"Wu Lao Er! I'm x your second uncle! Banana, you rotten watermelon......" Wu Zhi has been scolding Wu Lao Er for three hours, and there is no repeat sentence until now, even the neighbors have gathered around to see the excitement, although they all know that Wu Zhi is a gangster, but Wu Zhi has not done anything bad except for teasing Mo Lian, and he also helps the widow cross the road from time to time, etc., and now this spitting star is flying, and it is rare to see bloodshot eyes. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Aunt Wang stabbed Wang Jianqiang and asked, "Lao Wang, you are closest to Xiao Wu, who is he with?" Wang Jianqiang said frantically, "You are old enough to be my grandmother, can you not call me Lao Wang?" Aunt Wang glanced at him and said, "People call it keeping their minds young, and I don't know that your daughter-in-law was blind and followed you, so I want me to say that you should be single for the rest of your life!" I'll sue your daughter-in-law when I turn around! ”

Aunt Wang's broken mouth is a well-known gossip, Zhang's family Li Jiaxiao has nothing she doesn't know, Wang Jianqiang hurriedly begged for mercy for his own happiness and said, "Hey, isn't Sister Wang joking with you, don't you take it to heart, I still have some leftovers, or you take it back to feed the cat?" "Aunt Wang is easy to satisfy, as long as it is cheap, no matter how big or small, it will be unbearable even for Wu to scold the street, and go straight to "There is a restaurant outside"

Lao Xie has a son named Xie Dong. It is said that the old Xie saw how the bad guy was made of an accident, Xie Dong and Xie Wendong are completely extreme, Xie Dong this kid dreams of making a fortune every day but does not do his job, and is as timid as a mouse, he can run up the roof with a little wind and grass, his goddess is Mo Lian, if there is nothing to do, he will run to the black-hearted pharmacy to pretend to have a headache and brain fever, as long as the black-hearted thief comes back, he can disappear at a speed of more than eighty miles.

Xie Dong was at this time, Xiaolian was long and Xiaolian was short and screamed, claiming that he had made a corn, and asked Mo Lian to help him take a look, but he didn't find that the black-hearted thief had been standing behind him silently for a long time. Xie Dong may have let the embolus add the wind technique, and the rubbing disappeared, leaving only a slipper, Lao Mo sighed, "Another athlete is wasted!" ”

Mo Lian looked at Wu's crazy appearance, and said worriedly, "Dad, Brother Wu, is he okay?" Lao Mo took Mo Lian and walked home, and said impatiently, "If you have something, you don't care, hurry home quickly, it's definitely not good to get involved with this kid!" Xiaomo still couldn't resist Lao Mo, and was dragged home, but when he turned the corner, he saw a police car parked in front of the disease-free door, and he couldn't help but ask, "Do the police still care about scolding the street?" ”

Two men and two women got out of the police car, one of them was Huang Mai and his assistant Xiaopang, a non-mainstream girl, and the two were wearing police uniforms with serious expressions, especially after discovering that Wu was ill and scolding, their brows were even more furrowed.

Huang Mai went up and covered Wu Ai's mouth, "I said, who are you talking to?" Don't you know that disturbing public order is a crime? Wu Yi stomped his feet and said, "It's not Wu Er, that old Wang Ba, do you see what he stuffed me here this time?" Mushroom! Super Mario, mushroom! The Mushroom Brothers, who had returned to their original appearance, were lying on the steps basking in the sun, in their words "It's for better photosynthesis, and one day they will poison Mario completely!" “

The two policemen looked at each other, although they knew the existence of the supernatural, but the one in front of them was more like a neurotic, or playing mentally retarded games and playing brain-dead. Xiao Pang and Huang Mai have personally learned Huang Mei's divine power, and they don't doubt Wu Ill's words at all, Xiao Pang squatted down and patted the angry face mushroom and said, "This is Super Mario's mushroom, it looks like it's still a secret!" ”

Wu Yi almost jumped up, for fear that the angry face mushroom would transform again, and his majestic posture would not be acceptable to the fragile point of his heart. Unexpectedly, this time, the angry face mushroom actually showed a comfortable expression this time, turned over and said, "Scratch the back, scratch the front, it's easy to scratch your face!" "Although I don't know what it means to scratch my face, but out of my love for cute things, little Pang Le's fart is upside down.

In this regard, Wu Yi could only secretly scold the prostitute in his heart, "Xiao Huang, how about the subsidy I told you last time?" Is the application down? Huang Mai dragged Wu Yi and ran to the car, "Come with me!" Wu Yi hugged the crooked neck tree and didn't let go, "I'll kidnap you?" First of all, do you want to be on the road? The four of them directly took Wu Yi down, "Get in the car first, let's talk about it, I have something to do with you!" “

Like throwing a sack, Wu Yi was thrown directly from the trunk, "Do you want me to take eighty-eight up?" "It's too late, let's go first, and then I'll talk about it, and the car just started a few steps before I saw Sophia rushing towards her, and the speed was almost stretching her out, "Change my Ernie Sutra back!" "Whoa!" The whole person went straight to the car.

The police were frightened when they drove. I couldn't help but say, "It's over, it's over, people were blown up by me!" The car was sunburned enough to be used as an electric baking pan, and Sophia directly turned into a puddle of liquid, but this also saved her from disintegrating, and it flowed in directly through the gap in the car window, and then it became a lump on Wu's sick leg! Wu Yi covered his ears and said to the police: "Turn on the air conditioner bigger!" ”

The two women next to her were frightened, Sophia was really scary, half-pulled her head in Wu Ai's hands, her body was lying on Wu Ai's feet, and she was pumping one after another, the most important thing is that she also melted, and the melt was the same as the ice cream that fell to the ground and stepped on it, the sense of déjà vu of this horror movie is too strong, and she didn't complain that people were excited to insert her fingers into Wu Ai's nostrils, Sophia glared at her, and he fainted directly.

As the temperature dropped, Sophia finally regained her human form, sitting in Wu Ai's arms, Huang Mai had never seen Sophia Wu Ai introduced, "Sophia, an artificial creature from the future, can't be killed or smashed, can speak and warm the bed!" "Xiao Pang blurted out" inflatable doll? "If you don't understand me like that, I can't help it!" At present, in addition to being able to repair household appliances, I really haven't found any other functions of Sophia.

If a futuristic artificial creature is really just an inflatable doll, Wu Yi feels that the future world is not far from destruction.

If this topic goes any further, it will not be possible to write about it, and Huang Mai patted the frightened driver and said, "Keep driving!" "That Mr. Wu, I heard you say last time that you are very good at finding things, and we are here to ask you for help this time!" Wu Yiyi stretched out his hand and said, "No problem! As long as you give me a sample, I will definitely find it for you! Have you lost your wallet? ”

Huang Mai hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, it's my ......" "That's your wife stealing people, I tell you that I don't want to take this kind of work, because it is easy to involve internal contradictions, but for your sake...... "Shut up!" "Honest people are angry and extraordinary, anyway, even Sophia in Wu Ai's arms almost disintegrated. Huang Mai cleared his throat and said, "I asked you to come this time to ask you to help find a cup, this cup is ......"

"What's there to find in the cup, buy another one and you're done." “...... It was used by Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty! Huang Mai's eyes were about to kill, and Wu said "Eh! That's really hard to buy! "You can't buy it back! Yesterday a group of foreign guests came to our city, and almost all of their cups were stolen from the front foot and the back foot, and I suspect they did it! “

Wu Yi slapped his thigh: "Then you can directly take someone to search!" What are you looking for me, I'm not a chengguan! Huang Mai smiled bitterly, "This group of foreign guests is here to invest, and the above attaches great importance to this meeting, and we can't act at all if we don't have conclusive evidence." Wu Yi wondered, "Then why are you looking for me, even if I help you find you, they can't help it, I don't think they will bring that cup with them." ”

Xiao Pang added, "First of all, correct a little, that's not called a cup, that's called a three-legged bronze wine cup, as long as you can find out the cup, our people have a way to correct them!" "Then what are you looking for me, don't say that there are no such supernatural people among your people!" Huang Mai said embarrassedly, "Yes, yes, that kid was sprayed with anti-wolf spray as a pervert a few days ago, and now he is almost as blind as a blind man, I have long told him not to use his abilities indiscriminately......"

Go back and ask Wu Lao Er if he has a perspective eye, let's do a dozen!

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