Chapter 54: Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life
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What Su Qin did and said before was like a bomb being ignited, and it instantly detonated the atmosphere of 2046, and many people leaned forward and backwards with laughter, and some even laughed out of breath!
A few simple sentences, a few slightly exaggerated facial expressions, but the effect is surprisingly good!
The reason for this, on the one hand, is indeed because Su Qin's facial expressions and words are very classic, even on the earth, such a way can often cause everyone to burst into laughter;
On the other hand, it's because it's rare for people here to see such a way of entertaining the public!
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The fundamental point is that most of the people here – of course, those who work in culture – are reserved and consider themselves noble! So it is impossible for them to put down their bodies and entertain the audience with this kind of means that everyone thinks are vulgar or even kitsch! If you want to play treasure like a clown, this - the concubine can't do it! The concubine is an artist!
The cultural concept here is that culture is an elite thing, so cultural practitioners are not to cater to the public, but to guide, not to strive to create something that the public likes to entertain the public, but to strive to create something with elegant artistry to guide the public's aesthetics!
This concept is so deep-rooted that these singers who sing in 2046, although they are already in the soil of pop music, can't completely let go of it, and everyone is afraid of being embarrassed and embarrassed to let go completely. So every time everyone writes a song and sings a song, they will instinctively think about whether this song is artistic, whether there is anything too vulgar, and the positioning of 2046 is more high-end than other bars, so the people who work here, whether it is a singer or a host or whatever, cannot put themselves so low for the sake of public happiness, and therefore, the guests here are rarely able to enjoy Su Qin's humor, or play treasure.
Therefore, Su Qinjian detonated the atmosphere with a few simple words!
However, not everyone accepts this way of entertainment to death, a small number of people frowned, and even some people secretly scolded vulgarity, fortunately, this is not the Internet era, otherwise, once these things are seen by the so-called artists, I am afraid that the waves of appeal will drown Su Qin the next day.
Of course, in the current 2046, these are not the mainstream, and most of the guests are still extremely happy in their hearts.
For Su Qin, this is enough, everyone is happy, everyone is happy, everyone likes him, and then he gained fans, which is enough, he came here, although his dream is to be a world superstar, his main direction is the entertainment industry, not the art field, so he doesn't bother to pay attention to accusations such as his works or what is too vulgar.
He waved his hand to the guest on the left: "Friends here, how are you?" ”
"Okay." The guests replied with a bang.
Su Qin then changed to the right side again and waved his hand, "Friends here, how are you?" ”
"Good!" Everyone also answered and applauded together.
He nodded his head in satisfaction, and then, standing upright, holding the microphone, said, "There are a lot of friends here tonight......
Su Qin had only said a few words, and the guests in front of him were not happy, and called out together: "Hey, what about us, you haven't greeted us yet!" ”
As soon as the guest in front of him called, the guests on the left and the guests on the right were stunned, yes, Su Qin just greeted the guests on the left, and then greeted the guests on the right, how could he forget the piece in front and the most guests, this guy wouldn't have forgotten, right?
Thinking that Su Qin might have forgotten to greet the guest in front of him because he was too nervous, many people's hearts were happy: Haha, this guy actually has this day!
However, it is obvious that this is actually Su Qin's intention!
Sure enough, as soon as those guests called, Su Qin said dissatisfiedly: "I deliberately didn't greet you!" Friends who came here last night know that I am the most handsome man in 2046, but as soon as you sit there, I can only be the most handsome host in the 2046 singer industry! So, I'm not playing with you anymore! You guys are so nasty! ”
Su Qin didn't just say, he was talking and acting at the same time, when he said these words, he no longer used Mandarin, but used the Northeast sissy of Xiaoshenyang, when he spoke, he was really like a pseudo-girl, and he also raised his orchid fingers, especially when he said the sentence "You are so annoying", his eyes were even more resentful, so the guests in 2046 laughed again, and many people laughed on the table or on the friends around them.
Su Qin's words just now, just a few words, not only made people laugh in the way he spoke, but several of them, "For example, I am the most handsome host in the 2046 singer industry", such as "You are so annoying", etc., all made people laugh, and some people even secretly remembered him in their hearts, preparing to learn and use it tomorrow, and also tease other friends.
After everyone's laughter subsided, Su Qin continued: "We Qin people often say that the eyes of the people are bright and snowy, and I have always thought deeply of this sentence......
Speaking of this, many of the guests who came here last night immediately booed, and they all thought that Su Qin was going to boast about how handsome he was again.
Su Qin used his hand to keep the people who were booing him: "You guys hate it too!" I'm not going to play with you anymore! What I just said is that the eyes of the people are bright and bright, so everyone will choose 2046, because when they come to 2046, everyone will be happy, happy, and what is more important in life than being happy and happy, so I said that everyone's eyes are bright and bright! ”
The bar burst into laughter again.
After a while, the laughter stopped, and Su Qin continued: "At this moment, I am standing here, I just want to say to everyone, everyone is coming to 2046, come to the right place, I assure you that everyone who comes here today can not only be happy, not only can you be happy, but also can enjoy music, this point, I swear in the name of Sister Hua, if you can't be happy and happy in 2046 tonight and hear good music, then let us be the boss of 2046 - Sister Hua." ...... Just let her ......"
The guests in the bar had already calmed down, but when they heard that Su Qin was going to swear in the name of Sister Hua, they were all happy again, this guy wouldn't be in the water in his brain, he dared to make fun of Sister Hua, and he actually swore in her name, hiss...... All of a sudden, everyone's hearts suddenly rose to their throats.
But after a while, everyone was stunned, and then, they all smiled, and couldn't help clapping their hands, and everyone couldn't help but secretly say in their hearts: "This Su Qin is really amazing, just rush him for this, it's worth coming here tonight!" ”
I only listened to Su Qin's solemn words: "If everyone can't be happy and happy in 2046 tonight and hear good music, then our 2046 boss Sister Hua will become 100 million times more beautiful than today!" ”
After a while, the applause stopped, and Su Qin said seriously: "Okay, friends, I can't say any more, I accidentally said bad things about the boss just now, and I may be locked up in a small black room for a while, so I won't say it, I'd better hurry up and sing, I know that everyone is here today to listen to "The Only", so, next, a song "The Only" is given to you, I hope you like it!" ”
Bang bang bang.
There was another round of applause in the bar.
Su Qin sat down in front of the piano on the stage, set the microphone up, raised his hand, and was about to press the first key, but at this moment, he said: "This song is sung to the only one in our lives, so before I sing this song, please find your own uniqueness and hold her hand." ”
Many of the customers in the bar come and go in pairs, so there are really many people who actually hold each other's hands.
Su Qin pointed in a certain direction with his finger and said with a smile: "You, yes, it's you, you have to hurry up, you look almost as handsome as me, why are you still single!" ”
Su Qin didn't actually refer to that person, but the single friends at the scene immediately laughed.
After a moment, Su Qin closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and then pressed the first note:
How clear my sky is
The promise of transparency is the air of the past
It's you who hold my hand
But your smile can't be seen clearly
Whether a star has changed its heart
You have abandoned all your old desires
Recently I can't breathe
Even his own shadow wants to escape
Baby, you're the only one for me
Both worlds are deformed
It's easier said than done
Are you sure
You are the only one and only to me
Say I love you to the phone alone
I love you so much
Baby, I can't love you more