Chapter 4: Deep Drunkenness
Heavenly Court, Guanghan Palace. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Under the osmanthus tree, a rabbit with snow-white fluff appeared abruptly under the tree, a pair of ruby-like eyes lit up, and it condensed out of thin air, turning into a charming and bewitching girl, with a bumpy figure, observing the environment left and right, and asked cautiously: "
"The fairy isn't there?"
"The fairy went to visit a friend, but although a month has passed, she still can't let go of your matter, and deliberately tried to arrange a cause and effect, wanting you to stay in the Nether for a few more days, but she didn't expect that because of the interference of a mortal, you can return to Heaven smoothly......"
Under the tall osmanthus tree, which seemed to cover the sky, a stout man with a simple face wiped his sweat with his hands, continued to pick up the giant axe in his hand and cut down the tree without stopping, and sighed:
"That mortal named Liu Ming has disrupted the fairy's arrangement, and has been planted by the fairy with the 'curse of the moon', I'm afraid that when I travel at night in the future, when the moon is empty, there will be a little trouble."
Yes?
Yutu was startled and hurriedly asked, "The fairy is still angry and doesn't want me to come back?" ”
"Yes, although you have been relegated to the lower realm, after all, you are a spirit immortal fetus, how can you make a mistake in dispensing medicine in the mortal realm, and make people have diarrhea? This is exactly the cause and effect arranged by the fairy for you, I found a customer with a hot personality, and I was originally going to kill you in a quarrel, so that you can be reincarnated, and then spend thirty years in the mortal world, and it will be another month in the sky, maybe the fairy can eliminate this resentment. ”
Wu Gang smiled bitterly: "But somehow, a strange mortal suddenly appeared, who came extremely strangely, and persuaded that person to leave in a few words, so that you were spared the pain of reincarnation and returned to the Guanghan Palace." ”
Ah!
Yutu frowned and said: "This is really sorry for others, he fell into the curse of the fairy's moon, I should compensate others." ”
"How do you make amends?"
Wu Gang swung his axe out with a force, and said with a smile: "You have returned to the sky, and at most you can control those rabbits and rabbits in the mortal world, just as I can control all the woodcutters in the mortal world." Even with the mana of the fairy, it can only exert some influence at night with the help of moonlight. Those rabbits of yours don't seem to be of the slightest help to this person named Liu Ming! ”
The elf girl incarnated by the Jade Rabbit had a trace of apology on her beautiful face, and said with a wink: "Fortunately, when I was leaving, I gave him a bottle of osmanthus wine, which can be regarded as a supplement." ”
"Osmanthus wine?"
Wu Gang was surprised: "Will you be worthy of that?" But without this moon palace osmanthus, what do you use to make wine? ”
"Replace it with the osmanthus of the mortal world!"
Yutu said proudly: "In the past 30 years, I have collected the essence of osmanthus in August every year in the world and brewed it in a pot, but it was all done according to your method, and I was going to bring it back for you to taste, but I didn't expect to owe a favor before leaving, so I sent it out." ”
"Oops!"
The axe in Wu Gang's hand stopped, and he glared: "You are confused!" No matter how many osmanthus flowers there are in the mortal world, how can they compare to any petal here? The wine prepared in this way, because it lacks the aura harmony of the real Asgard laurel, is likely to have great side effects, such as...... Deep drunk! ”
"What is deep drunkenness?"
"Just dare to do whatever you want in your heart, without the slightest restraint or scruples."
"That'...... Is the original utility still there? ”
"The osmanthus wine I brew, if given to mortals, can greatly improve their many abilities, including strength, wisdom, speed, physical fitness, memory, affinity, mental concentration, and so on. But your replica version, at most, only one or two of them, is considered good. ”
……
Liu Ming knew these twists and turns, and got a bottle of osmanthus fairy wine, and he was so happy that he smiled.
Cow pen, it's really a cow pen!
This osmanthus wine is definitely a great good thing, in order to avoid long nights and dreams, only to eat as soon as possible, that is the safest.
In other words, what is the taste of fairy wine and what is its great effect?
Could it be that this bottle of wine will directly be cut off and washed out, reborn, or even flying immortals in the day?
Awesome, awesome!
Liu Ming, who was snotty bubbles, didn't see Meng Xiaohong when he returned to school, and it is said that he had taken leave to rest, and this trip was bought in vain.
But it doesn't matter, the key harvest is the osmanthus wine in your pocket!
Liu Ming rolled his eyes, went directly into the toilet, found a squatting position to lock the door tightly, and then took out the osmanthus wine in a precious and important way.
Red Star 2 pot head bottle, 250 ml.
Liu Ming was excited and apprehensive, unscrewed a little bit of the bottle cap, thinking that if the aroma of the wine was too strong, he would quickly close the lid and not divulge the secret.
Unexpectedly, there is no pungent smell of wine, but a light aroma of osmanthus flowers, which is intoxicating.
A good thing is a good thing!
Liu Ming didn't have the slightest doubt at this time, this Wu Jiechao was really the jade rabbit in the sky, and then gave himself such a bottle of osmanthus wine that might be enough to change his fate.
The ancestral tomb of the old Liu family finally lived up to expectations, thanks to the ancestors and ancestors, this time it is completely developed.
Liu Ming's hands trembled slightly, but he clenched the wine bottle very firmly, and drank a third of it in one go.
It's sweet and sweet, it doesn't smell like a drink, it's so delicious!
The remaining half is intended to be left to my parents, and of course the grace of nurturing can never be forgotten.
But the next moment, Liu Ming's originally clear eyes were a little confused in an instant, and he only felt that his mind was confused and confused all of a sudden, his body shook, he looked at the wine bottle in his hand, put it to his mouth, raised his neck, and drank the remaining osmanthus wine.
In just a few seconds, he had forgotten to leave his parents to taste this osmanthus fairy brew, threw the empty wine bottle into the trash can, opened the door and walked out.
At first, my body was still a little shaky, but after taking a few steps, I became calm again, my eyes cleared, and I walked back to the classroom briskly as if I had not been affected at all.
"I'll rub, Liu Ming is back!"
English teacher Meng Xiaohong took a leave of absence due to illness, and this class became self-study, just now Liu Ming staged a sensational incident of molesting the teacher in class, and became a celebrity in the class.
"Liu Ming, what happened just now?"
Zou Yang, the squad leader, stood up and asked with a frown, why did Liu Ming, who is usually an honest student, suddenly become so out of line.
"It's about you! Take care of yourself, and take a chicken feather as an arrow all day long! ”
Liu Ming glanced at Zou Yang and said unceremoniously.
"You ......"
Zou Yang just did his duty as a squad leader, but he didn't expect the other party to be so violent and didn't save face at all.
Liu Ming swaggered back to his seat, but saw that the table was empty.
casually patted the girl in the front row, and naturally asked, "Hey Pig Girl, where did Qiaolei go?" ”
Zou Yang was about to have a seizure, but he was choked by Liu Ming's words, this guy really didn't seem to be targeting himself, how could he ...... Dare to say anything?