"This brother?" Wu Yi asked cautiously. The headless man www.biquge.info pen "Fun" Pavilion subconsciously paused, and then slowly turned around, who let him have no head to turn. "What's the matter?" The voice is low, as if talking with your mouth covered. Wu Yi circled around him back and forth several times, but he didn't find where his mouth was. "You can't be talking with your asshole, right?"

"You're sick, right, what are you staring at other people's butts?" People were not happy, and they covered their buttocks and looked at Wu Ill unhappily. Well, let's just look at Wu Ill, although I can't find where his eyes are, I can still feel the gaze. "Haha, brother, your costume is so realistic, I was almost scared of you." Wu Yi snorted and sent a sycophant by the way.

"Of course, I'm all leather! By the way, you're fine, I'm going home. "It's okay, it's okay, you get busy first, I'll go back, oh yes, take a picture with me, come to eggplant!" After taking the photo, Wu was angry and found the Luo turtle who was basking in the sun with Erlang's legs crossed, and there were many swimsuit girls next to him, which looked very eye-catching. "I brought the shell if I knew it, I just heard that there is a turtle immortal, I pretend to be like it."

"You're like a basket! You make fun of me! "What's wrong with that?" Wu sat beside Luo Gu angrily and said, "People are normal people, why do you say that people are undead, and I will be tempted like a fool." Luo Turtle said contemptuously, "Then how do you conclude that he is an ordinary person?" Have you seen him? There are also ordinary people among the undead, okay! ”

"People can talk, and they are not as stupid as Stella mother and daughter, and you still say that he is not an ordinary person?" "Stella can also speak, and the household appliances make it easier than you, a modern person, why don't you say it?" Wu Zhi stiffened his neck and said, "You're raising the bar!" Luo Turtle waved his hand and said, "You're okay, Stella, it's strange that they can talk to you?" You don't know a foreign language at all, let alone an otherworldly language. ”

As soon as Luo Gui said this, Wu Yi also reacted, "What you said is true, I still wonder at first, thinking that Chinese has been popularized to the other world?" "Of course not, the soul power of the creatures of the undead realm is much stronger than yours, they don't have the so-called language at all, people rely on spirit to communicate, sometimes a look is faster than your home broadband."

"Then how did they understand what I said?" "What words say is what you think, so you don't have to disagree with them, they're much more reliable than a lie detector or something." Wu Yi instantly sweated in his head, fortunately he didn't have any bad intentions, if they didn't move and attacked in the middle of the night, even if they had nine lives, it would not be enough. "But with your little intelligence, you can't hide things in your heart at all, so it's a blessing in disguise."

Luo Gui's words, Wu Yi understood that he was praising himself.

Wu Yi squatted obscenely beside Luo Gui and said, "Then how do you conclude that people are undead?" "Originally, it was just a suspicion, after all, people will not unload the four words I am an undead on the face, but after you went, I was sure, first of all, Chinese is not very popular in Japan, and even very resistant, you just happened to meet someone who can speak Chinese is not so coincidental, most of them are spiritual communication, and second, who have you seen hit the wall like this, and the blood is not fake, your dog's nose is stuffy?"

Okay, what Luo Gu said is really the Tao, and Wu Yi has no room for refutation at all.

Pulled out the bolt from Sophia's backpack and held it in his hand to strengthen his courage, "Bolt, if you are in danger, remember to save me first, I am an ordinary person, you can't die if you are beaten twice." The bolt said depressedly, "I'm going to hurt too, okay, forget it, I'd better get myself a magic shield first." As soon as the words fell, Wu Yi was dragged up, one hand was raised high, his body was already in the air, and Wu Yi was able to reach the ground on tiptoe.

But this has already caused a commotion, I have seen a ballet dancer walking on tiptoe, but I have never seen Wu Yi walking on his toes like this, oh that's not walking, you obviously see that he is not moving much and has floated out. "Could it be a dummy? You see, he doesn't move at all! "I think it could be a robot, or it could be some kind of performance art." Wu Yi could only pretend to be "I'm busy, you guys are making a fuss!" ”

Finally arrived at the headless man who hit the wall, there are basically no people here, Wu is very generous and naturally sags, no longer have to stretch his feet straight, he was about to cramp just now. The embolus broke free from Wu Ill's hand and landed on Wu Ill's shoulder, and Wu Ill finally didn't have to float. Patting the non-existent dust on his body, Wu Yi said, "Brother, you are good enough to disguise!" ”

The headless man turned around and said, "What am I pretending to be, are you the person you were just now, what the hell is the matter with you?" "It's all a thousand-year-old vixen, so don't play with me and talk about fasting, show your true identity!" Wu Yi said and jumped away, holding eighty-eight and posing as Huang Feihong. "What kind of vixen and what chatter, what did Lao Tzu pretend?" The headless man expressed anger.

"Don't quibble, you're an undead!" "That's right! Wait, what do you mean by being mindless, you dare to scold me! "Wu Yi really didn't expect him to admit it happily, just memorized Luo Gui's words and prepared to be a detective Conan, this time it was all in vain." You don't even have a head, where did you get your brain? ”

"Who said you can't have no brains if you don't have a brain, what do you think this is?" Wu Yi was indeed frightened, and the headless man lifted his clothes, and inside was actually a huge brain, with many dense blood vessels on it, which looked very terrifying.

It's not that I haven't seen a brain, I don't know how much I have eaten pig brains and sheep brains, but it is the first time I have seen such a vigorous freshness, and Wu Yi said that his stomach is going to rebel. "Big brother, can you put on your clothes first, it's not good for you to scare the children like this, vomit!" Compared with Wu Disease, the embolus is much calmer, that is, his eyes are empty, his posture is very stiff, Wu Disease's vomiting is a little more intense, and he actually falls straight down.

Fortunately, we are not slow, otherwise the plug would have been bathing, after all, the smell of braised beef on our body is very rude. Directly put the bolt in his sleeve, Wu pretended to be calm and said, "You still say that you are not an undead?" "When did I say I wasn't an undead, you didn't ask me from beginning to end!" "Uh......" seems to be the case.

"Okay, can you tell me why you're hitting the wall here?" Seeing that this brainless doesn't seem to have any malice, Wu Yi plans to try to make peace with him. Mindless, he sat on the ground with some sadness and said, "Isn't this here to go home!" "Home? Can you go home if you hit the wall? Smoker not? Oh, sorry, you don't have a mouth. Wu Yigang was about to stuff himself in his mouth, but he didn't have the brain, grabbed it and inserted it into his belly button and said, "Who said you can't smoke without a mouth?" Give me a point! ”

Well, Wu has been smoking for more than ten years, and he has lit cigarettes for others countless times, but this is the first time to light a cigarette for the navel eye, which is really fresh enough! Seeing that the fire of the cigarette burned in, the smoke actually came out of his collar, like a chimney. "I heard people say that this is the fastest way to go to the underworld, and then I heard that the underworld is the realm of the undead, so I gave it a try."

This is simply a method of suicide, from another aspect, Tang Seng and they can also use this method when they go to the West Heaven, but there is no guarantee that you will not be robbed by the Hades side halfway. Wu Yi didn't care about his words, but asked excitedly, "Don't you smoke like this, don't your brains panic?" Will it be smoked into bacon? Brain atrophy is not easy to treat, do you want to drink some water? ”

Although he had no brains and no eyes, Wu Yi obviously felt that he was being stared at. "Are you sick in the head? This kind of thing doesn't do anything to us at all, so you'd better be careful with yourself, you might as well burp one day! "Okay, Wu Yi also knows that he smokes a little too much, but he can't control his hands, sometimes he is a little distracted, and when he comes back to his senses, he already has a cigarette in his hand.

"Who the hell are you, what's the matter?" "Oh, I'm the chairman of the subordinate committee of the Divine Realm, Hello Wu of the Transboundary Space Administration!" "Can you put it simply?" "It's to collect you outsiders and send them back to the original world." Brainless, he suddenly hugged Wu Yi's leg and said loudly: "I can be regarded as finding the ticket, if you don't send me back today, you don't want to go back!" (To be continued.) )