"I'll give you a full body care and definitely make you glow!" "Huh!" "I'll give you all the seeds collected by Tang Seng, so that you can enjoy being a Huang Master!" "Don't let it go!" "I'll spend money to find ten chicks to massage you, an absolute emperor-level enjoyment!" "Look at my mouth, don't let go!" "I will offer you as an ancestor, and I will offer three incense sticks a day!" Don't let it go! ”……

No matter what kind of conditions Wu Ill prescribes, eighty-eight is two words, don't let go! Wu Ai's lips were worn out and useless, and now they have left the mountains and forests and returned to the city, but they have not returned to Junichiro Sakata's manor, they have settled in the city where they met Wang Yan. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Whew! Luo Turtle, you take care of it! Do you have any good things in the divine realm, just a vacuum cleaner is dragged like this, if it is a toilet, will you squat on my head and every day! Luo Gui smiled awkwardly and said, "Eighty-eight is not an ordinary vacuum cleaner, he was processed by Wu Laoer, so it's better...... It's more characterful, yes, it's characterful! ”

"! It's Wu Lao Er again, and it's not a good thing to get involved with this old Wang Ba! Wu Ill lay down in frustration and began to scold Wu Lao Er. Don't say that, although Wu Lao Er is a bit of a scumbag, he also has advantages. Wu squinted and said, "Oh? Then you say two and I'll listen. Luo Gui's face was as red as constipation, and he didn't hold back a word for a long time, and finally said with a red face, "When I didn't say it." ”

Sophia and Huang Mei have returned to normal, Huang Mei is holding the angel chicken and stroking, I don't know what I'm thinking, the angel chicken is about to be touched by her. After Sophia experienced this incident, she was even more inseparable from Wu Illness, and now she was climbing on the table and looking at the shrunken Wu Illness, if she couldn't touch Eighty-Eight, it is estimated that she would swallow Eighty-Eight into her stomach, so that she would be at ease.

Wu Yi lay down for a while as if he was dejected, and asked, "I said Luo Gui, what the hell is going on, why did you start to say that there is no other way than me to die, why is there a way at the last moment?" ”

"Do you remember what Wang Yan said?" "How do I know which one it is!" "It's the sentence that you will die in seven days." As soon as Luo Gu said this, Wu Yi remembered, Wang Yan seemed to have said such a thing, which roughly meant that her bad luck would affect the people around her, and the closer she got, the more unlucky she became, especially if the opposite sex touched her, she would die within seven days.

"Looks like there's such a thing, what's wrong?" Luo Turtle knocked on the table and said, "The key to the problem is in the seven heavens!" As long as you survive the seven days, the bad luck will dissipate, and today is the last day. "That's not right! If the time is accurate, we should have met Wang Yan in the afternoon, and the bad luck should not have expired now, why didn't there be a disaster? ”

Luo Gui said proudly, "This is thanks to eighty-eight, its existence was originally used to teach disobedient visitors, but it also has a function, that is, shielding, temporarily shielding the sweep of the heavenly way, in case your customer has some accidents, you can put her in it to avoid the inspection of the heavenly way, and the bad luck thing needs the help of the heavenly way to locate it to launch, so if you stay in the eighty-eight, it will not be able to find you." ”

Wu Yi thought for a long time before he understood: "You mean that eighty-eight is a temporary refuge, and if I stay in it, bad luck won't find me?" "Yes!" Wu Yi yelled: "Then why don't you say it earlier!" Lao Tzu just regretted not writing a suicide note, I didn't explain the bank card password, do you know that I was almost scared to pee my pants! "Fortunately, there are eighty-eight, otherwise Wu Yi would definitely be holding the Luo turtle and gnawing wildly now.

Luo Gu said embarrassedly, "I didn't just think about solving the bad luck fundamentally, and I didn't think about dodging tactics in a roundabout way!" Wu Yi roared with a dark face: "Then my days of fear are in vain?" Luo Turtle hurriedly waved his hand, "No, no, eighty-eight can only be shielded for a while, and it is impossible to hide the way of heaven for a long time, if we can do this, why are we looking for you, just mass produce eighty-eight to conceal the way of heaven?" ”

Hearing him say this, Wu Yi felt a little more comfortable, and said half-lying, "Anyway, didn't Wu Lao Er say that eighty-eight can only be used to deal with customers, how can even I accept it?" Luo Gu held his chin and said, "To be precise, you are no longer an ordinary person, since Wu Lao Er selected you, your identity is different, your status is higher than that of the customer but lower than that of God, so eighty-eight is also useful to you, but it is not completely useful." ”

Wu Yi pouted and said, "Lao Tzu didn't die of rabies, of course he is not an ordinary person, what you just said is that I am a half-god, is there a chance to turn positive?" Do you have preferential treatment for your family? "Speaking of this, Wu Yi is completely excited, God! Sparkling omnipotent, immortal, do whatever you want, no skin and no face...... (The latter is Wu Laoer)

Luo Gu said disdainfully, "You save it, gods all have identities, how can you become a god with this quality!" Wu Yi said excitedly: "Quality! Do you dare to mention quality to me? What is Quality? Are you like this? Or is it like Wu Lao'er? If you want to say shameless, it is quality, I have nothing to say! Luo Gu said embarrassedly, "Don't get excited, becoming a god depends on the godhead, that thing is equivalent to your ID card, without it you are a black household." ”

"Anyway, don't you still have half of the godhead of the beast god, just count it for me and use it as my hard work!" "You think beautifully! How can it be so cheap! Besides, half of the godhead can be a brick at best, what do you want that thing for! "The brick has a fart, it's better for me to use eighty-eight!" Wu Yi muttered. Just this sentence, the eighty-eight hearts bloomed.

"Humph! Even if you have vision, this time I won't have the same knowledge as you, and you can come out now. As soon as she finished speaking, Sophia looked at Luo Turtle with a blank eye, she couldn't touch Eighty-Eight, she could only ask Luo Turtle for help. Luo Gu shook his head and said, "To be on the safe side, let's wait until tomorrow morning to release Wu Ill, after all, the time when Wu Ill met Wang Yan that day is not accurate, so it's better to be careful." ”

"Then I'm going to have to sleep in a bottle tonight?" "Okay, be content, at least you can sleep peacefully in it, and you don't have to worry about losing your life by some accident. I'll give you some toilet paper to use as a quilt, don't say it's really cold outside, I'm going to rest, remember to call me when Wu comes out tomorrow. As he spoke, he jumped into Sophia's belly.

At this time, Tang Seng pushed the door in, held up the plastic bag in his hand and said, "Haha, Lao Wu see what I brought, eat!" I deliberately went to the store that Huang Mei said to line up to buy it, this taste is too authentic, I couldn't help but eat a pig's trotter halfway just one word, fragrant! Eat it while it's hot! Saying that, the bolt and the others also walked in, carrying something more or less in their hands.

Tang Seng bought a lot of things, full of a table full of slugging, Wu Ill was placed in the middle of the table, across eighty-eight swallows of saliva, so hungry, tossed for a day and a night The stomach should have been hungry a long time ago, and now when he smells this authentic Chinese food, Wu Ill is going crazy. Tang Seng ate secretly while arranging the goods, Wu was anxious, "Old Tang, don't eat by yourself, bring me a piece of pig's trotters, I'm hungry!" ”

Tang Seng sandwiched a piece of pig's trotters and dangled it in front of Wu Ai, laughing very thief: "You look at the fragrant and delicious pig's trotters, take a bite full of oil, fat but not greasy, and rarely eat it in China!" After Wu was saved, everyone was very excited, and Tang Seng began to joke with Wu Ai. Wu Yi was gluttonous and pressed his face to the bottle, and his tongue was always licking back and forth, as if he could taste it through the bottle.

Tang Seng was amused and laughed, and Wu jumped to his feet sickly, "Tang Seng, you are a dog!" I haven't settled accounts with you about you eating the skin of Lao Tzu's feet, and now I'm still hungry, you wait for me to come out tomorrow and I'll kill you! As soon as he heard Wu Yi say this, Tang Seng changed color, and said dryly, "Didn't you say that this matter is over, why do you still regret it!" ”

"Shit! You all treat Lao Tzu as a monkey and let Lao Tzu let you go, dreaming! As he spoke, he turned his back to Tang Seng and forcibly refused to look at the oily pig's trotters, he was afraid that he would not be able to help but become a dog. Tang Seng stuffed all the meat on the pig's trotters into eighty-eight and said with a shy face: "Old Wu, don't be like this, our manly husbands should talk and talk, a mouthful of spit and a nail, today it is inconvenient for you to eat, I will serve you, let's settle this matter, okay?" ”

Wu Ying really couldn't resist the temptation of food, so he could only agree. (To be continued.) )