Chapter 011: The Legend of Brother Fan (Ask for collection and recommendation, thank you)
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Half past one in the morning, roadside barbecue restaurant.
Waiting for the skewers, Le Yifan and the 7 vegetable students touched one crisply with a glass.
After drinking the first cup, Han Xiaowei said: "Yifan, really don't bother Huang Qiang?" If you don't beat him, it feels unpleasant. ”
Picking up a boiled peanut and starting to peel it, Le Yifan said with a smile: "We don't need to do it, in less than three days, someone will beat him." ”
The man who picked up the braised chicken feet asked, "Oh? Isn't that your cousin? ”
Le Yifan will come to a flower, the first reason is because there is a relationship, and it is good to have acquaintances to take care of. In the past, these vegetable heralds had eaten, drunk, and played cards with his cousin, and they knew that he was still average, so they would ask that.
At this time, Le Yifan smiled: "No, to be precise, it is those angry youths, the angry youths I don't know." ”
Wang Youqian began to pour wine again: "Hehe, yes, we Yifan are stars now, and there will definitely be residual fans." ”
Pouring the wine to the full, Le Yifan raised his wine glass: "Come and drink, drink and blow slowly." ”
Bang!
After another encounter, Le Yifan explained: "With Huang Qiang's conditions and ability, the relevant departments will soon find out, and his identity will soon be exposed." ”
Everyone nodded in agreement, indeed, Huang Qiang understands computers, but he is definitely not a computer master. If you want to check him, you don't need to take action from mysterious relevant departments, many netizens can do it.
And his exposure of Le Yifan's "crimes" is so real and meticulous, a discerning person will know that it was an acquaintance who committed the crime when he saw it.
At this time, Le Yifan continued to explain: "After his identity is exposed, netizens will speculate about what his purpose is. After all, if he is a righteous young man who is not for fame and fortune, in this era, ghosts will not believe it. ”
"And what does it mean to have a problem with the style of life? I'm not a politician, I'm not a public figure, and if it weren't for the sanitary napkin video, who would pay attention to me? I'm just a flat-headed commoner. A small person like me, and the conflict between him and him, is basically a spin on money and women. ”
Starting from the photos he posted, people will soon notice Su Xiaoqian. This question is not difficult to guess, it is nothing more than that Huang Qiang is a two-to-two ratio, and the goddess was robbed, so he retaliated. Some people will speculate that Huang Qiang and Su Xiaoqian turned out to be a couple, and I robbed his woman's little fresh meat, so he wanted to retaliate. But the problem will soon be solved, and people will soon know that Xiao Qian Bird does not bird him. ”
"When these issues are clarified, people are indignant. Because in this era, you can be exposed, and people also want you to expose some scandals of rich or celebrities, so as to satisfy the dark psychology of many netizens, and then rush up to scold them. ”
After touching the cup for the third time, Le Yifan smiled: "And the key is here." Xiaoqian is not married, I am not married, and the two of us do not have extramarital affairs, Xiaosan, negative men and other sensitive issues that netizens despise very much. In the same way, since we are both single, no one can occupy the moral high ground. ”
Someone was puzzled: "However, we couldn't explain it for a long time before, many people scolded you." ”
took out a cigarette and hit a village, Le Yifan shook his finger: "You don't need to explain, it's not good to explain." It's not that you haven't been on the Internet, and now people are all listening to the wind and rain, and I've just become famous, they must still want to scold me in their hearts. And as long as the analytical party appears, they can't scold. What's wrong with someone in love opening a room? Smoking and chatting and not wanting to go to work, who hasn't thought about it? This is not a problem of immorality at all, but a small problem and a small problem that many ordinary people have. ”
Spit out a cigarette, Le Yifan smiled brightly: "When I understand this, the netizens who scolded me before will feel guilty, and this guilt will eventually evolve into anger." The direction of anger will naturally lead to Huang Qiang, who maliciously slandered me. ”
Everyone's eyes lit up, hey, it seems that this is really the case?
Continuing to pour the wine, Le Yifan said with some hatred: "Actually, if Huang Qiang can be smarter, then wait for me to make a move." The fight is definitely much more serious than the fact that Xiaoqian and I went to open a room. He dug his own pit and jumped by himself, Shabi one. ”
After carefully recalling it, everyone came to enlightenment, and after enlightenment, they all smiled.
After eating two chopsticks, Le Yifan continued: "Not only that, Huang Qiang's job can't be saved. ”
Han Xiaowei was curious: "It won't be so godly, right?" Someone is going to beat him up for you and make him lose his job? ”
picked up the chicken feet and gnawed, Le Yifan said as a matter of course: "It's a very simple question, the most taboo in the workplace is Huang Qiang's stunned youth." Yizhihua is a small city, and the hot pot restaurant is also a small shop. It's not unclear to you that there are a lot of guests who really ask for invoices? In order to save ten or twenty yuan, or to get two bottles of yogurt, customers generally do not need invoices. ”
"Don't say that the invoice is too big, that is the problem of tax evasion. As soon as my incident comes out, the owner of the hot pot restaurant will definitely pay attention, if Huang Qiang is unhappy one day and plays this kind of high-level Internet exposure, wouldn't the boss have to deal with the Industrial and Commercial Bureau? Does he dare to take this risk and continue to use Huang Qiang? ”
"Don't dare, he hasn't gotten to this point yet. So, don't say that Huang Qiang is a small foreman, even if he is the lobby manager, the boss has to fire him. Even, because I am now famous, the boss will ask me to go back and promote me to achieve the purpose of promoting the hot pot restaurant. ”
Invoice? In addition to the reimbursement channels for the company's personnel, to be honest, many customers who go to the tilapia hot pot restaurant will not ask for it, but it is not as practical as giving less money for meals. Moreover, not to mention a flower, even big cities such as Yanjing have this kind of problem.
Of course, many people understand this truth. As long as it's not exposed, it's not a big deal. Everyone is used to it.
But as long as it is exposed, the Industrial and Commercial Bureau is not a vegetarian, and the suspension of the whole industry can be regarded as mercy. If the boss's attitude is not correct enough and the mistake is more serious, it is to close the door directly.
Now, Huang Qiang can be said to be committing crimes against the wind, and the owner of the hot pot restaurant really has such concerns.
After Le Yifan said this, everyone understood it thoroughly, and then, they just smiled with admiration: "I'll go, I really didn't see it, you didn't brag before." ”
Wiping his hands, Le Yifan smiled: "That is, although there is a suspicion of adding oil and vinegar, but which man doesn't like to brag?" I've been in the limelight for a few years. ”
Hehe laughed, and everyone poured wine into their wine glasses.
After the full service, the 8 people raised it together and touched it, and then started rapping: "I dropped out of high school and didn't want to be a soldier, so I carried a shoulder bag to Luzhou, and I could only go to a hot pot restaurant to sell wild mushrooms without a diploma." Because he knows how to have a good relationship with his colleagues, he directly learns the art of long-spouted copper teapot, and the commission is more than three times higher than the original salary. But he has a bad problem, because he is very handsome, and there are more women. Colleagues are absolutely not allowed to have romantic relationships in the store, so he was transferred to Congqing. Congqing not only has a great bang, but also a beautiful woman on the street. ”
"Three days to hook up with the lobby manager, and she is the aunt and niece of the owner of the franchise store, money is not a problem, the manager proposed to do some business. But he is a little grumpy and doesn't want to be looked down upon by his own woman, and he says he has ambition to soar. The boss asked to let her aunt and niece go, but he led all the waiters to resign and rebel against the boss, and finally had to return to his hometown. ”
"My family is a beautiful rural family, and rural children have to learn crafts, and the goal is to major construction sites. China relies on interpersonal relationships, electricians, computers, electronic pianos and photography, everything is learned, and finally goes directly to Kunming. The construction site is a clean place, and most of the women are aunts, so they really can't be interested. At that time, Daxin was not yet implemented, so I had to leave the construction site. ”
"No matter how rich a person is, he also has poor relatives, and with his relatives and his family going to Yanjing to farm for the international boss, it is a new world, and the vegetables he eats are expensive, which people call organic. His aunt is the general manager of purchasing of foreign trade enterprises, and she has great power, and major merchants send samples as gifts almost every day. Putting someone in charge of the domestic market is simply a minor problem. ”
"He traveled to East China, South China, North China and other major regions, and he traveled almost all over China, and he sold high-end organic ginseng. He often goes to major high-end places and comes into contact with elites from all walks of life, and his temperament and vision have been improved......"
"The field that has fallen to this day is purely planted in the hands of women, because Brother Fan is most afraid of beauty tricks! Lamei Trick! ”
"Haha." When the rap finished Le Yifan's original "The Legend of Brother Fan", the eight people laughed and laughed very happily.
Wiping a handful of laughing tears, Le Yifan adjusted his mood and took two deep breaths: "It's so comfortable to sing, by the way, do you want to add another sentence?" Hurry up and use the beauty meter, hum hah? ”
The other seven people all shook their heads: "Forget it, sing this now, I will never think of your Fan Ge legend, but sanitary napkins." ”
"Haha." 8 people poured wine and dried up one more.