Chapter 30: Fooling Dad
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Chen Xiaohai breathed a long sigh of relief.
It's not an easy thing to fool the god of food.
However, this is not a fool, it is the god of food who thinks of himself.
Yes, that's right, that's it.
Chen Xiaohai clicked on the locker in the change, looked at the ten small books of the God of Food, and fell into thought.
The chefs of Wenbin's small fried shop were his father Chen Wenbin and Lin Fei, and the two of them were busy in the kitchen together. In the past few days, the two are helping, and Chen Xiaohai is the chef.
There are a total of ten Little Treasure Books of the God of Food, and Chen Xiaohai temporarily decided to give one to his father Chen Wenbin, and did not plan to give it to Lin Fei.
First, everyone has selfish intentions, Chen Xiaohai hopes that his father can become a top chef, and Lin Fei can help.
Second, the matter of the Little Treasure Book of the God of Food is not easy to solve, and my father is easy to fool. Uncle Lin is much smarter than his father, and he is not easy to fool.
Therefore, Chen Xiaohai decided to give his father a copy for the time being. As for Uncle Lin, I'll think about it later.
As for his mother Zhang Fang, Chen Xiaohai didn't think about it. I heard my dad say that he relied on cooking to soak his mother in the beginning, and it was the opposite of others.
Chen Xiaohai has eaten what his mother made, and it can't be said that it's bad, but it can only be said that it's still a lot worse than his father. Moreover, Mom hadn't made anything for a long time, so there was no need to let her into the kitchen again.
Now it's time to fool Dad.
"There should be some food at home and some wine."
Chen Xiaohai got out of bed, went to the kitchen to tinker for a while, made a few side dishes, and then went downstairs to buy some beer and came back.
When he returned home, his father Chen Wenbin and mother Zhang Fang also came back from the store.
Every day, after the business of Wenbin's small fried shop, they have to do hygiene.
Chen Wenbin sniffled: "Huh? What smells so good? β
Zhang Fang rolled his eyes at Chen Wenbin: "Isn't this just a dish made by Xiaohai, you eat it every day these days, can't you even smell this fragrance." β
Chen Wenbin said: "Who said I can't smell it, I'm just a little weird." I haven't eaten it before, why do I make it now? β
Chen Xiaohai appeared at the door with a bag of beer: "I'm ready to leave tomorrow, I want to have a few drinks with my dad and chat." β
Zhang Fang crossed his hands on his hips and said, "Stinky boy, I just want to chat with your father, have you forgotten my mother?" β
Chen Xiaohai smiled bitterly: "Mom, how dare I?" It's just that I haven't talked to my dad for a long time, and I'm going back tomorrow, so I have to explain some things in the store. β
Chen Wenbin was unhappy: "You girl, what's wrong with our two chatting a few words?" Men talk to each other, what kind of fun are you women making. β
Zhang Fang stared at Chen Wenbin: "Chen Wenbin, what did you say?" β
Chen Wenbin immediately coaxed: "It's nothing, it's nothing." Xiaohai, what are you talking about, listen to your mother, go back to sleep and don't chat. β
Chen Xiaohai couldn't cry or laugh: "Dad." β
Zhang Fang waved his hand and turned to leave: "I'm too lazy to care about you two, I went to take a bath, washed and went to sleep." You two go to bed early, too, and don't talk too late. β
Chen Wenbin smiled: "Yes." β
Seeing Zhang Fang walking away, Chen Xiaohai complained: "Dad, you are too seedless, as soon as Mom speaks, you don't even dare to put a fart." β
Chen Wenbin said: "How did you kid talk? It's because I see that she's a woman and I'm too lazy to bother with him, if she still dares to mess with BB, I slap her and don't believe it? Believe it or not? β
Chen Xiaohai said expressionlessly: "Dad, Mom is standing behind you?" β
Chen Wenbin immediately hugged his head and begged for mercy: "Wife, I definitely don't dare to beat you, I was just bragging just now." You're so beautiful, how can I be willing to beat you. β
Chen Xiaohai was still expressionless and said, "Dad, I lied just now." β
Chen Wenbin said angrily: "Stinky boy, you dare to play your father, see if I don't teach you a lesson." β
Chen Xiaohai was still expressionless: "Mom, Dad wants to beat me, and he still says bad things about you." β
Chen Wenbin withered again: "Wife, just kidding, just kidding, where do I dare to say bad things about you." β
Chen Xiaohai was still expressionless: "Dad, I'm joking too." β
Chen Wenbin's face turned red, and he pointed at Chen Xiaohai: "Stinky boy, after two hits, you will be disrespectful." β
Chen Xiaohai opened his mouth and was about to speak, but Chen Wenbin immediately turned his head to take a look, and when he saw that no one was behind him, he breathed a sigh of relief: "No, see if you kid dare to talk nonsense, I have to teach you a lesson." β
"Dad, you're so naΓ―ve."
Chen Xiaohai glanced at Chen Wenbin and walked slowly past him with a beer.
Chen Wenbin beat his chest angrily, this kid is getting bigger and smaller, and even his father dares to make a joke. Angry to angry, also walked to the kitchen.
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Chen Xiaohai and Chen Wenbin are small and old, chatting while drinking.
Chen Wenbin's cheeks were drunk and red: "Stinky boy, I haven't seen you for a while, and I have a lot of alcohol." β
Chen Xiaohai said: "I practiced by drinking with my classmates." β
After eating the small peach, Chen Xiaohai's physical fitness has been greatly improved, and even the amount of alcohol has been greatly strengthened. You won't get drunk with ordinary beer, even if it's a two-pot head or a spirit.
Chen Wenbin took a bite of pig's head meat: "Study hard in school, don't fix those who don't have it, remember it." β
Chen Xiaohai nodded: "Yes, Dad." After a pause, he spoke again, "Dad, I'm going to school tomorrow." β
Chen Wenbin said: "I know, go back, go back, you should focus on your studies as a student." I'll just take care of the store. Although the food may not be as good as yours, some regular customers are still there, and the whole family will not starve to death. β
Chen Xiaohai said: "Dad, I will study hard." By the way, remember to drink the wine I brewed, it is good for the body. β
According to the contents of the wine dictionary, Chen Xiaohai brewed some health wine. These health wines can improve the body's physique, delay aging, and have great benefits for the body.
Chen Wenbin picked up the wine glass and said impatiently: "Okay, okay, I know, why are you as verbose as your mother, let's go one." β
"Okay."
One big and one small drank a few more beers.
Chen Wenbin was drunk, his face was red, and even his eyes were bloodshot. When I lifted it up and heard the beer shaking there, I was a little unconscious.
Seeing this, Chen Xiaohai knew that the situation was almost over. took out his mobile phone, clicked on WeChat, and took out the Little Book of the God of Food.
"Dad, look at this."
"See what?" Chen Wenbin opened a pair of sleepy eyes and looked at the Little Book of God Eaters, "Book, it's not that you don't know how many words I don't understand, don't read it." β
Chen Xiaohai stuffed the Little Treasure Book of the God of Food in Chen Wenbin's hand: "Dad, just open it and take a look." β
"Open it and take a look."
Chen Wenbin opened the Little Book of the God of Food, and the Little Book of the God of Food suddenly turned into a beam of light and merged into Chen Wenbin's eyebrows, entered his sea of knowledge, and integrated into his memory and became his thing.
The Little Treasure Book of the God of Food suddenly disappeared, making Chen Wenbin stunned and looking around blankly.
"What about books? Why is it gone? β
Chen Xiaohai helped Chen Wenbin up: "Dad, what book are you talking about?" I see you're drunk, so go back to sleep. β
Chen Wenbin patted his head and said, "Don't you have a book?" Am I really drunk? I'm a little drunk, sleeping, and I'm going to open a store tomorrow. Kids, you go to bed early, too. β
"Okay, Dad."
Chen Xiaohai took his father back to the room, and after a few complaints from his mother, he sent him to bed, returned to the kitchen, and cleaned up the things on the table.
Things are settled, as for the effect, it depends on tomorrow.
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