Chapter 86 Happiness of Ten Thousand Yuan
Recently, the girls are preparing the first chapter of the self-titled album "Girls' Generation", and its title song "Girls' Generation" is a cover of veteran singer Lee Seung-chul, but Taeyeon has also done her part in this 10-single album, among which "BabyBaby" and "KissingYou" were written by Taeyeon out of hire. Lee so-man, www.biquge.info the pen "Fun" Pavilion, has also been going against Taeyeon recently, because he knows that it is not suitable to deal with Taeyeon now.
In the past few years of open and secret fighting, Lee so-man found that he was not as good as Taeyeon in terms of intelligence, and Taeyeon can be said to be a decisive victory thousands of miles away in strategizing.
Li Xiuman still remembers what his eldest brother said to him that night, and these words have been lingering in Li Xiuman's mind. That night, the eldest brother was going out and he was going to enter the door, so the two who did not give in to each other have been at a stalemate, and the two brothers gradually broke up over the years in order to fight for the family property.
"Second brother, although our relationship is not good, I still have to remind you that if you are smart enough, there are some things you should let go!"
"You want me to let Kim Taeyeon go, there is absolutely no such possibility!"
"You're wrong, I want you to let yourself go, do you really think you have the ability to fight with that girl Taeyeon, you're just a pawn for her!" Li Xiuman's eldest brother looked at the stubborn second brother and sighed: "If she really wants to deal with you, do you think you can still be the chairman of that economic company, she keeps you for only one purpose, which is to make you go against her!" ”
"Nonsense, how can there be such a strange purpose!"
"Listen to my daughter, you and Taeyeon were rumored by a trainee that almost everyone in the company knew about it!"
"That's right, so what, I don't care about such an ethereal thing as fame!"
"First of all, Taeyeon is the daughter of the Asian retail king, once this kind of anti-sky identity is exposed, everyone's first reaction is that Taeyeon relies on the relationship, the snobbery and financial resources in the family have opposed her efforts for many years, and at the same time, she has also touched the black of her beloved group of girls, so Taeyeon arranged for you to appear as a villain, the purpose is to keep fighting against her, so that when Taeyeon's identity is exposed, countless people can prove that Taeyeon is not only not taken care of, but also hit a wall everywhere!"
"This, this, I actually became her shield!"
"This game of chess looks like you don't lose or win, but there is a game of chess outside of the game, and in this game you lose all the weights!" The eldest brother sighed and turned sideways and left without looking back: "Taeyeon's eyes can see far away, but she told me that she has never really hated anyone, never, so even if it is for your own sake, give up this hatred, otherwise you will have no use value in the near future, and you will have nothing!" ”
"But I don't believe in evil, even if I hit a stone with an egg, I have to fight!"
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Recently, the agent took over a variety show with a cute girl, this variety show has changed the color of countless artists, this is the famous "Happiness of 10,000 Yuan", in this variety show, the artist can only spend 10,000 won a week, and he can't spend it all, the artist's hungry chest is attached to his back, and he secretly scolds the ancestor of PD.
That night, when Kim Jung-hyun came to inform the bombards, the bombards were immediately frightened when they heard it.
The agent saw that no one had the intention of participating, but the company was very tight, so the agent asked everyone to draw poker to determine the size, a pair of poker in addition to the size of the king a total of fifty-two, nine bombers were drawn one and then put it on the chest and prayed secretly. It stands to reason that no matter how much you pit the bombardment, it's just a variety show, and it's not a sword mountain and a sea of fire, but if it's really a sword mountain and a sea of fire, it's much simpler.
Taeyeon saw that she was going to buy a piece of tofu and died, but she smoked two, which is too Nima's two!
Unexpectedly, Yuna chose A and eventually became a big ghost!
After that, Yoona's pursed mouth that night never retracted, and she kept blowing the pillow wind on Taeyeon, how could Taeyeon agree to a little bribe for a little favor. Yoona has been lying next to Taeyeon's ear, begging Taeyeon to be the protagonist of "Ten Thousand Dollars of Happiness" for her, but Taeyeon not only did not pity Yoona but also said cool things.
"Taeyeononi, what am I doing to you, you touch your conscience and say!"
"If you just want to know, I'll say you're 'good' to me, but if you have some kind of purpose, I'll say 'no!'"
"I beg you, if I don't eat for a week, I'll definitely die, you can't bear to see your favorite Xiao Yun wither!"
"Yun'er, in fact, people always have to grow up, and they have to go through all kinds of hardships and obstacles, you have to learn to face difficulties, not backwards!" Taeyeon looked at Yuna seriously: "Although participating in this variety show is starving for no reason, if it can increase your popularity, it will be worth it!" ”
"I'm speechless, so no matter what I do, you won't agree?"
"It's not absolute, some things have to be seen in reverse, and some things have to be said in reverse!"
“……”
The next morning, amid the surprised and panicked expressions of the members, the agent brought the cameraman of "Ten Thousand Dollars of Happiness" into the practice room.
For the members of "Happiness of 10,000 Yuan", they can only resist with a strange cry, after all, it is really miserable for them to spend only 10,000 won a week. The program team only prepared a cameraman to supervise from morning to night, and during this period, the price of drinking water and eating must be clearly marked, except for the challenger's leftovers and leftovers.
However, it is estimated that the only animal that can do it without eating or drinking for a week is the camel.
The most important thing in variety shows is to make the audience happy, so artists in the show have to find ways to be funny and amused, which is why many introverted artists also have to behave strangely, have rich expressions, and humorous words, and this practice is the so-called "sense of artistry" in Korean variety shows.
"Who's the challenger?"
"It's me!"
"Taeyeon, why are you, isn't it Yoona?"
"I'm fighting for Yun'a!"
Yesterday Taeyeon said that "some things have to be seen in reverse", and Yoona, who knows Taeyeon's personality, understands in seconds, before Yoona asked, "No matter what I do, you won't agree", and in turn, isn't it "No matter what you do, I won't object". Yoona has been hesitant, but in order not to starve for a week, Yoona still gritted her silver teeth and agreed, Yuna has never objected to being close to Taeyeon, because she is already very close to Taeyeon.
Then so-young covered her ears and secretly scolded Taeyeon and Yoona for being shameless, in fact, this was Taeyeon's first time playing with Yoona, and finally Taeyeon had a good time, but the victim Yoona was exhausted and lay asleep in the quilt, Taeyeon wiped her hands on Yoona's face, and fell asleep with Yoona in her arms.
In the end, when the members knew that it was Taeyeon's challenge, they collectively mourned for her for ten seconds, and fed Taeyeon the "Last Supper" together when Taeyeon did not take the program team's wallet, during which someone deliberately stuffed his finger into Taeyeon's mouth without saying anything, and still stuffed it in Taeyeon's mouth when the volume was full.
Since Taeyeon has too many pastries in her mouth to chew at all, Taeyeon's Kwon brother domineeringly breaks her chin with his hand to play the role of assist.
Taeyeon took the opponent's information and looked at it, and sure enough, it was the GD in the Big Bang, because Taeyeon, the young captain, could not fight against the old and young BG.
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At noon, Taeyeon went to the restaurant to meet the members, in fact, it was lunch time that Taeyeon was the hardest, because breakfast and dinner could be made up at bedtime, while lunch was the most strictly guarded period by photographers, and she didn't want to pick coins in the program team's wallet, only hungry and leftovers.
At this time, the cameraman is very disdainful of Taeyeon's practice of "picking bones in eggs".
"Camera PD, you say that I cook my own meals, then I am not the owner of the food, I can't customize the price by myself!"
"I think you're thinking too much, and this situation will be calculated based on the price of the ingredients!"
"Actually, I think I'm thinking too much, the program team won't have such a big loophole, but do your parents know that you are so slammed?"
"My mom knows, my dad doesn't!"
"You've won!"
When Taeyeon entered the restaurant, the members merged the two round tables together, sat around and ate Jeong-sung, and there were vegetables, meat, and soup It was a very hearty Korean meal.
However, instead of bombing, the bombards tried their best to keep Taeyeon full, after all, starvation was not pleasant.
"Isn't it possible to buy from the owner of the food, and you will be charged 100 yuan for these pork chops!"
"These 10 yuan are all-you-can-eat, just like a buffet!"
The cameraman, who is the supervisor, naturally can't let the members blatantly cheat: "These are too much for 10 yuan, and you have to book a price in a restaurant before you can eat them!" ”
It doesn't matter if you book the price or not, Taeyeon's claim to be the female version of Mei Changsu is in vain, as long as Taeyeon doesn't want to go hungry, she won't be hungry. Before coming to the restaurant, Taeyeon had already asked so-young to pay for the pork chops, and discussed with the female president to deceive the cameraman together. Although so-young always opposes Taeyeon at every turn, Taeyeon still chooses so-young who is more mature and stable at the critical moment, and Taeyeon also knows that the cameraman must ask her to find a female president for a price.
And as soon as the female president of the restaurant saw the camera of "Ten Thousand Dollars of Happiness", she knew that Taeyeon was the girl who was so-young-ti.
"How much does this pork chop cost?"
"10 yuan, you just give a coin!"
"Inside!"
The videographer was full of questions about the price given by the female president, but Taeyeon looked like she knew but I didn't say anything, and wanted me to pay 5,000 for the opening fee.
Taeyeon's endurance is one of the best among these artists, and it can be said that Taeyeon can endure even if he only eats one meal a day, so that although he can win the show without spending a penny, it lacks the unique artist and cameraman fighting in "Ten Thousand Yuan of Happiness" and the artist's complaint about the cameraman, which are the two biggest highlights.
And since Taeyeon is here to do this show, she must strive to do her best, and she must insist on choosing a variety show hungry.
Otherwise, as soon as Taeyeon says who my dad is, who dares to make her hungry, Taeyeon has a hundred ways to make him unable to stay.
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"It's not delicious, but you have to maintain your demeanor, you can't eat like this!"
"I see that the rules say that you should maintain your demeanor when eating leftovers, and I bought it for 10 yuan, not leftovers!"
"Little girl, I'm not scaring you, since the establishment of our "Ten Thousand Yuan of Happiness" program group, none of the artists have finally retreated!" The miserable cameraman who lost in the first game said cruelly: "No matter who you are, you have to go hungry twice, this is to let you know that life is hard, and enjoying happiness will lose the purpose of the show!" ”
"Inside!"
"You?!"
The cameraman really didn't expect that the other party would only answer one "inside" when he said something, if Taeyeon just replied respectfully with an "inside", then the cameraman's words would be like bullying people, and the cameraman broke out in a cold sweat when he thought of this. I just reminded this little girl not to cheat, because what the female president said just now was obviously Taeyeon cheating, and it wouldn't be fun if Taeyeon cheated everywhere.
But the cameraman who was going to mention it, I really didn't expect to walk into the set set set by others and become a Yang Bailao who forced good people to prosper.
Originally, one of the biggest highlights of "Happiness of 10,000 Yuan" was the battle of wits between the cameraman and the artist, so now the cameraman feels like a big enemy, because this girl actually arranged a plan in advance, and then thought of a rhetoric in the face of criticism, which is a fight against the cameraman's IQ.
And Taeyeon's bulging cheeks are not just for the effect of the show, but really made a little hungry by the rules of the film crew.
Maybe Taeyeon is one of the few challengers in the film crew who beats the cameraman, and the cameraman feels uncomfortable watching the challenger eat so comfortably. But there's no way to let Taeyeon go to the market and ask her to go to the pig farm and ask, what's the difference between this approach and asking "chicken lays eggs or eggs give birth to chickens".
Seeing that Taeyeon can eat enough in "Ten Thousand Yuan of Happiness", it makes the bombards all give a thumbs up, this is a god and a man.
It is said that the program team also has a stamping link, which means that someone will stamp a book after completing some labor, and Taeyeon has never seen "Happiness of 10,000 Yuan", and he doesn't know what the seal is for, whether it is linked to the final results.
However, although there will be no evidence that Taeyeon cheated just now, whether it is the cameraman or the audience in the future, Taeyeon is indeed suspected of cheating, so he can't let some working people misunderstand Taeyeon's flashiness, so Taeyeon sincerely works in the back kitchen of the restaurant.
After cleaning the two large pots and bowls, she successfully got the seal of the female president, and everyone didn't expect Taeyeon to be so quick in housework, and she was a good daughter-in-law who was diligent and thrifty.