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In this era of crossing like a dog and walking all over the ground, he finally got a chance to be reborn, but he still had conditions.

It was June 2016, and an old man named Dolan appeared in his dream.

"Sao Nian, you LOL masturbated three thousand, and you are still struggling in the Bronze Five, and you are really a genius in one million! I have a mission here, if you can complete it, you can become the strongest king, and harvest a perfect love. ”

Hong Kang looked at Dolan, with a big beard, brush eyebrows, and a large package behind him, exactly like the old man in the spring water in LOL.

Hong Kangxin said: "The eldest husband has a day to masturbate, and he also has a dream, it is really a game too much, and I can't stop dreaming." ”

Glancing at Dolan with a mocking face, he pouted and said, "I've already helped several buddies hit the master section." ”

Dolan said: "But your deity is still the bronze five. ”

Hong Kang: "My winning rate in the King's Game is 75%!" ”

Dolan: "But you're still a bronze five. ”

Hong Kang: "My hero pool is bottomless, and more than half of the heroes can fight in the King Bureau!" ”

Dolan: "But you're always only the Bronze Five. ”

Hong Kang was teary-eyed.

Yes, no matter how good his skills and strength were, he was as if he was cursed, and he would never be able to escape from the Bronze Five's Divine Pit.

As long as you play your own number, either you drop three of your own home, or after jumping on the opposite side, your teammates will roar 'Substitute training and roll rough' to send people's heads, or when the incisor tower is about to be pushed off, the network will be disconnected at home.

In short, natural and man-made disasters, unfavorable weather from time to time, under the interference of various factors, he has always struggled in the bronze five unable to get out of the pit.

Even if he has helped several friends to become masters, even if the professional circle already knows that there is a master like him.

But for his aura of losing the deity 100%, no professional team has dared to invite him so far.

"Say, what a task!"

Hong Kang's nostrils were bubbling roughly, and he stared at Dolan viciously.

Dolan smiled, his facial expression even more sarcastic.

"That's right." He said: "The heroes have been fighting for too long, and they don't want to fight like this endlessly. After discussions with the Supreme Council, the Supreme Council finally agreed that the heroes should have a short vacation, and at the suggestion of the Monkey King, the Supreme Council set the place of vacation in the Eastern Tang Dynasty, which is now the Republic of Flower Planters. ”

"Oh." Hong Kang was puzzled: "Why did you choose me?" ”

"Because you're a master!" Dolan said as a matter of course: "Master Kong. ”

Hong Kang was speechless.

Anyway, this is a dream, and I promised to come down and see what tricks this mocking old man can play.

Thinking of this, Hong Kang was angry.

"Okay, I've taken this task!"

"Good!" Dolan smiled slightly, "As a bonus, you can choose a hero who will take an initial vacation to give you an adaptation phase. ”

Hong Kang's eyes lit up.

"Nine-Tailed Demon Fox Ahri!"

In my mind, words such as "my girlfriend is Ahri" and "the days I live with Ahri" keep wandering.

"I'm sorry, the title of this book has been called, let's change it." Dolan said.

Hong Kang was angry.

Fog grass! Which bastard got this name!

Hong Kang's eyes were red.

Dolan raised his hand, looked at the table below, and said, "It's not too early, get ready to start being reborn." As for your thoughts, I think it can be understood that the girl gives priority, and the big man who picks his feet stands aside. ”

Hong Kang nodded.

"Good." Dolan said: "The girl you want will be delivered at twelve o'clock at noon, please pay attention to check." ”

After speaking, Dolan turned into a ray of light and disappeared in front of Hong Kang's eyes.

Hong Kang secretly wondered, who would this first girl be? Is it 36E's piano girl, or Lolicon's gospel Anne, or sister control gospel Lux, the queen's wife loves to shoot and the ruthless killer Katarina......

After thinking about it for a while, Hong Kang suddenly realized that Dolan had said something 'ready to start being reborn'.

Stop！

I don't want to start my life all over again!

Hong Kang shouted hysterically, but the voice could not come out of his throat anyway.

"Ahh

With a scream, Hong Kang, who was finally able to speak again, sat up from the bed suddenly. He looked at his limbs, which were still relatively sound, and breathed a sigh of relief—it was good that he had not been reborn as a baby.

So what time is it?

Hong Kang turned his head to look at the desk calendar at the head of the bed, and the numbers for 2006 clearly told him that he was now back ten years ago, when he was a sophomore in high school.

"Fog grass! It's really reborn! So the girl ......"

Hong Kang's eyes lit up, he looked at his watch, and found that the time was less than an hour away from twelve o'clock, and the girl in the League of Legends was coming!

Knock knock!

A noisy sound came from downstairs, Hong Kang got up, walked to the window and looked at the bottom of the building, more than a dozen parents with children were gathering in front of his store to make trouble.

"It's today!"

Looking at this scene, Hong Kang raised an angry smile.

This day is an important moment for their family to turn from prosperity to decline.

Their shop, Master Kong's Dim Sum House, will be smashed by angry parents today because they mixed alcohol with dim sum while making dim sum.

After that, because Hong Kang's father, the owner and pastry chef of Master Kong's dim sum house, 'Hong Fu', refused to admit his account, the famous Master Kong's dim sum house had to be closed due to reputation problems, and the customer flow was greatly reduced.

"I'll get a straw!"

Hong Kang buttoned the desk calendar, put on a pair of sweatpants at random, and ran downstairs.

He's going to stop this from happening!

He wants to let this Master Kong's dim sum house, which was entrusted to his childhood, continue forever!

Because, this dim sum house was opened for him by his father.

Master Kong's Kang is exactly the Kang in his name.

"! Sister or something, stand aside, Lao Tzu wants to protect his childhood! ”

……

After walking downstairs, Hong Kang looked at his father, who was flushed because of alcoholism and couldn't stand steadily.

"Dad."

Hong Fu glanced at his son, opened his mouth full of wine, and said, "Son, they said that when your father and I were making pastries, I sprinkled wine in it, tell me, is your father and I like that?" ”

Hong Kang didn't even think about it, "Of course not!" ”

Hong Kang glared angrily at those troublemakers, his father had been a heavy drinker for many years, and he had never delayed things because of drinking!

Hong Kang looked at the anger in the eyes of the troublesome parents, and looked at the teary eyes of an eight or nine-year-old girl, and suddenly felt a little weak.

That one...... The so-called people have stumbled, horses have stumbled, this time it may seem that there is really something wrong with the father.

Hong Kang vented his anger and pressed his father on the chair.

"Dad, I'll take care of this matter, you see! I'll take good care of our storefront. ”

"All right, son, come on! Daddy I'm ...... (burp), Dad, I'm optimistic about you! Hong Fu sat on the chair, waved his hand and said, his eyes inadvertently flashed with a gleam.

Son, it seems to have grown up overnight.