Chapter Fifty-Seven: The Battle of the Dinner Table
"You guys don't make a fuss. The pen %fun %pavilion www.biquge.info "Hong Kang helped his forehead," the suicide bombs have come out, and you shouldn't have any other tricks for the middle-aged and elderly. "Bow," thank you for sending 135 million...... I know there must be a trap that I don't know about, but thank you that the trap that saved you from thinking hard is useless. ”
"Sana opens up, Rui Wen shakes her soul and roars, Sword Ji Laurent's heart eye knife, Bobby opens big, take it away in a wave!"
Hong Kang said and waved his hand.
In an instant, the final movement of Suona's wild dance played. Zhu Hongzhi, who was about to activate the collision time bomb on his body, heard the song and danced, and then Rui Wen raised his hand to interrupt the sword, let out an angry roar, and put his hand into his arms Boss Hao, who instantly froze.
Fiona leaned sideways in front of Hong Kang, holding her back with one hand and erecting her sword with the other, blocking any attack that might come in front of her.
Poppy spun a sledgehammer twice as tall as her, and after charging it, it burst out!
Hearing only the sound of 'Peng', Boss Hao and Zhu Hongzhi flew out far away, and three seconds later, an explosion came.
Immediately afterwards, countless residents poked their heads out and discussed suspiciously.
"The botanical garden has finally been demolished?"
"When will the children's park be built?"
In the midst of the discussion, Hong Kang reached out and touched Lin Lili's brain, "I'm sorry that I didn't have the ability to solve this matter within a reasonable range, but as you can see, everyone else in this room except you has more or less abnormal abilities." ”
Lin Lili said weakly: "Next, do you want to take a flashlight and brainwash me?" ”
Hong Kang crooked his eyes and thought for a moment, "I don't know, wait for me to call my boss and ask how to solve this matter." ”
Hong Kang dialed Qin Zhengping's number, and after connecting, he narrated the matter.
After a moment of silence, the other end of the phone replied: "Within thirty minutes, the demolition team will arrive at the botanical garden one after another to carry out formal demolition, and you can just look at the rest." ”
Hong Kang hung up the phone.
"Well, that's probably it, it seems that there is no need for brainwashing."
Lin Lili cried with joy and cried bitterly in Hong Kang's arms.
"Don't cry, don't cry, it's me who is bad, it's me who shouldn't lie to you, it's me who is bad." Hong Kang hugged Lin Lili and patted her back gently, and after a while, Lin Lili fell asleep, he put Lin Lili on the sofa and covered it with a thin quilt.
"Poppy, close the door, the others follow me upstairs." Hong Kang commanded quietly.
Thirty seconds later, in the hall on the second floor, everyone gathered, and even Caitlin, who had gone to catch Tang Hao, happened to come back.
"Now there is a very serious problem," Hong Kang said, "There are more and more of our families, and I can't cook a meal." ”
Rui Wen quietly raised her hand, "That...... I ate very little. ”
In an instant, several pairs of eyes converged on Rui Wen.
"Can you pick up a epee of the same weight as you if you eat less?" Fiona revealed that she and Rui Wen belong to different camps, although Hong Kang is here, she will not really live or die, but she will never give up any opportunity to hit the other party.
"Really!" Rui Mengmeng said urgently: "I only eat five bowls of rice at a meal!" ”
Hong Kang rolled his eyes, five bowls are less? You must know that he only eats six bowls in one meal!
"That ......," Nedley wrestled her paws, "there's something I've been embarrassed to tell you......"
Under Hong Kang's busy gaze, Nedri continued: "The meal you gave me is a little small, only enough for me to eat." But instinct told me that if I told you, you would be shocked, so I held back and didn't say anything. But today......" a cold light flashed in his eyes, "if it weren't for hunger, I would have killed those two men before they came in, so I felt I had to tell you about it." ”
Hong Kang: "......"
"Speaking of food," Fiona said, "Saona and I both belong to the noble class of Demacia, although it is not that we are unable to endure hardship, but daily life is also rich and beautiful, but in your place, although the quality of desserts after the meal is good, but the quality of the etiquette and materials before the meal is too unsatisfactory, if it is not for the innovative method of planting flowers, I think it will be difficult for me to persist until now." ”
Sana nodded in agreement.
Hong Kang turned his head to look at Caitlin, and when it came to her family background, she was the best among those here.
Caitlin chewed gum and said indifferently: "Don't look at me, my sister only needs criminals and bubble gum to be enough, as for delicious food or something, I was tired of eating it before I was 14 years old." But seriously, the food you make tastes okay, the ingredients are too poor, and the nutritional value is also very poor. ”
Hong Kang silently hid in the corner of the wall and drew circles.
Fiona proposed: "In the past, it was okay if you didn't have money, but now that you have 135 million, you should also learn to improve your life and learn to become a nobleman." ”
"That's it!" Caitlyn flicked her long hair, "I don't want to bring you home and you're still the same old hat." ”
In an instant, Rui Wen stood with her sword in her hand, "The matter has not ended, don't jump to conclusions, if you want to take Hong Kang away, ask me about the sword in my hand first." ”
Fiona pulled out the blue steel stabbing sword at her waist and stopped in front of Rui Wen, "Even a broken sword, dare to be presumptuous here!" ”
Rui Wen said coldly: "An opponent like you, even if the sword is broken, I can hold it." ”
Hong Kang in the corner of the wall spoke silently, "Why do you want to argue? Anyway, I'm going to marry ten wives. ”
In an instant, the women turned their heads and sneered, and their intertwined eyes burst into fierce sparks.
Poppy quietly walked up to Hong Kang and said, "In Demacia, nobles can marry many wives, but in Noxus, no one cares how many wives the strong have. But you're neither a nobleman nor strong enough now, so ......"
Before Poppy could finish speaking, Caitlyn burst the bubbles and interjected, "Brother, although I have had dozens of heart-to-heart intersections with you for some reason and felt your love for me, it doesn't mean that I won't marry you." ”
The slender legs moved, and he came to Hong Kang, so let's chirp.
"Behave well and don't disappoint your sister."
Caitlyn walked back to her room, closed the door, and then Fiona said, "Remember you and my March covenant, and if you can't do it, I'll kill you with my own hands and step into the marriage hall with your corpse." ”
With a declaration that 'the glory of the Laurent family cannot be discredited', Fiona entered her house and closed the door.
……
Night.
Lin Lili got up from the sofa, looked at the people gathered around the dinner table, eating like everyone else, and said: "What happened this afternoon is not a dream, there is really a bomber threatening Hong Kang, and there are really people who are willing to spend 135 million to buy me, right?" ”
Hong Kang snatched a piece of braised pork from Rui Wen's hand, stuffed it into his mouth, and said while chewing: "Why do you want to do so much, eat and eat." ”
"Oh." Lin Lili answered, knowing that the matter was indeed true, she sat down at the table, looked at a big pot full of braised pork, and a table of food, and asked, "Is anyone coming today?" How to make so many delicious foods? ”
Hong Kang pointed at Ruiwen, "Isn't this already here." ”
Lin Lili looked at Rui Wen, then at a large table full of dishes, and smiled.
"You're lying again, how can this sister come alone, how can she eat so many dishes." Turning his head to look at the rice cooker, his mouth opened into an 'O' shape, "Three rice cookers, how many people are going to come today?" ”
"Who has the kung fu to lie to you at this time," Hong Kang pouted, and snatched a piece of braised pork from Rui Wen's hand, since Jian Ji, Qin Nu and others learned to use chopsticks, it has been difficult for him to grab good dishes at the dinner table, and now he finally came to Rui Wen, who still can't use chopsticks, if he doesn't grab it a few times, he can't help but have more than 20 years of experience with chopsticks.
"Don't rob me of food!" Rui Wen said dissatisfied.
"Slightly~" Hong Kang grimaced and stuck out his tongue, "Just rob you, just rob you." ”
"You forced me!" Rui Wen shouted angrily and took out the broken sword, only to see a flash of cold light, and the chopsticks in Hong Kang's hand were broken into four.
"It's really tasteless to use weapons at the dinner table." Fiona sneered, not missing any opportunity to hit Riven.
"You use chopsticks as a sword, you are not qualified to say such things!"
The two looked at each other angrily, and Hong Kang silently changed a pair of new chopsticks and continued to join the fight.
(ps: a little cardin, the second update will be made up tomorrow.) )