacket and said: "Qingqing, you will also be her mother in the future, she has no mother anymore, and I am left with a father, very pitiful, you should be kind to her." ”
Huang Qing took Jiang Hu's coat and hung it up, rolled his eyes when he heard his words, and said, "Am I not good enough for her? It's already good not to let Xiaohai kick her out, it's not good." ”
Jiang Hu knew that Huang Qing was still haunted by the mistakes he made many years ago, and he didn't dare to say anything, just said: "Hey, it was me who made mistakes back then, and the child is innocent, so you should be generous, by the way, Niannian is a sister after all, let Xiaohai not always bully his sister." ”
Huang Qing was still a little unhappy, but still said, "I know, I'll talk about him tomorrow." ”
At two o'clock in the morning in the middle of the night, Yue Jiuling lay on the bed tossing and turning and couldn't sleep, she touched her stomach and counted how much she had eaten.
"In the morning, there are two steamed buns, and a cup of soy milk, lunch is fast food takeout, and roast rabbit is eaten in the evening, um~ No wonder I am so hungry at this time, it turns out that I have eaten too little... ”
Yue Jiuling jumped up from the bed as she spoke, then changed her clothes and prepared to go out for supper, no way, she was so hungry that she couldn't sleep.
Bai Xinyu was still chasing dramas in the living room, and she also knew that it was not good to disturb others at night, so this time she put on headphones, closed her mouth and stopped yelling, but when Yue Jiuling came out, she was still shocked when she saw this scene:
"I'll go! You're poisonous, you don't sleep at this time, and you're not afraid of being blind. ”
Bai Xinyu took off a headset and looked at her and said, "What are you afraid of, my eyes are amazing, besides, cats like to stay up late, otherwise how would night owls come, where are you going to go at night?"
"Go out to find food, starve to death, I haven't eaten enough today, do you want to go out together?"
As soon as he heard that he was going out for supper, Bai Xinyu put the headphones back on, shook his head and said, "No, I lose weight, and I'm not hungry, you can eat by yourself, but why don't you order takeout, but run out?"
Yue Jiu Ling said in his heart: "Hey, I'm so hungry, I can't wait for them to send it over, and it costs more money to send it, I'm too poor." ”
"Tsk, that's pathetic. ”
Since Bai Xinyu didn't want to eat supper, then Yue Jiuling also went out by herself, the next street was the food street, she walked along the way, there were a lot of people on this street, noisy, and fragrant.
Suddenly, Yue Jiuling, who originally wanted to eat a bowl of rice noodles, fell in love with the owner of a barbecue stall, yes, it was not the barbecue food on the stall, but the owner of that stall!
She stared at the white and chubby boss drooling, calculating in her heart how likely it was to eat him, "Hey, I wish he was undocumented." ”
The barbecue boss is a big octopus essence, his body is very fat, estimated to be about two or three hundred catties, most of the food in his stall is seafood and the like, there are grilled fish, oysters, shrimp, etc., and even his own octopus of the same kind.
Yue Jiuling looked at the dazzling seafood on the stall, and finally set her eyes on the boss, she slurred her mouth, and thought to herself: Although those fish are also fresh, but the boss is even fresher, I hope he doesn't have a certificate.
Just when Yue Jiuling was about to go forward to 'verify', there was also a foodie who had his eyes on the big octopus boss, that is, Jairus, who was also hungry in the middle of the night and came out to forage for food.
As soon as Jianhua saw the big octopus boss, he immediately drooled like Yue Jiuling, but he also knew that he couldn't eat monsters in the human world casually, so he was also ready to go forward under the pretext of going to the office, but as soon as he got close to the barbecue stall, he saw Yue Jiuling with the same glowing eyes.
When Yue Jiuling saw Jianxi, she was also very surprised, thinking that this guy should just come to eat supper, not to grab food from herself, right?
Jairus also had the same idea, but when the two foodies saw each other's eyes, they understood that their purpose was the same.
Yue Jiuling glanced at her very unhappily and said, "This is mine, you can eat other fish." ”
Jairus refused to give way: "Why?!" He obviously fell in love with me first, and besides, do you know if he has a certificate or not? ”
When it came to the matter of documents, the two foodies who were carried away by the food remembered that the boss didn't just want to eat it, if it was legal, everyone didn't want to eat it!
"Oh, okay, since everyone won't budge, let's share it, if he doesn't have a certificate. ”
In the end, Yue Jiuling, who regained consciousness, endured the pain, and Jairus agreed.
For the first time, the two of them did not fight, but chose to cooperate peacefully, which is really gratifying.
Yue Jiuling and Jairus walked to the barbecue stall together, the two of them walked around the stall, and found that the business of this stall was quite hot, there were many customers, and then looked at the ingredients, and finally Yue Jiuling glanced at Jairus, turned to the busy boss and said, "Boss, do you have a certificate?"
The big octopus boss didn't pay much attention to these two people at first, and thought they were looking for a position, but when he suddenly heard Yue Jiuling's words, he was a little confused, and he thought that the two of them were from the city management, so he said with a little disdain: "Hehe, I said that the two of you are really dedicated, and they came to check my business license so late, you guys are really hard." ”
The chengguan has always disliked the vendors, and it is no wonder that the boss has such an attitude, but Yue Jiuling does not mind the boss's attitude, she looked at the boss with her eyes shining, and said in unison: "Do you have a certificate?"
At this time, the boss also found that the eyes of Yue Jiu Ling and Jair were a little wrong, but because the smell of food was all around, the fragrance covered up the breath on Yue Jiu Ling and Jair, so the boss still did not find out the identities of the two.
The boss waved his hand a little impatiently and said: "I have a certificate, a health certificate, a business license, or something, my shop is in the back, and the space inside is not enough to put it out, do you want to follow me in to check?"
"No, we don't need to look at that, it's not up to us. ”
Jairus said lightly on the side, "We are from the Metaphysics Management Office, so I asked you if you have a certificate?"
Originally, the boss still looked impatient when he heard Jairus's previous words, but when he heard Jairus's words, his face changed instantly, and he whispered a little nervously:
"What's that, it turned out to be two comrades, why didn't you say earlier that it was a demon investigation, it's really, hey, I have a certificate, I have a certificate. ”
When I heard the boss say that there was a certificate, the two foodies showed disappointed eyes, and the monsters with the certificate can't be eaten, hey~
The unrelenting Yue Jiuling looked at the food on the stall, licked the corners of his mouth and said, "Then please take out your documents and show us them." ”
The boss originally thought that Yue Jiuling and the others would leave if they heard that they had a certificate, but they didn't expect to take out the documents to check, he was so nervous that he broke out in a cold sweat, and stammered:
"What's that, I really have a certificate, but I was in too much of a hurry to come out today, and I forgot the certificate in the sea and didn't bring it out, or I'll take it out for you next time?"
The fox looked at the boss suspiciously, guessing whether it was true or false, Yue Jiuling also stared at the boss, she squinted her eyes and said, "No, how do I know if you are really licensed or fake?"
At this time, the boss had already discovered the breath of the two of them, and knew that he couldn't beat them, so he had to plead: "Two comrades, you just believe me, I really have a certificate, but I forgot to bring it out." ”
At this time, a new customer arrived at the stall, and the customer shouted to the boss: "Boss, ask for a grilled fish, twenty oysters and five bottles of beer, move faster." ”
The boss turned his head and responded: "Okay, wait a minute," and then said to Yue Jiuling and the two: "Otherwise, I see that you are also hungry, or I will invite the two of you to have supper, and you will come back to check another day?"
"Are you bribing us?" said Jairus, pointing his finger at the boss.
"This, this is a bribe, I just want to make friends with the two of you. "The boss was so nervous that he was about to cry.
Yue Jiuling looked at the ingredients for a while, and finally felt that it was not as delicious as the octopus boss, and finally she shook her head and said: "No, I will check your certificate, if you don't have a certificate, I will eat you!"
Jairus and Yue Jiuling glanced at each other, not understanding why she said this, but she also cooperated to scare the boss with her eyes, and finally the boss was about to collapse, he cried and said: "I really don't have a certificate now, I forgot my home, what do you want!"
Yue Jiuling thought for a while and then walked to Jairus's side, muttered a few words in Jairus's ear, a light flashed in Jairus's eyes, he stepped forward and pulled the boss and said, "In this case, we are not unreasonable people, come, let's go to the side and have a good chat about how to deal with this matter." ”
The boss was dragged away by Jianxi in fear, and did not dare to resist, and Yue Jiuling followed behind them.
Less than five minutes later, Yue Jiuling and Jairus touched their stomachs and came out of a dim alley satisfied, and they knew that they were in a very good mood by looking at their expressions.
After another minute, the big octopus boss also came out of the alley, but when he came out, his legs and feet seemed to be a little inconvenient, he walked with a limp, and his mouth was swearing:
"Damn, these two monsters are too scary, my poor two legs, it seems that the next time I come out, I must bring my ID!"
The big octopus boss originally thought that he was dead, but fortunately, they didn't say that they wanted to eat him, but said that they would give him a little punishment for forgetting to bring a certificate, that is, to eat his two tentacles!
Fortunately, the octopus has eight tentacles, and even if it is broken, it can grow back, otherwise the boss is afraid that he will really cry to death.
Yue Jiuling was separated from Jairus on the street, and the boys' dormitory was different from the girls' dormitory, but the two were very calm after they were separated, and they knew very well that tonight's incident could not be discovered, otherwise they would definitely be deducted from their wages!
It's just that when he returned to the dormitory, Yue Jiuling found that Bai Xinyu, a night owl, hadn't slept yet!
"You're back, what did you go out to eat?" Bai Xinyu stayed up late wearing a mask, and asked without turning his head after hearing the sound of the door opening.
Yue Jiuling changed her shoes and went to brush her teeth, she said, "Go eat a fresh octopus claw, the raw kind, but it tastes good." ”
"Tsk, it's good, it's a pity, I can't eat it if I want to lose weight. ”
Yue Jiuling recalled the boss's tentacles and said, "Yes, it's a pity that you didn't eat it." ”
On the other side, Jairus also returned to the residence, Yin and Ye Dongfeng were still playing games in the living room, the two of them were about to go crazy, Ye Dongfeng was still shouting: "Go, shoot, ahhhh
The little cabbage was already sleeping in the bedroom, and did not come out, and when she saw Jairus coming back, she asked, "Are you back when you are full?" Hey, we knew that you would come back so soon, so we asked you to pack some food and come back. ”
Jairus touched her stomach and said with a smile: "You didn't say it earlier, I'm back, you want to eat, you go out to eat by yourself, I won't go." ”
Ye Dongfeng took off the headphones and said, "What are you going out for, call to order food, it's half an hour away, let's call quickly." ”
Hidden thought about it, or picked up the phone to order, ordered grilled fish, and waited for half an hour after the doorbell rang, Jairus went to open the door, and saw the big octopus boss...
The big octopus boss looked at Jairus tremblingly and said, "You, hello, your takeaway... ”
Jairus took the takeaway, raised her eyebrows, smiled and said, "Thank you for your hard work, boss." ”