Chapter 250: The Thirtieth Year of the Chinese New Year's Eve (Part II)
Chapter 250: The Thirtieth Year of the Chinese New Year's Eve (Part II)
The New Year is approaching, the ancient mansion is swept away, starting from the twenty-seventh day of the lunar month, it began to be lively, not to mention, but one by one cars, a pile of New Year's goods, a steady stream of filial piety from below, there are Wuyi Mountain big red robes, there are Moutai Tegong, there are boxes of cigarettes without trademarks and no brands, all kinds of food and smoke and drink, all piled up in the four storage rooms, until the old man received the gift and received hand cramps, this impatiently made a holy decree, layer by layer, This prevented those three relatives and four relatives who couldn't hit the eight poles from visiting, and also prevented some bigwigs who were bent on climbing the high branches of the ancient family from taking the opportunity to give gifts to the ancient family, and also stopped the funny trend of flooding New Year's goods. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Of course, there are also a few people who can step into the gate of the ancient family at this time.
For example, the commander of a certain military region, or a certain bigwig of the Military Commission, or a certain old immortal who wants to see if Gu Tianxiong has the ability to survive this year, casually curses the old guy to be honored in Babaoshan as soon as possible. Faced with the curse of the brothers who had passed out of the same trench, Gu Tianxiong was not angry at all, but smiled and said: "If I really went to Babao Mountain that day, not to mention the firecrackers in the capital to celebrate, at least there are a few families who will hold a banquet to send Lao Tzu up the mountain." ”
As for those families, Gu Tianxiong didn't say it, but the old guys who followed the old man to fight the country understood in their hearts, and everyone tacitly understood it.
Gu Maosong has been busy, almost a few days without a shadow, even if it is rare to find a little time to sit and eat together, he didn't eat two bites, a phone call was deducted, and then he ran away in a hurry.
The old man didn't ask, but his brows tightened even deeper.
Does Yuan Rong also know what her husband is busy with, her eyes are becoming more and more melancholy day by day, and she seems to be a lot haggard.
No matter how stupid and idiotic people are, they know that there is a problem here, and it is a big problem, and the things that can make the old man frown are really bigger than the sky.
However, Gu Maosong's hurried coming, hurried going, stopped on the twenty-eighth day of the lunar month.
And this day is only two days after the thirtieth day of the Chinese New Year's Eve.
Gu Maosong seems to really let go of everything, preparing for the New Year, on the same day he pulled his family to play cards, touch mahjong, still a pair of hanging Erlang, no serious, but smart people can't see it, Gu Maosong is not in the bitter fun, sorrow to find joy?
Gu Le could see this, Shu Xin also guessed it, and Qiao Yu also understood, but no one broke it, and he was happy to celebrate the New Year.
Yuan Fengliu, the rabbit cub, seems to be lazy in the Gu family and refuses to leave, anyway, on the day he came back from Gu Le, he could see the shadow of this beast every day, either pretending to be happy with the old man, or pretending to be stupid to tell jokes to his aunt, and he was quite eloquent, and the laughter was also appropriate, and he often heard Yuan Rong laugh, so at this point, Gu Le admired this kid, at least it was useless.
But as the old saying goes, dogs can't change their, and animals will always be animals.
Since Qiao Yu lived in the ancient house, Yuan Fengliu went to his cousin more often, almost once in the morning, once at noon, once in the afternoon, and had to grind for half an hour at night before leaving, he didn't go to his cousin to learn from him, but went to Qiao Yu, his cousin and sister-in-law called that smooth, but a pair of eyes, thieves stared at Qiao Yu's twin peaks, buttocks, and thighs, even if Qiao Yu saw that this little guy had sinister intentions, Yuan Fengliu still didn't blush and panted in his mouth A sister-in-law, a pair of Yufeng in one eye, a sister-in-law is so beautiful, the ass is so big at a glance.
In order to be able to see his cousin-in-law from time to time, this beast has a lot of means, and in the end, everyone in a big house knows what kind of heart this rabbit cub has.
However, for the behavior of this beast, everyone turned a blind eye, mainly because Yuan Rong was not good at speaking in this regard, the old man didn't care about this matter at all, Gu Maosong was too lazy to care, and Gu Le didn't mind, so he let this kid make many excuses and run away from Qiao Yu.
But as soon as everyone connived, trouble came.
On the 29th, Gu Le, Gu Maosong, Yuan Rong, Shu Xin, the old man, and Fang Lin sat in the backyard of the ancient house playing mahjong.
The family had a good time, and in the room, a wonderful scene was also staged, a guy took advantage of his cousin's absence, and boldly ran to ask Qiao Yu if he had a sister or something, and the cousin was also successful, and the cousin could also take a look, it was best to pull them together and pick them one by one.
Qiao Yu has been annoyed by this rabbit cub in the past few days, and she also knows what kind of virtue he has, so she couldn't help but laugh at the time, and asked, "What do you want to do?" ”
Yuan Fengliu said seriously: "I want to find a daughter-in-law." ”
Qiao Yu held back a smile, continued to maintain a serious expression, and asked, "My sister, sister, cousin, cousin, what is the matter with you looking for a daughter-in-law?" ”
Yuan Fengliu replied with a vow: "I want to find a woman like you with a big and warped buttocks, a beautiful face, a wave/wave 36-D, long legs, white and tender legs, a temperament and a queen's spirit, because only in this way can I be cool enough and have a sense of conquest and achievement." As he spoke, Yuan Fengliu glanced at Qiao Yu's body, clicked his mouth, and said, "Cousin-in-law, you are giving a sentence, is there any of it!" ”
Qiao Yu tried his best to hold back a smile and said lightly: "I don't think you have a sense of conquest, right?" Do you want to experience a woman who conquers the queen's temperament in bed, enjoy the bobs of 36-D, touch the big, upturned ass and long, white and tender thighs? ”
When it was over, Qiao Yu smiled ambiguously at the little guy.
Yuan Fengliu swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, his eyes were straight, and his head couldn't help but click, and said, "Not bad!" If you can grass such a woman, you want me to live half a life, and Lao Tzu is willing, cousin-in-law, is there any? ”
Qiao Yu held back his laughter so hard that he had to turn his head and cough a few times to divert the emotion that almost rushed out of his head. In fact, if this guy didn't have that kind of heart for her, he came to ask seriously, or simply said that he was proposing, maybe King Qiao Yu would have to think about whether there was a cousin or cousin at home, but this guy's eyes, that face, that was undisguised his desire for himself.
To treat this kind of man who dares to hit the black widow with his idea, Qiao Yu generally uses two methods, one is to directly throw the corpse of the Huangpu River, and the second is to directly destroy his third leg and be a eunuch for the rest of his life. But today Qiao Yu had to face the third method, and her head had a little headache, but she couldn't help it, she waved her hand deliberately, and turned the collar on her chest over intentionally or unintentionally, just right, revealing a piece of snow-white skin, and the cleavage was faintly visible.
Yuan Fengliu's eyes widened, and the saliva was not swallowed, but flowed out directly.
Qiao Yu sighed and said, "No, really not, but ......"
"But what?" Yuan Fengliu exhaled and sucked the saliva from the corner of his mouth into his mouth, his eyes still staring at Qiao Yu's cleavage, and he didn't blink.
"Do you think your sister-in-law is beautiful?" Qiao Yu suddenly leaned back on the sofa and put on a very ambiguous and ambiguous posture.
Yuan Fengliu didn't blink his eyes and said: "Beautiful, it's just like a fairy, more beautiful than the stars, young ladies, and prostitutes that Lao Tzu has seen." ”
Qiao Yu resisted the urge to be beaten, bit her lip, and said very ambiguously: "Then do you want to be a woman like your sister-in-law." ”
"I think about it, I think about it every day, I think about it every night, I think about it when I jerk off, and I even fantasize about having a little bit of a ...... with my sister-in-law Hehe...... "The little man who was spineless and unseduced spit out his thoughts.
The black widow glanced at him amorously: "Do you still want to sleep with your sister-in-law?" ”
"I don't dare, I can't be sorry for my cousin, and I'm afraid he'll break my third leg." Yuan Fengliu refused, but he was a little moved.
Qiao Yu sighed faintly, like that, it was really like a lust-woman whose husband had died for ten years and had been widowed for ten years, and sighed: "Don't mention your cousin!" ”
Yuan Fengliu said curiously: "Why! ”
Qiao Yu didn't say.
Yuan Fengliu was even more curious and asked.
Qiao Yu lowered his voice and said, "Actually, your cousin is a fast gunner, so he can't satisfy me at all." ”
"How fast?" Yuan Fengliu asked.
Qiao Yu thought for a moment and said, "Ten seconds!" ”
"Grass, my cousin is not a man, I am at least twenty seconds, and the fastest is more than eighteen seconds." Yuan Fengliu said proudly, he finally "overpowered" Gu Le somewhere, and it was also the most important place for men.
"So, I also want to experience a man for twenty seconds." Qiao Yu said quietly.
Yuan Fengliu's eyes suddenly lit up, and his facial muscles twitched slightly, which was called an excitement.
Qiao Yu looked at this guy lightly and said, "Do you want me?" ”
"Yes! I think about it when I dream, and I think about it when I die. This time Yuan Fengliu told the truth.
"Come if you want to!" Qiao Yu smiled flatteringly, and simply took off her coat neatly.
Yuan Fengliu hesitated, but Qiao Yu was really powerful, and with a flattering eye, he provoked the desire of the little family fire all over his body, and Yuan Fengliu, who was full of lust, threw his cousin directly behind his head, like a vicious dog pounced on food, and pounced directly......
Backyard.
Gu Le touched a good card, ready to kill the Quartet and do a good job, suddenly heard a scream like killing a pig, the sound was endless, it was simply shocking to cry ghosts and gods.
"It seems to be a merry baby!" The old man's ears were sharp, and when he heard it, he recognized the owner of the cry.
After a while, they could hear more clearly, for the sound was a little closer, and soon they saw an astonishing scene, and their eyes almost didn't pop out.
I saw Qiao Yu walking in front with an expressionless face, carrying a leg in his hand, like dragging garbage, and the sad thing is that Yuan Fengliu unfortunately became the bag of garbage, his hands were scratching in the air, his clothes had been torn into several large pieces, and a face that was originally quite handsome now turned directly into a pig's head, screaming in his mouth for a while, crying bitterly for a while: "Cousin-in-law, cousin-in-law, auntie, just spare me, I'm blind, the lard covers my heart, and the sperm is on the brain, you spare me this time... ”
Qiao Yu didn't say a word, dragged Yuan Fengliu for hundreds of meters, until the small lake in the backyard, he was neat, and directly kicked the beast into the small lake, and then said with disdain: "A little kid, I want to take advantage of the old lady." A big child, you dare to seduce your sister-in-law, do you really think you are a brute of Gule, even if I let you go to my bed, you can submit me, do you know why there is a sunspot in front of my widow, why do the brothers on the road call me Zhu Yeqing? ”
…… (To be continued.) )