Chapter 57 ABC Plan
"By the way, I'm looking for a national treasure, why are you here?" The bearded people have practiced in the end, even if they lose Wu Disease, they can find it again. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info and Huang Mei went to follow uncharacteristically today, you must know that usually her biggest pleasure is shopping, especially after the financial support of the brain-dead fan Xiaolong, it is even more crazy, today she doesn't have to go to work, it's too abnormal not to go shopping!
Huang Mei said with a look of contempt: "I can't see the things left by my ancestors, you are very ashamed to make us ancestors!" It's hard for you to refute her, after all, people are indeed your ancestors, and they are still alive! It is possible to change the three sticks of incense every day with a dead eye, but Wu Yi is obviously not the dead eye!
"Hey, hey! Pay attention to whether the words are good or not, you are a mythological character, don't get confused with us, it is not certain whether you are a person in history here or not! Besides, it's not Lao Tzu who lost it, it's that you don't know how many generations of gray grandsons haven't been imprisoned, I only helped your Huang family because of your face, you should be grateful to me, you know! ”
should indeed be grateful, if Huang Mei wasn't afraid of waking up his son, he would have slapped Wu Ill on the wall a long time ago! At this time, Sophia came out of the sewer on one side, and was just pulled too quickly by Huang Mei, and the girl was left in the hospital.
Wu Yi took the risk of waking up Huang Mei's son to be made into a cake and took out ten yuan from Huang Mei's bag, you forgot about Sophia, of course you have to accompany her! This kid is just easy to satisfy, give a bottle of Coke and it will be brilliant. "Sister, I'm sorry, brother really didn't mean it, if you want to blame it, it's your sister Huang, it's because she ran too fast!"
Sophia took a sip of Coke and said, "It's okay Ernie sauce, as long as you don't leave this planet, I can find you!" Huang Mei wondered, "Sophia, why did you come out of the sewer?" "Oh, just now I felt that Ernie sauce was going far away, and Ernie sauce said that you can't use it there to shapeshift, so I sent yellow wheat pee and pee out of the faucet by the way!"
A beautiful and cute, plump girl, sucked in by a faucet in front of your eyes, first sucking her head, then her breasts, thinking about it has the immediate sense of a horror movie! Wu Yi asked worriedly, "Huang Mai should be fine, right?" Sophia tilted her head and thought about it and said, "It should be fine, but I peed half of it back, and then I peed my pants all the way." ”
After a second of silence for Huang Mai, Wu Ying asked Hu Xiaohua, "Xiaohua, do you have any plans, after all, you are a professional!" Hu Xiaohua first glanced at Wu Zhi resentfully, and Wu Zhi got goosebumps when she saw it, and then said, "Sir, you can call me Lao Hu or Big Beard, don't call me by my real name, especially when there are many people!" Wu said heartily, "Okay Xiaohua, I know Xiaohua, you can quickly talk about the plan, Xiaohua!" ”
If he hadn't been able to beat these two girls, he would have fought hard with Wu Ai! "I plan to send a cleaning team to clean the public toilets, and then mix in our people, hehe!" A bearded man is obscene there, hehehe, this picture is so beautiful! Before Hu Xiaohua finished his plan, he was vetoed by Wu Ai, "It seems unlikely recently, the cleaning team has all gone to sweep the road, and I heard that the mayor is going to inspect." ”
Hu Xiaohua was stunned for a moment and said, "So what, we are taking the national treasure!" Huang Mei poked Jianguo's head and said, "It's useless, it's useless, how can the mayor patrol the city stop sweeping the streets because of your words, they can't wait to lick it again, you don't know what urine sex those officials have!" The bearded man instantly thought of Plan B again, "It's okay, I still have Plan B, I'm pretending to be a food delivery, and then I will enter the secret ...... Hey, hey, hey! ”
Wu Yi became more and more worried about the IQ of Huang Mai's subordinates: "It's said that it's a public toilet, and you still go to deliver takeaways, who ordered the meal?" Fly? "Hu Xiaohua immediately came up with Plan C" Plan C, in which these two young ladies pretended to be prostitutes and seduced us, and we were ...... Hey, hey, hey! Wu Yi slapped his face and said, "You said you were going to kill them, why are you wasting so many brain cells?" ”
Hu Xiaohua said confusedly: "When did I say that?" Wu Yi has been Sophia said to Huang Mei, "You send these two people to have two results, the first Lao Maozi died of drowning, and the second died of spontaneous combustion, you choose yourself, if we are fast, we can still catch dinner!" Hu Xiaohua wiped his cold sweat and didn't say a word, he was completely out of luck. Wu Yi said impatiently, "Forget it, I'll see if I can let Louis and them steal it back directly, let's go to the scene first!" ”
"Village Chief, help!" Wu Yi found a place where there was no one and shouted, this was the code he had agreed with Louis, and sure enough, after a while, Louis led a group of younger brothers to appear. Louis climbed up to Wu's shoulder, "There's nothing wrong with you, sir, did you call me, are you here to send condolences?" "I haven't gotten my salary, so how can I have his share.
"Don't worry, this time we need to work together to smuggle things out, you see ......" "Hey! That's it, Erzhuzi, you bring some villagers, go and push me to the toilet a few days ago, remember to bring me the things in the second door pipeline! "Wait! I said can you listen to me finish! I'm going to bring things back without knowing it, and you're going to demolish it? ”
Louis spread his hands and said, "There's no way, that thing is too big to move the name of a village, there are too many people and it is easy to be discovered, we have no choice, you can figure it out yourself, turn back and the condolences are coming, you are calling me, recently my 3246 wife is going to give birth, I also want to get some milk powder for the child!" After Louis finished speaking, he took a group of younger brothers and walked away in the grass.
This problem is not easy to handle, originally Wu Yi planned to let the rats form a team to pull it out, but now it seems that he can only rely on himself.
The public toilet is still full of people, the two foreigners are smoking outside, and the one with his hand in his trouser pocket has just come out of the toilet, probably to confirm that something has gone. This thing can't be separated from an inch, but there is no way, after thinking about it for a long time, Wu Yi still decided to let Huang Mei go to the temptation, Sophia's brain is full of water, and it is easy to show flaws. "Huang Mei, I can tell you, you must not be angry! Even if those two foreigners take advantage of it, they can't get angry, if you really can't bear it, think about your agreement with me! ”
Huang Mei said disdainfully, "It's time for you to see my superb acting skills, that is, I don't want to act, otherwise this year's little golden man will have nothing to do with Xiao Lizi!" After speaking, he walked towards the foreigner with small steps.
Wu Yi finally knew why this woman used small broken steps, this product was actually asking foreigners in Japanese which is the women's toilet, and when did this product know Japanese? The Japanese of Wu Ai is taught by more than 100 beautiful Japanese teachers, and I don't know that Youmu has the opportunity to receive such a customer, if Su Daji comes, hehehe, it's okay to die!
Huang Mei's acting skills are indeed remarkable, you can see the red face, anxious expression, weak voice, and body movements are all flawless. But I don't know what Hua Curly Nose yelled at her, so I saw Huang Mei go to the toilet with a black line, go around and come back.
"Hey, what's the situation? Didn't I see you acting quite realistically, what did those two foreigners say? Huang Mei said indignantly: "Damn! These two foreigners were unmoved by the beauty of the old lady! What else do you say ugly than get out of here! When Hu Xiaohua turns around and wants to kill them, notify me, I will shoot for free! Wu Yi was very glad that he warned Huang Mei once before Huang Mei left, otherwise these two foreigners would have been lying on their bodies.
Their behavior completely expounds the meaning of death, which is the same as running to People's Square and shouting ******It's not China's effect, every minute you will die without a whole body! These two children can survive, they must thank Wu Yi and Ying Long!
Hu Xiaohua said: "What should I do now?" It's not a way for us to wait like this, those old hairy people will return to China in a few days, and we don't have the right to search for other people's luggage! Wu Yi scratched his head irritably and said, "Let's go back first, I've already tried it today, and then use means to easily arouse their vigilance, go home first and think of a way!" Disband! Hu Xiaohua went home to apologize to his mother, Wu Yi went home with Sophia and Huang Mei to play Arhat, Wu Yi was at the bottom, Sophia was in the middle, and Huang Mei was at the front.
The house was returned, but Wu Yi looked at Sophia who was squirming everywhere thoughtfully, and always felt that something had been forgotten.