Chapter Eighty-Five: International Friend Agier
Ye Shu didn't expect the aunt's reaction to be so big, it seems that the ghost cultivation magic has indeed violated the bottom line of the alliance. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
In fact, I should have paid attention to this problem a long time ago, from the beginning of the ghost raising technique was a taboo topic, and even Liu Youyou was stopped by Mr. Shu from talking about ghost raising in the group.
In other words, it's okay for you to secretly toss and raise ghosts, as long as you don't make trouble and don't hurt people, the alliance is too lazy to pay attention to you, but if you put the problem on the surface, it will be self-defeating.
Ye Shu is not only putting it on the bright side now, but also using ghost raising techniques to do the tasks issued by the alliance, which is simply suicide.
Liu Youyou heard it clearly on the side, and at this time quickly pulled Ye Shu over, bent down to apologize to the aunt: "I'm sorry sister, we are not raising ghosts, it's just that a friend died unexpectedly and lives with us temporarily, we won't use her to do tasks." ”
Liu Youyou is not stupid, at this time, he reacted faster than Ye Shu, and quickly cleared up the relationship.
When the aunt heard this, her face softened: "So that's the case, it's okay like this." However, the alliance prohibits youkai from contaminating ghosts, so don't mess around. ”
What Auntie means by this is that we monsters and ghosts are not all the way, and we are not allowed to have anything to do with ghosts, and we can't use ghosts to do tasks.
Liu Youyou nodded again and again, while Ye Shu frowned, if they didn't take advantage of Xiao Leng, then how could they do the task? Go around and go around and finally have to get a subsistence allowance to survive?
Ye Shu was a little unwilling to ask: "Sister, the strength of the two-tailed demon fox is also quite strong, there should be some very simple tasks to do." ”
As soon as he spoke, Liu Youyou also ignited a new hope, looking at his aunt, looking forward to receiving some simple tasks.
Seeing that they were so eager, the aunt's heart softened: "Yes, yes, but I'm not the one who calls the shots, and what if there is an accident?" We can't escape the alliance's accountability. ”
The aunt was also quite embarrassed, Ye Shu knew that she had no rights, and it was not okay to force her.
"It's Wu Meow who calls the shots, right? I asked her if there was a compromise. ”
Ye Shu asked, and the aunt nodded again and again: "Yes, it's Wu Meow, she is responsible for many things, if you really want to do the task, you have to ask her." ”
As soon as the words fell, the door of Witch Meow's room opened, and Witch Meow, who had just woken up, walked out with her hair draped, yawning again and again, and not even opening her eyes completely.
"It's so noisy, who's it."
Witch Meow's eyes flickered, and she half-lifted her eyes, apparently not sleeping enough.
Ye Shu greeted with a smile: "Hi, Wu Meow." ”
As soon as his voice came out, Wu Meow instantly trembled, his eyes widened, and his whole body seemed to be fried.
After seeing clearly that it was Ye Shu's damn bastard, she turned around and ran back to the room, shutting the door tightly.
Liu Youyou and Aunt were puzzled, but Ye Shu was thoughtful, is the little kitten so embarrassed that she has no face to see people?
It's really embarrassing, after all, if you pee in front of yourself, the cat's face will be lost.
Ye Shu smiled secretly in his heart, motioned for Liu Youyou to wait, and he knocked on the door with the cat biscuits.
After knocking a few times, Wu Meow's voice came out with gritted teeth: "Get out, I don't want to see you!" ”
Her tone was bad, and there was a deep resentment, she wanted to beat Ye Shu to death, but she didn't dare to see Ye Shu.
Since the first time they met, she has never been comfortable as a big auditor, every time she sees Ye Shu, she has to fall into blood mold, and now that she has learned to be obedient, she simply disappears.
Ye Shu leaned against the door and smiled softly: "Wu Meow, I'm here to do business, and by the way, I bought you your favorite, a box of two thousand yuan, a limited edition cat biscuit from the Corsisco Mountains of Australia." ”
Ye Shu coaxed Wu Meow like a child, and Wu Meow smiled coldly: "Hehe, online free shipping for nine yuan nine, do you think I haven't checked?" ”
Ye Shu squirted, why are you so smart?
He turned around and said: "The price is not the key, the key is my heart, as the so-called courtesy is light and affectionate, our good friends don't play empty, you open the door, I have something big to ask you." ”
Wu Meow still refused to open the door, just said coldly: "Just say something, I can hear it." ”
Well, Ye Shu was not reluctant, and directly said that he had to do the task.
Wu Meow sneered: "You are so weak, what task you do, no way." ”
As if she had finally seized the opportunity to take revenge, Wu Meow immediately refused.
Ye Shu also knew that she couldn't let herself go through the back door easily, and this matter had to be talked about slowly.
He nodded, "Okay then, we're not going to do it." I'll go first, you open a seam, I'll hand you the cat biscuits, you inspect the goods on the spot, this time it's a new breed, it's different from the last time. ”
"No, just put it outside."
Wu Meow didn't see Ye Shu when he was killed, Ye Shu squinted, and suddenly laughed strangely: "You just got up, you are very urgent in the morning, right?" If I don't leave, are you going to keep being stubborn with me? I'm going to pee my pants again. ”
"You! You shut up for me, perverted shamelessly. Flow! ”
Wu Meow forcibly suppressed her voice, and the whole person was about to explode. Ye Shu was going to die of laughter in his heart, so he said, sometimes you have to be cheaper, otherwise you won't be able to do anything.
"The two-tailed demon fox is here to go through the legal procedures, you can't close the door and not see each other, give face, let's talk a few words."
Ye Shu's face was dead, Wu Meow gritted his teeth and opened the door slightly, and Ye Shu saw this and went in directly.
"What the hell do you want? I told you you can't do the task! ”
Wu Meow said angrily with her legs between her legs, obviously urgent.
I have to say that she is really too immature to play Ye Shu at all. In fact, she just compromised and asked Ye Shu to play a scoundrel and get out of here quickly, so that she could pee herself.
Ye Shu accepts it when he sees it, and the tsundere kitten can't always flirt.
He put the cat biscuit on the table and said, "Is there a way to get the two-tailed demon fox to do the task?" Give her some small tasks. ”
"There is only one, a rat demon died in the sewers of Tianzhi Road, and the corpse stinks, you go and carry it out and burn it, and reward a low-level spirit soul pill."
Wu Meow was extremely reluctant, as if he had given Ye Shu a big face.
Ye Shu crooked his mouth when he heard this, who wants to do it? Going down the drain to carry a rat carcass?
"Meow, don't be so stingy, this kind of task should be given to those weaker monsters, like us, great gods, to do difficult tasks, such as arresting the weasel who followed the girl."
Ye Shu rubbed his hands and said, Wu Meow was stunned, and couldn't help but snort: "Weasel escape skills are rarely matched, several monsters have failed to do this task, but they have been smoked by his stinky fart, you don't have to think about it." I'll report it to the law enforcement officer and let the law enforcement hall handle it, and you can go out of the way. ”
It sounds so powerful, but he has a little cold, and when the time comes, it won't be easy to sneak him into a wave.
Of course, Ye Shu didn't dare to say anything about raising ghosts, but just said: "Our means are very powerful, give us a chance, anyway, we won't lose to you, what if it happens?" ”
Ye Shu was quite confident, Wu Meow frowned and looked at him a few times, and wondered: "Could it be that the demon fox has other companions?" Is it over? I can give you a try. ”
It's understandable for her to think so, otherwise where would the demon fox get the confidence.
After hearing this, Ye Shu's heart moved, and he suddenly thought of his daughter.
My daughter is also a companion, although she is not a demon, but she is much more powerful than Liu Youyou, at least she can scare Liu Youyou's legs.
And the weasel must be following the girl late at night, and late at night is the active time for her daughter, she can even find a large group of dogs to besiege the weasel!
"Yes, yes, of course we have companions, and we are international friend vampires, vampires can be companions, right?"
Vampires are fundamentally different from sorcery, they are the blood clan of the West, and they are the same creatures as the demon clan of the East.
"Yes, but 99 percent of vampires are too weak to speak, and your companions are powerful?"
Of course it's amazing, the little Lori who rides the dog, the commander of the 120 wild dogs on Changning Street, and the new generation of bars in the south of the city, do you say it's powerful?
"You don't believe I can bring her to see you, you're going to pee as soon as she shows her teeth, it's not bragging."
Ye Shu said smugly, and Wu Meow's face darkened again when he heard it: "You deliberately said urine, didn't you?" Why do you have to laugh at me? It's not your fault that I pee my pants! ”
Wu Meow was ashamed and angry, Ye Shu hurriedly smiled and explained: "No, no, I didn't laugh at you, it's just...... Mantra, pee-scare is not really pee-scarf......"
"Shut up, vampires are amazing, aren't you? Okay, I'll wait until the evening, and you can bring her to me and see if you can scare the pee!" ”