Daddy, what are you making a fuss about!

Hong Kang thought about it and didn't dare to say it. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Since Daddy has said it, so be it, let's go, I'll take you to the place where you live first, and then help you buy some toiletries." Hong Kang looked up at the scorching sun outside the house.

I really want to make up for it!

"When I go out, I make a maintenance call and find someone to replace our glass and repair the façade of our house."

Lao Hong's voice came from the third floor again.

Hong Kang sighed slightly, in fact, he had always suspected that Lao Hong had clairvoyance and ears and other abilities, as he grew older, this suspicion gradually disappeared, but after experiencing rebirth, this idea reappeared.

Otherwise......

Hong Kang thought of the two-meter-long sledgehammer hidden under the bed, he never figured out where Bobby got this thing out, the four-dimensional pocket?

……

After shopping, Hong Kang lay on his big bed and looked up at the ceiling.

Born again.

Hong Kang sighed in his heart.

Unlike other reborns, Hong Kang's biggest dream of rebirth is to find a partner.

Readers who have read the previous article know that Hong Kang is not ugly, but he looks a little fierce, and when he is expressionless, he is not much different from a normal person.

For this reason, Hong Kang was very sad - when he smiled on a blind date, the woman screamed and turned around and scared away, without even taking the bag.

In this case, you can't even make a few female friends, let alone girlfriends.

Fortunately, there is no endless road, and the existence of online dating and PS makes Hong Kang have a little hope of survival when he is discouraged.

Take the rebirth as an example, he has found a female friend who is willing to be his girlfriend, provided that he can rush to the platinum level of LOL and can take her to fly with 13.

However......

Alas......

Hong Kang slammed on the bed and said in his heart: Damn God!

Fortunately, life has been done all over again, Hong Kang believes that with his ten years of experience in online chatting, he will definitely be able to play a beautiful girl and spend the rest of his life with him.

Let alone......

Hong Kang smiled sweetly, obviously thinking of something happy.

After a while, Hong Kang picked up his mobile phone and logged on to QQ - this was his first mobile phone, Nokia, which he bought in high school.

"I'm going to the grass! Why is QQ missing? ”

Hong Kang got up from the bed, ran to the computer with a stream of urine, opened the computer and looked at it, and was even more dumbfounded.

What kind of interface is this, what kind of system, and why have I never seen it?

Hong Kang tinkered with the computer for a long time, and found that not only QQ did not have it, but there was not even a decent search engine, a huge computer (pimple machine), and the highest technical content was actually minesweeper!

Where did Microsoft go? Where did Bill Gates go? Where did Boss Ma go again?

Hong Kang's heart at this time was like a hundred thousand whys, he rushed to his father's bedroom, and asked urgently: "Dad, where can I see things like national events and wealth lists?" ”

"Yo! My son also knows about the important affairs of the country. Lao Hong was very pleased, and felt that his son had really grown up, "If we have newspapers and impurities, we can only go to the city library if we have a rough look...... What do you want to know, I know if you can keep my father? ”

Hong Kang secretly thought that he was in a hurry, and then hurriedly asked, "Dad, do you know Bill Gates?" The one in the United States. ”

"Oh, he, yes." Lao Hong said confidently, Xiao Hong's eyes lit up, "It's the ...... who runs a bank at home."

Hong Kang's face is dark, Bill Gates is engaged in banking? Are you kidding! He can't drop out of school to start Microsoft, what kind of bank! Although the is doing this......

Hong Kang came to the library, and after a lot of hardships, before the library closed, he finally identified Bill Gates, who was engaged in banking, that is, Bill Gates, who engaged in Microsoft in his previous life, and found the reason why he did not engage in Microsoft and banking.

"Damn Dolan!"

On the way home, Hong Kang's teeth rattled.

At the turning point in Bill Gates' life, a person appeared, with a mocking face, brushed eyebrows, a large beard, and a height of less than 1.5 meters.

It was a sunny afternoon, and Bill Gates had just finished all the courses at Harvard University on his own and had enough knowledge for his dreams. He discussed with his classmates and wanted to drop out of school to pursue his dreams. As a result, it was heard by an old man passing by, and the old man slapped Bill Gates in the face with a scraper in one ear, and said with hatred:

"Your parents spent so much money on your education just to get you out of school?"

From then on, Bill Gates gave up the idea of chasing his dreams, studied harder, and eventually became a banker better than his mother.

Although the old man's name did not appear in that news, his figure was recorded by the photographer with a camera.

That's right, he is Dolan who flickered Hong Kang back into life in a dream.

"Your sister! Without Bill Gates, Jobs and Boss Ma don't know which ravine to go to, where QQ comes from, where to chat online, and how to go to bubble girls! ”

"And. Without them, the League of Legends Year of the Monkey can only appear? Ahh Before the rebirth is the Year of the Monkey (June 5, 2016 - July 3), with the current market of "Plague Death" has not yet come out, the League of Legends will be at least 2020 in the current world, and when it hides and becomes a rank, I Nima will run for four! At that time, will you find me a partner, or will you find a partner for my son? ”

Hong Kang opened his eyes in anger and wanted to kill.

After thinking about it, in this era of murder and lawlessness, you can just think about killing people, but it is a little too much to say.

Hong Kang extinguished this thought, turned his grief and anger into appetite, and ate snacks at home.

……

At the dinner table, Lao Hong glanced at Hong Kang, who looked unhappy, knocked on the table and said, "Xiaokang, you are not too young, it's time to find a partner." ”

Lao Hong's tone was sincere and came from the bottom of his heart.

"Although our family is not very rich and wealthy, with this storefront on the street, it is enough for you to marry a daughter-in-law, but the problem is ......" Lao Hong frowned, "You have to find a partner first!" ”

Hong Kang glanced at his worried father and knew that he was telling the truth.

Unlike other parents who don't want their children to fall in love, Lao Hong thinks ahead and knows that finding a partner is a matter of early age, and he put down his words when Hong Kang was in junior high school - if Hong Kang can find a partner, his pocket money will be doubled, and as for the money to accompany the object to go shopping and buy gifts, Lao Hong even said that he has it.

In junior high school, Lao Hong told Xiao Hong with his life experience that girls at this stage are rebellious, like heroes, like children who can fight, and like children who are opposed to teachers, and on this ground, he exercised Hong Kang's ability to resist more than 100 catties of noodles and walk ten miles without panting.

Later, Hong Kang learned that what Lao Hong said was!

At this time, the good children are all studying, not in love, and the children who can find a partner are not only those bad children who are opposed to the teacher?

Because of this, Xiaohong's grades plummeted (although it was not good), and because of his height and orientation, he couldn't even go to a sports school (he was complained about intimidating his classmates during the test).

So, for the sake of the legendary love mecca - university, Hong Kang chose another path - art students.