Chapter 28: The Gospel of the Masturbator

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Fengzhou Machine Tool Factory is a well-known enterprise in Fengzhou City, mainly producing machine tools. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info and the center is doing cloud computing, and there are eight poles between the two, and Ye Chen is really a little strange.

"Fengzhou Machine Tool Factory imported a five-axis machining center from RB Sini and asked us to help check it." Zhuang Lao explained the reason: "The five-axis machining center is a high-end machine tool, and the procedures used in it are very complicated, which is what we are good at, and our main task is to help see this piece." ”

In this way, it is reliable.

"I suppose you've heard a lot of things about foreigners cheating us, right? Sell us garbage as finished products, sell waste equipment as new equipment, and shoddy, all kinds of things have happened, this is not a rumor, but true. Zhuang Lao's face was solemn, full of hatred, and said: "Western society has always regarded itself as a moral guardian, but what thing have they done is not a lack of morality in having children?" They want to sell meat, but also shamelessly set up a brand. At the beginning of reform and opening up, we thought that Western countries had a good image and would not do such things, and suffered a big loss. Later, we learned to be smart, but foreigners' tricks were also improving, so we had to guard against it. ”

With Ye Chen's understanding of Zhuang Lao, he is a person of noble character, generally does not speak rudely, let alone belittle anything, it is rare to see things full of hatred like this, it is conceivable that Zhuang Lao must have seen many shameless things in Western countries.

Don't talk about witnesses, even if Ye Chen sees something similar in the news in the online newspaper, he will be so angry that the roots of his teeth itch, and it is not a thing that is really TMD in Western countries.

"You've been in the lab these days, you've done a pretty good job of studying the things of the Sini company, and you've found so many bugs, and you're going to Fengzhou Machine Tool Factory to prevent small RBs, you understand?" Zhuang Lao Dao.

"Don't worry, Zhuang Lao, I will definitely take care of it." Ye Chen was very confident.

The equipment in the laboratory is imported from RB Sini Company, which is very advanced in terms of current technology, but in the eyes of Ye Chen, who has mastered the light brain technology, it is too rudimentary, and there are many bugs. Ye Chen was completely confident, as long as he went out by himself, there was nothing he couldn't do.

"Hmm. Xiao Xiao wants to go with you, you should be more responsible, don't let her get tired. Zhuang Lao said again.

"What? She's going? For this demon girl, Ye Chen was respectful and didn't want to stay with her.

"Xiao Xiao understands Japanese, do you understand?" The corners of Zhuang Lao's mouth twitched, quite a bit of a joke.

Ye Chen's face was feverish, a man was afraid of women, and it was a bit embarrassing to say it. However, a demon girl like Xiao Lingyue, which man is not afraid? She's so crazy, and she's not afraid that she won't be able to get married?

"What's there to learn about ghost screaming?" Ye Chen doesn't have a good impression of the little rb, whether it is a ghost or a cat meow, it is always good to bring someone who understands Japanese. Zhuang Lao made a decision and said, "This matter is decided." ”

The little arm can't twist the thigh, so Ye Chen had to admit it.

After staying in the technical department for a while, I skipped work and went back to the dormitory to continue programming, this time mainly to program some application software, but it didn't take much time, and it was completed in more than a day.

In order to prepare for going to Fengzhou Machine Tool Factory, a test software was specially prepared, which can be used to test the performance of the five-axis machining center.

After working for so many days, he was finally done, Ye Chen fell on the bed and took a long breath, this work is really not done by people, he is tired to death.

"If I had a team, I wouldn't have to be as tired as a dead dog. I only need to take care of the main parts, such as the source code and the dragon language, and I can leave the rest to them, and I can save a lot of work. Well, if I can build a factory, the first thing I need to do is put together my team, and I don't have to do everything myself. Ye Chen summed up the gains and losses very seriously.

Although Ye Chen has mastered the light brain technique, it is time-consuming and tiring to make it in reality. If there is a team, you can help him share a lot, he only needs to focus on the core technology. For example, programming, he just needs to get the source code. If you still don't feel at ease, you can get the dragon language done. Leave the rest to the team, and Ye Chen will be much easier.

That's how important a team is.

Lying down for a while, Ye Chen suddenly thought, the light brain is so tall, if you play games, it must be very cool, yes, I haven't been on LOL for a long time, go and try it, can I abuse people.

Lie on the bed and put your head high with a pillow, then turn on the light brain and enter lol. The speed of entry is unprecedentedly fast, and the light brain is NB.

When Ye Chen saw his ID, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he said hatefully: "This bastard, don't meet me, otherwise I will cut his little jj." ”

The poor monk has a big mallet!

This is Ye Chen's ID in lol.

At first glance, I thought he was a lustful monk. Remembering that in order to choose a name, Ye Chen's eyes were full of blood and tears.

After the team was completed, Ye Chen was harassed all the time.

"Wow, where did the monk come from? Monks can also be shameless in these years? ”

"The monk is a fart, it must be the reincarnation of the flower monk Lu Zhishen."

"There is a temple on the mountain, and there is an old monk in the temple, and the old monk has a big mallet, and it is you, right?"

What made Ye Chen even more speechless was that there was also a beautiful woman in the team, who hated Ye Chen deeply, but she belittled Ye Chen vigorously, making Ye Chen's eyes full of blood and tears.

When the fight started, the teammates' views of Ye Chen suddenly changed.

Before the other party could release his skills, he was harvested by Ye Chen. Once like this, I can only think that Ye Chen is lucky, when he meets a rookie, his teammates scolded Monk Hua for being unlucky.

After a few times, the teammates finally found out that something was wrong, thinking that Ye Chen was a god, and they all wanted to hug their thighs. is the beautiful woman who hates Ye Chen so much that the roots of her teeth itch, and she also flatters her eyes frequently, and even asks for Ye Chen's phone number, saying very ambiguously, wanting to test how big Ye Chen's mallet is.

There was not the slightest pressure in this game, Ye Chen was harvesting the heads one by one, and the other party was about to cry, didn't burn incense before the team, right? I've met such a cow man.

"The light brain is really powerful, watch me abuse you into a dead dog." Ye Chen, who was hit hard because of ID, finally regained his coolness, but he was so abusive that he didn't go offline until he lacked interest.

When he went offline, his teammates kept him one by one, and they wanted to team up with him to fight, and the beauty wanted to make a promise.

The computing speed of the light brain is not comparable to that of a PC, and the opponent was overturned by Ye Chen without even raising the knife. At first, it was quite refreshing, but then it didn't mean anything at all, my brother was invincible, and I was lonely.

After going offline, Ye Chen didn't know that the official customer service phone number at this time was blown up, complaining that Ye Chen used bugs to abuse people to cry without tears. Even on the forum, it also blew up, and Ye Chen's abusive video became popular, and he was called a god.

The official thought it was a bug, called up the data to check, everything was normal, thought that Ye Chen was a very potential player, and sent someone to contact him and let him play.

None of this has anything to do with Ye Chen, he is now enjoying the customs of the island country.

"With the speed of the light brain, I guess I can go to Wow's Icecrown Fortress to take on the Lich King, right? It's boring to abuse these little rookies. Well, it's been a long time since I've appreciated the customs of the island country, but I'm still visiting Aoi's sister Goddess Marie. Ye Chen played Sister Aoi's god "do".

Ye Chen's eyes almost fell to the ground, although he had long known that his light brain was tall and absolutely good at playing movies, but he didn't expect it to be so good, where is this watching a movie, it is purely watching a reality show on the spot.

It's so realistic that you can even tell how many black herbs there are in the grass.

"This is the gospel of the masturbator! Those who sell inflatable dolls are going to lose their jobs! Ye Chen was keenly aware that the light brain would make the masturbators lose interest in inflatable dolls.

Looking at it, Ye Chen's face was flushed, his whole body was hot, he rushed into the bathroom like the wind, turned on the faucet, and buried his head in it, the cold water did not let his boiling beast blood cool down.

"Roar!" A howl full of alternative satisfaction rang out.