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Bai Chi Yu still thought so a few minutes ago.

Although it was a very thrilling day, fortunately, everyone was safe in the end.

Even when he walked to the entrance of the completely sealed mine cave and felt desperate, because the blue dragon armor that looked like it was about to be scrapped miraculously unfolded again, Qu Cai was rescued after exerting his ability to dig holes.

But now-

Bai Chi Yu felt that his luck had run out.

"I wouldn't have come to your house if I had known, what about the delicious meal? It's completely different from what I imagined! ”

Bai Chiyu, who was sitting on the sofa in Lan Fengling's house, sighed while looking at the "big meal" that filled the entire dining table.

(I knew that when I sent Keriel back, I should have promised her to stay for a light meal, but I really regretted not doing it at the beginning.) ）

"Huh? There are so many things that you are not satisfied with, what a bad guy. ”

Lan Fengling crossed her waist with one hand, and pointed unkindly at him, a picky guest, with the other.

"See for yourself! Braised beef, stewed chicken with mushrooms, sauerkraut chicken, and aromatherapy bacon, what are you complaining about so many delicious dishes? ”

(I didn't expect much at first, but it was a ...... ）

Bai Chiyu lowered his head in frustration, and the mentality of rubbing a big meal before coming slid from the top of the mountain to the bottom of the valley like a roller coaster.

"Really, hurry up and decide, the water is boiling, have you chosen which packet to soak!"

Lan Fengling raised the boiling kettle with both hands and asked in an impatient tone.

My stomach rumbled.

White Akabane, who hasn't eaten much all day

Reluctantly, he picked up a bag of braised beef noodles on the table.

"That's it."

"Then I'll just want chicken noodles stewed with mushrooms, it's better than nothing."

Lansha, who has always been picky, rarely didn't make any trouble, thinking that the battle with the beast-faced figure consumed a lot of physical strength, and now she is hungry.

However, if Lan Sha didn't complain, Bai Chiyu couldn't find a reason to complain, so he had to focus on instant noodles.

(How homely are you to say this kind of thing is delicious?) ）

Bai Chiyu flipped the braised beef noodles in his hand, and after noticing the production date on it, he swallowed his saliva unconsciously.

"Hey, I said...... Why are the production dates of your instant noodles worn out? It feels suspicious......"

Bai Chiyu opened the outer package, although it looked normal inside, he still had some concern in his heart.

"Is it really okay to eat these things from unknown sources? Isn't it going to have diarrhea? ”

"Not really! Haven't you heard of the saying that as long as the production date of the product is erased, the product will never expire? ”

Not caring about his complaints at all, Lan Fengling skillfully took out three bowls from the cupboard, threw the instant noodles they had disassembled into them, mixed them with water and covered them with a pot lid.

(Where the hell did you come from, the black-hearted boss?) Just a kind person to sue her, I can't stand it. ）

Bai Chiyu lay on the table weakly.

"In that case, then don't eat these things, just let you see my newly come up with a dish, and give me a good cheer!"

Hearing him say this, Lansha, who was sitting on the side teasing the fat cat, showed a smug smile and beat her chest with a great look.

"Huh?!"

Bai Chiyu sat up in fright, his hands flustered and didn't know where to put them.

“…… Don't bother...... I think it's actually quite good to eat instant noodles. ”

"That's not what you just said! If you don't want to eat instant noodles, don't force it, I'll make it for you. ”

Ransha said this, and was triumphantly ready to get up and go into the kitchen.

Bai Chiyu couldn't help but hold his head and moan.

(Where did you get this inexplicable self-confidence?) I can't thank you for your ecstatic cooking! ）

Hurriedly stood up and stopped her.

"What's the matter, Idiot Yu, why are you holding me back?"

Lansha asked angrily.

"Don't bother, the deliciousness of your food makes you feel like you're about to ascend to heaven, and I'm really not blessed to be a little one.

And it's not easy for you to show off your skills on this occasion, are you? Lan Fengling, a housemaid, has almost no ingredients in her refrigerator. ”

Bai Chiyu desperately tried to stop it.

"Really? You're right, then I'll show you my hands next time, it's a pity. ”

Although I don't know what Lansha has understood without permission, Bai Chiyu, who has escaped the catastrophe, doesn't want to continue to investigate, and wipes the cold sweat on his forehead with a sigh of relief.

Click.

It's like the sound of a crisp dough being bitten.

Bai Chiyu looked at it dumbfounded, hurriedly ran over, and grabbed the tail of the fat cat who had torn open the other bags of instant noodles and was eating them.

"What are you doing with this dead cat!"

"Can't you? I'm hungry, meow. ”

The tanuki cat hung its two paws and sold cuteness, so that Bai Chiyu didn't react for a while.

"No problem, you're so cute—you're not! You fat cat is not cute, I hesitated for so long, and in the end you ate it! ”

"Don't worry about the details, meow. Isn't there still soaking? ”

"How can that be enough! Do you want me to eat you? ”

Bai Chi Feather clenched his fists and glared at the tanuki with his eyes.

"Don't be angry, meow. I just said it carelessly. ”

"Don't add a weird outro to me! You fat cat won't be cute no matter what you do. ”

White Red Feather tugged at its ears.

"Stay with me honestly, someone will come and take you away tomorrow. Hey...... There may be a lot of people who want to dissect a talking cat. ”

"You big badass, don't, meow."

The tanuki cat struggled desperately, but he was dizzy from his shaking head and couldn't resist.

"Suck, I'll suck......... Shout! ”

The freshly soaked noodles were sucked into Lansha's stomach in the blink of an eye.

However, she didn't look satisfied at all, and greedily looked at the other two bowls of instant noodles.

Bai Chiyu casually threw the fat cat in his hand and hurriedly protected his bowl.

"It's mine, and I won't give it to you."

Lan Sha pursed her lips and looked at Lan Fengling.

"Don't! This bowl of noodles is the same as my sister's, and no one can touch it. ”

Lan Fengling looked at Lan Sha's eyes, opened her mouth wide in horror, and exaggeratedly stuffed the entire bowl into her mouth.

When I spit it out again, the bowl was already as smooth as if it had never been used, and I guess I didn't need to wash it.

Bai Chibane's eyes unconsciously rolled upward, and his whole face twitched.

(This guy...... How did you do that? Why didn't Lansha complain about her? Am I the only one who thinks this is abnormal? It's weird! ）

There was a hiccup.

After drinking all the soup in the bowl, Bai Chiba leaned back on the sofa.

"Do you have anything else to say about this fat cat? Seeing that you look good, do you want to stay with me as a pet? ”

Lansha rode on the tanuki and poked her fingers in its face.

"Why don't you speak? Aren't you chatting with Idiot Yu very slippery? Could it be that you are discriminating against me! ”

Lantha gritted her teeth and punched it in the head.

"I want to cry without tears, meow. Didn't you fear me before? ”

"I'm afraid you're a big-headed ghost!"

Lansha's fur shook on her head, and she held the two cat's ears in her hands and pulled them back, smirking with her little tiger teeth.

"That's a thing of the past, I'm just afraid of cats. As long as you think that you are not a cat, you will not be weak if you are considered another species.

If you want to bully me, let's go to the next life! No, even 100 million lifetimes are impossible. ”

"I hate you, I'm a dignified...... Hmph, it's not cool, meow. ”

The tanuki was completely unable to resist and wailed.

"What did you just want to say? I almost forgot what your purpose was in kidnapping Kril and those innocent people? Hurry up and be honest. ”

Bai Chiyu sat upright, no longer taking Lansha and Tanuki's vindictive appearance as a joke.

He cursed his carelessness in his heart, feeling remorse for treating this strange creature of unknown origin as harmless to humans and animals.

"I won't say that, meow."

"Really?"

Standing on the side, Lan Fengling laughed strangely.

"I can pry his mouth open by anyone."

***

"Are you going to say it or not?"

Lan Fengling took out the little hammer that Bai Chiyu was too lazy to complain about, and kept knocking it on the head of the tanuki cat tied to the chair.

"I surrender, meow."

"Yo, your mouth is hard."

Lan Fengling smiled and continued to hit the other party's head with a small hammer.

"I'll see if you say it or not."

"Don't hit me, I say, meow."

Not counting the raccoon cat with its tail tied into a [big character] kept begging for mercy, plus it was wearing clothes like a prisoner that I don't know where Lan Fengling got it, it looked very funny.

By the way, the clothes that resemble prison uniforms also have the four crooked characters "Sinner of the Ages" written in a very ugly font.

And Bai Chiyu, who wrote these four words with a bad taste, was standing aside and covering his mouth and snickering.

"Are you going to recruit or not?"

Lan Fengling stopped striking its head with a small hammer, and her terrifying expression overlapped with the jailers in the costume drama who beat the prisoner into a trick in Bai Chiyu's eyes.

Although Lan Fengling may have regarded this as a fun game, the tanuki cat who played the role of the prisoner couldn't stand it anymore.

"You can do whatever you want me to do, don't fight!"

"You didn't say 'meow' at the end just now, it's really unprofessional, bad review!"

Lan Fengling hit it on the head again, making the tanuki cat cry again without tears.

"Meow! Meow! You're satisfied, meow. ”

"Hehe, the training is over."

Lan Fengling triumphantly untied the leash that bound the tanuki cat and pushed it onto the table between them.