"A female phoenix I raised back then was stabbed to death by my fifth uncle. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Mu Tiandie clenched his fists and said hatefully: "A hundred-zhang long spear, poke it in from the buttocks, and poke it out of the mouth......"

The picture of the tragic death of the mother phoenix, Wei Wuji could fully imagine, but he didn't expect the fifth uncle back then to be so vicious.

Now that the fifth uncle's ability is limited, the cottage hoop spell can temporarily suppress the fifth uncle, but maybe one day, the fifth uncle will really turn the black chicken into a phoenix, and he must get a genuine hoop spell to feel at ease.

"It's disgusting!"

Falling from the sky, with too much dirt on his body.

Mu Tiandie smelled that there seemed to be a foul smell on her body, and hurriedly said: "Wuji, I want to take a bath, you avoid it!" ”

"I'm not going to peek."

Wei Wuji sat on the edge of the waterhole and said

"Back then, you peeked at me taking a bath, and after reincarnation, it must be hard to change."

Mu Tiandie didn't believe Wei Wuji's nonsense, and glared at Wei Wuji fiercely.

In the Grim Reaper's red envelope group, Black Widow suddenly bubbled up, discussing with her friends what kind of red envelope she should send.

"Wash the fairy well, I'll grab a red envelope!"

Wei Wuji got up as he spoke, and walked briskly into the cave in the distance.

Mu Tiandie jumped lightly, jumped onto the huge lotus leaves of the nine-colored lotus, and waved his bare hand, and a thick white mist filled the waterhole.

The white mist does not disperse and surrounds the waterhole.

Wei Wuji glanced at the entrance of the cave and couldn't see anything, but when his consciousness moved, he immediately saw clearly.

Mu Tiandie sat on the lotus leaf and was undressing.

After the two fairy clothes were taken off, they were directly put into the treasure bag.

Mu Tiandie was only wearing a red belly pocket, revealing a **** as white as jade, with two feet, and he was kicking the water and playing.

Wei Wuji was short of breath and completely forgot to grab the black widow's red envelope.

After Mu Tiandie got used to the pool water, he reached out to untie his belly pocket.

Don't look at indecent acts.

Wei Wuji slammed his head, and the clear picture disappeared immediately, leaving only a white mist.

Hearing a plop, Wei Wuji used his cultivation, and then went to peek, Mu Tiandie had already swam behind the nine-colored lotus.

The nine-colored lotus had magical power, and even if Wei Wuji used all his cultivation, he would not be able to see behind the flowers.

No way!

I'll rely on it again!

Why should you ignore such a good opportunity just now?

Confucius's words are not shallow in harm.

After Mu Tiandie discovered the magic of the nine-colored lotus, she hid behind and took a bath with confidence.

The sound of rushing water kept coming into Wei Wuji's ears, but unfortunately he could only listen to the sound and couldn't see the picture, which was too painful.

In the Grim Reaper red envelope group, although Black Widow didn't send a single red envelope, she successfully brought a rhythm.

Wei Wuji: Black Widow, how many men have you slept with? @黑寡妇

The group of friends who were forcing Black Widow to send red envelopes remained quiet for a moment.

Iron Man: That's a good question, and it's worth exploring.

Black Widow: That's a good question, I can't even remember it myself.

Wei Wuji was stunned, he thought that if he asked this, the Black Widow would be angry, but he didn't expect that instead of being angry, she took the initiative to count the number.

It can be calculated, and there is no accurate number.

Wei Wuji: You've slept with Captain America, Hulk, Hawkeye, etc., isn't it embarrassing to go on missions together?

Wei Wuji's two questions were the ones he wanted to know the most after watching the movie.

Black Widow: We haven't slept together, what's embarrassing?

Wei Wuji: It seems to make some sense.

Iron Man: But you haven't slept with me, that's not fair.

Tang Sanzang: There are still monks here, can you change the topic?

Iron Man: Buddha of the pit, you shouldn't be here now, right?

Tang Sanzang: Men and women are actually the same, but they are just white bones and flesh.

Iron Man: Occupy the pit Buddha, if you find a woman to try, you will know how big the difference is.

Tang Sanzang: Iron pimple, the poor monk is also a Buddha, aren't you afraid of retribution?

Iron Man: Retribution? Retribution is...... Hold the sun!

On Iron Man's side, there seems to be an emergency, and halfway through his words, there is no follow-up.

Isn't it true that there will be retribution?

It shouldn't be so spiritual, otherwise Tang Seng cursed whoever was unlucky.

Black Widow: The red envelope is here!

The black widow said that she really sent a red envelope.

Wei Wuji stretched out his hand and poked it, and the red envelope arrived.

Congratulations on grabbing a signed photo of Black Widow, which has been stored in a treasure chest and can be withdrawn for use.

Signed photo?

Wei Wuji clicked into the treasure chest and saw that in the photo, Natasha was wearing a fiery black tights, wrapped in a convex. The devil's figure is tilted backwards.

There is a species of spider called Black Widow.

This woman is the spider, and she is very venomous.

As long as it's a normal man, it's hard not to be attracted to her.

No wonder Captain America and the Hulk have fallen under Black Widow's pomegranate skirt.

Hulk: Stop playing, the captain has an urgent summoning.

Black Widow: See, bye-bye.

Iron Man: Hold the sun, I just have to squat in the toilet.

Iron Man has used what he has learned in Golden State.

Wei Wuji: Master, how is Black Widow's figure?

Tang Sanzang: Not bad.

Jiang Ziya: It's really good, the old man wants to pinch it.

Werewolf: Natasha was born Kefu, and the men she slept with were basically dead.

Jiang Ziya: Tiansha Lone Star, the old man likes it.

Wei Wuji stopped chatting with everyone, and went to the Heavenly Court Mall and the Reaper Mall to take a look, and the growth rate of Shande and Immortal Coins had slowed down significantly recently.

600 million yuan was invested in Yuanshui County, and many projects were completed one after another, and the gratitude in the hearts of the people gradually faded.

You have to urge the Jade Emperor, this doesn't give money, how to build the temple and do good deeds?

At this moment, there was a sound of rushing water in the pool, and Wei Wuji's consciousness moved, and he saw that Mu Tiandie had finished bathing, dressed, and lying on a lotus leaf to bask in the sun.

Wei Wuji secretly approached, pressed the shutter suddenly, and with a click, saved Mu Tiandie's beauty into his mobile phone.

"Show me what you have in your hand."

Mu Tiandie heard the sound of the shutter and immediately spread his hands to beg for it.

Take it to her, most likely or not, Wei Wuji hurriedly stuffed the phone into his pocket and said with a smile: "This thing is called a mobile phone, if the fairy likes it, I can buy one for you." ”

"Okay, I just want to see the world you live in right now."

Mu Tiandie's body moved, and she gently floated in front of Wei Wuji.

Although it can't fly into the sky, it's more than enough to fly close to the ground.

"Tomorrow!"

Wei Wuji looked at Mu Tiandie carefully, and said with a smile: "I'll go buy you a dress first, and if you dress like this on the street, you will be treated as filming." ”

The beauty of ancient costumes and long skirts is quite beautiful, but different times have different ways of wearing, and you have to follow the customs when you enter the countryside.

Wei Wuji immediately left Taoyuan Valley, planning to go to the Black Chicken Group first, compress all the picked fruits into juice, and then go to buy clothes for Mu Tiandie.

As soon as he came out of the valley, he smelled a strange fragrance coming, turned his head, and saw Mutian Butterfly floating behind like a ghost.

it!

Wei Wuji was taken aback and scolded, "Can you walk well?" ”

"I can fly, why do you want to go?"

Mu Tiandie's words made Wei Wuji unable to refute.

"Forget it, whatever you want, but if you keep floating like this, you will definitely be arrested for dissection and research."

Wei Wuji thought for a long time and sighed helplessly.

"What does it mean to dissect?"

Mu Tiandie blinked her eyes and asked curiously.

"It's to cut open your stomach and take out your internal organs."

Wei Wuji wanted to scare her.

"Hmph, I see who dares!"

Mu Tiandie's right hand flipped, and a sword appeared in his hand, and said, "My butterfly sword is not used to chop wood. ”

Wei Wuji rubbed his temples with both hands, only to feel that if he took Mu Tiandie out of the mountain, he would definitely be miserable by her. (To be continued.) )