Is Heavenly Court so chaotic?

The golden-winged Dapeng smiled bitterly and shook his head, it seems that he chose to be free in the world instead of going to the Heavenly Palace to join in the fun after becoming a demon immortal back then, which was very prescient. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The golden-bodied Arhat actually has such a history, and he has to knock on the side to verify it when he turns around.

Can...... How did Liu Ming find out?

I've never heard the Golden Arhat say that he recognizes such a person.

Turning this page, the next page is still an old man I am familiar with.

Pig.

This time it's in the form of a conversation, and it's more clear at a glance.

Sun Wukong: "Idiot, why were you relegated to the mortal world and turned into a pig fetus?" ”

Zhu Bajie: "Cough, Brother Monkey, don't mention it!" That day, the Jade Emperor asked me to complete the daily task, I just drank some wine, and I misunderstood it in a daze, so I went directly to the Guanghan Palace, and the result was ......"

What does it mean?

Although the golden-winged Dapeng is profound, he has a specialization in the so-called art industry, and his comprehension of this kind of Internet joke is still incomparable with those old drivers who have been immersed in this way for several years.

What daily tasks?

The Heavenly Palace doesn't have this tradition, when did the Jade Emperor promulgate this rule?

The unfathomable and profound god Liu Ming, what kind of existence are you......

The roc bird sighed, feeling that there was already a mess of paste in his head.

How did this Liu Ming pop out of the stone, there is no record of him, but he seems to be very familiar with the golden-bodied Arhat and the Pure Altar Messenger.

Uh, isn't that the monkey popping out of the rock?

I'm rubbing, the monkeys are here!

As soon as I thought of this, I flipped the page casually, and I really saw Sun Wukong, since the third and second brothers have appeared, the senior brother will definitely not be left behind.

When Liu Ming wrote this page, he seemed to have lost his patience, and his handwriting was very sloppy.

"After Sun Wukong used his immobilization to live in the Seven Fairies, he actually went to eat peaches, which shows that it is a monkey after all......"

This passage has been circulated for a long time, and it can be said that the otaku who are mixed with the Internet are no strangers, but the golden-winged Dapeng has never heard this set of statements, frowning and thinking for a long time, and finally captured the key point, and said with a smile:

"Makes sense! I didn't expect that the dead monkey was thinking about eating, after all, it was a monkey, hahaha! ”

But there are still words on the top and bottom of the page.

"Stupid mortals! Do you think Monkey King really didn't do anything? I don't want to think about it, the gourd baby is just seven, the color corresponds to the seven fairies, and the magic power is similar to Sun Wukong's, and then the seven can be turned into stones......"

What is a gourd baby?

The golden-winged roc said that he couldn't understand it, listening to this meaning, he was the descendant of the monkey?!

Groove ...... The Buddha has an illegitimate child, and I will go to repay the Buddha......

Turned many pages one after another, all of them are this kind of true and false, plausible things, Liu Ming, as a senior joker, of course has a lot of inventory, that day in order to find the way to open this wordless heavenly book, he wrote a lot of a lot of brains, and now he directly looked at the golden-winged Dapeng bird in a daze.

"There is a fish in the northern underworld, and its name is Kun ......"

Turning another page, the golden-winged Dapeng was already dizzy, but when he saw this sentence, he suddenly perked up.

There is still something about my Kunpeng clan?

Hey!

I may not be able to distinguish between truth and falsehood in other things, but this time it involves my own clan, but it's not so easy to make up!

No one is more familiar with this passage than the Golden-winged Dapeng, and even more familiar than the original author Zhuangzi.

This guy named Zhuang Zhou wrote this passage describing our Kunpeng clan very well, and many people in the clan can recite it.

"There is a fish in the North Underworld, and its name is Kun. The Kun is so big that I don't know how many thousands of miles it is. Turned into a bird, its name is Peng. Peng's back, I don't know how many thousands of miles it is, flying angrily, its wings are like clouds hanging from the sky! ”

A proud smile appeared on the face of the Golden-winged Dapeng, that is the unique pride of the Kunpeng clan, but I want to see what this mysterious Liu Ming said to my Kunpeng clan?

"There is a fish in the North Underworld, and its name is Kun. The kun is so big that it can't be stewed in one pot......"

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The smile on Golden-Winged Dapeng's face instantly petrified, and he looked at this sentence with a shocked expression, and a chill spread all over his body.

Stew?

Oh, my God! Who dares to harm my Northern Underworld people like this!

"Turned into a bird, and its name was Peng. Peng is so big that it needs two barbecue grills. A secret system, a slightly spicy one, a bottle of snowflakes, let us brave the end of the world......"

Impossible, this impossible!

Golden-winged Dapeng Huo Ran stood up and muttered: Before I went to the lower realm, I just took the time to go back to the Northern Underworld Sea, and the clansmen lived and worked in peace and contentment, and lived peacefully, and they had never experienced such a brutal killing.

Before he converted to Lingshan, he also served as the patriarch of the Kunpeng clan. If there is such a tragic thing when I go back this time, it is impossible not to report it to myself.

Who dares to catch Kun stewed soup and kill Peng barbecue?

Even if it is the boundless Dharma and the vast supernatural powers, he would not dare to treat my Kunpeng clan like this!

This Liu Ming, this Liu Ming......

What a big breath, such an arrogant attitude!

Probably not true, right?

The golden-winged Dapeng suddenly became angry, and suddenly his heart trembled, and he couldn't tell what kind of way he should face Liu Ming.

If what is written on this page really happened, it must have been at least a few thousand years ago, when I was not yet born, and I may have missed such an important message.

In this way, this Liu Ming has at least gone through tens of thousands of years of cultivation, which is not trivial.

If it's just random nonsense, then how can you explain the backlash of the spells you received before?

No, I'm afraid I'm not this person's opponent, if I don't miss and get caught, I'm going to go to the barbecue.

As soon as he thought of this, the golden-winged Dapeng didn't dare to stay any longer, lest he would not be able to bear the blame of the mysterious Liu Ming Great God.

Walk! Walk! Walk!

Go back to Lingshan first, ask for help from Rulai, and take refuge in Lingshan for thousands of years, and now I am also an organized bird, why fight alone.

The golden-winged roc flapped its wings, turning into a streamer that was indistinguishable to the naked eye, and disappeared into the sky in an instant.

The hurricane clouds gathered due to the demon law also quickly disappeared because of the departure of Dapeng.

The major news media have carried out large-scale reports on this unprecedented natural phenomenon, and various speculations have different opinions.

"The tornado came and went, and experts analyzed that it could be caused by the wind pressure of the ocean currents passing through."

"There were strange weather conditions in DL City, there were no casualties and no property damage."

"Yue Wenchang, director of the Municipal Education Commission, was interviewed by this newspaper on the issue of ensuring the safety of students in the event of an emergency."

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