434 Are You Really Human?
Xu Shaoyan said with a smile, Shaoyan's fan group was excited, what day is tomorrow, tomorrow is the day when the dust settles on the ten-month promotional video contest of the Tourism Bureau. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
It's the day the winner is announced!
Xu Shaoyan's "A Bite of the Republic" created a mudslide in the propaganda film industry in the form of a foodie Bible's documentary, and it is an irreproducible success, because there is no other documentary in the world that can make people so excited, "A Bite of the Republic" can't help but be excited, and it is close, and it will not produce a sense of estrangement.
The total number of votes is 85.62 million, 80 times the number of votes for the second place, only five episodes have been released, and the number of hits is 4.5 billion, Xu Shaoyan's award is no longer available!
If this is not awarded, then the people will not agree!
But this is Shaoyan's fan group, and more people don't know that Xu Shaoyan has already returned, and they are completely immersed in the amazement of Xu Shaoyan's "Qingming Riverside Map" and "Orchid Pavilion Preface" at the moment.
Knowing that Xu Shaoyan can paint, after all, Xu Shaoyan is very famous, and if he shows something, he will be in the news, especially the ink shrimp he painted for Lin Daozi last year, which has not been seen for nine months, Xu Shaoyan is really against the sky in painting.
"Ink Shrimp" and "Qingming Riverside Picture" are not comparable at all, and looking at the Qingming Riverside Picture taken by the high-definition camera, the thousands of characters with a maximum of less than three centimeters are all vivid, with a smile and a smile, every move, all of which make people feel like they are wearing a thousand years, as if Xu Shaoyan really lived in the Song Dynasty, this kind of change in the realm, many people can't reach it for decades or even a lifetime, but Xu Shaoyan has only disappeared for nine months, he actually ......
Many couldn't help but erupt.
"Excuse me, Xu Shaoyan, are you still a human being?"
Xu Shaoyan: "Pick your nose, what am I if I'm not a human being?" ”
"Immortal ......" netizens burst into tears.
"There is an illusion that you are an immortal, and you have come to the twenty-first century after thousands of years, and your cultural heritage cannot be achieved by a person who is less than fifty years old, not only are you less than fifty years old, you are only 25 years old this year, half of them! is still a singer, I can't believe that you are still a person. ”
“+1”
“+2”
“+3”
“+9527”
Netizens have begun to doubt life, is Xu Shaoyan really still a human being?
People's energy in their lives is limited, everyone is twenty-four hours a day, Xu Shaoyan is extremely powerful in songwriting, script writing, and novel creation, and then now......
A painting, Xu Shaoyan has already stood at the top of the painting world of the Republic, then "Qingming Riverside Picture" can be seen even by fools is definitely a world-class masterpiece, Xu Shaoyan is not even thirty years old, this pervert must have a degree!
Everyone smiled bitterly, thinking again and again that Xu Shaoyan was breaking through the limit, but in fact, Xu Shaoyan just kept shattering their perception of talent, where is Xu Shaoyan's limit? No one knows, every time Xu Shaoyan inadvertently reveals everything, it is enough to make everyone crazy, is this young man really as this netizen said, is he still human?!
"I deeply feel that my hands are not human hands, they are chicken feet!"
"No contrast, no harm."
"I suddenly feel that it is right for Radio and Television to ban Teacher Xu Shaoyan, otherwise he will hit people all day long, and sooner or later I will have the idea of suicide."
"Okay, upstairs, take a good look at "Lanting Preface", Mr. Xu Shaoyan's life realm is even more embarrassing, what we care about is the struggle on Vanity Fair, Mr. Xu Shaoyan has already looked down on life and death, no wonder Mr. Xu Shaoyan has been hit again and again Teacher Xu Shaoyan can come back with high morale and hard work, to be honest, Mr. Xu Shaoyan, I probably understand the reason why you are single, you are like this, what kind of girlfriend can you find worthy of you? Dare you ask if there is anything else you can't do? ”
"Do you have anything else you won't know +1"
“+2”
"+3.Say it, and then I'll change careers!"
Xu Shaoyan replied: "Pregnant and giving birth." ”
“……”
Seeing these five words written by Xu Shaoyan, netizens wanted to slap Xu Shaoyan twice, you are enough!
And Xu Shaoyan's next sentence was even more inadequate: "Obviously I am so handsome, why do I have to eat with my face." ”
"Get out!"
"Roll +1"
"Roll +2"
"Get out of here!"
"Roll !!!!"
Netizens are roaring.
It's really enough to have it!
"The Riverside Scene at Qingming Festival" and "Orchid Pavilion Preface" are both stored in the Museum of the Academy of Fine Arts, and the news on the Internet here is getting more and more views, and the ticketing website of the Academy of Fine Arts Museum has also exploded.
The museum of the Academy of Fine Arts is not for profit, the ticket price is 5 yuan, and all the income is donated to the left-behind children after deducting the maintenance and daily expenses of the museum, but there are regulations for the exhibits, and the first-class exhibits are only exhibited on the five days of each month, 15 and 25 and the major festivals of the Republic, and the maximum number of tickets sold per day on these three days is 10,000.
However, now, all the tickets for the first-class exhibits in the Academy of Fine Arts Museum have been sold out in five months!
And the reason why it didn't get to six months is because the pre-sale of tickets for the Academy of Fine Arts is up to five months!
"I'll go! Academy of Fine Arts, do you want this? Is it okay to sell a few more tickets? This painting, this character, I have to go to the scene to see it! ”
"Be sure to go to the scene +1"
"Kneel down and beg the Academy of Fine Arts to release tickets!"
However, the Museum of the Academy of Fine Arts is not large, only medium-sized, and 10,000 is already the limit of reception!
Netizens howled, but Xu Shaoyan received a call from the Tourism Bureau.
It was the person in charge of the promotional video of the tourism bureau who called.
"Hello, is it 'I am Xu Shaoyan'?" Director Deng said that this id felt very awkward, are you Xu Shaoyan or not?
Xu Shaoyan nodded: "I am, is there anything wrong?" ”
Director Deng was also shocked when he heard the other party's voice, it was too much like Xu Shaoyan, originally he thought that the voice of the documentary was synthetic, but it turned out to be his own voice.
Director Deng was slightly stunned, but immediately adjusted his state: "That's the case, we will broadcast the award ceremony live in CCTV's first studio hall at eight o'clock tomorrow night, can you and your production team be there?" Your contact information is only one phone number, and you have not been able to reach you before. ”
Xu Shaoyan deliberately did this, what he was afraid of was knowing his identity, and the tourism bureau would cancel his qualification.
Xu Shaoyan nodded: "Of course you can, is it the first studio hall at eight o'clock?" Rest assured, my team and I will definitely arrive. ”
Xu Shaoyan said, he couldn't help sneering in his heart, Du Yongxin, you were the killer of us at the beginning, so it's no wonder that we are this time, a production team that was banned by you, I really want to see what your face looks like!
As soon as Director Deng heard that he could come, his heart was at ease. "Okay, so how are we going to contact you? CCTV can't go in and out casually. ”
But the words on the other end of the phone made Director Deng stunned: "CCTV, I know it very well!" (To be continued.) )