Seventy-six-six tofu
Only then did Sakura realize that her plump buttocks had already sat on Yang Ming's lap, so she hurriedly got down and returned to her position, pretending to be fierce and hateful: "Okay, you eat my tofu!" ”
Yang Ming said with a smile: "Hey, hey, beautiful sister-in-law, you can eat things indiscriminately, you can't talk nonsense, it seems that you ran my leg up just now, if you insist on saying it, you take advantage of me." Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info you say, should I take a little benefit? ”
"Now, I'll give you a black truffle honey tart." Sakurako took an after-dinner dessert and shook it around Yang Ming's mouth, then stuffed it into her mouth, and sneered, "I won't give it to you." ”
This sister-in-law of herself, the longer she gets along, the more delicate she becomes, Yang Ming doesn't care about her first, and beckons Long Miaomiao: "Sister, Anne is resting, I can't spare time, please inform the Yang staff, Yang's will start business in the afternoon, let them all come back and prepare." ”
"Okay, I'll let you know later." Long Miaomiao didn't say a word, and when she thought, no, "Why is it suddenly going to open again?" ”
Without waiting for Yang Ming to speak, Sonya said in a slightly reproachful tone: "Miaomiao, don't ask about things that shouldn't be asked, hurry up and eat, and go to spread the news as soon as you finish eating." ”
Long Miaomiao didn't know what happened, Sang Ya knew that she saw Zheng Nanshan's wife come yesterday and left this morning, although she didn't see it, she guessed it by and large.
Long Miaomiao pouted and straightened her chest, "Mom, I'm not young anymore." ”
Sonya took a look and said with a smile: "It's not small, it's not big, let's eat your stuff quickly." Alas, the corners of your mouth are dirty, I'll wipe it for you. ”
Yang Ming was eating, and looked at the mother and daughter in front of him from time to time, Sang Ya was steady, mature, sexy, and feminine, Long Miaomiao was young, beautiful, cute, and moving, all of them were beauties.
At this time, the small mouth of the ancient hand Sakura came to Yang Ming's ear, "Brother-in-law, the current situation should be what you Xia people often say." Which one do you prefer, the big one or the small one? ”
Sang Ya and Long Miaomiao are both good, but Yang Ming is not interested now, and said in a low voice: "If you want me to choose, I will also choose you sister-in-law first, just like you, you are so delicate, it must be good to be my daughter-in-law." ”
Sakurako said with a smile: "You think it's beautiful, I'm not happy yet." I'm not kidding you, do you have time later? ”
I have to go to Xishan Province before the evening, and I will leave in the afternoon, and the time to stay in Huadu is good, Yang Ming still has to go to Yu Mengyao and Yu Mengxi sisters, how can I go to the second courtyard of Huadu to meet Xu Danlu before leaving, "What's the matter, if it's not important, let's talk about it another day." ”
"It's important, it's very important, it's about what you guys love the most." After Sakurako finished speaking, he laughed, his appearance was more obscene than a strange uncle who was worried about the little Lori next door, and it was very ambiguous.
It is related to the man's favorite thing, what can it be, Yang Ming said: "What you said, should it be that you want to pull me to test the medicine?" ”
"Brother-in-law is not a brother-in-law, I guessed it, yes, I just want to pull you to test the medicine. I wasn't idle all day yesterday, and I found a good place to test the medicine, and you'll have to come with me later. ”
It's really a test of medicine, the medicine made of dragon essence wood, can you try it casually, it's **** over if you're not careful, even if the effect is just right, it's not fun to hold a tyrannosaurus, "Don't, your brother-in-law and I are not a Shennong, the matter of testing the medicine, you still give it to pigs, cows, horses and donkeys or something, I'll be exempted." ”
Hearing that Yang Ming didn't plan to go, the ancient hand Sakurako became coquettish, "No, brother-in-law, you have to go, because this factory is opened by the two of us, don't you want to throw everything to me, and be the shopkeeper yourself and only care about collecting money." It's best if you go, and if you don't go, you have to go, otherwise I'll be in a hurry with you. ”
Yang Ming looked at his watch and estimated that he could squeeze out a little time, "Na, it's not impossible to accompany you, I'll only give you an hour and a half." Moreover, I just went to see the test medicine, not to be a guinea pig myself. ”
"Yes."
After breakfast, Yang Ming went back to Annie's room to take a look, a few ****** were still asleep, they were all tired last night, and they blamed themselves for being too impulsive and unrestrained, but men, there are not many things that can be controlled.
Driving Sakurako away from Yang's with her husband, she drove all the way to the address she had said, a pig farm in the suburbs.
Time is limited, Yang Ming drove faster, all the way wildly, it took less than ten minutes to arrive, the car stopped, just opened the door, a smell of pigs came to the nose, no need to look, smell the smell to know what place it is, "I said sister-in-law, this is the place you chose, can't you find a better one?" ”
"I'd like to find a good place, but it's nice to find it somewhere so easy." Sakurako Gushou said as she took two masks, handed one to Yang Ming, and put it on herself, then took out the sealed packaging of dragon essence wood, and pointed to the entrance of the pig farm, "Ha send it!" ”
Why does the master think, it seems that the devil has entered the village, Yang Ming pondered for a moment, isn't his sister-in-law an Oriental beauty.
The scale of the pig farm is not too big and not small, about 50 meters long, 20 meters wide, a large and small more than 20 pig houses, which raise almost more than 200 large and small fat pigs, two workers are mixing pig food, ready to feed the pigs.
Yesterday, the old hand Sakurako wanted to find a place to test the medicinal power of dragon essence wood, and finally chose this pig farm, and now the two workers are the owners of the pig farm, and the pigs here were bought by the old hand Sakurako at a price twice the market price, and the only requirement is that these pigs are temporarily raised in the pig farm.
Seeing that the rich man Sakurako was coming, the two of them hurried over and nodded, and they almost didn't say that Taijun you came to inspect.
Sakurako said: "You're welcome, yesterday I asked you to separate all the boars and sows, is it done?" ”
One of the workers said: "It's done, more than 20 large boars, all of them are locked in the innermost two pigsties, and the rest are sows." ”
"What, so many pigs, only more than twenty boars?"
Yang Ming said: "I said sister-in-law, there is one thing you shouldn't know, the general farm, unless it is a very small number of animals that must be paired, such as pigeons, rabbits and the like, the rest are a male with a number of females, whether it is chickens, ducks and geese, or cattle, horses and sheep, pigs." One boar greets twenty or thirty sows is enough. ”
"A boar with twenty or thirty sows." The ancient hand Sakurako smacked her tongue, sure enough, it was a pig, and she was not afraid of her waist bending, "Forget it, no matter what else, let's start." ”
Speaking of the beginning, Sakurako Gute didn't know how to do it for a while, "How to try?" ”
"Leave it to me." Yang Ming took the dragon essence wood, opened the sealed package, took a few plastic buckets ready to contain pig food and washed them, each bucket was filled with three-quarters of a bucket of water, and placed it not far outside the boar pigsty, the dragon essence wood was immersed one by one, and the time was timed with a watch, the first one was soaked for five seconds, the second was soaked for ten seconds, the third was soaked for fifteen seconds, and so on to gradually increase the soaking time.
After soaking several wooden barrels of water, Yang Ming put away the dragon essence wood, clapped his hands, and ordered, "Sister-in-law, go catch a pig." ”
"Why me?" Sakurako glanced at the pigsty, it was smelly and dirty, and none of the pigs were clean.
Yang Ming played with the taste: "Then do you catch it, or don't you catch it?" ”
"Okay, okay, who called you my brother-in-law and my boss, I can't arrest it." Sakurako found that there was a water gun next to the pigsty, and quickly opened the water gun and rushed towards more than 20 boars, finally flushing all the dirty things into the sewer, and the pigs were almost clean before stopping.
Turning off the water gun, Sakurako opened the pigsty door and walked in, enduring the nausea to catch the pig.
A group of boars saw someone coming in, one was so frightened that he wanted to run, and the ghost cried wolf, dozens of pigs screamed, not to mention how harsh it was, the old hand Sakurako grabbed the nearest pig ear, and was about to pull it out, the boar was anxious and screamed at the same time, split the pig's mouth and bit the hand of the old hand Sakura.
Seeing that he was about to be bitten by the pig's mouth, the ancient hand Sakurako subconsciously hit the pig's head with a fist, and the pig was honest all of a sudden, and he couldn't die anymore when he lay on the ground, and his brains flowed out.
Yang Ming teased: "I said sister-in-law, women, you can't be gentle, fortunately, this is just a pig, otherwise someone else will be beaten to death with a fist." ”
"Whoever told it to bite me, I deserved to be killed, it's just a pig, I don't care." The ancient hand Sakurako has killed people more than once, where do you care about killing a pig, hurry up to catch the second pig, this time I want to grab the front legs, but unfortunately it still didn't work, the fat pig writhed and wanted to escape, angry She flew over with a kick, and directly kicked the pig to the ground and spit blood foam, and the body pulled out a few times, and it didn't move.
Seeing that the ancient hand Sakurako still wanted to catch the third one, Yang Ming said: "Don't, I said that it would be better for you to rest, sister-in-law, and when you catch the pigs, there will be few left." ”
"No, I can't, I can't deal with a pig." The ancient hand Sakura was angry, and was about to get into a fight with the fat pig, Yang Ming had already entered the pigsty, and the index finger and middle finger of his right hand quickly stabbed at the back of the head of a fat pig that ran to the side, and the fat pig was paralyzed all of a sudden.
The big fat pig is at least 300 catties, Yang Ming grabbed the two hind legs and dragged it out, took the plastic water scoop and scooped the water in a bucket into the pig's mouth, and waited carefully for the pig's reaction after the incident.
Gushou Sakurako also came out, and asked curiously: "What's the matter, why did this pig stop moving after you lightly clicked it by your brother-in-law, could it be that Xia Guo really has a bit of acupuncture skills, and can not only point people, but also pigs?" ”
"Do you believe in martial arts novels?" Yang Ming said: "The acupoints are fake, but there are acupoints, and some key acupoints can be hit quickly, which can have a certain effect, such as hitting the numb points of the human limbs, which can paralyze people's limbs in a short period of time." Pigs, too, I just hit the back of the pig's neck and made it temporarily unconscious, and it will recover soon. ”
Yang Mingzheng was talking, and the big boar who was poured with dragon essence wood water reacted, and stood up with four hooves, and the excitement below was so high that he couldn't do it, and a pair of pig eyes stared at the sow pen not far away. (To be continued.) )