Ugly fools
Mo Fu was stunned for a while, and found that a person suddenly walked over, looking to be in his forties, and he seemed to be the general in the village. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
There are also generals in the village? Of course, the village is relatively large, this is just a lumber yard in the village, and there are not only generals but also prime ministers in the village.
It seems to be a village, but things are complicated, "Or everyone spends money to elect village cadres." ”
Everything began to change a little, and there were many things in life that began to tremble, and then the wind blew up and felt a very dim light shining through, with a very strong aura.
It was the prime minister of the village who was holding a mirror, this mirror had some aura, and Tianhaiyan blocked it with a small long circle, and the little bearskin monster must be afraid.
Then the prime minister walked by, and at this time he saw a fat-headed and big-eared man, who still had thick lips and looked like he could eat.
After walking, he said, "What's the situation?" ”
The good soldiers around them explained one after another, and the last one said: "Prime Minister, this kid just beat the village chief to death. ”
"You say this subordinate is very confused"
At this time, the prime minister looked at the stubborn boy and asked, "Why did you kill the village chief?" ”
The stubborn boy said, "This old man asked the soldiers to kill us, and I killed him in desperation." ”
At this time, the prime minister said: "I just looked in the demon mirror, you are good people, not monsters. ”
At this time, the general frowned and roared and asked, "Is what this kid said true?" ”
One of the soldiers around wanted to speak, but Tian Haiyan covered his mouth in the past, and the other soldiers nodded one after another.
Then the prime minister snorted and said, "This old fellow has always been like this, I think he is too old to say anything, and it is really unreasonable for him to let the soldiers kill such lovely teenagers today." ”
The general nodded and said: "Now that the position of village chief is not vacant, I think the prime minister is very suitable for this village head, why don't you lead us." ”
The prime minister frowned and said: "Oh, don't let me be the village head, wouldn't I have been a sooner ・・・・・・ be, this village position is easy to make people worse, and I am not willing to be qualified for this position with a weak fame and fortune." ”
The general shook his head and said, "Now that we are in dire straits, we need a wise village chief to guide us, and no one can save us except you." ”
The Prime Minister nodded helplessly and said, "I might as well go to hell." ”
He looked sad, and there was a lot of sadness in his eyes, and then he suddenly shouted: "This old fellow is really cruel, everything is so ・・・・・・ bad under his rule." ”
The general said, "A few little heroes stay and eat." ”
Mo Fu said with a smile: "I'm just waiting for the general's words." ”
The general laughed and said, "What are you polite, you are a hero who has no harm." ”
At this time, Mo Fushu suddenly frowned, and called the stubborn boy over, Mo Fushu said, "Could this be their trap?" ”
The stubborn boy said: "Don't worry, this group is all duplicitous guys, and they are fighting very lively." ”
Mo Fu thought to himself, "Forget it, there is no other way, so Mo Fu took a deep breath and said, "Then let's have a big meal." ”
At this time, Mo Fu looked at the general and said, "Do you have enough food here?" ”
The general sighed and said, "You want to see our tribe too much, right?" ”
Mo Fu said: "It's not that I underestimate your village, it's that I'm too hungry. ”
The general asked, "Then how much do you want to eat?" ”
Mo Fu said: "Anyway, you can eat as much as you want, I don't dare to say how much you eat." ”
Then I went into the three large houses that looked more ornate, and when I entered, I saw a large table, on which sat the guards who had just returned from the round.
Mo Fu killed six people and sat on it, and at this time, Nazai said to Tian Haiyan: "What is that bag of yours for?" ”
Tian Haiyan looked at his bag and said, "This is a special thing for our race, a treasure that our ancestors have to carry for generations." ”
At this time, the Prime Minister's eyes lit up and asked, "What kind of treasure is it?" ”
Tian Haiyan said: It is the ashes of my ancestors.
At this time, the Prime Minister smiled lightly and said, "That's a baby!" "Put it away.
At this time, there were a lot of cold dishes on the table, and then everyone began to eat, especially Mo Fushu, who didn't care about the image at all, and set a generous example in front of the teenager who was younger than him.
At this time, Mo Fu killed the short-term plate and stuffed it, and the dish was served three times, and at this time, Xiao Cun blushed and shouted: "Brother Mo・・・・・"
Mo Fu Kill asked, "What's wrong?" ”
Tian Haiyan said: "Brother Mo, we haven't eaten a few bites yet, and the three tables of cold dishes are gone." ”
Mo Fu touched his stomach at this time and said, "There seems to be a fire in my stomach, and it will be burned dry in an instant when you put it in." ”
Tian Haiyan looked at the general and said, "Does the general have any hard goods?" ”
The general was also stunned, but the general smiled and asked, "What is hard goods?" ”
The general said, "What is hard goods?" ”
Tian Haiyan said: "Steamed bread or something, put it in a basket." ”
At this time, the general was stunned for a moment and then ordered to go down, and at this time, baskets and baskets began to serve steamed buns and flatbread.
Mo Fu killed like a starving ghost, all stuffed into his stomach, "No one knows how his stomach can hold so many things." ”
After eating a few boxes of steamed buns and pancakes, Mo Fu felt less uncomfortable in his stomach, and at this time everyone began to serve hot dishes.
The food on the table was very happy, and the new village chief was even more happy, and the new village chief said: "Mo Fu kills the little brother, your arrival is the key to eliminating the evil forces in our village, hahahaha." ”
Mo Fushu nodded, and Mo Fushu said: "The main thing is that I really hate it, I went to help you save people, but your guard didn't say to give me food, and said that I can only give me food when I'm finished." ”
The Prime Minister snorted and said, "You see who would dare to do this after I became the new village head!" ”
After finishing speaking, he ate a piece of fatty meat, and then drank a large glass of wine, accompanied by the general on the side, and the two of them laughed happily.
Mo Fu killed and didn't eat and drink, of course, those who were younger didn't drink either, and at this time, suddenly the prime minister and the general vomited blood and died with an ugly expression.
At this time, Mo Fu looked at the dishes, and at this time, Tian Haiyan said: "The poisonous vegetables in the wine are not poisonous. ”
After that, a person stood up and said: "This guy doesn't respect the old village chief, how can he be the new village chief, they killed the old village chief, and today I avenged the old village chief, but I have a heart." ”
Then everyone encouraged that person to become the village chief.
At this time, the stubborn boy looked at Mo Fu and said, "Did you remember something when you saw them vomiting blood and dying?" ”