(Weakly say it, ask for recommendations and collections~~)

When everyone in front of the computer saw this comment, they couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Big brother, are you a monkey from Mars? Do you know who that one upstairs you are? He is the master who stomps his feet, and Huaxia will be shaken.

Don't say that you are just a little novice author, even if you are one of those so-called online gods, someone else can crush you to death with a little finger. And it is said that this big man has a bad temper, offend him, you take jujube pills!

Just when everyone was wiping a cold sweat for this outspoken Qin Ming, Qi Lian'an looked at the computer screen with great interest, and his eyes couldn't help but narrow.

"This Qin Ming is interesting, others don't even dare to say anything when they see me, but he still dares to provoke me. Funny, really funny. The corners of Qi Lian'an's mouth raised slightly, and he said with a smile. But the bodyguard on the side looked at him, but he felt that his back was going to get wet.

Qi Lian'an, smiling tiger. This nickname is not in vain, whenever he smiles at someone, this is the most alarming moment, because you don't know when a knife will suddenly reach out from your back and give you a fatal blow.

"Xiao Li, do you think that a weak person, a weak person who dares to resist the strong, can make him feel desperate?" Qi Lian'an leaned back in the chair slightly, and asked the secretary next to him with a smile.

It was none other than Li Changlu, who Zhang Jingtian had bribed at that time, and Zhang Jingtian was like a dog at that time.

But looking at his current appearance, where is he still majestic at the beginning, I saw that Li Changlu immediately leaned down and bowed his head after hearing this, and replied resignedly: "The villain is stupid and doesn't know the answer." ”

After serving Qi Lian'an for a few years, Li Changlu naturally knows when to say it and when to pretend to be a fool. He knew very well that Qi Lian'an didn't really ask him now, it was just what he said to himself, and if you answered, whether it was right or wrong, it would be regarded as a provocation to him, and you might be able to find your body in a river the next day, and guarantee that your relatives and family would also suffer accidents.

This is Qi Lian'an, one of the two giants of Chinese culture.

No one can provoke his majestic giants!

"Oh? You don't know? Whenever something is asked to you, and you always say that you don't know, then what use do I want from you? Qi Lian'an said slowly with a smile, and almost scared Li Changlu to pee his pants as soon as he said this, but when he was about to kneel on the ground and beg for mercy, Qi Lian'an changed his words: "But seeing that you have served me for many years, then forget it." ”

"There is no better way to make a weak man who thinks he can defy his fate feel despair than to kick him into the abyss when he is successful. Could he still be able to provoke me so loudly at that time, interesting, it was really funny. Qi Lian'an smiled slightly, but his face was sickly flushed.

"Originally, he was just a disgusting Peng Qingshui's plaything, but I didn't expect him to be able to write a work like "The Legend of Wukong" after being suppressed by me, and he was really an excellent plaything." Li Changlu, who heard this behind him, felt sad for Qin Ming, an unknown little person, because he was actually treated as a plaything by Qi Lian'an, so his fate was naturally not much better.

But then he shook his head, dispelled the distractions in his mind, and returned to an indifferent expression on his face. He didn't know what Qin Ming's fate would be, but he knew that if Qi Lian'an's current expression was seen, then his fate would definitely not be much better.

"Buzz~" At this time, the mobile phone in Li Changlu's pocket suddenly vibrate, he quickly took it out and looked at it, then lowered his head and presented it to Qi Lian'an with both hands.

"Oh~" Qi Lian'an looked at the caller's name displayed on the mobile phone screen, his eyes couldn't help narrowing, and after thinking for a while, he connected the phone.

"Well, I'm Qi Lian'an......" Qi Lian'an seemed to be very familiar with the other party, and they chatted after a while.

After half a ring, Qi Lian'an ended the call, handed the phone to Li Changlu, and just wanted to say something, when another call came.

Looking at the contact, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, and he said in a low voice: "It seems that the person is getting more and more interesting." ”

The third call.

The fourth call.

……

In just one hour, more than a dozen phone calls came.

And when Li Changlu on the side looked at the caller's name, he was even more frightened and pale. Those people, everyone's energy in Huaxia is huge and terrifying.

Maybe one or two people are nothing to Qi Lian'an, but if there are more than a dozen people, even he has to give up a few points, because these people all control the backbone of many fields in Huaxia.

Qi Lian'an, who finally ended the last call, also felt a little tired. But his face was still a sickly flush, his eyes flashed with an inexplicable essence, and he muttered: "I didn't expect so many people to come and beg me for such a little plaything as you, interesting, really interesting." Do you really want to know more and more about the expressions of the guys who intercede for you after you fail, is it sadness? Is it regret? Or remorse? Even then, Peng Qingshui, how wonderful is your expression? ”

Before the words fell, he motioned to the secretary on the side to type for him in front of the computer, and when he said a word, Li Changlu quickly typed. After half a ring, Qi Lian'an left the chair and walked towards the room, muttering to himself as he walked: "This time it should be a favor, I hope you won't make me feel bored at that time, Qin Ming." ”

Li Changlu and the bodyguards also hurriedly followed, and the room that became empty for a while, only the computer screen was still flickering.

At this time, the people who were still watching in the comment area were stunned and confused. Even Qin Ming himself couldn't help but be confused, this, what happened? I don't have to cross over, do I?

He pinched his thigh hard, huh, no response?.

Oh, it wasn't my feet.

Not my feet? it! What the hell is this!

Qin Ming paused for a moment, and his body suddenly bounced up from the chair. Suddenly turned his head away, and waited.

I saw Cheng Hao standing beside him, staring at Qin Ming with a straight death demon eye as if he wanted to kill someone, and at the same time rubbing the flesh of his thighs that had just been pinched red by Qin Ming.

"Hey, why are you at my house? You pervert can't be here to attack me at night, are you? "Huh? Isn't it morning? What the hell is Night Raid?

"Staring~~~"

"Hey, hey, at most, I won't pursue you for trespassing."

"Staring~~~"

Cheng Hao was still staring at Qin Ming with dead eyes, although the direction of that gaze seemed to be a little wrong, but looking at his remnant face, Qin Ming was also a little embarrassed, touched his nose, blushed and said, "Okay, blame me." I just pinched you, it's not right for me, at most I'll have lunch later. ”

Hearing this, Cheng Hao withdrew his Death Eye, helped his glasses, and said seriously: "Since you invited me to lunch so sincerely, then I will be disrespectful." By the way, I was just looking at the computer behind you. ”

"Damn!!! You return my lunch!!! A sound of killing pigs suddenly came from the room, and the neighbor next door thought something was happening, and hurriedly stuck his head out of the window to look around.

After a while, Qin Ming sat back on the chair, and of course, there was an extra black-bellied man next to him, Cheng Hao.

I saw a comment refreshed in the comment area, and this also made many monks confused.

Qi Lian'an: Qin Ming, I'll give you a few years, and I hope that you will be able to grow to the height I expect by then. Whether it's your so-called comics, or the so-called two-dimensional. Of course, if you don't get to that point, I'll let you know how bad the consequences of another old man being bored can be.

This comment is neither long nor short, not even 100 words are enough, but after reading this, Qin Ming and Cheng Hao looked at each other.

Excuseme？

Whathappen？

If Qin Ming didn't have Alzheimer's disease and remembered correctly, wasn't that Qi Lian'an targeting and suppressing himself before? Why did you suddenly say good things about yourself? This comment is read horizontally and vertically, or backwards, it is all good to say, right?

Qin Ming couldn't figure out what medicine Qi Lian'an was selling in this gourd, but he knew that as long as Qi Lian'an was willing to give him a few years and didn't suppress himself, then he would definitely grow to a height that Qi Lian'an couldn't ignore.

Out of politeness, Qin Ming still thanked Qi Lian'an for his comments in the comment area. Then he turned his head, stared at Cheng Hao's eyes that were obviously like a giant panda, and said in a deep voice, "Where did you go a few days ago?" Why don't you even answer a phone? I thought you were caught by that leprechaun. ”

"I came home the other day and forgot to bring my phone back. Besides, a handsome person like me, how can he be worthy of a mere goblin, at least at the level of an angel. Cheng Hao yawned, although his tone was brisk, Qin Ming still felt his exhaustion deeply.

In the past few days, he has been working hard...... For our second dimension, we must have suffered a lot......

When Qin Ming heard this, he thought for a while, didn't ask questions, didn't say much, just grabbed Cheng Hao's neck and walked towards the door.

"Hey, hey, don't mess around, where do you want to take me? I'm telling you, I'm not a guy, your brother and my sexual orientation are absolutely normal! ”

"Don't say so much, you still want to be by me like a bear? I'd rather be chubby, I'd not you. ”

"Qin Ming."

"Huh?"

"I recorded that just now, and I sent it to Chubby."

“……”

“……”

"Ahhh!!hhh You girl, hurry up and withdraw it for me, my soul is light! I don't want to be a pervert!! ”

"Then you tell me first, where do you want to take me, I'd rather die."

"Okay, I'll have lunch."

"It's only half past nine in the morning......"

"It's okay, let's have morning tea."

"No, I don't want to have morning tea with a pervert like you who wants to make a little fat, and I'm very sleepy right now and want to sleep."

"The waitresses there are beautiful."

"Superficial, where am I such a mortal."

"Wearing a cheongsam, white thighs ......"

"Don't say it, please take me to ......"

In this way, Qin Ming and Cheng Hao walked out shoulder to shoulder, but the comment area was lively at this time.

Please call me His Highness the Demon King: Just now, I read that right, right? Old man Qi Lian'an said Qin Ming's cartoons? And that two-dimensional? Didn't Qin Ming write "The Legend of Wukong"?

Blue Mountain Logs: I see! It turns out that this Qin Ming is that Qin Ming!! Oh my God, it turns out that Qin Ming is so powerful! It's genius.

Please call me His Royal Highness the Demon King: What the hell is it up there to talk about? Let's explain it to me.

Young Empress: Don't shout, Qin Ming of "The Legend of Wukong" is actually the cartoonist Qin Ming! I really didn't expect him to be so powerful, I like his "Slam Dunk" so much, but it's a pity that he doesn't have a young girl, it's really a pity.

Blue Mountain Logs: Really? Then I'll hurry up and check and thank the young empress. Wait, the young empress, are you going farther and farther down the path of evil......

Young Empress: What do you know! Young girls are the truth! Young girls are king!!

……

Soon, when some people in the comment area spread the matter, Qin Ming once again became a hot word on the Internet, and once surpassed the search volume of "The Legend of Wukong".

Qin Ming, comics, and qmfun became everyone's topic for a while.