Chapter 34: Drag Hades out and beat him to death!

No matter what kind of food Hongfu made, Hua Murong didn't taste a bite. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Nonsense, those round, square, red, green, looking at the seeping unknown objects, he wants to vomit when he sees it!

It's still his apprentice's good cooking skills, frying, stir-frying, and cooking, everything! So Hua Murong happily decided to let his apprentice cook and eat for him forever!

However, Hongfu's heart was very unbalanced, she practiced her cooking skills for a whole week, and finally made a decent snack, and the flowers and trees didn't even touch it!

So in a fit of rage, the red breeze blew up the imperial dining room!

Now it's okay, the saint has no food to eat, and the harem concubines are all in trouble, and in desperation, everyone in the palace went to the restaurant outside the palace to pack up!

All of a sudden, the sales of various restaurants soared, even more fierce than the Double 11 in the 21st century!

After eating takeout for three days, the imperial dining room was repaired, and everyone in the palace breathed a sigh of relief after the disaster.

However, this side is relieved, and the red whisk is still angry!

Li Shizhu watched as Hongfu smashed things everywhere in his National Teacher's Mansion, ah! His blue and white porcelain worth three thousand taels of silver! Yes! His inkstone of five thousand taels! Yes! And the famous painting that is as high as 10,000 taels!

Every time Red Whisk destroyed something for him, he felt that Red Whisk had slashed his heart with a knife! Ouch! That hurts!

So, in the National Teacher's Mansion, a certain red figure smashed things left and right, and a certain purple figure held a small handkerchief and wiped his tears and jumped left and right.

Hua Murong and Su Xiaomeng were lazily lying on the roof of the house and sunbathing leisurely, Hua Murong looked at the messy National Teacher's Mansion next door, and couldn't help but sigh: "Ah! It's good to be young! ”

The final result was that the red whisk was gone, but Li Shizhu was tragically reduced to the venting bag of the red whisk, and after a burst of punches and kicks, Li Shizhu's baby face was swollen like steamed buns, and a pair of big eyes also turned into panda eyes.

Ahhh Don't let people live! He can be regarded as a national teacher of a country! It's actually reduced to the point of being angry!

However, the princess's white and soft little hands are really beautiful! Even if she beats him, it's a rare honor! Isn't this the legendary skin-to-skin kiss? Ah! Dislike! He's very shy!

Su Xiaomeng twitched the corners of her mouth and looked at Li Shizhu's blue nose and swollen face but happy little appearance, and couldn't help but helplessly hold her forehead, this is Zhou Yu beating Huang Gai, one is willing to fight, and the other is willing to suffer! Alas! People who are in love are really idiots!

Although Li Shizhu was beaten severely by Hongfu, he still helped Hongfu make plans and calculated how to take down the flower and wood.

One plan after another has failed, and Red Whisk is really impatient, so let's go straight to a quick solution! In this way, Li Shizhu had no choice but to come up with a killer feature - raw rice cooked and matured!

Since you can't get the heart of Hua Murong, then get the person who has Hua Murong!

Li Shizhu smiled treacherously like a fox, and his eyes flashed with a calculating light, Hua Murong, you will die obediently!

Spring is coming, and the Hundred Flowers Festival is about to begin, so this is a great opportunity not to be missed.

There is a small building of flowers in the imperial city, which is specially used for the leisure and entertainment of the people of the royal family.

Hundred flowers small building for a flower valley, the mountains and rivers are beautiful, the birds are singing and fragrant, it has the most flowers, all kinds of precious flowers can be found here, every spring, the hundred flowers and small buildings will bloom all over the field, thousands of butterflies fly in the meantime, it can be described as a rare beauty.

Hua Murong didn't know if he was unaccustomed to the soil or allergic to the pollen, but he had two more acne, and he couldn't come out of the room with a white veil mask.

Although Su Xiaomeng wanted to accompany her master, Hua Murong insisted on driving her own apprentice out, and Su Xiaomeng liked this hundred flowers very much, and she couldn't resist the temptation of this beautiful scenery, so she went out to play.

Hua Murong and Su Xiaomeng lived alone in a small wooden house, which was built on the surface of the lake, which was quite elegant, and could be described as the best room in the Hundred Flowers Building.

Su Xiaomeng walked out of the cabin, looked at the sparkling lake for a while, and went directly to the purple and red mountain.

Seeing Su Xiaomeng's figure disappear from sight, a red figure went straight towards Hua Murong's room, while a purple figure secretly followed behind Su Xiaomeng.

Along the way, flowers bloomed everywhere, and Su Xiaomeng was jumping around in the mountains looking left and right, like a lively and agile little girl.

Su Xiaomeng loves tender green very much, and her clothes are always green, so when Su Xiaomeng is hidden in the mountains, it seems to be integrated with the mountains and rivers, which is quite harmonious.

Gradually, Su Xiaomeng climbed to the top of the mountain, the mountain is very high, and there are unknown small wildflowers blooming on the top of the mountain, but there is a white expanse under the mountain. Su Xiaomeng took a closer look, but saw an abyss, it turned out that there was a cliff at the bottom of this mountain.

Su Xiaomeng pursed her lips, turned around and wanted to walk down the mountain, although this scenery is beautiful, it is still not as good as her own master.

However, as soon as Su Xiaomeng turned around, she bumped into a purple figure - Li Shizhu???

Su Xiaomeng rolled her eyes fiercely, and said angrily: "There is no sound when you walk in broad daylight, you want to scare people to death!" After saying that, he turned around and left, but was grabbed by Li Shizhu's wrist.

Su Xiaomeng struggled a few times, but she still couldn't break free, and couldn't help but be a little angry: "What are you doing when you catch me, do you know if men and women kiss or not?" ”

Li Shizhu's baby face smiled suddenly, dyed with a bit of weird color, only to see Li Shizhu slowly approaching Su Xiaomeng, and said in a low voice: "Do men and women kiss or not?" What if you were a dead man? ”

Su Xiaomeng's heart jumped, and suddenly she had a bad premonition, frowning and asking, "Li Shizhu, what do you want to do?"

"Hehe......" Li Shizhu smiled weirdly, stretched out his hand and gently stroked Su Xiaomeng's face and said, "What do I want to do, I want you to disappear!" ”

Su Xiaomeng only felt that Li Shizhu's fingers were sliding on her face like a cold snake, she tilted her head fiercely, opened her eyes wide and said in disbelief: "For the sake of Hongfu, you have to be a murderer??? ”

"Haha!" Li Shizhu smiled, laughed wildly, and then said as if nostalgic: "Murderer? I've been a murderer for a long time! How many male pets there are in the Red Breeze Mansion, how many lives do I have! ”

Lose your marbles! Lose your marbles! This Li Shizhu is really crazy!

Su Xiaomeng wanted to break free from Li Shizhu's hand, but she couldn't shake half a point! Seeing that Su Xiaomeng was about to be pushed to the cliff, he saw a blue figure pounce on Li Shizhu - "Don't !! ”

Su Xiaomeng only saw Lan Suqing rushing over with an anxious face, Li Shizhu's figure flashed, Su Xiaomeng was pounced on by Lan Suqing, and then Li Shizhu slapped Lan Suqing, Su Xiaomeng felt that he and Lan Suqing had done vertical movements together.

Don't you want to be so bloody! Didn't she just enjoy the flowers, why did she fall off the cliff? And the one who fell off the cliff together was not his own master!

Su Xiaomeng only felt that someone hugged her tightly, and there was a roar in her ears, and after a whirlwind, Su Xiaomeng finally fainted uncontrollably.

Before fainting, Su Xiaomeng had only one thought, if she crossed again, she would drag the Hades out and beat him to death!