Chapter 297: Shameless Lu Dongbin
readx;?Lu Dongbin asked to join the Grim Reaper Red Envelope Group. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Lu Dongbin?
Lu Dongbin who was bitten by a dog?
Lu Dongbin, one of the writers of the Mortal Immortal Cultivation Treasure Book?
Wei Wuji immediately clicked to agree, and if he had any questions about his cultivation in the future, he could ask Lu Dongbin.
Lu Dongbin has joined the Grim Reaper Red Envelope Group.
Jiang Ziya: Yo, Lu Shangxian is here!
Lu Dongbin: Jiang Taigong was actually surprised
Nezha: Get acquainted with me.
Lu Dongbin: The third prince is also here.
Then Tang Seng, Mu Tiandie and others bubbled one after another, causing Lu Dongbin to exclaim.
Lu Dongbin: May I ask if Wei Wuji is there? A Wei Wuji
Wei Wuji was overjoyed when he saw it, Lu Dongbin actually knew about him, in this case, it would not be a problem to have a good relationship.
Mu Tiandie: What are you looking for Mowgli for?
Lu Dongbin: This kid is too crazy, he must be taught a good lesson.
Jiang Ziya: Another one who doesn't know how thick the sky is?
Lu Dongbin: Is the prince talking about me?
Jiang Ziya: Immortals, you have to take it easy, some mortals are more difficult to deal with than immortals.
Lu Dongbin: What did the prince say about Wei Wuji?
Jiang Ziya: The old man has ordered it so far, and the immortals are good at doing it themselves.
Lu Dongbin respected Jiang Ziya very much, and felt extremely depressed about what Jiang Ziya said, and couldn't guess the deep meaning of the words.
Since Lu Dongbin is here to find trouble, there is no need to be polite to him.
Wei Wuji: Lu Dongbin, did I provoke you by recruiting you?
Lu Dongbin: If you dare to contradict Your Majesty, I will teach you a lesson, so that you can know whose Heavenly Court is the Heavenly Court.
Wei Wuji: And how do you want to teach me?
This Lu Dongbin actually came to shoot the Jade Emperor's fart.
is so flattering, without any fairy demeanor.
Lu Dongbin: You name a place, I'll come here to let you have a long experience.
Erlang God: Immortal, we can form an alliance to deal with Wei Wuji together.
Lu Dongbin: No need, a little Wei Wuji, I can kill with one finger.
Wei Wuji: Then come on, I'll wait for you at Jin Fo Mountain.
When Lu Dongbin crosses the enchantment, his strength will be greatly suppressed, or he may be able to fight with him.
Lv Dongbin: Which immortal mountain is Jinfo Mountain?
Wei Wuji: Earth, Shenzhou, Golden Buddha Province, Golden State, Golden Buddha Mountain.
Lu Dongbin: What are you talking about?
Wei Wuji: Didn't you ask me to tell me a place?
Lu Dongbin: I haven't heard of this kind of place, can you tell me what I know?
Butterfly Fairy: Lu Dongbin, you don't even know the place, and you still want to challenge Mowgli?
Butterfly Fairy: Why don't you fight with me!
Lu Dongbin: Fairy, don't be kidding.
Sun Wukong: Little brat, my grandson is waiting for you in Huaguo Mountain, come.
Lu Dongbin: Don't be like this, how dare the little immortal!
Erlang God: It is precisely because Wei Wuji has a lot of helpers that I proposed that we form an alliance.
Lu Dongbin: I don't know, the Great Sage is still very familiar with this Wei Wuji.
Jiang Ziya: That's because you are lonely and unheard, and if you want to mix in the world, the news is the most important.
Lu Dongbin: How to get to that Golden Buddha Mountain?
Butterfly Fairy: The earth was originally our base camp, and after being abandoned, all the immortals worked together to create a strong barrier, and only after passing through the barrier can we find the Golden Buddha Mountain.
Lu Dongbin: Abandoned land?
Lu Dongbin was full of confidence and wanted to give Wei Wuji some color to see, but when he heard that Wei Wuji was in the abandoned land, his heart sank.
Passing through the earth enchantment, the cultivation of all immortals will be greatly suppressed.
The degree of suppression of each immortal is different.
The ghost knew how badly his cultivation would be suppressed after passing through the enchantment.
Lu Dongbin: Wei Wuji, you come to Heaven, you and I will fight to the death.
Wei Wuji: You want to teach me a lesson, so naturally you came to Jin Foshan to find me.
Lu Dongbin: I passed through the barrier, and my cultivation was greatly suppressed, which is unfair to me.
Wei Wuji: You're an immortal, it's fair to beat me as a mortal?
Butterfly Fairy: Lu Dongbin, do you still want to be faced?
Lu Dongbin: It's okay to really go to Earth, but it's just that we Eight Immortals singled out Wei Wuji.
Iron Man: Isn't it a red envelope for newcomers to join the group?
Tang Sanzang: Yes, red envelope, if it weren't for the iron pimple, the poor monk would have really forgotten it.
Lu Dongbin: I won't give me a red envelope, what can you do to me?
Tang Sanzang: Mowgli, kick out.
Lu Dongbin: I heard that this group,, administrator?
Lu Dongbin had a little bit of Wei Wuji's avatar, and when he appeared, Wei Wuji was actually the legendary administrator.
Nezha: You just know!
Lu Dongbin: If you let a mortal rule over you, the face of the heavenly court will be completely lost by you.
Nezha: Yang Jian, let the dog go.
Whooling: Whew.
Erlang God: No need to put it, the roaring dog is already very excited, and Lu Shangxian's meat is estimated to be delicious.
Lu Dongbin: Ahem, isn't it just a red envelope, isn't this immortal like an immortal who can't afford a red envelope?
Nezha: It's not like it, it's a fact, and you're the one who picks the door the most.
Lu Dongbin stopped talking, presumably preparing a red envelope.
But looking at Lu Dongbin's slamming of the door, the red envelope must be very cheating.
Wei Wuji stretched out his fingers, even if he cheated his father, he had to rob it.
Airplanes.
Seeing Lu Dongbin's red envelope, Wei Wuji quickly stretched out his finger and poked it.
Congratulations on grabbing a straw sandal before Lu Dongbin became an immortal, which has been stored in the treasure chest and can be withdrawn and used.
A straw sandal, or before becoming an immortal?
This Lu Dongbin is a father, and he is more unreliable than Iron Man!
In the red envelope, there is nothing useful, all of them are tattered things that Lu Dongbin used before he became an immortal.
Tang Sanzang: Do you still want to be faced?
Lu Dongbin: Meritorious Buddha, what is the face?
Butterfly Fairy: To you, your face is your ass.
Wei Wuji: Fairy, when you say that, you're insulting your ass.
Lu Dongbin: Wei Wuji, you are looking for death.
Wei Wuji was about to fight back, but he heard a sharp knock at the door.
walked over and opened the door, and it turned out to be Wei Wuyuan who was standing outside.
"What are you going to do?"
Wei Wuji didn't let him in, and asked in a cold voice.
"I'll tell you about wormholes."
Wei Wuyuan leaned in and said, "Aren't you welcome?" ”
"Not welcome."
The man in front of him, after all, is Wei Zhongtian's son, and it is not easy for Wei Wuji to add his fists and feet.
"I have a way to destroy wormholes."
Wei Wuyuan smiled mysteriously and said, "If you want to know, remember to call me, I believe you can get my phone." ”
After speaking, Wei Wuyuan turned around and left.
Be all abroad!
Wei Wuji only felt that Wei Wuyuan's purpose for coming here was by no means so simple, and then he thought that there was a lot of security outside the building, how did Wei Wuyuan come in silently?
The divine sense followed Wei Wuyuan out, but saw the security captain following behind.
it!
Wei Wuji immediately dialed out the phone, and the smiling security captain turned blue in an instant.
The black chicken industry has a good salary and strict rules, just because he recognized Wei Wuyuan, he walked through the back door once and lost his job.
"Mowgli, I've thought about it, I'll give you an immortal job."
fired the security captain, clicked on WeChat again, and saw the news that the Jade Emperor was coming.
"Tell me what kind of immortal job it is?"
Wei Wuji asked.
"Black chicken on the fairy!"
The Jade Emperor quickly replied and said, "It's just a title, it has no practical meaning." ”
"Can you go to Heavenly Court then?"
That's all Wei Wuji cared about.
"I can't."
Jade Emperor Road.
"Damn, I can't talk about a ghost."
Wei Wuji didn't know how to complain.
"So, you're just thinking of Heavenly Court?"
The Jade Emperor asked.
"Yes."
Wei Wuji said.
"Don't say it early, it's easy to do, wait patiently."
The Jade Emperor simply wanted to strangle Wei Wuji, but he just went to the heavenly court to hang out, but he didn't want any immortal position.
It was his dream to be able to go to Heaven.
"Black chicken, the fifth uncle has found what you want."
Just as he was about to quit WeChat, the fifth uncle came with another message. To be continued.