"Why hasn't Mr. Li come back yet?"

Qiu Yang was eager to know the answer, and it was already half past ten, and at this time in the past, Mr. Li had already taken the form back to read the listening rate. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Sister Feng slammed the melon seeds and brushed the circle of friends and said: "Lao Zhang has not come back either, it is estimated that the temporary meeting has not sorted out the listening rate!" ”

Xiao Lin secretly played a puzzle computer game, and said: "I guess it should be the listening rate of "Fun Stories at Noon", and now the technical department is still statistically verifying to see if it is brushed!" ”

Well, you have a point! Qiu Yang also thinks so, why? Well...... Those who have used Rejoice are so confident!

Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrives!

Director Zhang walked in with a form and said excitedly, "First!" "Midday Fun Facts" is the first in the listening rate! Ha ha! ”

"What?" Sister Feng asked in surprise, "What is the listening rate?" ”

Qiu Yang was happy in his heart, he was finally the first! Not bad, yes, the fans are really amazing! By the way, I have to thank the beautiful woman named Xiao Ya.

Director Zhang took a deep breath, and he was about to open his mouth to say the listening rate, when Mr. Li had already broken in and shouted as if he had been beaten with chicken blood: "4.1!" Ha ha! The listening rate of our "Midday Fun Stories" is as high as 4.1%! ”

"......" Director Zhang's face froze, such an important historical moment, he was rushed to announce by Lao Li next door, did this guy regard Lao Tzu as a leader! Don't you see that I'm holding the report and preparing to announce it!

Xiao Lin jumped up from his seat and said in surprise: "4.1? I'll go! That's too high, isn't it? ”

"Listening rate 4.1%!?" Sister Feng was dumbfounded, people are really better than dead people! Her "Love City" column just reached 0.3% of the listening rate yesterday, which is embarrassing to think about.

Although Director Zhang was a little dissatisfied with Lao Li's big speaker, he still laughed and said: "The listening rate of "Fun Stories at Noon" yesterday broke the record of the highest listening rate this year! Xiao Qiu, you are indispensable! There is also good news, because the listening rate of "Midday Fun Story" ranks first, and it also broke the highest record this year, so our channel group can receive a bonus of 10,000 yuan this month! Since this is all the credit of Xiao Qiu, the 10,000 yuan will belong to him! Everyone's okay, right? ”

"That's definitely no problem, congratulations Xiaoqiu, you deserve it!" Sister Feng is actually very envious and jealous, but her cheeks are not thick enough to be shameless, and the bonus of 10,000 yuan has nothing to do with her.

"Hey, we're a team, this bonus is awarded to our channel, everyone should have a share, anyway, I don't lack this money."

Qiu Yang's face was righteous and awe-inspiring, saying that there was no shortage of money, it was all a noble routine, but in fact, he really wanted to swallow this 10,000 yuan privately. Anyway, "Fun Stories at Noon" was pulled by himself to the point where he was to this point, and the other four colleagues really didn't play a role in the slightest.

However, you can't be too stingy, in order to reduce the intrigue between colleagues, and to leave a good impression in everyone's hearts, Qiu Yang decided to cut his love.

"Qiu Da is really atmospheric!" Xiao Lin smiled, he is also a fan of Qiu Yang now, so he also calls Qiu Yang Qiu Da like those fans.

Well, since Qiu Yang said so, Director Zhang had no choice but to do what he said, anyway, what Qiu Yang said was right, he didn't lack this money, people just put four songs on the shelves of Kuge, and now they will earn more than 100,000 or 200,000 yuan.

Qiu Yang then asked, "Then our channel doesn't have to be disbanded, right?" ”

"Not disbanded! However, "Love City" is going to be cut, and the new column that will take over has not yet been decided, if you have any good ideas for planning, you can tell me, when the time comes, I will try to start a new column, and the new column will be hosted by Xiao Feng, but you have to redouble your heart, the leaders above are very dissatisfied with "Love City". After Director Zhang finished speaking, Sister Feng nodded awkwardly.

At noon, a new issue of "Fun Stories at Noon" was launched, but this style change thundered everyone!

"Welcome to the "Midday Fun Stories" column, yesterday "Those Years, the Girl We Chased Together" ended, and I am still very nervous at this moment.

In the past two days, I walked outside, and I looked around very carefully to see if there were any suspicious characters, because yesterday many people said that they were going to beat me, and a few crazy netizens even said that they tied me up and dripped wind oil essence or something, which really scared the baby to death!

Speaking of babies, in this issue of "Fun Stories at Noon", we will talk about some interesting hot news topics, first of all, I will tell you a joke that is not suitable for children. Listeners under the age of 18 please consciously switch to other radio programs, thank you!

Anyway, two days ago, Dabao's wife Ma Jinlian cheated, so the two of them made a fuss on the Internet because of this incident, and finally went to court. In court, on the question of who will raise the child, it is a matter of public reason, and the mother says that the mother is reasonable!

After a period of argument, Ma Jinlian said confidently: The child was born from my womb, of course it belongs to me.

Dabao angrily shot back and said: Joke, so the money that comes out of the ATM also goes to the ATM? It's not who inserts the card to whom!

Listening to Dabao's angry response, the judge fainted on the spot, and even the famous lawyer admired it so much.

At this time, Ma Jinlian asked disdainfully: If it comes out is counterfeit money, do you want it too?

In the end, it is said that Dabao and the people in the court fainted......"

Speaking of this, Qiu Yang cleared his throat, and a piece of music sounded: "Finally you became someone else's junior."

I am no longer your haven

When you snuggle up in his bosom

Have you forgotten the love I once gave......"

After singing this short piece of sarcastic song, Qiu Yang's voice sighed: "Seriously, I sympathize with Dabao, but I sympathize more with the majority of shareholders." Ever since I watched yesterday's stock market, my little heart has been aching. Now when it comes to the stock market, I can't speak, so I use the way of singing to express my heart at the moment. ”

After saying that, a piece of music came out:

"I'm looking from afar, above the big market

How many stocks are gliding freely

Yesterday was sad, a piece of green light

I want to meet you again, on the way to trap......"

After singing a short piece of music complaining about the collapse of the stock market, Qiu Yang's voice said again: "In the end, I can only sigh with emotion, the stock market is risky, and investment needs to be cautious!" Of course, when it comes to risk, we have to complain about the traffic problems in the capital.

Today's drivers, once road rage breaks out, it will be a god to kill a god, a ghost to kill a ghost! No, yesterday there were two drivers on the West Fourth Ring Road who started an earth-shattering battle, the reason was that the traffic jam was too long, and the road rage driver was unhappy with the license plate in front of him, so he pulled out the owner of the car in front of him and beat him fatly. Afterwards, I made a special effort to find out, and it turned out that the license plate of the car was Beijing S.B5408......

Well, just rush this license plate, it is estimated that this owner will have to be beaten in the future! Let's talk about the traffic problem in our capital capital, one morning, I was walking outside, at this time a female reporter saw that I was too handsome, so she came to interview me, she asked me in a sweet voice if I could use a sentence to describe the traffic in the capital, I thought about it, and said a poem - the young left home and the boss returned! As a result, the female reporter looked at me with great emotion and said in a choked voice: You have suffered! ”

Forty minutes is not long or short, Qiu Yang's rhythm is very good, there are still a lot of jokes in it, these jokes and funny methods Qiu Yang has seen too much before, so he doesn't think it's funny at all, but this type of funny jokes and complaining methods have not become popular in this world, so he thinks the effect will definitely not be bad.

Not long after the broadcast of "Fun Stories at Noon", Director Zhang walked over with an expressionless face, "Why did you talk about these things in today's program!" ”

PS: I started to catch a cold yesterday, and then I looked at my phone and was dizzy and didn't want to code words. Today's update is a bit late.,Sorry.,I'm trying to see if I can finish the second chapter before 12 o'clock.。