Chapter 680: How to diagnose the pulse with a hanging filament
Tu Honghan subconsciously shook his head, and wanted to explain a few more words, but he waved his hand and stopped him. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
"You pick a two-to-one, they also come to a two-to-one, there are about 20 girls every year, there are more monks and less porridge, if it is not enough, you have to find a way from the outside. Over time, you will not be called the Xijing Beijing Office, you should be called the Red Mansion Office! When the time comes, the word spreads, and the responsibility will be investigated, do you still want to run? ā
Tu Honghan couldn't help but nod his head, thinking deeply: "You're right, if it's according to your meaning?" ā
He smiled: "I mean, it's very simple, there are a lot of people here, you can go outside!" ā
"Going outside?" Tu Honghan was quite puzzled and asked.
He tilted his head, "What's the matter?" Do you want to continue to do all the things you do in the office? Do you have to turn this place into a big color cave? ā
"No, no, no?" Tu Honghan waved his hand again and again: "I didn't mean that, I just wanted to say, go outside, can this work?" ā
"Hahaha!" He laughed: "Lao Tu, Lao Tu, you bully me as a layman, you don't understand the twists and turns in this, right?" ā
Tu Honghan was terrified: "How dare I!" You are an out-and-out expert and a big expert, and it is much more complicated to say that you are in charge of these things in the Municipal Party Committee Office than our Beijing Office. Who dares to say that you are a layman, then he is a real layman! ā
"Alright!" He shook his head: "Don't put a top hat on me here!" I don't know about you yet, if you have a conference, you will have cooperation agreements with the surrounding big hotels and restaurants, and many of them have internal negotiated prices. You can eat and live. You say you, don't you want to find a secret place to do these merry things? How good it is to go to these places where there is an agreement outside, which does not affect the image of the office, but also finds a fresh and exciting feeling, why not? ā
Tu Honghan's eyes widened, and then he nodded desperately: "Yes, yes, yes!" That's what you mean! I didn't understand at first, I thought you wanted to deport us? ā
"Hey, hey!" He squinted his eyes with a wicked smile: "It is said that the cunning rabbit has three holes, a little rabbit, and he still knows how to get three nests, and they are open everywhere, and if there is a situation, he can change the ground at any time." You are such a big director of the Beijing Office, aren't you still a rabbit? ā
"Yes, yes!" Tu Honghan nodded deeply: "You mentioned it so well, I wrote it down!" It's really inspiring, if you really make the office a red mansion, you will definitely be reported. So, as you said, simply burn the flames of war outside and toss it elsewhere. In this way, it can not only ensure the purity of the office, but also ensure that the wind is not exposed. ā
He smiled and nodded his head in approval.
Tu Honghan patted a horse at the right time: "Oops! It seems that our Director Tang is also a fellow believer! If you weren't a fellow practitioner, you wouldn't have come up with such a good routine, hahaha! ā
He smiled again, seeing that the plan of "pretending to be a snake in the same stream" had already succeeded halfway, and it was time to go further and try to dispel Zhao Qiwu's concerns.
How to dispel Zhao Qiwu's concerns, he has already thought about it. Zhao Qiwu's plan to "go with the flow" must not be said by himself. Moreover, right now, Zhao Qiwu is sleeping dead after hugging Ermei twice, and it is noon to get up. At that time, I had to step on a flight back to Xijing.
Therefore, to dispel Zhao Qiwu's concerns, we have to adopt the strategy of transferring flowers and trees. is similar to the Monkey King in "Journey to the West" because he is too fierce to see the patient, so he uses a trick of "hanging wire to diagnose the pulse", releasing a filament more than a zhang long and hanging it in the patient's wrist. It is also like staging a puppet or shadow puppet show, the operator does not appear, but uses ropes and silk threads to control it, so that the puppet and shadow puppet come alive.
Right now, he is the Sun Monkey who lives behind the scenes, and he is one of those craftsmen who skillfully manipulate puppets and shadow puppets, and he wants to treat Tu Honghan in front of him as a "doll" to perform for Zhao Qiwu to win, win his trust, and influence him. And what he said next, the tricks he supported were these "hanging wires" and "control ropes".
So, he began to move the flowers, and said with a smile: "If you are in the same way and different ways, you don't need to say it so obviously." Anyway, I've always treated you like a dude. That's why I told you everything my sister-in-law told me. Otherwise, there is no need to say anything else, just mention the matter of pampering seven or eight concubines, and you don't need to mention any ridiculous things about one-to-two, and your sister-in-law will chop you into meat sauce, do you believe it or not? ā
"Believe it, believe it! I absolutely believe it! Tu Honghan was very grateful to him: "Brother! You are dear, as for the yellow-faced woman in my family, don't worry about her, she just likes to be suspicious every day! ā
"That's right!" He caught the conversation at the right time: "Since Mrs. Sister-in-law likes to be suspicious, then you should transfer the battlefield." You're not bad, you didn't go to the secretary to recruit people. However, as my sister-in-law said, as soon as she came to you, she turned your sheets and pillowcases upside down
Heavenly, can you make sure that you clean up a single hair every day and not smell of perfume at all? ā
Tu Honghan was very frightened, and agreed repeatedly: "Yes, yes, yes!" Oops, my big brother, you've prompted you too well. Our wife is not very sensitive to other things, but in this regard, it is even more agile than the nose of a police dog, and the slightest clue can be found. You don't know where she found it, but you can find it anyway. Tell me, is this also a kind of magic? ā
He laughed, "Of course it's magical! However, this is not only your sister-in-law and wife are so magical, but most of the women in the world are like this, maybe this is a natural ability, if you don't accept it, you can't accept it! ā
"Yes, yes, yes!" Tu Honghan nodded again and again: "In this way, brother, you just went out with the best trick." No matter how sensitive the old woman's sense of smell is, she will never find another hotel to go to! ā
"Yes!" He nodded lightly: "Your brother will develop a good habit in the future, when he goes to other hotels in the future, he will bathe and change clothes when he enters the door, and then go out to bathe and change clothes." That way, you won't be able to find a hair in your clothes, and you won't even smell perfume! ā
"Hahaha!" Tu Honghan applauded excitedly: "So wonderful! Wonderful! Oh, brother, if we choose the three caves in the future, and you meet a beautiful girl over there, and you have nowhere to go, you can come to us. We offer absolute convenience, clean and secure, and absolute confidentiality, and easy to bookkeeping! ā
"Hmm!" He knew that refusing at this time would be contrived, so he chose to acquiesce, and then quickly changed the topic and began to pick up the wood: "Next, let's talk about your Secretary General Zhao!" ā
"Good, good! Tell me about him! Tu Honghan just subconsciously agreed, but he didn't know what his intentions were, so he could only take him away.
He smiled: "You and I are brothers, but I am not brothers with this Secretary General Zhao, that is, we are just general friends!" ā
"This ......" Tu Honghan was stunned and replied dumbly: "Yes, yes, yes!" Brother, you are indeed the most ironclad with me, but this secretary general of Qiwu is actually not bad, and he is the one who has always promoted me. Moreover, he is actually a fellow believer......"
"Hahaha!" He laughed out loud and silently released the "hanging wire" of manipulation: "Hello fellow people! Since they are fellow believers, let's walk together, right? ā
"Oops!" Tu Honghan was overjoyed, if this thangka can forgive Zhao Qiwu, then he will definitely be able to forgive himself completely, and today's ridiculous drama of Shuanglong vs. Sifeng can really turn the corner into safety: "You are so right!" On behalf of Secretary-General Qiwu, I would like to thank you for your understanding. If Secretary-General Qiwu knew that you considered us so much, he would definitely be grateful to you! When the Secretary-General comes at noon, I'll talk to him! When the time comes, we will thank you very much! ā
He smiled: "Thank you no need!" When Lao Zhao was the director of the Beijing Office, we also had a lot of dealings. The Monkey King, who has a lot of eyes and hands, has recently been promoted, and I haven't played a particularly good role in this, but it certainly hasn't played a bad role! Actually, let's just open the window and say something! This Lao Zhao is Mayor Lin's hardcore, am I right? ā
Tu Honghan looked surprised, he didn't know why he mentioned this, he could only nod his head and say: "That's right, that's right!" He was able to solve the problem by the deputy department this time, relying on Mayor Lin's strong recommendation. Therefore, he is sure that Mayor Weilin is the first to look forward! ā
"Hmm!" He nodded a little deeply, "Actually, that's what I want to say, there are rumors on the road that we don't get along, in fact, it's practical, the dispute between Wang and Li is some, after all, they are all number one, how can there be no fight." However, it is far from the point where the legend suggests. And, I'm kind of thinking about it now. Tell me, Lao Zhao, and you Lao Tu, including me, the three of us are all authentic Xijing people. But also elected the secretary and Mayor Lin, they are all from other provinces who are like fakes, is that true? ā
Tu Honghan heard some eyebrows, and his head was like garlic: "That's it!" That's it! Oops! Brother, don't look at your young age, but when you look at problems and think about things, you really have eyes like a torch, and you think everything very thoroughly! ā
He sighed softly, and tried to make this "hanging silk" scene more sufficient: "It's not thorough, it's just that I've figured it out over the years." Tell me, how many of us brothers, for the so-called cause of these provincial people, fight to the death, is it interesting? ā
Tu Honghan was about to answer, but he began to ask himself: "Not at all!" When we turn around, others pat our butts and leave, and we can't follow them, even if we follow them, we have to come back again. The villagers in this township, when they look up, they don't see anyone who looks down, and they are a few generations up, either neighbors or neighbors. When the elders talked, it was strange that we, the children, would not be scolded by the old people for the sake of these foreigners! ā