Chapter 195: The Nemesis of the Bear Child
The evaporated water vapor is everywhere, and the majestic figure of the cyclops can be seen in the trance, as well as a slender figure in the sky, judging from the back, it should be Huang Mei, but what is the thing that looks a little familiar in her hand, is it difficult to be Huang Mei's new weapon? Anyway, where did you get such a bombing thing, it looks so cool!
Although he couldn't raise any strength, Wu Yi still shouted: "Huang Mei, is it you?" Maybe it's the credit of this voice, I saw that the hand in the air was raised, a slightly louder breeze blew, and the water vapor everywhere was blown away in an instant, and Huang Mei's graceful posture was also revealed, Wu Yi saw a shocking scene that made him shocked, and he sat on the ground as soon as his legs were weak. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
I saw that Huang Mei was wearing the animal skin dress she wore when she came, it was estimated that she should have passed, she looked wild and sexy, Huang Mei's fair skin was even more dazzling and shiny, the big fiery red waves flew behind her, and the two bright red high heels seemed to trample the sky under her feet.
Wu Yi was not afraid of Huang Mei, but the thing in her hand, which he was too familiar with. I saw that the slender end of this thing was wrapped with a circle of adhesive tape, which was not only non-slip in the hand, but also non-slip at the other end, and the snow-white feathers were upside down and straight into the sky, which was Wu Ma's exclusive weapon, Wu Disease's natal nemesis, and how many bear children were frightened by the tutoring artifact - feather duster!
"! How do you hold such a thing? Huang Mei floated straight to Wu Yi's side, casually gave Sophia a little warmth to help her recover her original shape, the jade hand gently brushed the feather duster, raised her eyebrows, looked at Wu Yi and said, "You seem to be very scared!" Wu Yi rubbed back, swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, stared at the feather duster in Huang Mei's hand with his eyes, and said weakly, "Don't be afraid!" ”
The sound was really not much louder than the mosquito call, Huang Mei smiled evilly and compared the feather duster to Wu Yi, and said playfully, "Really? Wu Yi trembled for a long time and didn't say a word, and finally Sophia, who successfully thawed, protected Wu Zhi behind her, glared at Huang Mei and said stubbornly, "Don't bully Ernie sauce!" ”
What is the truth in adversity, this is it, it's really good to have such a caring girl, especially to be able to speak very intimately, will warm the bed and clean the room, and will give you a knee pillow, the most important thing is that people are very dedicated, and they will never leave you alone, the so-called friend of life and death is just like that! Wu Yi hugged Sophia on the spot and didn't let go, mainly because he was afraid that the feather duster would give him a treat.
Huang Mei snorted coldly, "It's really a worthless thing, I'm too lazy to take care of you!" "It's better not to take care of yourself, Wu Yi decided that in the future, as long as he saw Huang Mei running around with this thing, he would avoid her, and if he couldn't do it, he would run away from home with Sophia and the refrigerator, this thing looks too infiltrating." Where have the others gone, and can you throw that thing away, I see that my flesh hurts! ”
Feather dusters are dancing in the hands of Huang Mei, if there is any competition about feather dusters, Huang Mei is definitely the champion, no, it should be her and Wu Ma competing for the championship together. "Leave it alone where they went, let's put this stupid big guy down." I don't know when, the cyclops has been standing silently behind Wu Yi and the others, his eyes are still purple, but the aura emanating from his body is more dangerous.
Huang Mei held a feather duster and faced the cyclops face to face, although the height was disproportionate, but the momentum was definitely rubbing out of the sparks, neither of them moved and looked at each other silently, it seems that there is a kind of what you see? What are you doing? Let's try again! The feeling of trying it, it's all the same. Wu Ying couldn't take a breath and asked, "You don't plan to whip him with this thing, do you?" ”
Huang Mei glanced at Wu Yi and said, "Otherwise, do you think I made a special trip to scare you with this thing?" I'm so idle! Wu Yi looked like he had seen a ghost and said, "Don't tease me, okay!" This thing has a special bonus to the bear child in addition to gramming, and no one else has a hair wrong for such a thing as yours, why do you plan to use a feather duster to scratch his feet and enjoy him? ”
"Get out of here, this thing is special, you give me a wide open dog eye and see how I "tickle" him! Huang Mei let out a low cry and strode towards the cyclops with a feather duster, only to see that there were invisible steps under Huang Mei's feet to support her and fly towards the sky, the target was the huge head of the cyclops. And the cyclops was not to be outdone, and lifted his mace and smashed it at Huang Mei, as if he wanted to kill Wu and the two together.
It was too late for Wu Yi to stop him, so he could only watch Huang Mei go to death, in his opinion, Huang Mei's behavior was no different from sending him to death, and it was an unnecessary sacrifice to say that the official point was. Wu Yi turned his head and couldn't bear to see Huang Mei being beaten to death with a stick, and then remembered that he seemed to be going to die like that, so he didn't dare to look at it, and crawled directly into Sophie's chest, it was so soft!
I also enjoy the pleasure of being suffocated to death when I am dying, although Sophia doesn't mind what Wu Ill does to her, but Wu Ill is a self-proclaimed upright gentleman, how can this kind of immoral thing be embarrassed to do, this time before dying, indulge it, or that sentence, ah so soft! There was the sound of a huge object falling to the ground behind him, and then Wu Yi felt a hot pain in his buttocks.
I can't forget this kind of pain for the rest of my life, and it has always hurt so much to beat people with a feather duster!
"No, how can Huang Mei still have the kung fu to beat herself, isn't she desperately going with the cyclops," Wu Yi, who was jumping on his feet in pain at this point, turned around and looked, only to see a behemoth falling in the dusty dust, and Huang Mei was holding a feather duster and sneering at herself. Wu was completely blinded: "How did you get it?" Did you steal the nuclear bomb? That's not right, how come I haven't been mutated by radiation? ”
Huang Mei sneered, "I don't know if you will mutate or not, but I know that you will soon become a pig's head!" Bastard, you are fucking fat, don't you, dare to eat Sophia tofu in front of me, I have to let you try fried pork slices with bamboo shoots today! Sophia asked blankly, "What is fried pork slices with bamboo shoots?" Huang Mei pointed to the feather duster in his hand, "This is a bamboo shoot." Then he pointed to Wu Yi and said, "That's meat!" ”
Wu Yi didn't want to be beaten, so he hurriedly begged for mercy, "Sister! Your Majesty! Why don't you care about me first, you see that stupid big guy in the back is going to get up again, you see you should cook him first, I'm the kind of person who is not worth mentioning, you can clean up when you want, don't affect the whole overall situation because of me! ”
Huang Mei squinted and said, "Why didn't I find that you were so sharp before, and this thing is also the driving force!" Wu Yi didn't dare to answer the question, revealing a smile that was more ugly than crying, and stood aside obediently, for fear that Queen Huang would really be angry with him.
Huang Mei stepped forward and said coldly: "The old lady let you know why the flowers are so red!" Wu Yi clearly saw the cyclops pretending to be dead and shuddered, and before the cyclops could say the words begging for mercy, Huang Mei turned into a ball of red light and jumped wildly on the cyclops' majestic body, like an adult with an extra flea, how can he not hit it, he still bites you all the time.
"Smack!" From the first sound of the whipping, there was a continuous sound of "popping", and finally because it was too dense, the sound of heavy rain hitting the leaves, "Ahhhh It hurts! Don't fight, I was wrong, please big sister don't hit me, woo! "The cyclops' six hands are not enough, one will touch his back, one will protect his head, or he will cover his buttocks, no matter how he can't avoid the attack of Huang Mei's storm, everyone will be beaten and cried.
Wu Yi had already covered his ears and buried his head in the crotch of his pants, and his mouth was still reading something, if someone climbed up to listen now, he would definitely be able to hear, "I don't dare anymore!" I don't dare anymore, I don't dare anymore......" back and forth is this sentence, the same as switching to cycle mode, but judging from Wu Yi's constantly trembling cheeks, this product is indeed very scared.
Tang Seng crawled out of an abandoned sewer, swarthy like a refugee who had just escaped from the black coal kiln, grinning and revealing a row of dazzling white teeth, not to mention how scary it looked in the dark. "Whew! kicked almost didn't send Lao Tzu to the west, but fortunately, the boss taught me some life-saving skills, otherwise I would have really explained myself here this time! ”
"What's the sound, it's raining?" Tang Seng followed the prestige to see the spectacular scene that he could not see for the second time in his life, only to see that the invincible cyclops who had just been awesome was reaching out and shrinking his feet like being electrocuted, as if he was infinitely depressed but couldn't vent it, six big feet kept jumping back and forth, and stepped on his own foot from time to time, it looked more like he was dancing, or Michael Jackson's!
"Did I break my head and hallucinate?" Tang Seng knocked on his iron head and began to wonder if his iron head skills had not been practiced at home. "It's because I was young and ignorant when I was playing with jj in the shower, and I accidentally rubbed and cummed? No, I don't need to practice as a child, what the hell is going on? That should be Lao Wu? ”
Tang Seng fell lightly in front of Wu Yi, if he wasn't wearing a tattered short skirt, he really had a bit of a worldly master, of course, he was more like a pervert now.
Tang Seng gently kicked Wu Yi with his foot and asked, "Old Wu, what are you doing here, do you still need to stuff your head into the crotch of your pants for repentance, the smell of that place is too strong, right?" Wu Yi raised his head and glanced at Tang Seng blankly, and continued to bow his head and break his thoughts, Tang Seng continued to ask, "What's wrong with you?" And is that giant a fan of Michael Jackson, this dance is really interesting! (To be continued.) )