Su Xiaomeng successfully escaped with her master and the group of little mice!

Hua Murong is really unlucky, he is actually allergic to drugs in the world! Well, that's right, those four little red pimples that he regarded as thorns in his side were the consequences of allergies!

Pity his little face like a flower, a jade, a shy flower, a country and a city!

"Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, who is the most beautiful person in the world?" Hua Murong picked up the small broken mirror and asked seriously. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"It's definitely not going to be me." With that, Hua Mu sighed suddenly and looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle.

Then Hua Murong continued to pick up the small broken mirror and asked: "Magic mirror, magic mirror, who is the most beautiful person in the world?" ”

"It's definitely not going to be me." So Hua Murong looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle again.

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So and so and so and so and

This identical conversation lasted for about a whole afternoon, and Hua Murong also looked up at the sky for an afternoon, so that the bird on the tree closest to Hua Murong thought that Hua Murong had a crush on it, and called excitedly for a long time.

When Hua Murong picked up the broken mirror for the thirty-third time, frowned for the fifty-fifth time, and sighed for the seventy-seventh time, Su Xiaomeng really couldn't stand his master's long sigh, so he simply snatched the mirror and put it into his arms.

Hua Murong felt that his hands were empty, and when he looked up, he looked up at the little appearance of his own apprentice who hated iron but not steel.

Su Xiaomeng shook her head with a sad face, put her hands behind her back, and educated Hua Mu Ronglai like a teacher educating primary school students: "Master, as the saying goes, a tree will die without bark, and a person will be invincible in the world without a face!" Why do we have to get along with this face? ”

Hua Murong nodded approvingly: "It makes sense, you continue." ”

Su Xiaomeng continued to educate: "So, we're not trees, it's okay to be shameless!" It's okay to have acne on your face! Whatever it doesn't do! ”

Hua Murong looked at his apprentice with a look of admiration: "The apprentice's words are very reasonable, and the teacher suddenly feels that the door to a new world has been opened!" ”

Su Xiaomeng, is it really good for you to cheat your master like this?

Lan Suqing, who was not far away, twitched the corners of her mouth silently, this Su Xiaomeng is really a trickster, last night she suddenly brought a beautiful man in a white robe into his palace, he knew that they had provoked Princess Hongfu, and he didn't want to wade into this troubled water.

Unexpectedly, this Su Xiaomeng took out a broken big gold lock and put it in front of him, and threatened shyly: "If you don't keep me and my master to stay here, I will tell Princess Hongfu that I joined you to steal my master, so you can't escape responsibility." ”

What a calculating little thing! He Lan Suqing has never been threatened like this!

However, he was not loved by the saints, and the power of the DPRK and China was weak, so he really couldn't afford to provoke Princess Hongfu, so he had to comply with Su Xiaomeng's request.

Anyway, he, the Nine Kings, is just a dispensable existence, and no one can even think of him, so this Nine Kings Mansion is also a safe existence.

Who would have thought, this Su Xiaomeng not only eats and drinks for nothing, but also takes her master to eat and drink for nothing, and more importantly, this master is ruthless, and they can't look down on home-cooked side dishes, so they have to eat the delicacies of the mountains and seas!

Looking at these two rice worms who have eaten and slept all day long, and show their affection from time to time, he really wants to strangle them!

Originally, he thought that Su Xiaomeng was just a woman who had not left the cabinet, and seeing her stunning appearance and temperament, he also planned to marry a princess, but he didn't expect this Su Xiaomeng to be a married woman!

Therefore, people should not be disguised! Fairy tales are all lies!

So Lan Suqing had to secretly drive away this immortal couple who were envious of others in her heart: Hurry up, get out of here! Show affection in front of Lao Tzu!

Su Xiaomeng and Hua Murong live so comfortably!

The land in this world is different, revealing a kind of red dust at any time!

The houses on the street are connected, and it is very lively, not like the heavenly realm, the fairy palaces of all walks of life are far away, and the fairy Chang'e even immigrated to the moon! How can this strengthen the neighborhood relationship, right?

So Hua Murong and Su Xiaomeng turned into ordinary people, and they ran down the street all day long, what eggplants, all kinds of vegetables and fruits were carefully observed by them as if they were treasures.

Su Xiaomeng came to a conclusion: If the food in the heavenly realm is for people to eat, then the food in the world is for pigs! That's the difference!

Well, the identification is complete!

Su Xiaomeng also went to one of the must-see attractions for travelers - Qinglou!

That's right, in her eyes, the Qinglou is just a scenic spot, and she's just a soy sauce maker!

However, the legendary Oiran turned out to be so...... Ordinary......

Are all mortals blind? What is the most beautiful Oiran in the capital, and she can't even compare to her family's flower six-six!

Su Xiaomeng and Hua Murong studied in the mortal world for a long time, only to find that there were all ordinary looking passers-by among the mortals, and so far they felt that there were only two people who could match the word "beauty" - Nine Kings Lan Suqing and Princess Hongfu!

Dragons give birth to dragons, phoenixes give birth to phoenixes, and children born of mice will make holes! Well! Genes matter!

Although most of the people in the mortal world are ordinary-looking, they have a lot of love and hatred!

For example, yesterday the tofu seller in the north of the city fell in love with the tofu buyer, but the tofu buyer fell in love with the pork buyer in the east of the city, and then the pork buyer fell in love with the cabbage seller in the south of the city, and finally the cabbage seller liked the tofu seller in the north of the city!

So and so and so and so and

After only three days of wandering in the mortal world, Hua Murong and Su Xiaomeng have already seen thirteen love triangles, eighteen four-cornered loves, and twenty-five polyamorous loves!

It must be that the little old man of the moon is happy and has pulled the wrong red line!

Iniquity, iniquity!

However, there is no retirement policy in the heavenly realm, and the immortals are all immortal, so how can they retire? To put it bluntly, the immortals have worked for the Jade Emperor all their lives!

You say you can work part-time, you can't change jobs yet! This sad and urging thing! Su Xiao couldn't help but feel sad for the gods in the sky.

Hua Murong looked at the people who came and went in a hurry in the mortal world for work, and couldn't help but sigh a little, shouldn't he, an immortal who had never worked, also find something to do?

Then Hua Murong decided to go out and try the feeling of part-time work, however, it was very sad that Hua Murong actually felt that he had nothing but the first mana in the heavenly realm and the first beauty in the heavenly realm!

What kind of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, he didn't know anything at all!

So the helpless Hua Murong went to work as a nurse for a certain yard, but on the first day of work, the yard was robbed, and then Hua Murong was dismissed.

Later, Hua Murong changed careers to become a bookkeeper, but he made a mistake in the first bookkeeping, which caused the restaurant to suffer heavy losses, so Hua Murong was dismissed again.

Later, Hua Mu Rong simply went to be a junior two, but as long as Hua Mu Rong was there, there was no one in the restaurant to eat. Then Hua Murong was fired again.

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In this regard, Su Xiaomeng only thought of one sentence: success is not enough, and there is more than failure!

However, Su Xiaomeng comforted her master kindly: "It's okay master, in the future, you will be responsible for being beautiful like a flower, and I will be responsible for making money to support my family!" ”

Hua Murong was moved to throw herself into the arms of her apprentice and said with relief: "Good job! It is worthy of being a teacher who has raised you for so many years! ”

Su Xiaomeng: ......

Master, are you really good like this......