Chapter 1477: Old Ancestor Has No Hemorrhoids!
"My eldest brother and second brother are on the way here, little white face, you are finished, my second brother is angry and the six relatives don't recognize it!!"
The toad continued to yell and scream.
Ye Chen smiled slightly, and a divine fire suddenly bloomed in his hand, and he sacrificed the former on the spot: "I suddenly want to eat supper in the middle of the night, there is no roasted chicken, and the roasted toad should be okay." ”
"Ahh
The toad really screamed this time, because it found that under the scorching of Ye Chen's divine fire, its skin actually began to burn.
"Convincing or not?" Ye Chen said.
The toad was covered in gold: "Don't accept it, grandpa doesn't accept it, you have the ability to give grandpa a few years, and when the time comes, you will definitely be beaten......"
"Do I prefer medium-rare or medium-rare to medium-rare......" Ye Chen lowered his head and continued to refine it.
Not to mention this toad's belly, the most important thing in his mouth actually involved a lot of Yin Ruin secrets, which made Ye Chen gossip.
Toad: "......"
I don't know if it's an illusion, but it smells of roasted chicken.
The saddest thing is that it suddenly felt that the roasted field chicken tasted quite fragrant.
Thinking of this, it subconsciously swallowed its saliva, and immediately admitted: "Little white face, oh, no, uncle, the little one is served, the little one is ......"
Only then did Ye Chen put away the divine fire and looked it up and down: "What kind of thing do you say, don't toads look like toads......
"Your whole family is a toad......"
The toad exploded directly, glared at him angrily and said, "Grandpa's name is the Heavenly Fire God Toad, and it is destined to reflect the heavens in the future and penetrate the existence of the entire world!!"
Speaking of this, it seemed to be a little indignant: "If it weren't for grandpa being born in that weird place in the forbidden area, how could he be cursed, and how could he be bullied by your kid." ”
"You were born in the forbidden area?" Ye Chen's eyes suddenly lit up.
The toad suddenly coughed repeatedly, as if realizing that he had said the wrong thing, and couldn't help shaking a pair of mung bean eyes, and the lie came out of his mouth: "Did Grandpa say this? You must have heard it wrong." ”
Ye Chen laughed in his heart, knowing that he didn't want to say it, so he immediately changed the topic: "How did you appear in the crater? Could it be that you are the guardian spirit beast of that ruin?"
Usually before the strong person dies, he is worried that someone will covet his tomb, so he will arrange some means in advance, and the mechanism formation is necessary, in addition to using spirit beasts to protect his tomb.
"Your whole family is a guardian spirit animal!"
The toad exploded again, and spat flew sideways: "Just because that stupid big man is also worthy of grandpa to take care of the tomb for him? grandpa is just swimming in its magma." ”
"Is that all?" Ye Chen seemed to smile.
Meeting his gaze, the toad couldn't help but feel weak in his heart: "Of course, grandpa also borrowed a few things from him." ”
"Whose tomb is that?" Ye Chen said again.
The toad pursed his lips and said disapprerovingly: "A martial god tomb, that stupid big man was a martial god when he was alive, and he had a collecting habit, down to the belly pocket of a woman, and up to the ......pants of a peerless powerhouse."
Ye Chen: "......"
......
In the direction of the crater, in the eyes of everyone, Ye Chen went and returned, and unlike before, there was an extra toad on his shoulder at this moment.
The toad was not satisfied with the previous hideousness, and all the pimples on its body were put away, but it was the size of a palm, and it looked like a golden frog.
Huangquan Ancestor immediately screamed and greeted him: "Damn toad, you have finally fallen into the hands of the Ancestor, right? The Ancestor is going to roast you...... you."
The toad slanted a pair of mung bean eyes, as if he looked at him with disdain: "Don't the big sores on your head and the pus on the soles of your feet go away?"
"Put your mother's bullshit, where is there puss on the soles of the ancestors' feet?" Huangquan Ancestor suddenly looked embarrassed.
"And your hemorrhoids......" Toad squinted.
As soon as these words came out, Yang Hao laughed on the spot, and the rest of them all looked like they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.
"Ancestor will kill you!"
The corners of Huangquan Ancestor's mouth twitched fiercely a few times, and then he rushed towards the former with a fierce look in his eyes.
"That's it!"
Ye Chen stopped him and said to the toad: "Remove the big sores on his head and the pus on the soles of his feet for the ancestor, well, and the hemorrhoids on the buttocks......"
"Old Ancestor doesn't have hemorrhoids......" Huangquan Old Ancestor protested.
The toad rolled his eyes and said, "Grandpa has a condition, after entering the ruins for a while, grandpa wants a fire lotus in the depths of magma......"
Ye Chen glanced at it lightly, and immediately figured out its true purpose, this guy was obviously going to take a bath, but in fact, he was probably going to go for the fire lotus.
Meeting his gaze, the toad immediately smiled, and then vomited at the ancestor.
"Are you going to spit out the Heavenly Spirit Treasure again?"
Seeing this, Huangquan Ancestor couldn't help but secretly rejoice in his heart, and was ready to welcome the fourth Heavenly Spirit Treasure.
The rest of the people held their breath even more, ready to snatch the Tongtian Spirit Treasure at any time, they only hated themselves and others for not reacting before, how could they miss the opportunity in front of them now.
However, the next moment, the ancestor immediately felt a coolness on his face.
He couldn't help but reach out and touch it, and the whole person was stunned at first, and then exploded directly: "toad, you actually spit on the ancestor?!!"
"Grandpa, that's for you to get rid of hemorrhoids......" Toad dismissed.
Hearing this, Huangquan Ancestor couldn't help but reach out and touch his brain, and found that the previous big sores had surprisingly disappeared.
He took off his boots again, looked at the soles of his feet, and found that the itchy pustule was gone.
Yang Hao suddenly came over at this time and said quietly: "Ancestor, do you want me to help you see if the hemorrhoids on your butt are still there?"
"Bastard, fuck off!"
Old Ancestor almost couldn't resist a slap and slapped him to death.
Ye Chen glanced at the turbulent crater, and then said to everyone: "Everyone prepare, let's go in and have a look!"
"Big brother, we took a look earlier, and this ruin has just appeared. ”
Ye Wushuang spoke: "It seems that because of the volcanic eruption, the terrifying energy has defeated the decaying formation, so the ruins have been exposed. ”
"This little white face is right. ”
The toad agreed: "This ruin was indeed revealed by a volcanic eruption, otherwise it might have been buried underground for an unknown number of years." ”
"It couldn't be better. ”
Ye Chen couldn't help but nodded, if the ruins were really just revealed, it meant that no one had patronized them except for toads so far, and as the second group of people, they wanted to have some gains.
And the reason that really drove Ye Chen in was to find out if there was anything that could renew Su Yuhan's life.
Just as Ye Chen was about to urge everyone to enter the ruins, several terrifying figures suddenly shot towards this place in the sky.
Song Qiye's face changed slightly: "Someone is coming!!