On the wide balcony, Yang Hao was draped in a bathrobe, lying on a beach chair, looking up at the starry sky. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

There was a faint sound of rushing water in the room, and it was the little monk taking a shower.

Yang Hao took out the baby's mobile phone from the dimensional space and began to sign in and unpack every day.

A flash of gold!

Message tip: Congratulations on getting an old Chinese medicine chip!

"me, old Chinese medicine doctor? This chip is amazing, I often see small advertisements on telephone poles, and the old Chinese medicine doctor specializes in treating all kinds of dissatisfaction. ”

Yang Hao was surprised, and hurriedly poked into the inventory to check the item information.

Old TCM chip: After implantation, you can master the professional skills of old TCM. (Not so good with the prostate?) Can't give birth to a doll? What are you waiting for, find an old Chinese medicine doctor)

"Uh,This note is still as undisciplined as ever.,Let's take a look at the instructions first.,I always feel like the name of this chip is a bit of a cheat."

Yang Hao blinked his eyes, continued to browse the instructions, and soon came to his senses.

It turns out that this chip is really an 'old Chinese medicine doctor', that is, an experienced and old Chinese medicine doctor, and it does not have the miraculous curative effect as on the small advertisement.

"This type of medical chip, if it is more advanced, it is estimated that it is some kind of 'miracle doctor', 'medical immortal' or the like, but the old Chinese medicine is not bad, you can condition your parents in the future, and health is the most important."

Yang Hao thought that at this time, the little monk came out of the bathroom wearing a bathrobe, so he simply got up and walked into the bathroom, closed the door, extracted the chip, and used it on the spot.

When Yang Hao came out again, the little monk was lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone, and asked, "Brother Hao, along the way just now, I saw that you were quite cautious, did you find any signs of being followed?" ”

Yang Hao shook his head: "No, at least I didn't find out, but the reason why I want to live here is to test the enemies who may be lurking in the shadows." ”

He poured himself a cup of black tea: "It stands to reason that the two of us came to Southeast Asia and did not deliberately hide it, if the Dongying people want to attack the two of us, then this time is the best time." ”

"And just now, the two of us suddenly left the group without authorization, which should disrupt the other party's deployment, and in a hurry, they are very likely to do it in a hurry."

Yang Hao took a sip of tea and frowned: "It's a pity that so far, I haven't found anything abnormal, one possibility is that I am worried, maybe the little devil didn't follow at all." ”

The little monk interjected at this time: "It's also possible that the other party put a long line to catch a big fish, so he is not in a hurry to move the two of us, right?" To be honest, this time I came to Southeast Asia, Lao Ma and my master also secretly made arrangements, but we didn't find any danger for the time being. ”

Yang Hao poured out the strange-tasting Sri Lankan black tea, lay down on the bed, and yawned: "I said it earlier, you must know that you are secretly arranging people to protect us, so I will relax and sleep." ”

The little monk rolled his eyes: "Damn, Brother Hao, this is Thailand, and it's easy to confuse even gender, so let's be vigilant ourselves, God knows if the manpower arranged by Lao Ma and my master is reliable or not." ”

Yang Hao didn't care: "Don't worry, the soldiers will block the water and cover the earth, and the little devil is not a frenzied fighting nation, if the sky is over, send some ninjas over, as long as it is not a Naruto, as many brothers will be killed." ”

The two chatted a few more words, then turned off the lights and went to sleep.

As soon as the lights went out, the phone on the bedside table between the two beds rang.

", what time is this meow, the hotel front desk is sick, call at this time, believe it or not, I'll complain to them in minutes!"

The little monk scolded, put the quilt on his head, and continued to sleep.

Yang Hao reached out and grabbed the phone, and said impatiently in Thai: "Hey, it's so late, is there anything you can't say tomorrow?" ”

As a result, a particularly female voice rang on the phone: "Savadicka, sir, do you want special services?" ”

Yang Hao was full of black lines, hung up the phone with a snap, and muttered dissatisfiedly: "Thai chickens are too dedicated, they are all running business all night." ”

Jingle bells!

After a while, the phone rang again, and it was the dedicated Thai chicken just now who continued to sell himself to Yang Hao persistently, and this time directly changed the stumbling Chinese.

"Mud trench, Xiansen, do you want to open the light? The puppets are very professional, a full set of Thai horses and chickens, as long as 666 soft girl coins. ”

Burst!

Yang Hao sprayed at that time, and said in surprise: ", open the light?" You're too awesome, aren't you, and you're actually in the business of Buddhism? ”

The other party was obviously stunned, and it took a long time before he stumbled and explained: "Oh, I'm sorry, I made a mistake, it's an open back, not a light, do you need it?" ”

Yang Hao rolled his eyes and sighed: "Sister, if it's Kaiguang, there will be a monk next to me, and as for the open back, I'm not interested, so I really don't need it, goodbye." ”

After hanging up the phone again, Yang Hao thought about it, picked up the phone again, connected to the hotel front desk, and asked them not to transfer the phone again.

The little monk stretched out his head at this time and said curiously: "Brother Hao, what is the opening of the light and the opening of the back, and why are you Thai for a while, and Chinese for a while?" ”

Yang Hao said angrily: "Thai chicken feathers recommended themselves, and asked us if we want special services, and you think it's easy to be a chicken these days?" Especially the number of chickens in Thailand is terrifying, and the competition is fierce. ”

The little monk was dumbfounded: ", so miserable? When I was in Dongying before, I thought that the competition for chickens there was fierce enough, but I didn't expect it to be even more exaggerated here. ”

Yang Hao shrugged: "That's a must, think about it, let's eat a meal of KFC and cost dozens or hundreds of soft girl coins, and the chickens here only make a few dollars at a time, isn't it miserable?" ”

The little monk blinked his eyes, grinned, a mouthful of small white teeth shining in the dark, and said with a smile: "Brother Hao, why didn't you take care of the Thai girl's business just now, you should give love." ”

Yang Hao couldn't wait to spray his face with saliva, and said: "Phew, if you want to offer love, you go and give it, and my brother will pay for you, will it?" ”

The little monk hurriedly stopped talking, retracted his head, and pretended to be silent.

At this time, in the hotel lobby downstairs, two bewitching Thai girls were walking back to the café from the front desk with a stupid face.

Several Thai men in floral shirts are sitting in a café with the hotel's lobby manager drinking tea and chatting.

Two bewitching girls came over and said cautiously, "Brother Nico, let's ...... Failed, the other side refused the special services. ”

The leader of the flower shirt squinted his eyes, didn't speak, just waved his hand, whispered a few words to the lobby manager, and left with his subordinates and two bewitching girls. (To be continued.) )