That night, Zheng Yichen received a call from Li Xuan. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The local tyrant asked for warmth, wanting to know how he was doing in Los Angeles in the past two days, Zheng Yichen understated it and came one by one.

Finally, after he finished his long speech, he found that the other end of the phone had long since stopped ringing, and called out a few words: "Hey, hey, did you hear that?" ”

Li Xuan woke up like a dream and laughed dryly: "Are you finished?" ”

Zheng Yichen silently gave him a middle finger: "That's it, you are so insincere, obviously you are interested in yourself, ask me questions, but I didn't expect to fall asleep listening to it, do you use me as a sleeping pill?" ”

Li Xuan said: "You can't blame me, the main thing you said is not what interests me." ”

"And what do you want to hear me say?"

"I got up this morning, and when I picked up the cup and brushed my teeth, there was a smell of liquor between my mouths, and then I remembered that you promised to help me bring a dozen Moutai, worried that you forgot about it, and made a special call to find out about your whereabouts, and sure enough, you forgot."

Zheng Yichen was a little speechless: "Can you brush your teeth to get the taste of liquor?" Since when did toothpaste companies start producing liquor-flavored toothpaste? What a hardcore! ”

Li Xuan sighed and said: "This is probably my extraordinary talent, this talent was discovered when I was in the dormitory, I got up in the morning to brush my teeth, and I can often brush a different taste from toothpaste." ”

"What type of flavor is exactly?"

"Well, it seems to have the lavender smell of Blue Moon laundry detergent, and Liby, Tide ......"

"Either laundry or laundry detergent?"

"That's right."

Zheng Yichen thought for a moment and asked, "After I go home, this situation will disappear, right?" ”

"yes, that's why I'll say it's a talent discovered by the lodge."

Zheng Yichen laughed and said in one sentence: "Your sister's endowment!" It's obvious that your second roommate secretly mixed laundry detergent and laundry detergent into your toothbrush, and you only tasted these smells when you brushed your teeth. You must have bullied people before, so he wanted to take revenge on you in this way. ”

Li Xuan was silent for a long time, and said angrily: "******, as soon as you say it, I remember, there is a rural area in our dormitory, who looks black and does not slip away, is full of anger and distortions, and always says that money is the root of all evil, in fact, if you can't eat grapes, you say that grapes are sour." This person does not hide his position of hating the rich at all, in fact, he also hates me, and he is definitely motivated to do this kind of immoral thing! ”

Zheng Yichen laughed heartily, and the radiant Li Xuan suffered a dumb loss, and tasted laundry detergent and laundry detergent for a long time in a daze, which was definitely a pleasure that he, an ordinary person, liked to see and deserved to celebrate.

He laughed for more than half a minute before holding back his smile and said, "Li Xuan, he is already a good roommate, don't blame him." ”

Li Xuan snorted: "What's so good?" You're obviously talking back to me. ”

"No, I'm definitely analyzing things with you from the bottom of my heart. If you think about it, it is now popular to poison your roommate in the water dispenser, and he just throws laundry detergent and laundry detergent, which is already very worthy of you. On the bright side, maybe your teeth are white and clean, and there are other factors in this regard! ”

Li Xuan said resentfully: "According to what you say, I have to thank my roommate for not killing?" ”

"That's right."

Li Xuan's tone suddenly became very relaxed: "Okay, I've decided, I want to study hard with him." ”

Zheng Yichen felt a strong malice from it, and said in a trembling voice: "You...... What do you want to do? ”

"It's nothing, at most, just add a little laundry detergent or liquid soap to your toothbrush, so that you can taste that smell too. When you thank me from the bottom of your heart, I'll stop it. ”

"You...... You're so poisonous! ”

"Who told you to stand and talk without a backache!"

Zheng Yichen's momentum was very weak, and he hurriedly raised the white flag and begged for mercy: "I have to get it, am I wrong?" ”

Li Xuan pretended to be deep: "Your attitude of admitting your mistakes is not sincere enough." ”

What does it mean to be sincere?

Zheng Yichen didn't ask about this, opened the wardrobe, and selected clothes: "I'll go buy wine for you right now, it's sincere enough, right?" ”

Li Xuan laughed loudly: "It's about the same, hurry up, I'm waiting for you to return triumphantly." ”

Zheng Yichen hung up the phone, changed into a set of casual casual clothes, took the money and room card, closed the door and went out.

He flagged down a taxi in front of the hotel and went straight to the nearest Walmart supermarket.

Zheng Yichen pushed a shopping cart and looked left and right, not in a hurry to go to the tobacco and alcohol area to buy alcohol, and wandered around the food area.

He took a packet of potato chips from the stand, and next to him stood a conservatively dressed woman in her twenties, who seemed to be interested in the chips.

Zheng Yichen politely handed her the potato chips, and then took another pack for herself, the girl smiled toothily, showed a mouthful of jagged teeth, waved her hand and declined, and then reached through the gap and poked into the innermost. ‘

Zheng Yichen's heart is bright, he has seen a lot of this situation in domestic supermarkets, the outermost food is generally eager to be sold, and the food with the top production date will be placed in the innermost layer.

It's just that under normal circumstances, the shelf life of food is very long, ranging from half a year to a year, and most people don't pay attention to choosing the food with the highest production date.

People who are so particular about being as persistent as they are suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder have one and only one truth.

"This woman must be Virgo, only a Virgo would be so particular about details."

Zheng Yichen looked at the woman's description and dress, and said secretly in his heart: "This person is not only a virgin in the constellation, but he must also be an original virgin, and eighty percent of his life is a nun." ”

Suddenly, the girl exclaimed, and opened a large pile of potato chips, Zheng Yichen saw that she reached out to the innermost layer, and what she grabbed was not potato chips, but a man's palm.

The story was simple and straightforward, and there was also a Virgo boy opposite, thinking of reaching out for the innermost food, and the two of them held each other's hands tightly across the food rack.

It was supposed to be a romantic encounter, but there was no so-called golden wind and jade dew meeting, but there were countless pictures in the world.

The two exclaimed at the same time, let go of each other's hands, and shouted, "Are your hands clean?" ”

Then I didn't bother to buy anything, so I hurried to the toilet to wash my hands.

Zheng Yichen was dumbfounded, and gave a thumbs up to the distant figures of the two: "I almost forgot, having a cleanliness habit is the most typical characteristic of Virgo!" ”

He picked out a few more snacks, and then walked to the tobacco and alcohol area, thinking about buying a few imported cigarettes and taking them back to honor Lao Yang.

Just then, the cell phone in his pocket began to ring again.