Chapter 27: Shouting

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Ningcheng Jinruinan~Branch~ Hospital is located on the prosperous road in Xicheng District, Shen Dong rode on a bicycle, and when he saw the signboard of this hospital from a distance, he smiled, and the smile was like a poor ghost waving to himself when he saw the banknotes. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

That's right, he's a poor ghost now.

The cultivation of Taiyiguan's thoughts made him very happy, but the price was not covered.

Not to mention the Qi and Blood Pills and Herb and Wood Essence Pills used to assist, twenty and twenty drops were consumed in less than ten days, in addition, Shen Dong found that his appetite seemed to have become bigger and more sensitive, and Herb and Wood Essence Essence couldn't be fooled at all, and his mouth became picky, and this, in addition to the qi and blood pills that often caused the Qi and Blood Pills to become stronger, it seemed that there was also a reason for the Taiyiguan Idea itself.

So, his idea of compressing living expenses fell through, and it was only a little more than a week after the start of school, and he directly killed nearly 400 yuan, and the money for selling beds was almost used up, which is still the case that he only eats at school once a day, breakfast, dinner and supper will be solved by himself at that home, otherwise I am afraid he can only continue to be a substitute driver, but it is not easy to substitute driver, because he has not contacted acquaintances for nearly two months, and even pushed away a few regular customers.

But Kari's money can't support it for a few days, unless he gives up the cultivation of Taiyiguan's thoughts, but this is impossible for him, he has tasted enough sweetness, it is impossible to allow himself to give up.

Alas, I hope that someone who is destined will appear soon!

Sighing like this, Shen Dong sped up his speed and rushed towards Jin Ruinan~Department~Hospital~Hospital.

These days, in addition to attending classes and cultivating the idea of Taiyiguan, he also did one thing, which was to go to the doors of various male ~ department ~ medical ~ hospitals to sell the "strong pill", in fact, it is a pill that dissolves the qi and blood pills and herbs and wood essence in water according to a one-to-one ratio, mixes a certain amount of flour and sweetener and boils it a little and then kneades it, these pills are really magical, and after eating them, they really have the effect of golden guns, but he has not yet found his first customer.

This is mainly because he doesn't want to make a big fuss, so he can only play the role of the Jianghu doctor, and the Jianghu doctor seems to be synonymous with the charlatan, and he is not generous, and the trial products used to throw bricks and jade are semi-finished products that cut corners, but they can give people a feeling of heat after eating them, and as a result, so far I have not met a so-called repeat customer.

Could it be that you can really only use finished products to attract customers?

Shen Dong was really reluctant, a finished pill contained twenty percent of a Qi and Blood Pill and one-twentieth drop of Herb and Wood Essence, plus his artificiality, his psychological bottom line was five hundred yuan each.

Moreover, the effect of the finished pill is too exaggerated, and he is afraid of being robbed in public.

From this point of view, it seems that you can really only expect someone to jump out by yourself.

Sighing again, he parked the bicycle, first secretly stuffed a plastic braces into his mouth, and then when he looked up, his appearance changed a few points, and his voice would also change, and then he collapsed his shoulders, bent his waist slightly, walked more than ten meters in square steps, came to the gate of the hospital, found a proper position, and shouted at the throat: "Powerful pills, ancestral formula, palace secrets, nourishing qi and invigorating blood, nourishing the kidneys and aphrodisiac... ”

He was already very experienced in this kind of trick of the Jianghu traveling doctor, and when he saw that there was no reaction, he continued: "Powerful pills... ”

There was a reaction, someone was walking around him, and the security guard at the hospital looked at him very unkindly.

Shen Dong moved to the side, as far away from the gate of the hospital as possible, and continued to shout: "Pills, pills, as long as the symptoms are right, it is not difficult to get rid of the disease!" ”

The security guard came violently, Shen Dong took out a brick from his bag, tossed it on his hand a few times, and took a few steps back, so the onlookers began to grow.

Shen Dong smiled and continued to shout: "It's not childcare, it's not a lie, it's just for the master's publicity, strong pills, no money, free trial-"

After speaking, he took out a pea-sized and gray pill in public, threw it into his mouth, smacked it and tasted it, and then continued to shout: "It's a little bitter, and it's a little sweet, it's not over, oh my day, it's going to rebelβ€”"

"I'll go, it's really a rebellion!"

"Bah, bah, phew, little rascal!"

Someone reacted completely, because someone was so undignified and shameless that he even set up a very exaggerated little tent in his pants.

Shen Dong also learned from the pain, and finally remembered that his face could be sold, so he took the finished pill for himself.

This pill does not melt in the mouth, but after swallowing it in the stomach, it will only take three or two seconds for the drug to attack, and if it is not vented, it is impossible to automatically "reduce the swelling" within two hours.

When he tried it at home for the first time, he even tired his arms and didn't solve it, and even once he was willing to go to a nightclub to hunt wild food, but in the end he finally remembered that he had too much thought.

At this time, a half-old came over with a smile, and glanced below him from time to time, Shen Dong bent down slightly, and put the slanted shoulder bag on that part to cover the ugliness, and said without changing his color: "This lady, my pills are only for men." ”

The half-aged flew with flattering eyes and sneered: "Can't you ask for a man for me?" ”

Shen Dong hurriedly threw a pill to the woman, of course, it could only be a half-finished product, and a mobile phone number was reported in his mouth, and then he smiled heartily: "If it is symptomatic, please contact me, I or my master will come to visit you." ”

Then, Shen Dong became angry, or his pill was on fire, and some people even swallowed the pill immediately, and then waited with anticrative expectations to follow in someone's footsteps, but they were disappointed, but it was not just hope, because there was indeed a reaction, and his stomach was hot, so Shen Dong's temporary business-specific mobile phone number was carefully written down.

After such a situation appeared several times in a row, Shen Dong left with his crotch in high spirits before he couldn't control the situation, first found a secluded place to meditate for five or six minutes, and then ran to the next target after the swelling was reduced...

Night had fallen, and Shen Dongfeng returned to Xincheng, northern Thailand, where he was located.

After everything was cleaned up, he sat down at his computer desk and summed up his experience during the day, but he was only full of anticipation, and everything was an illusion until the first real customer appeared.

But he really can't support it for long, so, try it online?

Looking at the desktop in front of him, Shen Dong once again fell into indecision, but soon shook his head again and denied this very tempting idea, he couldn't make a big fuss, absolutely not.

At this time, his mobile phone vibrate, Shen Dong was shocked, and when he took it to look, he found that it was not the business number, but the one who called was Qi Xiaotao, the cousin of the eldest aunt's family, and he was busy connecting.

"Dongzi, I heard that you passed by the gate of the Third Courtyard today, and you were in a hurry, is there something urgent? Why don't you come to see my sister? ”

The cousin asked him reproachfully.

Shen Dong hurriedly said: "Oh, it's a little something. ”

Saying this, Shen Dong wondered if he could borrow some money from his cousin, his cousin was about to graduate from Lingxi Medical University, and now he is interning in the third hospital of the medical university, but he already has the money to take, and he still shows off with him when he sends her things on the day of the Lantern Festival, but his cousin's money is hard-earned money, which is mainly the income of the substitute class, and this guy is a loyal fan of his mother, so this way is not passable.

The cousin smiled and said, "You're not afraid of me, are you?" ”

Shen Dong said strangely: "Are you afraid of me?" Isn't that right? My mom and my grandmother have made you coax around, I'm afraid you're right. ”

The cousin quipped: "But my grandmother only listens to you now, and the old lady also said that her eldest grandson is a big nemesis of demons and monsters, and people give him the nickname of the god of mourning." ”

Shen Dong had a score in his heart, and asked with a smile: "Sister, has the matter of the Fazu Sect finally reached your ears?" ”

According to Director Zhu of the Dongling Police Station, who told him two days ago, the case of the cult incident has been quietly closed, and the result should be that everyone should be happy, the sick people are sick, the damned people are dead, the stolen money that should be recovered is almost recovered, and the most important thing is that there has not even been much commotion in the streets of Dongling Town, where the incident occurred, but the families of the victims will naturally learn some relevant information.

And the most evil of them is Xiang Wencheng's evil - this guy died two days later, and it is said that before he died, he once shouted "see the hell".

My cousin said seriously: "Dongzi, you are really amazing, my sister admires from the bottom of my heart, if it weren't for you this time, my family would probably suffer a more serious blow than my uncle's matter." ”

Shen Dong hurriedly said: "It's not that serious, but I heard that Xiang Wencheng explained everything before he died, saying that the person surnamed Hong was already preparing to escape... ”

My cousin interrupted: "But my grandmother, these believers, may not be able to fully enlighten, and it is too passive, especially the recovery of losses, it is not easy, the blow to my grandmother is really too big, so, you, the mourning god of the Fazu Sect, are really the savior of our family!" ”

The cousin said solemnly, and there was a caste Hong in the words, including Xiang Wencheng, who let him die, Shen Dong felt a little weak in his heart, and said busily: "Don't say it, I'm embarrassed, by the way, sister, you look twenty-three years old, don't wait for me, we really don't have a good time, you better quickly find someone to hand yourself out." ”

"You're going to die!"

My cousin roared.

Shen Dong smiled: "Look, this attitude of yours simply shows that you do have a ghost in your heart." ”

The cousin was laughing over there, this guy seemed to be really confused a long time ago, but that should mainly be to repay the favor, she was two years higher than him, and high school was also studied in Ningcheng 17 high school, his mother didn't bother less, he himself, he was enough to be his cousin's flower messenger for three years, his cousin was good-looking, and he came from a small place, he didn't worry, so he had to pick her up at least twice a week at the door of their class in the two years before 17 high school.

The two sisters and brothers talked for a while, and after hanging up the phone, Shen Dong went to bed relaxedly, and he went to meditation...