Chapter 34: What the hell is a lace-edged tissue?
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Bai Chiyu didn't plan to entangle with the pervert in front of him any longer, and walked out the door.
"Don't go so fast, I have other things!"
Lan Fengling stretched out her arms to block the door.
"Tell me something, I have to hurry back."
Bai Chi Yu glanced at the wall clock in her bedroom.
"Oh no, Lanza must have come back from buying ice cream at this time, and it would be a problem if she found it."
"Have you ever heard of elves?"
Lan Fengling sat cross-legged on her bed and suddenly asked.
"Huh? It'sβit's impossible! Are you brain-teasing? β
"Sure enough, not a single one believed in me."
Lan Fengling lowered her head.
"I really saw it, at that time......"
"When you dream! Do you still have pointed ears? The size of your thumb! β
Bai Chiyu said in a mocking tone.
"Not really. Those elves are the same as us humans, and I even suspect that the elves live among us. β
"I have to say that you guessed quite accurately, do all perverts have special ability bonuses?"
"What do you want to do?"
Bai Chi Yu asked.
"Does that need to be said? Of course, I found them. β
"Wash up and go to bed early, there's no point in dwelling on this kind of boring thing, you really like it, you can read some fantasy novels."
Bai Chiba was ready to leave.
"They do exist, I've made the detectors."
Lan Fengling took out a cardboard box from under the bed.
"What did you say?!"
White Akabane turned around.
I only saw Lan Fengling take out a mobile phone-like thing from the cardboard box, but there was a radar-like detection head at the top of that thing.
"Elves will release special wavelengths, and as long as an elf comes close to this gadget, it will immediately call the police."
Lan Fengling suddenly pointed the detector at him and turned on the button on it.
"I've seen through you a long time ago! Admit it! Genie! β
She shouted.
However, the detector was unresponsive.
"How so? It's not like this in the classroom! β
Lan Fengling looked at the detector she had made in disbelief.
"Isn't it broken?"
"What the hell are you doing? Do you suspect that I am an elf? β
White Akabane laughed.
"How is this possible?"
Lan Fengling blushed angrily when she heard this.
"How could I be mistaken? Apparently every time you sneak the detector at you, it will sound an alarm? You must have done it, right? β
"Could it be that Lansha is always with me, and she sounded the alarm because she detected Lansha when she pointed her detector at me?"
"What a tough one, I'll have to find a way to get her to give up."
"I mean, you're useless for this thing, maybe it happened to detect some signal before it made a sound. Isn't it true that there is a scientist who claims to have discovered a signal from aliens, and only later learns that the signal came from his own microwave oven? β
"Don't compare me to those idiots, how could I make such a mistake?"
Bai Chi Yu took a deep breath and tried to calm his language as much as possible.
"Well, even if the elves do exist. So what if you find the elves? β
"Of course it's a wish."
Lan Fengling said as a matter of course.
"Make a wish?"
White Akabane was taken aback.
"What the hell is your misunderstanding! Is it the setting of some fairy tale? The elves in reality don't have that ability, so it's good not to get into trouble."
Lan Fengling naturally didn't know this, she regarded the elves as creatures that could make wishes like the elves in Aladdin's magic lamp.
"If I can find them, I can make my wish come true. Even if it was to pay the price like a mermaid exchanging her voice for her feet, I would be willing to pay the price. Let me and Sister Xia Xingxue finally become married, and let the scum that hinders me and Sister Xia turn to ashes!! β
Bai Chiyu broke out in a cold sweat when he heard this.
Her tone was awkward at first, then turned to begging, and finally shouted resentfully.
"The latter sentence is a curse!"
"That's impossible, isn't it? Neither law nor morality can allow such a thing to exist. β
Lan Fengling glanced at him.
"Phew! ****β
"Don't think I didn't hear it, you definitely said the forbidden word just now! I wouldn't even say that kind of thing, why are you a little girl? β
"Sooner or later, I will reign in this world, and when the time comes, I will have the final say in the law, and I will make this world full of true love. Die to all the fakes that are created for the sake of reproduction! β
Lan Fengling clenched her hands into fists in front of her chest.
"What the hell are these dangerous statements?"
"How many years have you been sick in middle school?!"
White Red Feather yelled.
"Are you doubting my ideals? This is my goal in life, and anyone who stands in my way will be wiped off the planet as an enemy. β
Lan Fengling looked at him angrily.
"Haven't you thought about what other people think?"
"I'm sorry, I did ignore it."
Lan Fengling said apologetically.
"I forgot to consider your feelings, don't worry! When the time comes, I'll let you stay with the Tennessee seniors for the rest of your life. β
Lan Fengling patted her chest and reassured.
"That's not the case!"
"And can you stop drooling?"
Bai Chiyu was no longer able to complain.
"Ahhhh
Lan Fengling suddenly shouted.
"What's wrong with you?"
Bai Chiyu was frightened by her startle.
"Woooooooo
She burst into tears.
"I actually ...... Again...... So shameful words...... I don't want to live anymore! β
"What the hell is going on!"
Bai Chiyu was completely out of ideas.
"Who's going to tell me what to do?" What the hell is wrong with her? I can't comfort people like that!'
Bai Chiyu hurriedly wanted to find a tissue to wipe away Lan Fengling's tears, but he was not familiar with Lan Fengling's bedroom, and he didn't know where the tissue was.
"I found it, why did I throw a tissue on the bed, it's hard to find, don't you know?"
"Don't cry, wipe away your tears!"
Bai Chiyu wiped her tears with a "tissue".
"You girls are really squeamish, the tissues you use are so high-end, it's like cotton fabric, and there are lace edges......"
Bai Chiyu finally sensed that something was wrong.
Slowly open the "paper towel".
"Triangular?"
"No, it won't!"
Bai Chiyu was completely stunned.
At this time, the door of the dormitory was suddenly kicked open.
"Idiot Feather, you bastard! What kind of crime should I be guilty of running so far and causing me to look for a long time! β
Lanza shouted and burst in.
"It's over...... What kind of iniquity have I created? β