Li Zhongxun squeezed his arm, stopped on the tricycle with a big knife, and glanced at Ouyang Jun: "Look at it!" ”

Ouyang Jun sneered and was about to scoff, but saw Li Zhongxun take a deep breath and shouted loudly: "Come on, come on, good fresh cucumbers!" Beauties, beautiful girls, come and take a look, Lee Jong-hoon brand cucumber, grasp your own happiness, once you have it, there is nothing else to ask for! ”

Lee Jong-hoon's voice was loud and loud, and at this moment, the student dormitory, which was originally noisy after school, was silent in an instant, and everyone watched as the boy stood on the tricycle and waved a ...... The thick, long and big cucumber shouted at the mouth: "Beauties, beautiful women, men are reliable these days, sows will go up trees, if you want to rely on men, it is better to rely on yourself!" It's all on your own! Beauties, beautiful girls, bought my melons and forgot about you! Lee Jong Hoon brand cucumber, external application for internal use, cheap and affordable, power-saving, low-carbon, green and environmental protection! ”

At the end, Lee Jong-hoon burst the green tendons on his neck, and shouted hoarsely: "Treasure of girls, friends of women!" Beautiful, inside out, practical, top to bottom!! ”

Liu Shengyao: "......"

Ouyang Jun: "......"

Yao Lidong: "......"

Everyone: "......"

Lee Jong-hoon's shout was really earth-shattering, and it shook the dormitory inside and out, upstairs and downstairs, men and women, collective Smecta!

At this moment, Ouyang Jun felt that her whole world seemed to collapse, and she deeply regretted that Mao didn't take a few more steps back just now, and stay away from this stinky rascal, a little farther away!

I don't know him!!

Liu Shengyao stood in place, the bicycle in her hand was crooked, and she fell to the ground with a bang, but she was like щ{][lā}

Although Yao Lidong didn't understand why Ouyang Jun and Liu Shengyao felt very embarrassed when they saw this cart of cucumbers, if she didn't understand it at this time, then she would be really a fool.

At this moment, Yao Lidong's face was so red that he was about to drip blood, watching Li Zhongxun grit his teeth, eager to stuff him in his mouth and grind him hard, biting him into powder, then he was willing!

The three of them had different expressions and reactions, but the students in the student dormitory were upstairs and downstairs, inside and out, fell into a short silence, and suddenly there was an earth-shattering burst of laughter from the side of the boys' dormitory.

The laughter was deafening, mixed with the sound of slapping the table, slapping the bed, stomping feet, whistling, and it was really sonic in the sky!

The boys and girls of this dormitory building were closely separated by each other, and many good boys rushed to the windows and shouted at the girls' building opposite: "Girls, beautiful girls, go and buy one!" Externally applied for internal use, cheap and affordable, green and low-carbon, power-saving and environmentally friendly! Wha!! ”

"Yes, yes, beautiful, inside out, practical from top to bottom!"

The boys laughed like crazy, and the girls downstairs were red-faced, covered their mouths and forced themselves to laugh, turned their heads and rushed to the dormitory.

Although Ouyang Jun was ashamed and angry, she saw that no one came to buy his cucumbers at Li Zhongxun's shout, and she was immediately overjoyed, and secretly said in her heart: Yes, yes, don't pay attention to this stinky rascal! What a shame! ”

At this time, the student dormitory was already boiling, surrounded by three layers of water outside the three floors, everyone pointed at Lee Jong-hoon, and many people smiled and asked each other to buy a small low-carbon, green and environmentally friendly cucumber.

But in fact, I actually bought it, but there was no one.

Lee Jong-hoon was not in a hurry, he looked around slowly, took a deep breath, and shouted loudly: "The boys upstairs don't come to buy it again, be careful that the girls use my melons and go to her!" ”

Suddenly, the laughter in the boys' dormitory came to an abrupt end, and the girls' dormitory suddenly burst into laughter that was extremely rampant, and the drum noise was a few points louder than the previous men's dormitory.

The boys looked embarrassed and laughed wryly.

Ouyang Jun couldn't help but laugh out loud at this time, she covered her mouth, turned her head, and tried her best to hold back the laughter, and after finally straightening her face, she turned around and cursed in a low voice again: "No one buys, no one buys!" Absolutely no one will buy it! ”

As soon as she finished speaking, she saw a girl suddenly rush down from the girls' dormitory, shouting: "My mother buy one!" ”

Everyone was in an uproar, the girls laughed more and more, and some people couldn't help but shout: "Liu Lu, help me bring one!" After saying that, he laughed too.

The girl named Liu Lu turned her head and said angrily upstairs: "Phew, come down and buy it yourself!" Dare to buy and use it, and don't dare to show up? ”

The girls immediately laughed wildly, and many spicy girls whistled wildly.

Ouyang Jun's eyes widened, I'll go, won't I, I really bought it? This girl...... Brains in water, right?

With the first one, there will soon be a second one, and there are also some other girls who are blushing, eating and laughing, and come up and coax: "Hey, little brother, how do you sell this cucumber?" ”

Lee Jong-hoon raised his chin and snorted: "Where did you see me being small?" ”

As soon as he said this, the girls around him were stunned, and then they laughed again, and the girl named Liu Lu laughed and said to Lee Jong-hoon: "Handsome guy, how do you say you sell this cucumber?" ”

Lee Jong-hoon stretched out four fingers: "Four pieces and one piece!" ”

This price is half as expensive as the current price of the vegetable market, but the girl named Liu Lu suddenly said: "Okay, I'll buy one!" ”

Lee Jong-hoon said with a hippie smile: "Beauty, look at your bones, is one enough?" Do you want to buy a few more for spare? ”

These girls burst into laughter again, no matter how bold and bold the girl called Liu Lu couldn't help this kind of teasing, her pretty face was flushed, her teeth were bitten, and she said: "Okay, the old lady will buy ten, if you can't use it up, the old lady will finish eating!" ”

The girls laughed, and someone shouted: "Liu Lu, you are eating together!" ”

After speaking, there was a thunderous burst of laughter in the girls' dormitory building, and the boys on the opposite side were dumbfounded...... I can't hold it!! ”

Ouyang Jun watched in amazement as the cucumbers on Lee Jong-hoon's car were decreasing at an alarming rate, and she ate, "Oh my God, where is this college women's dormitory?" This, this is clearly a she-wolf's den! ”

Liu Shengyao's face turned red, she turned around, covered her mouth, her shoulders kept shaking, and she held back her laughter very hard.

At present, the student dormitory has become a pot of boiling porridge, and more and more students come to Lee Jong-hoon to buy cucumbers with hippie smiles.

Li Zhongxun watched the cucumber sell half quickly, at this rate, it was obvious that it would be sold out in another minute or two, although Yao Lidong on the side despised Li Zhongxun's stinky hooligan methods, but he also admired his crooked idea full of heads, Yao Lidong helped Li Zhongxun count the money on the side, and whispered: "Hey, you have earned, you have made a lot of money!" ”

Lee Jong-hoon snorted and said, "That's what you earned?" You're going to see it! ”

He straightened up and shouted loudly again, "I said the boys on the other side, are you just watching the girls go crazy shopping?" Aren't you afraid that the girls will have one each, and there will be nothing for you from now on? ”

There was a dead silence in the boys' dormitory, and there was another burst of laughter in the girls' dormitory.

But the silence in the boys' dormitory didn't last long, and immediately erupted into a tsunami: "No, no, no!" ”

The boys suddenly clamored: "Lao Tzu buy one!" ”

"Lao Tzu buys ten!"

When the girls saw someone robbing business, they laughed and scolded: "Damn, what are you doing with a big man buying ten?" Do you blow up your chrysanthemum? ”

"Ahh Is it okay for Lao Tzu to give it away? When Valentine's Day gifts are given, okay? ”

"me, give cucumbers on Valentine's Day? Your woman doesn't kill you? ”

When Lee Jong-hoon saw that they were fighting fiercely, he shouted loudly when he saw the cracks: "Give cucumbers on Valentine's Day? All right! This is a green skin care product that also integrates beauty and entertainment! ”

The boys and girls laughed for a while, grabbed more and more quickly, one of the boys joined in the fun, grabbed the most, and finally carried four packs of plastic bags and small bags, and after buying them, they regretted a little, looking at so many cucumbers with a sad face.

I'll it, impulse is the devil! What do I do with buying so many cucumbers?

Lee Jong-hoon seemed to understand his difficulties, stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder, and said, "Dude, don't be afraid, you can follow my example, drag these cucumbers to the door of the dormitory of other universities to sell!" ”

When everyone heard this, they all laughed and scolded, and the boy's eyes lit up, yes, I can sell it again, and make a little more money!

He couldn't help but be overjoyed, but suddenly he thought of something, and looked at the bags of cucumbers in his hand with a troubled face: "So many, how can I carry them?" ”

Li Zhongxun looked back with a smile and saw Yao Lidong squatting in the back of the car and counting money, and when he went up, he slapped her on the ass and shouted, "Get down!" ”

Yao Lidong jumped down with his buttocks covered, and glared angrily at Li Zhongxun: "Are you looking for death?" ”

As if he hadn't heard, Lee Jong-hoon pushed the tricycle to him, patted the cushion, and said, "Add twenty, it's yours!" In the future, you will also be a car owner! ”

The boy suddenly couldn't cry or laugh, Li Zhongxun saw him hesitating, so he said: "Hey, don't be stupid, this car is sold for scrap iron for more than twenty, I'm giving benefits and kickbacks to big customers like you, do you know?" ”

The boy thought about it, gritted his teeth, and said, "Okay, I'll buy it!" ”

Lee Jong-hoon was overjoyed and pushed the bicycle to him: "Be kind to it, it once carried the happiness of thousands of people!" ”

The students around them were all laughing, and many teachers who rushed to hear the news couldn't help but laugh.

Ouyang Jun on the side was completely speechless, she finally understood now, there is nothing in the world that Li Zhongxun does not dare to sell, what cannot be sold, this car is someone else's, he actually sold it!! It's too bold!

That...... Yi Xin's bicycle, should it be ......

Thinking of this, she couldn't help but look at Lee Jong-hoon's gaze more and more strangely.

Liu Shengyao bit her lip and looked at Lee Jong-hoon, who was smiling and talking freely in everyone's sight, and her eyes were extremely complicated for a while.

Yao Lidong shook his head and sighed while counting the money on the side: "Profiteer, what is a profiteer?" This is a profiteer! ”

After receiving the money, Lee Jong-hoon proudly raised his chin at Ouyang Jun and said, "How is it?" ”

Ouyang Jun was embarrassed, her face was red, she glared at Li Zhongxun hatefully, and said with a stalk around her neck: "You are a hooligan!" ”

Lee Jong-hoon snorted: "Want to cheat?" He turned his head to look at Liu Shengyao and said with a grin: "Liu Shengyao, are you a notary?" ”

Where did Liu Shengyao dare to look at him, he turned his face away, his black hair covered half of his cheeks, but he couldn't hide the crimson blush.

Yao Lidong finished counting the money at this time, grinned and smashed Li Zhongxun with his elbow, and said, "Hey, hey, you have made a fortune, you have made a fortune, guess how much it was sold?" ”

Lee Jong-hoon was about to ask, but he heard a girl behind him smile and ask loudly, "Hey, handsome guy, what's your name?" ”

Li Zhongxun looked back, but saw a girl laughing with the girls around him, but a pair of good-looking eyes were staring at him, he coughed dryly, his face turned pale, and said loudly: "Remember, the master is ...... Don't stir the world with the wind, but the cucumber emperor who shocks the world with *** is also! ”

In the dormitory area of Soochow University, a burst of laughter rose into the sky.

Lee Jong-hoon triumphantly left from under the student dormitory building and walked towards Ouyang Jun and Liu Shengyao, rubbing his hands, smiling evilly, and kept struggling haha.

Ouyang Jun saw him walking towards him, and his eyes all looked at him, her heart was fluttering, her face was red, her mind was blank, she subconsciously stretched out her hand and waved it, and said nervously: "You, you, don't come here!" I don't know you! ”

Lee Jong-hoon didn't look back, pointed behind him with his thumb, and said with a smile: "How about it, is the bet between us still honored?" ”

Ouyang Jun kept stepping back, and stammered, "What, what kind of bet?" You, you're playing a trick, a hooligan, no, it doesn't count! ”

Lee Jong-hoon grinned and said, "Hey, have you ever thought about what the consequences of cheating will be?" ”

Ouyang Jun ate and said, "What, what is the consequence?" ”

Li Zhongxun approached Ouyang Jun and said with a wicked smile: "You said that if I shouted and pulled cucumbers to the bottom of the girls' dormitory to sell them at your own point, did you say that you would become popular in an instant?" ”

Ouyang Jun's face suddenly swelled as if she was about to drip blood, she had never encountered such a situation, let alone a scoundrel like Lee Jong-hoon, her eyes kept rolling in her sockets, and she was about to shed tears. ++ (Important notice of this site: Please use the free APP of this site, no ads, no errors, fast updates, members synchronize the bookshelf, please pay attention to the WeChat public account appxsyd (press and hold for three seconds to copy) Download the free reader! ）