Chapter 94, fooling the ninth uncle
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When the visitor heard Chen Hao call himself Uncle Ying, he was puzzled, hugged his fists again, and said, "Did Daoyou recognize the wrong person?" I don't have a surname in English, and I don't have English characters in my name, my name is Ah Jiu, and others call me Uncle Jiu when they give face, of course, Taoist friends just call me Ah Jiu. ā
The ninth uncle in the original Mr. Zombie looks exactly like Uncle Ying, because the zombie Taoist is played by Uncle Ying at all!
"Then I'll call you Uncle Nine, I don't know if Uncle Nine needs help when he comes to me?" In fact, Chen Hao could probably guess what Uncle Nine was here for, it was nothing more than for the zombie.
Sure enough, Uncle Nine said with a guilty face: "Here's the thing, I have a zombie there recently, it was my responsibility to exorcise evil spirits and eliminate corpses, but I am not good at learning, and I am not sure that one person can get rid of this evil animal. ā
Mr. Zombie is such a classic movie Chen Hao has naturally seen it, and the zombie Chen Hao said by Uncle Nine also knows that it is a zombie buried in the ground for 20 years, with a certain amount of wisdom, it seems to be invulnerable, and it is extremely powerful, but in fact, he is afraid of fire, and he is afraid of things such as glutinous rice to ward off evil spirits, and the final ending is that he was burned to death by a fire, which is not too difficult to deal with.
I'm running around in various worlds now.,Things like zombies in the future.,Ghosts and this kind of thing will not be uncommon.,It's good to be familiar with it now.,And,The zombie in Mr. Zombie can be said to be standing at the lowest end of the zombie chain.,It's estimated that you won't be able to find a weaker zombie than it in the future.,This kind of opportunity to see without danger can be said to be not in vain!
Of course, knowledge is knowledge, and the benefits that should be asked are still necessary, this ninth uncle is not the same as that group of Yang family generals, that group of Yang family generals actually has nothing that Chen Hao can look at, the so-called Yang family gun is far worse than the kung fu in the martial arts world of the eighteen palms of the dragon, and when it comes to money, the Yang family will at most give Chen Hao some gold or something, which is useless, so Chen Hao exempted them from payment.
But Uncle Nine is different, although his Dao method is not very good at dealing with people, it is still very useful for dealing with evil things such as ghosts and zombies, and he will definitely be able to use it in the future.
"Uncle Nine, there's no problem with helping you deal with zombies, but I'm a businessman, and you know, businessmen, if you buy something, you sell it, and if you pay it, you have to get something in return, right?"
Uncle Nine is a very shrewd person, not a fledgling stunned young man, naturally knows the meaning of Chen Hao's words, and said with some embarrassment: "This is natural, of course I won't let Daoyou help in vain." However, I am a Kaiyizhuang, I have no long things, I don't know what Taoist friends want in return? ā
"I want to learn the Tao of Uncle Nine."
"This ......" Uncle Jiu's brows furrowed.
"What? Uncle Nine, are there any difficulties? I don't want Uncle Nine to give me your Taoism directly, as long as you teach me, there shouldn't be anything to lose for Uncle Nine? ā
"It's not this problem, it's just that my Taoism is inherited by my master, and it has always been passed on to my apprentices, if I teach it to you rashly, I'm afraid that it will be difficult to explain to my master after death!"
Chen Hao patted his head and said secretly: "Why did you forget this stubble?" ā
Indeed, the ancients' inheritance was very particular, not to mention Chen Hao, an outsider, even if it was his own apprentice, he had to keep a hand, if it was passed down from family to family, there was a rule that men were not passed on to women, which was definitely a disadvantage for modern people, but for the ancients, it was the rule.
However, Uncle Jiu's Taoism Chen Hao didn't want to give up, so how to fool him and make him loosen?
"By the way, Uncle Jiu, you should have heard of the immortals, right?"
Uncle Nine didn't know what Chen Hao meant, and subconsciously said: "That's nature, we cultivators, how can we not know immortals?" ā
"Uncle Nine, you also know what kind of place I am here, I am connected to all worlds, including the divine realm, and there will definitely be immortals coming to me in the future. If Uncle Jiu is willing to hand over your Dao method to me, if I get the cultivation method of the immortals in the future, I can also give you a copy, how about it? If Uncle Nine doesn't believe me, I can make a contract with Uncle Nine. Besides, I'm not from your world, and if you give me the Daofa, it's actually not a leak, because it's impossible for me to go to your world to teach others the Dao, right? If you don't say it, I won't say it, don't say it's your master, even if it's Lord Yama, don't want to know! ā
Chen Hao began to fool people again, in fact, it is not a fool, looking at this posture, it is very possible that he can get the immortal cultivation method in the future, but he is waiting for Uncle Nine to give a copy, anyway, he doesn't lose anything.
Uncle Nine was obviously moved: "Is there really an immortal cultivation method?" ā
"Of course, you don't want to think about who asked you to come to me? Isn't it a fairy? Since the gods can introduce you to me, it means that the gods recognize me! Isn't it? "Actually, Chen Hao still doesn't know who the person who introduced others to him is sacred, but a mere immortal should not be enough to describe him, at least Chen Hao doesn't know that there is an immortal who has the ability to travel through time and space at will.
"That's right, since there is an immortal who can guide me to you, it means that that immortal is very fond of you as a fellow Daoist. I want to come to the future Taoist friends to become immortals and be ancestors, but since Taoist friends have immortals who take a fancy to them, I don't know why they can still take a fancy to my incomprehensible micro-fur technique? ā
Chen Hao spread his hands and pretended to be helpless: "I don't know, that immortal just keeps guiding people in need like you to come to me for help, but he didn't give me any direct help, I guess he wants to test me, who knows?" ā
Uncle Nine nodded and said: "Yes, the heavens will descend on the Si people, and they must first work their muscles and bones and starve their bodies and skin, and this is also the case, the more it shows that the immortal takes a fancy to Daoyou!" ā
Uncle Nine was fooled and lame by Chen Hao, and now he is convinced that Chen Hao has the support of the gods! He thought for a while and said: "Well, since Daoyou can be favored by the immortals, I think it is also an extraordinary person, so let's do it, when I catch that zombie, I will teach me a Taoist method, and in the future, if you become an immortal, I hope not to forget today's words." ā
ps:The wound of the layman is almost healed.,Two more from today on.,There's one more in the evening.,It's definitely going to be updated before eleven o'clock.,Thank you for your concern these days.,Thank you.ć