Chapter 391: I Can't Even Mess With Her
The willow tops on the moon, people about after dusk.
The door opened, Jiang Baiyu walked into the living room, sat on the sofa, lit a mint cigarette, picked up the lazy orange cat, and began to pet the cat casually.
"Nana ran away from home and is she back?"
"Meow! Nana cooks in the kitchen, and she cooks so cruelly. ”
Jiang Baiyu touched the orange cat's head and let out a sigh, "It's good to go home, whatever fish you want to eat at night, I'll make it for you." ”
The orange cat whispered, "Raw seafood, do you still have it in stock?"
Jiang Baiyu smiled: "Does Wang Barou count?"
The orange cat's little head shook like a wave drum, and said weakly: "Don't eat it! This cat is going to eat and vomit, you can keep it and feed the little fire dragon." ”
Jiang Baiyu said: "Dragon meat in the sky, donkey meat on the ground, do you eat dragon meat?"
The orange cat nodded, "Dragon meat can be had, I miss the days of fierce seafood every day, at that time, the cat has not awakened, eating and drinking in the seafood building, the proprietress is a kind person, and she eats crabs for me every day." ”
Jiang Baiyu put down the orange cat and said in a low voice, "I'll go to the kitchen to find Nana." ”
The kitchen was full of black smoke and miasma, the smoke hood was spinning rapidly, making a piercing scream, Nana's face was dark, and she was stir-frying the dishes with a spatula, and the dishes in the pot were all flying, and the cloak looked very crazy.
"Ahem, ahem!"
Jiang Baiyu coughed violently, wrapped his arms around Nana's waist from behind, and looked at the black and discolored dishes in the pot, like coal, and his face was ugly.
After Nana blackened, she didn't inherit the original Nana's cooking skills, this proper dark cuisine, let alone for people to eat, even the earth dog ingots won't eat, and it will poison people.
"Let go, be careful that I slap you to death with a spatula. ”
Nana shouted loudly, frantically squeezing the spatula, the dishes flew up and down, the spatula rubbed against the sauté spoon, and the sparks splashed everywhere.
"The wings are withdrawn, and it is inconvenient to cook. ”
Jiang Baiyu let go of his hand, and the black wings were smooth and flexible, not the wings of the equipment, but the wings that grew from the back.
"Bastard!"
Nana suddenly looked back, and a spatula slapped on Jiang Baiyu's head, and the sound of the headshot was crisp, making a crisp and pleasant metal impact sound, and the spatula was bent.
Jiang Baiyu saw Venus popping up in front of him, fell to the ground, his brain was smoking, he puffed up a big bag, he was so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood, the blackened Nana was too cruel, fortunately the buddy had practiced, the head was not ordinary iron, if it was replaced by an ordinary person, he would be killed by a shovel at once, and he would be a vegetative person if he didn't die.
"Murder...... Husband!" Jiang Baiyu said sadly.
"Husband, it's okay, let me see!"
Nana was taken aback, so anxious that her forehead was sweating, she squatted on the ground with concern, helped the injured Jiang Baiyu, and rubbed the injured head of Jiang Baiyu with her small hands.
"Look at the pot, it's on fire!"
Jiang Baiyu exclaimed, the hot oil of the frying spoon burned fiercely, billowing black smoke came out, and the kitchen was filled with smoke.
Nana suddenly turned her head, frightened to the point that her face changed, and she picked up a basin of cold water and was about to splash it on the oil pot.
Jiang Baiyu was taken aback, stood up suddenly, blocked the frying spoon, the cold water topping was exceptionally cool, and his spirit couldn't help but be shocked, he turned his head and picked up the lid of the pot, buckled the burning iron pot, and turned off the gas stove casually.
The fire in the pot was quickly extinguished, Nana brought a towel, wiped Jiang Baiyu's face, and said weakly: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, does your head still hurt?"
Jiang Baiyu had a strange expression, took the towel in Nana's hand, wrinkled his nose, smelled a strange smell, and wailed: "Nana, this is the bath towel of the ingot, you bring it to wipe my face, vomit!"
Jiang Baiyu's stomach and intestines rolled, and he was nauseous in an instant, threw the towel into the trash can, jumped up, rushed into the bathroom with a smoke, and washed his face and hair frantically, and was very busy.
Nana was stunned, wiped a handful of black ash on her cheeks, and said embarrassedly: "My husband is so unlucky, even more unlucky than the silly white sweet Nana, my unlucky physique may have shifted to my husband."
I've forgotten about my proud cooking, but that's okay, I've been prepared for it, and I don't have to do it myself. ”
Nana washed her face, took out the packaged special food, heated it briefly, brought it to the table one after another, set up the drinks and drinks, and beckoned the family to come over for dinner.
"It's time to eat, it's time to eat!"
Hearing Nana's call, Yaoyao was the first to run over, looking at the table full of delicious food, and said excitedly: "Sister Nana is so amazing, it looks delicious." ”
The orange cat jumped on the chair, holding a knife and fork in his hand, looked around the table full of dishes, and said curiously: "Meow! Where is the dragon meat of this cat, the boss said okay, there is dragon meat to eat." ”
Nana sat down opposite the orange cat and said with a dry smile: "If you want to eat dragon meat, go to your boss." ”
Jiang Baiyu walked out of the bathroom, with a bulging bag on his head, embarrassed like a soup chicken, and said dejectedly: "Fortune and other meetings, I'll do it immediately, be careful of Nana's unlucky physique, I can't resist the trick." ”
Orange Cat and Yaoyao turned their heads and stared at Nana vigilantly, no matter how strong Jiang Baiyu's strength was, they couldn't resist Nana's unlucky physique, and they definitely couldn't resist it.
Nana gently lifted her blonde hair, her expression was strange, and she said embarrassedly: "Don't be afraid, he is unlucky, and he has to rely on me." ”
A cat and a lori glanced at each other, and moved the chair together, trying to distance herself as much as possible, Nana had extra wings, and her appearance didn't change much, but her temperament has changed dramatically, from a quiet and elegant quiet girl to a blonde hottie who advocates violence.
Nana was helpless, lifted the ingots at her feet, handed over a braised big bone stick, the ingots were ecstatic, opened the dog's mouth and bitten, full of snow-white dog teeth, biting the big bone stick.
Quack!
Yuan Bao was stunned, the big bone stick he bit rolled to the ground, spit out a bloody dog tooth in his mouth, grinned in pain, and flew to the ground.
Woooooooo
Yuan Bao burst into tears, whining and wailing, the corners of his mouth continued to bleed, and he rolled on the ground in pain.
Nana said embarrassedly: "Yuanbao is fine, my sister will take you to the dentist and give you a gold tooth." ”
Yuan Bao turned over and jumped up, staring at Nana with tears in his eyes, and he didn't want the big bone stick, so he turned his head and ran away.
Nana turned her head and found that the dishes on the table were missing by a third, Yaoyao was holding a bowl of food, and turned around to flee, away from the terrifying blackened Nana.
"Where is Yaoyao going, accompany my sister to dinner. Nana said plaintively.
"Sister Nana and my little brother will have a candlelight dinner, I won't be a light bulb. ”
Yaoyao ran with her rice bowl in her hand, running faster than a rabbit.
Looking at the trembling orange cat, Nana's eyes were confused, she opened her arms, and said coquettishly: "Zhaocai, come over and let my sister hug me, see if you are fat." ”
The orange cat picked up the big yellow croaker on the table, and the figure fled into the kitchen in a flash, and a crisp and pleasant voice sounded.
"Meow! This cat's teeth are not good, Nana, don't come. ”
Jiang Baiyu took out the nuclear pressure cooker, was cooking dragon meat, and scolded with a smile: "Little gluttonous cat, wait another ten minutes to get out of the pot, what's wrong with Nana?"
The orange cat said in horror: "Nana gave Yuan Bao a bone, and Yuan Bao's front teeth fell off, and he rolled on the ground in pain, which was miserable." ”
Jiang Baiyu teased: "After Nana's second awakening, her unlucky physique can affect others, and I can't even provoke her, so I was shot in the head for the first time." ”