Yunze. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

It was already noon when I arrived at the post house, and the officials of the post house knelt at the door, "Congratulations to Mrs. Liang!" ”

I pretended to say a word, and they led me in, and along the way began to introduce the customs of Yunze.

It is still more than thirty miles away from Yundu, but we will stay here for one night and wait for the envoys of Yunze to come and greet us tomorrow.

I'm an idle, after lunch I let people find a little maid who is familiar with the terrain to accompany me to stroll, Yunze men's beauty is famous, white skin, soft facial features, waist and limbs are the most preferred type of women nowadays. Yunze has a mild and humid climate, a high-yield corn textile industry, and a stable life for the people.

Originally, the king of Jin Yao had thought of directly occupying Yunze, but although the people of Yaoguo were strong and brave, they were not good at farming, and they didn't know anything about business. Although the Yunze people are not as strong as the Yaoguo people, they are arrogant, and they would rather starve than go far to teach them the methods of farming and the way of doing business.

Yaoguo people guard the hens that can only lay golden eggs, but they don't know how to raise them, and they can't let the hens starve to death, so the Khan King of Jin Yao can also think about it, and directly return to Jin Yao with the people and horses, and the unlucky emperor who released Yun Ze stipulated how much tribute Yun Ze should pay every year.

On weekdays, except for Jin Yaoguo's provocation in the cloud border, the topics of Yunze's women's lives revolve around 'beautiful men' and 'husbands'.

I watched some blue-eyed people on the street speak in an awkward Yunze accent, and the vendors who sold goods were also not surprised, and they were very happy to talk to the 'crooked nuts' who bargained.

I see that there are also porcelain products sold on the roadside, sugar gourds, small restaurants, teahouses, cloth shops, jewelry and fat powder......

After a walk, my legs are not like my own, I found a teahouse to sit down, and the little envoy I called as a free guide wanted to freeze the elegant room, and I saw that the second floor was deserted and there were no fireworks, and I decisively stayed on the first floor. Listen to the girls sitting together in twos and threes to discuss gossip.

Female A: "Have you heard that the empress dowager of the Liang Kingdom is coming to our Yunze." “

Female B: "Yo, and this matter, you are well-informed!" “

Female A: "Hey, I have a relative waiting in the post house, and I heard that Mrs. Liang has been in Yunze for only two days." ”

Female C: "Then do you know what Mrs. Liang is doing in our Yunze?" ”

Female A: "I don't know about this, we Yunze don't have any friendship with them~ Isn't it a birthday celebration for Her Majesty the Empress?" ”

The waitress heard someone talking about me getting up and trying to stop it, but I stopped me. "Don't worry, it's okay to listen."

Female C was triumphant: "Hey, you don't understand!" This Liang lady is ostensibly here to celebrate the empress's birthday, but in fact she is here to get married! “

Female B: "Marriage? ”

Female C: "Yes, I want to marry our sixth prince." ”

Female A: "Oh my God! The Six Princes?! ”

Female B pretended to beckon to the two companions mysteriously, and then whispered (in fact, I can hear it~): "I heard that the six princes are domineering because of their noble status, and their appearance is very ugly, they can be called the first ugly man in Yunze!" ”

Female C: "Huh? The first ugly man?! Isn't that an exaggeration? ”

Nu Yi shook her head: "My cousin is on an errand in the palace, and she has seen the six princes. This is what she told me personally, how can it be fake? ”

Female A: "Huh? No, didn't someone say that the six princes were the first beautiful men? ”

Female B shook her head again, "Those four princes are the first beautiful men, but it's a pity that the famous grass has a master, otherwise what a beautiful man would be under me~"

The female armor sneered: "You will think when you arrive, but you can dream!" ”

Female C: "Then again, if I were the lady of Liang, I would rather never marry for the rest of my life than marry an ugly, faceless, and domineering man!" Isn't that worthy of sin? I didn't dare to go to bed at night......"

The three of them burst into laughter!

Female B: "What's this, when the time comes, I will have to accept a few more beautiful and beautiful Xiaojun." ”

Nujia began to pour cold water again: "How could the six princes be so domineering and let their wives accept Xiaojun, if this is the case, he was still a young prince in the last second, and he was killed by the six princes and turned into a dried human corpse in the next second!" Is the emperor's son a good match? ”

The female nodded sneeringly, and reacted again: "No matter what you say, the lady of Liang is also a princess of a country, and she will always fill the harem when she ascends to the big treasure in the future!" ”

"That has to be in the future, anyway, in our Yunze day, that unlucky lady won't think about the beautiful male waiter! There is a fierce husband in the family! The female armor chief sighed!

The three drinking friends picked up their wine glasses, all with bitter expressions.

"Speaking of which, Mrs. Liang is also the same person as us!" Female B threw a peanut into her mouth, "Respect Mrs. Liang!" “

Female A and Female C said in unison: "Respect us!" ”

After that, the three of them drank the wine in the glass, and began to talk about the bottom of the sea again!

The waitress was in a cold sweat when she heard this, and her face was so pale that she didn't dare to look up at me, and her body was trembling.

I don't feel anything, and it's not really me anyway. And from an outsider's point of view, what they say is quite interesting.

I solved two cups of tea and a few small plates of snacks, and I felt that there was something in my stomach, and my heart was much fuller!

As I was leaving, I saw the messenger staring at the three of them, and I silently lit a piece of wax in my heart for the three unlucky guys who didn't know how to restrain themselves. Woe to the mouth, young man!

Don't put more pressure on the waitress when she is facing Mrs. Liang! This is the biggest person she has ever seen in her life, she has been working hard to introduce the customs and customs of Yunze all the way, and it is easy to coax this big man to have a good impression of this place, but she went to a teahouse, and her good impression was ruined! If Her Royal Highness is not happy to ask Your Majesty for another copy, then the small pavilion envoy of their post house will lose her job at the least, and lose her head at the worst!

Lan Yu was unfair for me, and mocked the embassy envoy sourly: "The people of Yunze have a good atmosphere and are well educated!" I was taught! “

The envoy's face was red and white, and he was speechless.

"It's just a few ignorant people, you can't generalize, just teach them to have a long memory, don't take it too seriously."

I gave the embassy a step down, after all, it's not good to lose face to the host on someone's turf. "It's just a trivial matter, don't take it too seriously, and this palace will definitely not take it seriously." I looked at the frightened envoy and comforted him.

The envoy wiped the cold sweat from the corners of his forehead, and carefully exhaled a breath of turbidity, feeling that this Mrs. Liang was really kind and gentle, and her bearing was extraordinary.

But those three people, huh! The envoy glanced back at them, his eyes resentful like arrows coated with venom!

The three big-hearted women were still talking and laughing, unaware of the danger approaching them.

When I returned to the inn, I was exhausted, lying on my bed, silently fantasizing about the object of my mission.

I heard that he was ugly and shameless, and I didn't know if it was true or not. But in terms of means alone, my 'fiancé' is very capable. Strategizing, in the women's society, with the body of a man, he will master all the Liang countries, such a person is really not easy to mess with!

Alas ~ I must protest! This pit daddy's mission! The target of the strategy is so difficult to deal with the original owner himself, and the big and small troubles are constant, and the information is incomplete! The old lady in the sauce purple went on strike!

After the belly slander, the depression in my heart was slightly relieved~

I pulled the quilt over my head and went to sleep!