406 Do you blame me for the failure of the magic trick?
Xu Shaoyan looked at Mu Shuixuan with a smile on his face, especially looking at Mu Shuixuan's gritted teeth, incredulous and unbelievable expression, Xu Shaoyan felt that it was so cool!
Yu Zechen almost didn't laugh out loud on the side, Xu Shaoyan must have been prepared to do this, this Mu Shuixuan really thought that Xu Shaoyan had become the first in the third line for a year and a half by brute force?
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Although Xu Shaoyan is mixed, he is really a rare ghost.
People are really angry compared to people, and looking at Mu Shuixuan again, Yu Zechen felt that this person was hopeless.
Don't have a brain!
"Come!"
Mu Shuixuan almost crushed his teeth, the ring just now, it must have been Xu Shaoyan's tricks!
He doesn't believe in evil, he can't catch Xu Shaoyan's flaws at such a close distance on stage?
Unless Xu Shaoyan really knows magic!
But Mu Shuixuan ignored a problem, Xu Shaoyan dared to tell him that he was not responsible for his personal property, only to see Xu Shaoyan clapping his hands and saying to the staff in the audience: "Please bring me two scissors and a hammer, and change to a smashable table." ”
The staff in the audience glanced at each other, what is Xu Shaoyan going to do?
But they still did it, and soon two scissors and a hammer came up, Xu Shaoyan said to the aunt who just came up: "Trouble aunt to go back below with the child, this magic trick has a high failure rate, I can't guarantee the success rate, I'm afraid of hurting the child when I splash things." ”
The aunt nodded and went down with her little grandson in her arms.
Looking at Mu Shuixuan, Xu Shaoyan smiled even brighter.
"Mu Shuixuan Xiao Xianrou, please take off your shirt!"
"Xu Shaoyan, you are sick! So many people want me to take off your clothes! Mu Shuixuan immediately exploded, but Xu Shaoyan looked disgusted: "You look good, why are you so dirty, where do you want to go?" Your top, I'm talking about your coat! It's not that you are half-naked, I have no desire for men, I am straight! ”
"Poof!"
The audience almost erupted, Xu Shaoyan didn't ridicule Mu Shuixuan for not being male or female, and his orientation was unknown!
"Teacher Xu Shaoyan, you can bend it, but you have to be with Yu Dada! You two are really a good match on the platform! ”
"Huh! Obviously, Mr. Xu Shaoyan's cp is Qiao Ran, okay! ”
"Although I know that Teacher Xu Shaoyan is straight, I really like Xu Chu cp!"
Qiao Ran was embarrassed to be in the guest seat, okay, Brother Xu really has a lot of CPs, and there are also a pair of CPs like Xi Jiangyue and Xu Shaoyan, but it seems that there are fewer cute pairs.
couldn't help but look at Bai Shuang beside him, this is Xu Shaoyan's real girlfriend, but Bai Shuang seems to like Xu Shaoyan who is always made cp by fans, and there is no expression on his face.
Mu Shuixuan really wanted to kill Xu Shaoyan, took off his coat fiercely, and fell on the table he had just moved, Xu Shaoyan handed Yu Zechen a pair of scissors, pointing to the clothes, Yu Zechen had already seen Xu Shaoyan's intentions clearly, and then Xu Shaoyan and the two of them took the scissors and began to cut the jacket fiercely, and the two of them showed no mercy at all, they could reduce more pieces and cut more pieces, and Yu Zechen felt miserable.
"Shao Yan, isn't it almost." Cut it again and it's the end.
Xu Shaoyan looked at it and nodded, "That's it." ”
Over there, Mu Shuixuan sneered, could Xu Shaoyan restore the shredded clothes?
And Xu Shaoyan didn't continue to care about the miserable clothes that had been broken into pieces, but pointed to Mu Shuixuan's pants: "The pants are also off!" ”
"...... you" Mu Shuixuan is going crazy, what are you kidding, on this stage, there are so many media on the scene, he takes off his pants?!
Xu Shaoyan rolled his eyes: "Why do you want to be crooked again!" Letting you take off your pants is not making you bare-ass! I said I'm straight! ”
Mu Shuixuan gritted his teeth, took off his pants, and took out his mobile phone, it was already very cold in the capital in November, and he was not in particularly good health, wearing cotton pants inside.
But he is a "big star" wearing this cotton pants on the stage like what words! Mu Shuixuan swore that he was not done with Xu Shaoyan!
And Xu Shaoyan's actions were even more speechless, giving Yu Zechen a color, and the two of them cut the pants into pieces.
On the entire stage, except for Mu Shuixuan, who was standing like a fool, there were two well-dressed Xu Shaoyan and Yu Zechen, and then there were a bunch of rags.
The audience is curious, what is Xu Shaoyan doing?
And this pile of rags Xu Shaoyan and Yu Zechen still didn't care, Xu Shaoyan picked up the hammer and waved it twice, yes, the texture is very good.
Looking at Mu Shuixuan, Xu Shaoyan stretched out his hand: "The last two things, your mobile phone and watch." ”
Mu Shuixuan was really going to go berserk: "Do you want me to strip you naked!" ”
"I'm not interested in your meat."
"Hahaha!" The audience in the audience couldn't hold it anymore, Xu Shaoyan was really not bent! He's straight!
It's so straight and scaring people!
"I remembered what Mr. Xu Shaoyan once said." Some audience members laughed, and the people on the side were curious: "What are you talking about?" ”
"He curses, every day!"
"Alas, our teacher Xu Shaoyan is scared of the sky!"
Mu Shuixuan's whole face stinked, he took off his watch fiercely, and slapped the mobile phone he had just taken out on the table, Xu Shaoyan took a look, this watch is the world's famous brand starry sky, at least worth hundreds of thousands, and the mobile phone is also a good brand, one is close to 10,000, put two things in the center of the table, Xu Shaoyan turned around and Yu Zechen hid away, without hesitation, he smashed the watch with a hammer.
"Coffee!" The debris splashed up, startling Mu Shuixuan!
And this jump is not over yet, Xu Shaoyan picked up the hammer and smashed the mobile phone again!
The audience in the audience is distressed!
Hold the grass! These two hammers go down to tens of thousands!
I don't know what magic Xu Shaoyan is going to perform!
"Then came the time to witness the miracle." Xu Shaoyan said with satisfaction to this big stall of debris, Mu Shuixuan's eyes widened, and the audience was even more focused.
That's all slag, what else can Xu Shaoyan do?
And Xu Shaoyan raised his hands high, "I announce, my performance is over!" There's no going back to this garbage! ”
“……”
The audience fell silent instantly.
?????
What is the situation?
What about the magic tricks that are good?
On the stage, Yu Zechen was about to be unable to suppress it, Xu Shaoyan had said before that he was not responsible for the loss of Mu Shuixuan's personal property, he had already thought about it, that is, he wanted to destroy Mu Shuixuan!
Mu Shuixuan's eyes widened: "Xu Shaoyan! ”
Xu Shaoyan looked innocent and spread his hands: "My magic trick was successful, you are troublesome to me, why do you blame me for the failure of this magic trick?" (To be continued.) )