Chapter 360: Stinky Tofu

The return was extremely smooth, except for the extra incubator in her hand, which contained the Snow Maiden, and now that the temperature had returned to normal, she had a stream of water wherever she walked outside

had to be protected by an incubator, and if it melted down the street in broad daylight, it would definitely scare one or two cowards to death!

Snow Girl has something to do to mean that Sophia can be free, at least she doesn't have to stay in the thermos all the time, especially after learning that Wu was almost buried alive, she swore to protect every hair of Ernie Sauce. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Hey! Do you recognize it, but you speak! "Wu Ill is going crazy, Jiang Qinqin, this woman is definitely a genius, teaching him to read is a humiliation for Wu Ill, no matter what the word, as long as you tell her once, people will remember it completely. From the beginning of "one, two, three, four" to the current "gluttony, relent..." and other words that Wu Yi can't recognize, Jiang Qinqin is now called a living dictionary is not an exaggeration.

"Big sister! Can't I call you sister, you go and ask my daughter-in-law, she's a college student, I'm just a half-ass, don't force me, okay, I've already broken three dictionaries! Jiang Qinqin took the notes and crossed his waist and said arrogantly: "No! You promised to teach me how to read, how can you give up halfway after teaching half of it? Wu Yi said frantically: "Even if I promise you, you don't have to recognize all the Chinese characters!" ”

Xia Yu quietly leaned in and whispered, "That one is eating, let's go down?" Wu Yi saw Xia Yu as if he had seen a savior, and a tiger pounced on Xia Yu's thigh and cried: "Wife, help!" This guy wants to kill me! Who can recognize all the more than 90,000 Chinese characters? It's just embarrassing! Jiang Qinqin said: "Who is embarrassed, it is you who boast that you are a teacher to teach me, and now you don't talk anymore, are you a man!" ”

Wu Yi stood up and patted the non-existent dust on his shoulder, pinched the orchid and pointed: "It's good to be a woman!" After finishing speaking, Xia Yu looked at Jiang Qinqin with some fear and said: "That, that's the agreement between the two of you, it has nothing to do with me, I'll go first!" Jiang Qinqin snorted angrily and said to himself: "It's all a group of liars who don't count, this girl said that if you want to be literate, you must recognize all the words!" ”

God and the others had already eaten, no one was drinking, they were all immersed in the food, and while they were eating, God suddenly asked, "Is that Jiang Qinqin lacking heart and eyes?" Wu's heavy voice came from behind the door: "I think the most wrong thing in my life is that I didn't continue to pretend to be dumb that day, I really owe this mouth!" Xia Yu pinched a small piece of soft flesh on Wu Ai's waist and twisted vigorously: "Why do you want me to be unlucky with what you promised, you let me go to the post these few nights, I have a lot of white hair, you don't know that women are easy to get old!" Wu Yi could only scream vigorously.

The Snow Girl showed a head from the incubator, looking a little wilted, Wu Yi threw a few ice cubes into it and asked, "Are you okay?" "I shouldn't have come down, it's hot to death!" Wu Yi said: "If you don't get hot, there will be more people who freeze to death, bear with me, if there is anything you want to eat, even if I compensate you." ”

The Snow Girl immediately came to her senses, and her eyes lit up and she shouted, "I want a handsome guy!" I want a beautiful man! Wu Yi roared with a dark face: "Change one!" "I knew you were a liar, ahhhh My favorites! Oh my artwork! "The Snow Girl is like a little child, rolling in the refrigerator! Xia Yu glanced at Wu Yi and said, "Can't you coax her to order?" ”

Wu Yi rolled his eyes: "I'm not her father, why should I coax her?" Xia Yu found a Korean drama, handed the phone to the Snow Girl and advised: "Don't get me wet, it's not waterproof!" Snow Girl doesn't know if she listens or not, she has been completely attracted to the beautiful men in Korean dramas. Wu Yi glanced at it and frowned: "She is already a nymphomaniac, don't look at her as brain-dead." ”

"It's good to be clean, why do you care so much!" Athena held the steamed bun in her mouth and asked, "Which drama did you watch?" "The woman who let the dog go!" God is interested: "Talk about something, this name is fresh enough!" "I didn't look at it much.,It's said that the story revolved around the heroine at the beginning.,Then the heroine died.,There's a group of men left to avenge the heroine.,As a result, the foundation began.。

"Poof!" Wu is not the only one who sprays rice, God noodles come out of his nostrils! Wu Yi exclaimed: "It's getting heavier and heavier these years!" Xia Yu said indifferently: "What's this, this script is for rotten girls, the plot is very boring, the only highlight is that there are handsome guys everywhere, and it is said that the most popular is actually a stinky tofu seller." ”

"Stinky tofu? Who wants to eat stinky tofu? Jiang Qinqin came in with a bag of unknown objects, Wu Yi's first reaction was to rush into the toilet, Jiang Qinqin said disdainfully: "You can't enjoy such delicious things, you really don't have that life!" Xia Yu said helplessly: "His nose can't stand the irritating smell, but your smell is indeed a bit big... Vomit! Before Xia Yu could spit it out, Jiang Qinqin shook his hand and a hot thing flew into Xia Yu's mouth.

Xia Yu subconsciously wanted to spit it out, but Jiang Qinqin ignored Xia Yu's frightened eyes, covered Xia Yu's mouth and said, "Chew!" Or you'll regret it! "I couldn't spit it out, Xia Yu could only bite it ruthlessly. It's good now, Athena also vomited, she is the most economical food, but seeing Xia Yu's mouth full of yellow things, coupled with this strong smell, she can't bear it!

The more Xia Yu chewed, the brighter his eyes became, and finally he took the initiative to clip it with chopsticks, Jiang Qinqin said: "How about it, it's delicious, this is my favorite thing to eat, this stinky tofu is delicious, not to mention that it is also very chewy, the more you chew, the more fragrant it is!" "Uh-huh!" Xia Yu nodded again and again, revealing a fascinated expression, as if he was not going to speak.

Wu Yi covered his mouth with a towel, poked his head out and shouted, "Jiang Qinqin! What the hell are you holding! Xiaoyu, what do you eat? Xia Yu pointed to his mouth and then to stinky tofu, and finally gave a thumbs up, meaning that it was really delicious. Jiang Qinqin said: "Don't bite Lu Dongbin, this stinky tofu was bought by me with a lot of hard work, and it is sold in limited quantities every day, so thank me!" ”

The hundred bones were expressionless, he probably couldn't smell it, but God was strange, he could still sit upright, and he seemed to be still remembering something. Athena is a foodie at all, as long as she sees someone eating with relish, she will subconsciously drool, but the taste of this food today is really not flattering, and she asked Xia Yu carefully: "Is it really that delicious?" ”

Xia Yu directly stuffed her a piece, Athena retched at first, and then chewed quickly, her gray eyes lit up completely, and her red mouth opened slightly, as if she was surprised by the deliciousness of this thing. Jiang Qinqin carried the stinky tofu and said, "Come on, come on, everyone taste it, this thing is delicious!" The hundred bone spirit took a piece and threw it into his mouth and chewed it a few times, "It's not bad." ”

God gave himself a piece with a skeptical expression, and his eyes widened at the first bite, and he slapped the table and shouted, 'I remember!' That's the smell! Xia Yu was taken aback and said dissatisfiedly: "What are you crazy about!" Well, it's delicious! God said with some sorrow: "I used to pick up cheese that people threw away, and it was already smelly, and you could even see maggots in it, but at that time I was so hungry that I ate it all in a few bites, and I still remember the taste, it was delicious!" ”

"Gross!" God, this guy is so disgusting, especially when he actually ate maggots, Wu Yi vomited again, and he didn't eat a few mouthfuls of food just now, and now his stomach is completely empty. Others were a little disgusting no matter what, only Jiang Qinqin said excitedly: "You said stinky cheese, I heard that that thing is delicious and expensive, especially the maggot with maggots is more delicious, I have always wanted to taste it, I must taste it when you say this!" ”

God ate another piece of stinky tofu and enjoyed: "I will never lie to you, it is really delicious to take something, if you find it in the future, don't forget to leave a piece for me." Jiang Qinqin agreed again and again. Stinky tofu is just such a small packet, not eaten at all, especially there are so many people who eat it, Jiang Qinqin is still unsatisfied after drinking the seasoned soup together, Athena even wants to lick the plastic bag a little.

Wu Yi was finally able to come out of the toilet, but he didn't dare to take down the towel on his face, and kept instructing Sophia to help her purify the air. The smell of the wind blowing in finally lightened a little, Wu Yi threw away the towel and began to eat, if he didn't eat, he felt that his stomach was about to digest itself.

Eating and eating, I found that something was wrong, only myself and Baigujing were eating, and everyone else looked at the dishes and chopsticks stupidly. "Why don't you eat it?" Xia Yu touched his face and said: "I just ate such delicious things, and now I'm eating these, it tastes like chewing wax, alas! "I'll go! You're exaggerating, this is your favorite kung pao chicken, try it! ”

Xia Yu chewed the alley and swallowed it casually, obviously perfunctory. Jiang Qinqin said heartily: "This is a normal phenomenon, I have never eaten this stinky tofu like this, I can't dream that there will be such a delicious thing in the world!" Xia Yu swallowed a mouthful of saliva, took Jiang Qinqin's hand and said, "Let's go buy something to eat, I'll have a treat!" ”

"Light rain!" Wu Yi snorted, he didn't want Xia Yu to eat this kind of messy food, especially the street stalls, it was okay to eat occasionally, but it was not safe to eat it all the time. Xia Yu arched in Wu Ai's arms like a puppy, and said coquettishly: "Eat it once!" Definitely not more, I promise! As soon as Xia Yu opened his mouth, Wu Yi was followed by a smoked clothes, and the things he had just eaten had the urge to come out, covering his mouth and unable to speak.

"If you don't speak, you just say yes! Husband, you're so good, let's go! (To be continued.) )