Who has the softest waist? Mu Rong is a god. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Who dances the most beautifully? Mu Rong is a god.

Who is the most eye-catching? Mu Rong is a god.

Who impressed you the most? Mu Rong is a god.

So, who is the winner of the competition? Mu Rong is a god.

So, Mu Rong Shangshen succeeded in winning.

Su Xiaomeng admired her master for the first time, and she could dance so charmingly, so softly, and so indistinguishably between men and women, and it was estimated that the heavenly realm would never find a second one.

As soon as Hua Murong got off the stage, he pulled Su Xiaomeng to run into the Murong Hall in a hurry, the little fox and Chang'e were very concerned about Hua Murong's abnormal behavior, but Chang'e successfully followed Hua Murong to the Murong Palace, but the little fox was blocked by a group of little teenagers.

As soon as he returned to Murong Palace, Hua Murong pulled Su Xiaomeng into his own room and locked the door in an instant, and then pulled his clothes vigorously.

Su Xiaomeng was frightened by Hua Murong's formation, and stammered: "Master...... Master...... You're going to do it to the disciples...... What are you ...... doing?"

Hua Murong looked painful and continued to pull his clothes, but the clothes were really difficult to take off, Hua Murong didn't even get a coat off for a long time, so he simply pulled up his clothes and tore them.

Su Xiaomeng was taken aback, and hurriedly persuaded: "Master! Don't be impulsive! Impulsiveness is the devil! Impulsiveness is Satan! Impulsiveness can only allow sadness! ”

Hua Murong was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, and hurriedly said to Su Xiaomeng: "Apprentice, why are you standing stupidly, come and help!" ”

Su Xiaomeng stood up straight, straightened her waist, and said with a reserved face: "Master! The apprentice is not such a casual person, the apprentice is very reserved! ”

Hua Murong waved his hand and said: "It's itchy to death for the teacher, what else is there to be casual, you took off your clothes for the teacher in the morning, and you took off so neatly, why didn't I see you reserved!" ”

Su Xiaomeng's old face turned red, she treated him as an SD doll in the morning......

Seeing that Su Xiaomeng didn't move, Hua Murong continued to urge: "Hurry up, apprentice!" Oh no, this beast got into the teacher's neck! ”

Huh? Beast? Drill into the neck?

Su Xiaomeng raised her head and looked puzzled: "Master, what kind of animal?" ”

Hua Murong shook his body while pulling his clothes: "Of course it's ants!" There are ants on the apple you stuffed for the teacher in the morning! It's itchy to death as a teacher! ”

Saying that, Hua Murong covered his neck and shook it: "Ah! Dare to bite as a teacher! Apprentice, prepare water quickly, and bathe for the teacher! ”

How long does it take to prepare water?

Su Xiaomeng kindly reminded: "Master, why don't you jump into the 10,000-year-old snow pool, you can not only bathe but also freeze the ant to death......

Hua Murong was stunned for a moment, and asked rhetorically: "Why don't you worry about whether the apprentice will freeze to death as a teacher?" ”

Su Xiaomeng choked and didn't reply.

Hua Murong couldn't take off the clothes no matter how he took them off, so he simply said: "If you die, you will die, you will die together, this little beast, God can't kill you......"

After that, Hua Murong ran towards the 10,000-year-old snow pool like a gust of wind.

Su Xiaomeng was stunned, could it be that his own master was afraid of the cold? If that's the case, then it's a big deal!

So Su Xiaomeng hurriedly caught up with Hua Murong, and said while chasing: "Master! Don't do anything stupid! What if you die? Without you, how can you continue to act as an apprentice! ”

Hua Murong ignored Su Xiaomeng's advice, undressed, jumped into the snow pool, and froze the little ants to death, all in one go.

When Su Xiaomeng arrived at the Wannian Snow Pool, he saw that there were no flowers and trees on the water, only gurgling and bubbling somewhere.

No way? Could it be that his own master is not afraid of cold, but does not know water?

Then it's even worse, wow!

Su Xiaomeng took off her shoes and was about to jump into the 10,000-year-old snow pool, but before she could jump in, Hua Murong came out of the water, pinching something with her fingertips and smiling: "This little beast, it took a long time for the teacher to drown it!" Hahaha! Let you bite the god of Ben, and drown now! ”

Su Xiaomeng calmly put on her shoes and walked back: "Master, the apprentice will prepare water for you." ”

Hua Murong waved his hand: "Don't bother, just bathe here for the teacher." ”

Su Xiaomeng looked back at Hua Murong and said meaningfully: "Master, what you need to wash is not the body, but the brain." ”

Hua Murong was directly stunned in the 10,000-year-old snow pool. My own apprentice is really ...... Poisonous tongue...... He loves it!

Hua Murong obediently bathed with the hot water prepared by Su Xiaomeng, mint leaves and jasmine petals, and the whole body was fragrant after bathing.

When Su Xiaomeng helped Hua Murong wipe her hair, she specially praised Hua Murong's performance on the stage, what kind of waist and limbs are soft, the movements are soft, and the eyes are in place.

Hua Murong looked at Su Xiaomeng with a puzzled expression.

Su Xiaomeng looked back at Hua Murong with more confusion.

Hua Murong was stunned for a long time and asked, "What did you say?" Is the waist soft for the division? ”

Su Xiaomeng asked rhetorically: "Isn't it?" ”

Hua Murong denied it with a serious face: "No, the truth of the matter is that the ant climbed onto the waist of the teacher and bit the teacher, and the teacher wanted to twist his waist to kill it......"

No way???!!! Could it be that Hua Murong's divine performance is actually a divine misunderstanding???!!!!

Su Xiaomeng said that it was difficult to accept the truth of this fact, and shook Hua Murong's hand to wipe her hair, stunned for a long time, and then asked, "Then what's the matter with your soft movements?" ”

Hua Murong covered his face shyly: "Ants can still kill elephants!" The teacher was bitten by that ant and lost his strength......"

Saying that, Hua Murong explained: "In fact, the strength of the teacher is still very large, for example, for the teacher can kill the roaring dog of the Erlang Shenjun family with one punch, step on the divine bird of the Jade Emperor with one foot, and slap the door of the Taishang Laojun Palace......"

The truth is up, it turns out that the Jade Emperor's divine bird was trampled to death by Hua Murong.

Su Xiaomeng was a little confused, and hurriedly said: "Stop!" Stop! One more question, what's the matter with your sad eyes that seem like you've lost your love? ”

"Broken love?" Hua Murong looked at Su Xiaomeng, "How can it be a sad look of lovelorn?" As a teacher, I was bitten by that little beast and felt uncomfortable, and I couldn't scratch it, I couldn't fight it, and I couldn't hold it back! ”

Yes! No more! That's a huge amount of information!

The emotional big guy thinks that the waist is soft, but in fact, Hua Murong wants to kill the ants on the waist? The dance steps are soft, but in fact, they are bitten by ants and lose their strength? The sad eyes like a broken love, in fact, are the helplessness of wanting to fight ants but can't?

Forehead drop god! Master, how good is your character to have such extreme luck?

Hua Murong saw that his apprentice was stunned and did not move, and the towel blocked his vision, so he couldn't help but open the towel and looked at Su Xiaomeng suspiciously: "Apprentice, what's wrong with you?" ”

Su Xiaomeng reacted, and then looked at Hua Murong with a pair of sparkling eyes: "Master, let's go buy lottery tickets, shall we?" (To be continued.) )