"What's new, simple report, Xu Shaoyan will take you to see the quick report. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info" said, Xu Shaoyan took out a bunch of small cards from his pocket, and everyone in the audience paid attention to it, it seems that Xu Shaoyan's highlight is coming.

The news channel's face turned up, and it returned to seriousness, no matter how good the beginning was, but if the news broadcast was not decent, Xu Shaoyan would still only have the life of being passed.

I only heard Xu Shaoyan holding the card and reading it with a grin: "Shanghai cracked online recruitment, and the woman who lost her foot covered her face with a pillow." ”

Jiang Shaoli pulled up the paper again: "You may not believe it when you say it, it's me who prostitutes this pillow ~~~~"

A string of wavy lines, the people under the stage who finally got serious collapsed again, I wipe!

Xu Shaoyan, you are so amazing, you dare to broadcast this kind of news?

It's connotative, but what about your temperament?

"Hahahaha......" finally became serious, but it was brought back funny in an instant, and everyone covered their mouths as much as possible under the stage.

The leaders of Beijing TV were dumbfounded, and the problems of pornography, gambling, and drugs have always been a social cancer that has attracted much attention, but Xu Shaoyan's playful broadcast is more sobering than serious news.

This show is really weird!

Break off! Absolutely stunning!

On the stage, Xu Shaoyan and the general will leave the wind ~ Cai ~ still ~ old ~

Xu Shaoyan: "A thief in a certain place was caught in a shopping mall and was scared to pee on the spot. ”

Jiang Shaoli: "It may also be that there is a bottle of iced tea hidden in the pants, which is squeezed out." ”

Xu Shaoyan: "Jintianyi Hotel stipulates that before the wedding banquet, you must write a letter of commitment and promise never to divorce. ”

Will leave less: "Before the funeral banquet, you must also promise that you will never cheat the corpse!" ”

Xu Shaoyan: "Ice sculpture Yang Guifei was attacked on the chest in the Polar Pavilion, and she was small while she was touched. ”

Jiang Shaoli: "It's so hateful, it's fake milk!" ”

"Damn! Fake milk? 666666.”

"No wonder you don't want to watch what children, ouch I'll go, this is really connotative!"

"Hahaha...... Never cheat the corpse? This one is so interesting! ”

"Ouch, I went, I was scared to pee, and I actually said that there was still iced tea hidden, hahaha...... It's so funny, I can't do it, give me a hand. ”

"Never cheat a corpse? There's really no one left.,Why didn't I find out that the host is sometimes quite funny.,This spit out! ”

"Hahahaha...... Laugh at me, ahem! ”

Everyone in the audience watched it with interest, and they didn't notice that they were old and young, but they were all surprisingly full of good feelings for "The Big Incident", many things, the big truth doesn't need to be said, you can understand it when you say it, but traditional news is to talk about these truths again and again, sometimes it will be annoying, but Xu Shaoyan's show and the way of complaining are completely enjoyable and unable to extricate themselves.

Jiang Hanqing smiled and touched his chin at the bottom, it looks good at present, but some sharp contradictions in society Xu Shaoyan have not yet been broadcast, if you can skillfully broadcast some social phenomena that everyone shouts and beats, then Xu Shaoyan's planning of this song program is simply too successful!

Xu Shaoyan was keenly aware of the small details of the audience through the stockings and hoods, and he naturally wanted to get this: "According to a number of media reports, unscrupulous manufacturers provide low-quality plastic runways to schools, which may lead to the sterilization of boys. ”

Here it comes!

As soon as Xu Shaoyan's words fell, Jiang Hanqing immediately became energetic, and finally reached the sharp contradiction in society!

There have been many poisonous runway incidents in the capital recently, and all walks of life are very concerned, Jiang Hanqing is extremely looking forward to how Xu Shaoyan will comment on this matter in a form of entertainment and correctly guide public opinion, and his eyes immediately moved to the complaint in Jiang Shaoli's hand.

Other station leaders also take the same action, whether Xu Shaoyan can enter their Beijing TV station or not, this news is a stepping stone, and whether it can be done depends on this move!

I saw that Jiang Shaoli ripped off a piece of paper again: "The plastic road will replace the plastic sleeve and solve the family planning problem from the root!" ”

……

For a moment, the air was silent.

The paper slowly fell to the ground in the air, and all the people looked at this complaint.

Plastic road instead of plastic sleeve?!

Fundamentally solve the problem of family planning?!

Although it was a bit "inappropriate", in an instant, everyone's heads were empty.

This......

That's not just good.

This is simply amazing, amazing!

"Whew!"

Suddenly, several newsgroups sitting in the back stood up in a hurry.

"Absolutely! Amazing! It's the first time I've seen such a news report! Full of entertaining spirit, but without losing the face of the news itself! "An old planner was suddenly excited.

Another young planner was also full of excitement. "Yes, it's the first time I've seen such a broadcast of acute social issues, sarcasm, ridicule, but the extreme consequences of this matter and the discernment, the metaphor is vivid, making people feel funny and happy at the same time can't help but scare out a cold sweat, this kind of ice and fire stimulation, more adrenaline stimulation than serious news and home-style non-serious news, absolutely, it's really amazing! It's damned! ”

The two planners were excited, Jiang Hanqing also nodded with satisfaction, he really didn't misread Xu Shaoyan, his expectations were really right, Xu Shaoyan had the ability to innovate, and he dared to speak, and he really refreshed the three views of traditional news programs with the identity of a big layman, and he did quite well.

On the stage, Xu Shaoyan put the finishing touch. "Okay, that's all for today's show, Jing Ke stabbed King Qin, and carried it on his shoulders with two hairy legs!"

Xu Shaoyan said that Jiang Shaoli also pulled out the last piece of paper, but the last words didn't seem to be very good: "The big head is a pervert!" ”

Poof, everyone in the audience is happy, Xu Shaoyan's self-black spirit is really rare in the news industry.

But they don't know that this is actually a golden quote from Wang Nima, the host of "Runaway Event" in the earth world, ridiculed by netizens.

Jiang Shaoli also suddenly realized what the use of the phrase "I love Xu Shaoyan" behind this sign was, and immediately reversed when Xu Shaoyan looked here, and the "I love Xu Shaoyan" immediately became a joke and ridicule, and the funny effect was bursting.

The show is over, and the people at the bottom can't hold it anymore!

"Hahahahaha! Mom, I'm laughing to death! ”

"I'm laughing and crying, it's hilarious, it's hilarious!"

"Don't say it, Xu Shaoyan is really talented, if it were me, I wouldn't be so funny."

"Don't talk about you, I don't think there are many people inside and outside the industry, CCTV wants to break through in the news, but it has been breaking through for almost ten years, and there is no one who can compare with this, at most it is engaged in homely style."

Jiang Hanqing was also satisfied, "Director Sun, what do you see?" ”

Director Sun nodded: "It's really good, and I have the impression that this should be unique."

Director Sun looked at a few people over there, and the other leaders also felt very good, but ......

"Lao Jiang, Lao Sun, Xu Shaoyan's show is doing well, but he is a hedgehog in the end, and he has offended so many online media now, we are also in the media circle, we can't take risks in the station, if you appreciate him, we can cooperate with Xu Shaoyan, let him plan and write the script, but he can't go on stage." Wu Tai said that he still didn't want Xu Shaoyan to enter the Beijing TV station.