Chapter 396: The ruffian is invincible
[Chapter 2, Volume 2]
Chapter 396 Chapter 396 The ruffian is invincible
As soon as these words came out, they immediately fell silent. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info to say that Thangka has established his absolute authority on such occasions through various performances, but he didn't expect that this Shu Wanyun, who doesn't know the height of the sky, would dare to challenge his authority.
But he didn't think about it, he was challenged, he just smiled and asked "oh". I thought that Zhong Wei's performance just now would suppress this beauty list, but I didn't expect her to adjust her mentality so quickly, and she also half-truthfully and half-truthfully stood up to herself.
It's kind of interesting!
"Since you have different opinions", seeing that everyone's eyes were focused on him, his smile became very kind, "Then please say, know everything, say everything!" ”
"Good!" Wan Yun didn't shirk either, and raised her voice: "What I want to say is, Tang Shao, you have always shown great pity, whether it is to respect all our girls when the third cup is proposed, or just to lead your colleagues to clink glasses with each of us." However, I think that you are not the same as you behave in your bones, and you are still quite machismo! ”
"Oh?" He couldn't help but wonder: "This is really fresh!" It's the first time I've heard someone say that about me! Then you can tell me how macho I am, right? ”
Wanyun's face did not have a trace of fear, and said indifferently: "Just for what you just said, please ask the fairies to perform for everyone one by one!" This sentence is very inappropriate! Since you also said it, our sisters are here to have fun with you, not to laugh and sing! ”
"Wanyun!" At this time, Lao Huo let out a broken cry not far away: "How can you say such a thing!" It's a little excessive, hurry up and take it back, and apologize to Tang Shao immediately! ”
The atmosphere at the scene immediately became tense, and it was even more dignified than the two United States pinching each other just now.
But he was good, as if he was fine, raised his hand, waved it lightly, stopped Lao Huo's madness, and said with a smile: "Lao Huo! You're a bit overbearing! Wanyun is also telling the truth, let her finish her words! ”
Being yelled at by Lao Huo, Wanyun was still a little scared, but when she saw Thangka blocking it for her, she breathed a sigh of relief, plucked up her courage and said, "Thank you Tang Shao for your understanding!" Since you also said it, a few of us are indeed not here to laugh and sing, but to drink and talk together. So I want to ask Tang Shao, why do you only let a few sisters perform programs, but you old men don't perform? ”
"Oh! That's it! He nodded, "That makes sense, it seems that I was really not rigorous in what I just said!" ”
Seeing that he took the initiative to admit his mistake, everyone was stunned.
Looking at him again, he was almost unaware. Later, when I saw Lao Ni and the others looking at me with great concern, I understood. However, he didn't hide or dodge, and said to Lao Ni and the others: "What? How many of you want to criticize me? Criticism is welcome! Ha ha! I'm like this, I insist on what I say is right, and change when I say it's wrong, what's so embarrassing about it! ”
After saying these words, he turned his face to Wanyun: "You are right! It seems that I am really a bit machismo in my bones, always flaunting my respect for women, but in fact, it is just flaunting, and inadvertently, I will be exposed, and you will catch it at once. I admit my mistakes, and I resolutely admit my mistakes! I take back what I just said and change it to 'Fairies are invited to join us, men and women, and to perform one by one, without discrimination!' What do you think? ”
"Hmm!" Wanyun slapped his palms and applauded him loudly: "Tang Shao! I knew that you would admit it and correct it, this is the pure old man! ”
"Oops!" He pretended to spread his hands helplessly, and said with a wry smile: "Look, this Wanyun is really powerful!" Praise me for a while as a pure old man, like a fake! After a while, I said that I was too machismo, that pity was false, and that self-absorption was true! Isn't it very difficult for you to say that this man is also very difficult, a little soft is not a pure old man, and a little hard is machismo. It seems that these men of us are all second senior brothers! ”
"Hahaha!" All King Kong laughed, only Wanyun couldn't understand it, and immediately asked, "Tang Shao!" I understand all the previous words, but what does the second senior brother mean by this last sentence? Does it mean to commit two? ”
Speaking of which, this blunt and somewhat cute beautiful Bangyan stretched out two fingers and drew a "two" character.
He laughed, deliberately aggravating his tone: "Alas! In this world, the word 'two' is drawn at every turn, as if everyone has become a fool who commits two. Wanyun, I can't hide it, the 'second senior brother' I said really doesn't mean that. It's very simple, the second senior brother here refers to Zhu Bajie in "Journey to the West". To say that we, the old men, have become second senior brothers, that means that we have all become Zhu Bajie looking in the mirror, and we are not human beings inside and out! ”
"Hahaha!" After his explanation, all the fairies laughed forward and backwards, especially Wanyun, who was about to laugh with tears.
Suddenly, just between coming and going, all these things you fought for came to naught, and they all disappeared.
And, more importantly, in this short period of time, his image in the minds of all girls has grown taller and taller. It's a rare thing to dare to admit your mistakes. You must know that hitting someone is not a slap in the face, this person lives in the world, and the most important thing is the word "face", not to mention that this is a person in the officialdom, and he regards face as his life the most, even if he knows that he is wrong, he has to carry it to death.
However, it is incredible that he should admit his mistakes in front of so many people!
To say that since they won the ranking and became famous in one fell swoop, they have also participated in many tours in big cities, and they have seen a lot of officials of all sizes, but they have never seen anything like this. In the face of different opinions, not only is he not angry, but he admits it as if he doesn't care, and he also jokes about himself in a gag, completely ignoring "face" as nothing.
Is there still such a strange person in officialdom in this world? Is it true that as he said, he is not a power broker, just a thug wandering here?
It's just that this little gangster is too good. It captured the hearts of all girls at once. Up to now, not to mention Zhong Wei, Ke Xin and Wan Yun, even the other seven world sisters who didn't talk much, looked at him with a very bright gaze, showing admiration.
Of course, he saw the admiring eyes of the fairies, and he was a little complacent about it.
In fact, he knows better than anyone the importance of "face" in officialdom. However, it also depends on the occasion when it comes to face. If it is against a sworn enemy like the "Lin Jizhang Alliance", it is a life-and-death struggle, you must stick to your face, not give an inch, even if you really say it wrong, you have to stick to it to the end.
However, today's occasion is different, a bunch of men and women have come here, all for fun, there is no need to make a red face and a thick neck. It's just playing, so why do you care about "face"? What's more, after losing a little "small face", in exchange for "big face", these King Kong will feel that they are calm, and all the beauties will think that they are very gentlemanly, literate, connotative, and a little bit of bad ruffianism, so it's strange not to fascinate them to death.
So, distinguishing the occasion is the most important political wisdom.
I don't know who took the lead in picking the head, but someone applauded, and then everyone responded, and suddenly the applause was thunderous, and he was surrounded in the middle.
"That's it!" He smiled and stretched out his palm and pressed it down, "Our brothers have already become second senior brothers, so don't make a fuss!" Please take a seat! Let's get started! As for the rules of the show, I don't need to watch too much, just two are enough! First, men and women come together. You can volunteer, you can do it in order, or you can be ordered by the person who has finished the performance. Second, the performers are judged by the amount of applause and applause they receive. If everyone applauds, it is excellent, drink a cup by yourself, and then you can order anyone to drink a full cup, and everyone will take a sip; If the applause is mediocre, it will be counted as a passing grade, and you can drink a cup of yourself and let everyone accompany you for a sip; If the applause is sporadic and the applause is sporadic and you have to continue the show until you pass. ”
"Good!" All King Kong applauded.
But he was unmoved, and shook his head, "You eight precepts don't count!" Then he looked at Wanyun and said with a smile: "How is it?" Wanyun Fairy, if you still have different opinions on these two items that I said, you can mention them! This time, in order not to be the second senior brother, I respect women enough! ”
"Hee-hee!" Wanyun laughed out loud and gave him a thumbs up: "Tang Shao! The little woman is completely convinced! You're so right, I'm not going to raise an objection again! In the future, as long as you say anything, I will do anything, and I will never regret it! ”
"Really?" Thangka smiled and beckoned everyone to sit down, and when he passed by her, he deliberately looked at this fairy who had completely surrendered to him, and his eyes were full of bad meaning.
Probably accustomed to his ruffian gaze, she didn't notice anything wrong at all, just nodded vigorously: "Really! Tang Shao! Even if you admit that you are wrong, I will admit that I am wrong. I'm in a hurry, I've just been offended, and I ask you not to take it to heart! ”
"Hey!" He stared at the V-shaped neckline of her pink short skirt, only to find that although this list eye is slender, her figure is excellent, especially her breasts are extremely proud, in the V-shaped neckline is half-hidden and half-exposed, it is very dazzling, and he couldn't help swallowing his saliva and said with a smile: "There is a fate to meet thousands of miles away, we have so many people here today, it is not an ordinary fate, as the so-called don't talk, don't laugh and don't be lively, how can there be anything to go to the heart!" ”
"But", he changed his words and looked into her shining eyes: "What I want to ask is, is it true that you just said what I said, and you will never go back?" Count, right? ”
"Count! Of course it counts! Wanyun patted his chest vigorously, and his chest trembled at the moment, almost slapping his nosebleed out.
"That's good!" He pinched his nose, "Then you're welcome!" I'll suggest you take the lead, can you do it? ”