Yang Fan finally knew what work was the most tiring in the world, not to move bricks and mud, not to carry packing trucks, not to repair the earth, but to accompany women shopping. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

didn't even arrive for two hours, Yang Fan was sweating, he was not so tired when he usually stood on the pile to practice boxing, and then looked at Han Xue, a little girl, like a person who had nothing to do, in and out of one store after another, not only was he not tired and sweating, but he was more and more energetic the more he shopped, and his little face was flushed, the girl had just watched an adult movie, why was she so excited?

Sister, what exactly do you want to buy? If you want to buy shoes, let's go into the shoe store, if you want to buy pants, let's go into the pants store, you just want to buy sex toys, there is an unmanned vending store over there, how can you enter the store when you see it, it's been two hours, and you haven't bought a single thing!

Hee-hee, I'm tired of your dirt buns, dare to say that my aunt has no breasts and no ass, and I'm tired of your big ass.

Han Xue was refreshed, but Yang Fan had to pay attention to everything around him at all times, the black smoke on Xiao Nizi's head was short for a long time, indicating that the danger still existed, Yang Fan didn't want Han Jianguo to think that his arrival had brought foreboding to Han Xue, and superstition had never disappeared.

Han Xue is very smart, she is using shopping to delay time, Han Jianguo will not get off work until noon, she will go shopping until noon and then go back, and then have a showdown with her grandfather and drive Yang Fan out, she doesn't dare to stay at home alone with Yang Fan, in case she is Yang Fan, there is no place to cry.

"Well, it's almost time, let's go home!" Han Xue twisted her waist and walked out of the pedestrian street, just as a taxi drove over, pulled the door and got into the car: "Master, go to the old street." ”

Before the rental started, Yang Fan jumped over, pulled the door and got into the car in one go, and looked at the puffed Han Xue with a smile: "Niu'er, do you mind taking a ride?" ”

Han Xue glared at Yang Fan's eyes and wanted to breathe fire: "Sit in front, don't sit with me, disgusting!" ”

Yang Fan sniffled vigorously: "Well, it's so fragrant, what kind of flower water do you use?" ”

"Flower-dew-water-" Han Xue almost died of anger, was this guy really stupid or deliberate: "Grandma is using ...... Why should I tell you, no one will treat you like a dumb person if you don't speak. ”

"Eh, what are you doing, why do you get into someone else's car casually, do I agree? Hurry down! When Yang Fan and Han Xue were arguing, the taxi driver in front of him suddenly spoke, his tone was very unpolite, and he wanted to drive Yang Fan out of the car.

"Hey, did you hear me, the master won't let you sit in someone else's car, why don't you hurry down?" Han Xue gloated and beat the side drum, how happy Xiao Nizi was to see this soil bun deflated.

"Oh?" Yang Fan didn't pay attention at first, listening to the driver's talk, after a closer look, his pupils suddenly shrank, and he whispered in Han Xue's ear: "Hey, I'll tell you a secret, don't tell others, see the driver in front of you, he's a murderer, do you dare to take his car?" ”

In Yang Fan's eyes, the blood light on the top of the taxi driver's head was more than three inches long, and he had seen a lot of blood light like this before, and the hunters in Yangshugou had it on their heads, but the blood light on the hunters' heads was softer, not as violent as this guy's.

With such a violent blood light, Yang Fan guessed that this guy should have killed someone, combined with the black smoke above Han Xue's head, eighty percent of Xiao Nizi's disaster today should be on this guy.

"Haha, you're fooling a child?" Han Xue smiled innocently: "Master, he said that you are a murderer, is it?" ”

Yes, Yang Fan was completely defeated by Han Xue, how could there be such a stupid girl in the world, making such a blatant joke with a murderer, aren't you afraid that he will kill you?

Airplanes!

As soon as Han Xue's words fell, the taxi buzzed and rushed out, and the huge feeling of pushing her back pressed Han Xue tightly on the seat and couldn't move, and the cars were left behind.

"Ahh Han Xue was stunned, why did the taxi driver react so much, he was just joking, could he be so angry?

Yang Fan smiled helplessly: "Silly girl, you haven't understood yet, this murderer is going to send you to see Lord Yama." ”

"Ah, Yang Fan, you bastard is still talking nonsense, don't you hurry up and apologize to the master, where can the master be such a kind person, where can he be a murderer, I think it's almost the same as a living Lei Feng!" Han Xue angrily scolded Yang Fan on her mouth, but kicked him hard underneath, and her big eyes quietly blinked at Yang Fan, as if hinting at something.

Yang Fanle was happy: "Little girl, you finally understand, but it's still too tender, with your clumsy acting skills, you still want to deceive a murderer, and you can still swagger to rent a taxi when you kill someone, can you be an ordinary murderer?" ”

Han Xue saw that Yang Fan didn't shy away from the taxi driver when he spoke, so he simply didn't pretend: "Then what do you say, let's open the door and jump out of the car?" ”

"Open the door? Haha, you can try it, if you can open it, Lao Tzu will stop and let you go down! The taxi driver suddenly burst out laughing, he felt that the two young chicks were very interesting, thinking that this was acting, not only was he not afraid, but he also sat in the car and talked eloquently, and when you cried for a while.

Han Xue and Yang Fan twisted it a few times, the door was really locked, the speed of the car was so fast, even if the glass was broken, they couldn't jump, but sadly there was a separation net between the front and rear seats, they couldn't help the driver at all, so they could only let him drive the car all the way.

"Calling, what are you stupid about?" Yang Fan took the opportunity to pinch Han Xuebai's tender little arm, it felt so good, the flesh and bones were even, soft, elastic, slippery, greasy, indescribably comfortable, more cool than pinching the village chief's daughter.

Han Xue didn't care if she was taken advantage of by Yang Fan at this time, so she hurriedly took out her mobile phone from her bag, and couldn't get through to a call after dialing it for a long time, only to find that there was no signal.

"Haha, two stupid shortages, Lao Tzu has already turned on the shield, let me tell you the truth, as long as the fat sheep targeted by Lao Tzu has not been able to run away!" The taxi driver laughed arrogantly.

Han Xue was frightened and panicked: "That...... So what are you going to do with the two of us, we'll give you all the money on our bodies, and you can let us get out of the car, okay? ”

"Get off? It's not that you can't think about how much money can you give me? ”

There was a cunning light flashing in the taxi driver's eyes, Yang Fan could see it clearly through the rearview mirror, knowing that this guy was delaying time, and he didn't break it, so he didn't wait for Han Xue to answer, and hurriedly said: "Ten thousand, the two of us have a total of 10,000 yuan, do you think it's okay?" ”

Yang Fan was afraid that Han Xue would say too much and cause some variables, Xiao Nizi was rich in wealth, and if she reported 1.8 million under nervousness, maybe it would be really dangerous.

"Ten thousand? You two little cubs are really rich, but it's not enough, and when you get to the place, you call your family and ask them to ransom you back with money. ”

"Oh, don't call our home, we're college students, not Jiangbei locals, it's useless to call, you see if this will work, let my girlfriend stay here and wait, I'll go back to school to raise money for you, okay?"

Yang Fan said, while glancing at the taxi driver in front, although he was driving, the taxi driver was always paying attention to the movements of the two from the rearview mirror, of course he understood what Yang Fan meant, as long as he could let him go, his girlfriend would send him.

"Yang Fan, you bastard, don't think that your aunt doesn't know your thoughts, you want to exchange your aunt's innocence for your safety, my grandfather is really blind and has seen you wrong, a white-eyed wolf!"

Han Xue was furious, like a little tiger, she pounced on Yang Fan's arm and said, "Grandma bites you to death!" ”

Yang Fan: "Ah......"