Chapter 202: Desert Island Vacation 3
readx;?ā Are you sure you're still alive like this? Wu Sick's voice is a little out of tune, this is obviously! Jenny skillfully picked off the two mushrooms with the fork of the barbecue grill and soaked them in the water. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć As soon as the two mushrooms were dipped in water, they immediately stretched out, and became white and chubby again, and the angry mushrooms rubbed their eyes and said, "Has an hour passed so quickly?" ā
Wu Yi poked his finger twice and said in surprise: "You are really alive, your vitality is really strong!" The angry face mushroom didn't bother to take care of Wu at all, and took his brother's hand and jumped out of the water basin like a jungle walk, Jenny explained: "He said that there are a lot of poisonous mushrooms here for them to learn, and I have to say, they are really geniuses in poison, and my little knowledge has long been squeezed out by him." ā
Wu Yi couldn't help but persuade when he saw Jenny's melancholy appearance: "Why do you always want to do such dangerous things, how promising it is to be a chef honestly, my mother has a friend who runs a high-end restaurant, and I have the opportunity to introduce it to you when I turn around, you go and work for him." Jenny lifted her snake tail and said, "Do you see me like this, don't say that I cook when the time comes, I will become a dish, I have heard that you can eat everything!" ā
"Don't talk nonsense, it's just a certain part of the people, you can't eat the plane flying in the sky, you can't eat the steamer swimming in the water, you can't eat the car running on the ground, there is no taboo for the rest, you should be careful when you meet such a person in the future, don't talk about you, I'm scared when I look at it!" Jenny snorted coldly and pulled away her turtleneck, and the deep career line attracted Wu Ai's eyes like a powerful magnet, and there was an urge to explore deeply.
This is the legendary male protagonist's welfare? Stumped, Jenny was moved by her desperate behavior to save people, ready to make a promise? It's a question worth thinking about.,It's not like you can love each other if you're of different races.,It doesn't seem to be a good experience to wake up and be entangled by a snake's tail in the future.ć
After thinking about it, Wu Yi still decided to refuse: "Hey, what are you doing, I'm a normal human being, even if you want to seduce me, I will never be fooled!" Having said that, Wu Yi's eyes still couldn't help but look inside. Jenny stomped her foot and said coquettishly, "Oops! Where do you want to go, I'm here to show you my neck! "What's so nice about the neck, Wu Yi still took the time to glance at it.
This look startled Wu Ai, and eight symmetrical magatama appeared on Jenny's neck, which is a kind of ornament on the Japanese side, and looks like the Chinese Tai Chi is divided into two halves. There are eight colors of Magatama, and Wu Yi was suspicious: "You are just here to show me your tattoo?" Your tattoo is not bad, it is like a bad necklace that has lost its color. ā
Jenny said angrily: "What kind of eyes do you have, this is my head!" "Huh? Head? What head? Jenny took a deep breath for a long time before giving up the idea of slapping Wu to death and explained: "I originally had nine heads, which were the source of my strength, but unfortunately when I came to this world, the remaining eight were cut off by the spatial crack, so it became so wasteful, and now my head is about to grow, and my strength is coming back!" ā
Jenny's eyes bloomed with a strange light, and Wu Yi didn't know her. Carefully asked, "Then you have regained your strength now?" Jenny immediately hung her head and said, "No, I can light a fire now, but everything else is the same as before." Wu Yi breathed a sigh of relief and patted his heart, puffing and puffing, and said, "I thought you were going to conquer the world, I can warn you not to do anything to die, otherwise your boss will be a lesson from the past!" ā
Jenny thought of the abused skinless cyclops, and the feather duster made of angel chickens was still in Huang Mei's hands, she also tried it at the beginning, the light fluttering feathers were terrible for herself, and a gentle wipe was a wound, if he was pumped dozens of fucking times, an old life would be completely explained! Jenny immediately patted her chest and promised: "My ideal is to be a good cook, those things that are not in my business, don't worry!" ā
"By the way, you just said that you can light the fire yourself, show me a look!" As soon as she heard that Wu Yi was willing to look at her own skills, Jenny's eyes lit up obviously, after all, she used to be a master, and it was already very good if she suddenly lost all her martial arts and didn't go crazy, but now she has regained the indescribable excitement in her heart, and it is naturally very happy that someone is willing to share her happiness.
Jenny jumped in front of Wu Ill, crossed her hands and inhaled sharply, and finally held her face purple and squirted, and as a result, she spewed out a small flame that was not too big for the lighter, so she raised her eyebrows at Wu Ill and said proudly: "How is it?" Isn't it amazing? Wu Yi nodded solemnly and said, "It's very powerful, I'll ask you for help if I can't find the lighter in the future!" ā
"I hate it! As long as people have all their heads, it's very powerful, okay! Wu Yi dug his nostrils and said without any effort: "Then I'll wait for you to be great, and I'm looking for you to be a lighter." Jenny looked white and said, "I just can't escape the life of being a lighter, right?" Wu Yi shrugged his shoulders and did not speak, nor did he deny it.
At this time, Huang Mei ran over from afar and said to Sophia: "Sophia, you come to do me a favor, dehydrate these herbs, and roast them into charcoal if I don't pay attention to them." Seeing Wu Ill standing aside and surprised: "Wu Ill, you are fine, it seems that the plaster I developed with Xiao Wu has succeeded, Jenny will have a hearty dinner today, I want to have a celebration banquet!" ā
After speaking, without waiting for Wu Yi to react, he dragged Sophia and disappeared with a cigarette. Jenny glanced at Wu Ai, who was smiling bitterly, and asked, "Are you really okay?" Wu Yi raised a hand with difficulty and said, "Only this hand is fine, is it okay?" Jenny shook her head and sighed: "What a poor doll, let my sister carry you, if you dare to do anything, you will be castrated!" ā
This guy's strength has regained and his temper has become bigger, and he is still better than the docile Jenny before, although Jenny's figure is also good, but Wu Ill has not been obscene to the point of molesting a snake, and let Jenny carry him to the forest. "Hey, where are you going to carry me, if you go to the forest, it will be a burden to take me with you?"
Jenny gasped and said, "There's no one around, I can't leave you there, anyway, Huang Mei is going to have a celebration banquet, I'll go inside to collect food, and you can keep a sentry for me, in case a beast comes, I have a cushion on my back, even if I eat, I will eat you first, right?" Wu Ai Ai said: "You don't really plan to do this, do you?" ā
Jenny smiled softly, "Guess what." "Don't guess the girl's thoughts, guess and guess or still have bad dishes......" "You sing so ugly, can you stop singing, I promise to let you run first!" Wu Yi smiled proudly and said, "Hmph! Now I know I'm scared, it's too late! ā
Jenny put down Wu Yi and beat her shoulders and said: "I didn't expect you to be so thin and so heavy, crushing me, you just wait here honestly, I'll pick some mushrooms here, if you see a beast, run away directly, don't worry about me." Wu Yi grinned and said with a wry smile: "I see that you just want to play me to death, do you think I look like I can run, and let me run first, I can't outrun you if you let me run a hundred meters!" ā
Jenny grimaced at Wu Yi and said, "You know now that you're afraid, you'd better coax Miss Ben well, if you're in a good mood, I can still run with you, or you will wait to become Mother Nature's fertilizer!" Wu Yi held a slender mushroom in his mouth and said indifferently: "Then you can throw me away, and then you will see if Sophia will take you to reclaim the sea!" ā
"It's the first time I've seen you eat soft rice and eat you so justifiably, forget it, I won't grind my teeth with you, I'm going to pick mushrooms quickly, the big girl who picks mushrooms ......" Wu Yi began to take a nap under boredom, and I don't know how long it took for someone to suddenly wake up, and when I opened my eyes, I saw Jenny's anxious pretty face.
"You're done? How can it be so fast! Jenny's eyes widened and she slumped to the ground and said, "Thank goodness you're okay, I thought you were dead." Wu Yi frowned and said, "Hey, isn't it just arguing with you, and it won't curse me to death, right?" Jenny took out a small mirror from her arms and handed it to Wu Yi: "You can look in the mirror yourself." ā
Wu Yi took the mirror in disbelief, there was nothing in the mirror, only pitch black, Wu Yi complained: "Anyway, you are also a girl, can't you pay attention to personal hygiene, you see that your mirror is dirty, and you can't even see the human figure!" "I wiped it and wiped it, and then I took a picture of myself again. It's just that it's still pitch black inside the mirror, and Wu Yi wondered: "What's going on with this mirror, it's stumped that the paint inside is falling off?" ā
Jenny forcefully turned Wu Ill's head over and looked in the mirror with herself, this time with her comparison, Wu Ill finally saw clearly, not that there was something wrong with the mirror, but that there was something wrong with herself, Jenny in the mirror had skin like snow, her shallow eyebrows were already pink, her lips were lifelike, only her own position was far from pitch black, Wu Ill opened her eyes in surprise and saw that there was an extra pair of eyes inside, and the white in the black shadow was very conspicuous.
"Hell!" Wu's screams startled countless birds, and many birds that had not yet flown to the south for the winter were completely scared away by his voice. Wu Yi covered his face and rolled on the ground and cried: "It's over, it's over!" Lao Tzu broke his appearance this time, what the is going on, how did Lao Tzu's face become like this! Jenny pulled up Wu's trouser leg and said, "You don't just look like your face, but even your body has darkened, so you don't have to worry about unbalanced skin tone now." ā
Wu Yi didn't care about the difference between men and women, so he opened his pants and looked inside, and this time he screamed again: "Mom! My brother is gone! (To be continued.) )