"Third child, let's go, aren't you really going out?"

Zhang Wei, the boss of the dormitory, walked over and shook the bed. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Chen Xiaohai glanced at Zhang Wei with a pitiful expression: "Boss, you see that I am so miserable, even my family has been hollowed out." You have pity on me, and the money for the night in the Internet café will help me out. ”

"The second, fourth, let's go, the third said he wouldn't go."

Zhang Wei turned around, patted the shoulders of Zhao Jianguo, the second eldest in the dormitory, and Xie Bin, the fourth eldest in the dormitory, and pulled their heads away without looking back.

"A bunch of unrighteous bastards."

Chen Xiaohai glared at the backs of several roommates leaving, lying on the bed, looking at the ceiling blankly.

Chen Xiaohai, male, 20 years old. Nanyan City, Huaxia Guo, a first-year student at Nanyan University.

Looks ordinary, family background is ordinary, physical fitness is average, game level is above average, in short, an ordinary freshman student.

originally had a girlfriend who had been dating since high school, and the two broke up after a year of freshman year. Chen Xiaohai has changed from an ordinary freshman to an ordinary first-year single dog.

Yesterday was his ex-girlfriend's birthday, and he bought a piece of jewelry for his girlfriend with nearly a month's living expenses, thinking that his ex-girlfriend would spend the first month and the next hotel room to end his twenty-year virgin career.

As a result, in exchange for a breakup from his ex-girlfriend. Then, the ex-girlfriend got into someone else's car and left, kicking the dust away, leaving behind a snow-white car butt.

Chen Xiaohai was furious and threw the piece of jewelry that cost almost a month of living expenses into the river and disappeared.

Now, Chen Xiaohai regrets it.

My girlfriend is gone, and my living expenses are gone.

I was going to go to an Internet café with my roommates all night, and I sat in five consecutive places to kill the Quartet, or I was killed in all directions. As a result, I can only stay alone in the dormitory, looking at the ceiling, lonely and empty.

"I knew I wouldn't throw that jewelry away, how good it would be to take it back and return it."

Chen Xiaohai looked annoyed.

Cuckoo.

"I'm so hungry."

Chen Xiaohai turned his head and found that there was a bucket of Laotan sauerkraut on the boss's table.

Got up and got out of bed.

Skillfully tore the old jar sauerkraut, soaked it in boiling water, and put it aside to wait.

"Ding."

Chen Xiaohai picked up his phone and found that there was an update reminder on it.

"Is the new system of WeChat Discovery, WeChat Wanjie Edition, updated?"

"WeChat Wanjie Edition, such a middle two name, when did Penguin Company do this."

Chen Xiaohai casually clicked on the update and threw it aside. Immediately after, I turned on the computer and clicked on a movie to watch, which is a movie adapted from a novel called Demon Supreme.

Shh

Chen Xiaohai was eating Laotan sauerkraut while watching a movie.

"It's really good, but the original book seems to be better."

Bite.

Bite.

Bite.

The phone sounds constantly.

"That's it, what's going on so much?"

Chen Xiaohai picked up the phone, looked at the content on it, and looked confused.

"What the is this?"

"Bodhi Ancestor invites you to join the Immortal Realm chat group."

Immediately after, another barrage of information.

Bodhi Ancestor invited Taishang Laojun to join the fairy world chat group, Bodhi ancestor invited the Jade Emperor to join the fairy world chat group, Bodhi ancestor invited the Queen Mother of the West to join the fairy world chat group, and Bodhi ancestor invited Erlang God Yang Jian to join the fairy world chat group......

Chen Xiaohai looked confused when he saw the dense invitation messages, what the hell is this, the exchange group of secondary two patients, how can it be the names of some immortals. These people, I've read too many Xianxia novels.

Chen Xiaohai was thinking about retiring from this group of neuropaths, and stopped when he saw Bodhi Ancestor speak.

Bodhi Ancestor: Fellow immortals, this seat sees that all immortal friends are busy on weekdays, and there is little communication, which is not conducive to the development of the immortal world. Therefore, at the invitation of the Jade Emperor, the Hongjun God left a Hongmeng Qi to refine this treasure and create a chat group. “

"Everyone can use this chat group to chat with each other, increase communication, deepen the relationship with each other, and jointly build a beautiful fairy world."

"To celebrate the establishment of the chat group, I am going to send a red envelope."

Monkey King: When my master speaks, everyone should applaud quickly, otherwise Hugh blames my old grandson for destroying your cave with a stick. ”

Lei Gong: Applause.

Downwind Ear: Applause.

Fengbo: Applause.

Yue Lao let out a clapping expression, followed by a group of immortals, Huo De Xingjun, Shui De Xingjun, Tai Bai Xing, Four-Value Gong Cao, etc., all made expressions.

Erlang God Yang Jian made a disdainful expression, and then said: Others are afraid of you, a hairy monkey, but Ben Zhenjun is not afraid.

Monkey King: Three eyes, do you dare to fight?

Erlang God Yang Jian: Fight and fight, if you don't pluck all the monkey hair, Ben Zhenjun will not live in Heaven.

At this time, the broom star said weakly: Zhenjun, you don't live in Heaven in the first place.

The group suddenly exploded.

A famous immortal bubbled one after another, some onlookers, some coaxed, and some persuaded to fight. It's very lively.

Chen Xiaohai looked at the chat of the gods in the group and tilted his head, this group of guys really regarded themselves as immortals. Chen Xiaohai wanted to withdraw from the group every minute, but stopped when he remembered that Bodhi Ancestor said that he wanted to give out red envelopes.

He is poor now, if he can grab a big red envelope, he can live for half a month.

Bodhi Ancestor: Fellow Daoists, please be quiet, I'm going to give out red envelopes.

The originally lively and explosive group suddenly quieted down, and Chen Xiaohai held his breath, waiting for the red envelope of Bodhi Ancestor.

Bite.

A bright red envelope appears.

Chen Xiaohai quickly clicked, but found that the red envelope had been snatched up.

"Damn, how many years have these guys been single, their hand speed is so fast, it's gone in the blink of an eye."

Lei Gong: Thank you Bodhi Ancestor, I have received a hundred merits.

Tai Bai Xing: Bodhi Daoist, the treasure you have refined is really remarkable, and it is really amazing that it contains a lot of things and transmits them from a distance.

Shunfeng Er: I have received eighty merits, and the Bodhi Ancestor is really wealthy.

Feng Bo: Xiaoxian has nothing, please send another red envelope to Bodhi Ancestor.

Electric mother: Send another red envelope.

Shui Dexingjun: I strongly agree upstairs, please send another red envelope to Bodhi Ancestor.

A group of immortals coaxed.

Bodhi Ancestor: At the strong request of all Taoist friends, I will send another red envelope to Ancestor

"Merit points? What is this? ”

Chen Xiaohai looked puzzled, when did there be such a thing in WeChat red envelopes, isn't it just money? However, seeing that Bodhi Ancestor sent red envelopes again, Chen Xiaohai held his breath again and waited.

Ding, a red envelope appeared on the phone.

Chen Xiaohai activated the hand speed of being single for 20 years and clicked on the red envelope.

System reminder: Congratulations on grabbing the red envelope of Bodhi Ancestor, 30 merit points.

"Finally grabbed the red envelope." A smile appeared on Chen Xiaohai's face, "However, what the hell are these thirty merit points?" Can you eat it? ”