"Purr...... Purr ......"

Don't you want to be so cute!

It's over, why can't you look away at all?

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Bai Chiyu held his chin with both hands and twisted his head towards the podium with all his might, but his gaze kept glancing at the faces of his table mates as if they were attracted by a magnet.

His tablemate was none other than the petite girl who impressed him.

At this moment, Lansha has completely lost her aggressive momentum.

She lay quietly on the desk, stacking her hands under her face as pillows, and changing the direction of her head from time to time to make herself sleep more comfortably.

The saliva leaking from the corners of her mouth and the flush on her face made her more cute and unsuitable for her age.

Bai Chiyu couldn't help but think in his mind, how old is this guy's mental age.

"Don't talk to me, I don't want to pay attention to you."

Bai Chiyu suddenly remembered the first thing Lansha said to him after he went to the class to choose a seat.

To be honest, it was quite a blow to him.

When he first came to this class, he immediately noticed that there were two completely different atmospheres in this class.

On the one hand, there is the excitement and curiosity of her classmates, and on the other hand, Lanza's lack of interest and idleness.

It seems that everyone has a very tacit understanding to ignore Lansha, as if she is a transparent person.

This made Bai Chiyu a little uncomfortable, so he took the initiative to sit next to Lansha, wanting to be friends with her.

But what I didn't expect was that Lan Sha didn't appreciate it at all, just snorted coldly and said that sentence and never communicated with him again.

"It's a real headache, what can be done to change this?" Bai Chiba thought wildly.

It's in the middle of class, and the math teacher and homeroom teacher is reviewing the test papers of a few days ago on the blackboard.

Because the test paper had not yet been handed out, almost everyone in the class was listening carefully and estimating how many marks they could score.

And Bai Chibane's expression of "I'm wandering" with a capital letter naturally got special care from the teacher.

"Bai Chibane, you can answer this question."

A piece of chalk smashed into Bai Chiyu's head impartially.

As soon as he looked up, Bai Chiyu found that the head teacher who had reached menopause was looking at him with a whip on the blackboard.

With a forced face, he looked at Li Lan under the podium with a distressed look.

And Li Lan also raised two fingers at him and mouth-shaped him.

"Hmm."

Bai Chiyu nodded, then pretended to be confident, and said loudly to the teacher, "Choose B for this question."

"What?" The whip in the head teacher's hand began to tremble.

Li Lan also shook her head at him desperately, as if she was in a hurry.

"Oh, that's not B...... You should choose A. Bai Chiyu looked at Li Lan again, only to find that Li Lan had collapsed under the table.

didn't see the negative, Bai Chiyu nodded more confidently, "I will choose A for this question." ”

"Okay, we thank Bai Chibane-san for his answer."

The head teacher looked at him with a smile, but the whip in his hand was already broken.

"It seems that everyone doesn't care much about their grades," the head teacher propped his hand on the podium with a gloomy face, "Bai Chiyu, you said how many times can you take the class this time?" ”

"Huh?" Bai Chiyu frowned.

"Probably...... More than 30 of them. ”

"Just kidding, you." This time, the head teacher frowned.

Bai Chiyu thought about it, there were more than 50 people in the class, and he was a person who hadn't been to school for more than a month, and all the questions were still blind, and it was indeed difficult to take the test for more than 30 people.

"About 45 of them."

Bai Chiyu looked at the head teacher with some fear, but the head teacher smiled on his face, which made him creepy.

"Is it going to be worse?"

Bai Chiyu was a little embarrassed, and said with a sigh of relief: "First to last."

This teacher is really bad, even if he is distracted in class, he doesn't have to lose face like this.

Saying that you are the penultimate or something, is it too hurtful?

Bai Chiyu watched the head teacher walk towards him, and couldn't stop trembling.

Before the head teacher could speak, he consciously stretched out his hand.

"What are you doing with your hand?" The head teacher asked.

"Beat the palm, I did too badly." Bai Chiyu said as a matter of course.

"How could I hit you, you're thinking too much."

"Really?" Bai Chiyu was a little unconvinced, he had heard that this head teacher had a very bad temper before.

"Not only will I not beat you, but I will praise you." The head teacher grabbed one of his hands and raised it.

Bai Chihane, who couldn't figure out what she was going to do, was extremely nervous, and sweat kept rolling down her forehead.

"This time, Bai Chiyu did very well in the exam, all the questions are correct, not only the first in the class, but also the first in the whole grade, everyone has to learn from him."

"What?" Bai Chiyu couldn't help but wonder if there was something wrong with his ears.

"And you have to know that Bai Chiyu-classmate hasn't been to school for more than a month, and he can get such a result, don't you feel ashamed?" After the class teacher praised him, he began to count down the other students.

"What makes me even more gratifying is that he is not proud of such an achievement, but is very humble, and he is simply an exemplary student! He is one of the three good students this semester. ”

"No," Bai Chiyu's ears turned red when he heard it, and he tried his best to defend himself, "I won't do it at all, I was blinded by those questions." ”

"Look! What does it mean to be a good student? This is it, I know how to do it, but I have to be humble and say that it is Meng. If you were to change the question, even if it was the right question, you would say that you did it right, right? ”

"What I said is true, why don't you believe it, teacher?" Bai Chiyu wanted to cry without tears.

What kind of world is this, no one believes the truth yet.

"I know that," the head teacher grabbed his hand and his eyes lit up, "you want to be modest, don't you?" Let me tell you, it's okay, young people sometimes just need to be rampant, show some self-confidence, and share your learning experience with everyone. ”

Bai Chiyu didn't know what to say now, "When did I study?" At most, I've read some books in my dreams, and I'm really lucky this time, maybe next time. Teacher, don't force me, okay, or I'll really lose my face. ”

"Look!" The head teacher danced excitedly, "Look at people, you are learning in your dreams!" It's like you sleep when you read, he reads when he sleeps! ”

Bai Chiyu was a little skeptical that his ears as a head teacher had their own filter system, how could his words change completely as soon as he said it.

He wanted to explain, but saw that his classmates around him were looking at him with adoring eyes. Li Lan's hateful guy also took the lead in applauding.

"This is a thing...... "Bai Chiyu always feels that something is not good.

"That's right," the head teacher looked at Li Lan, who was dancing, "Li Lan, how many places do you think you can take this exam?" ”

"Do you need to talk about that? I'm very confident this time, and the top five will be absolutely fine. Li Lan replied without thinking.

"Unfortunately, you guessed wrong." The head teacher denied his suspicions.

"Wouldn't it? Is it so decaying? Li Lan was a little incredulous, "Then there are still some top ten, right?" ”

"You're a zero this time!" The head teacher looked at him unhappily.

"Impossible, this time the question is obviously very simple!" Li Lan argued.

"The question this time is really simple, but you guy didn't even write his name, and in the end he could only be counted as a zero score, and it lowered the average score of my class, which really disappointed me."

When the bell rang for the end of class, the head teacher called Li Lan to her office.

According to eyewitnesses, Li Lan howled incessantly inside, and finally stood outside the office and shouted 300 times, "I will never make such a low-level mistake again."

Undoubtedly, this is a sad story.

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~Opening Music~

Mr. F: "Hi everyone, we're meeting again."

Lan Fengling: "I said, you won't call this name in the future, right?" It's stupid. ”

F-kun: "Of course, only when I use this name, my dialog box is different from yours, so of course I have to stick to my characteristics and get rid of the dilemma that no one remembers as soon as possible."

Lan Fengling: "I always feel that when you think like this, you have actually lost."

Mr. F: "Don't think about diverting the topic this time, I must broadcast it in its entirety."

Lan Fengling: "Okay, I'm here to see what you can say."

Mr. F: "I was so surprised that I agreed so easily."

Mr. F: "Oh, this perfect studio, you are finally mine alone."

Lan Fengling: "Hey, I haven't left yet."

Mr. F: "Today, I'm going to discuss the problem of the next routine with you. In fact, there are many small details in our lives, so let's connect with our listeners and friends to hear what they have to say."

Mr. F: "One of our listeners."

Lan Fengling: "Hey, host?"

Mr. F: "Huh? Why does it sound so familiar?"

Lan Fengling: "What do you think?"

F-kun: "Hey, hey, what did you say? I can't hear it, the signal here is not good, so let's connect again next time."

Lan Fengling: "What nonsense are you talking about, believe me or not...... Doodle...... Toot ......"

Mr. F: "Ha, it seems that it is not suitable for connection today, so I'll tell you about the routines I encountered, it's really scary."

"Exercise for an hour a day, work healthily for 50 years, I think everyone has seen it in different schools, right?"

"But if you think about it, it's scary!"

"First of all, a college student usually graduates in their twenties. Then we put him on the job for 50 years, and he was in his seventies. That's fine, right?"

"And then the point came. That's in his 70s, and the retirement age for men in Malaysia is 65."

"What does that mean?"

"What does that mean?"

"This is a clear statement, telling us that we will have to delay the retirement age in the future!"

"So, listeners. Don't be surprised to hear the news about the postponement of the retirement age in the future, this is a foreshadowing that has been laid for a long time."

Lan Fengling: "Die!" There must be a limit to nonsense! ”

Mr. F: "Didn't you say that I would be in charge alone?"

Lan Fengling: "I can't bear it anymore!" Fuck you, bastard! ”