Chapter Ninety-Nine: The Return of the Alternative
"Qinghu, wake up, there's a monster ahead!"
"Don't make me sleep, after the founding of the country, you are not allowed to become a spirit, where are so many monsters. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”
"Bang bang bang." Qing Hu opened his eyes suddenly, protected his swollen cheeks, looked at the silver-haired and purple-clothed child in front of him aggrievedly, and cried: "Who are you, do you have any morals, what are you doing beating me!" ”
The boy pointed with his fingers trembling and pointing ahead, "Monster! ”
Monster? She followed the other party's line of sight and screamed, "Saloon, ahhh ”
A silver Honda sedan drove quickly in the direction of the two, and Qing Hu couldn't dodge, so he had to rush to push the silver-haired and purple-clothed child to the side of the road.
The car slid past her, whizzing away, leaving exhaust fumes behind.
What's going on? She blinked, she died?
"You actually dare to push me, it seems that you have gained a lot of courage." The boy approached with a negative measure.
This voice, this habitual threat, Qing Xiao was incredulous, "Cold silkworm." ”
"Humph!" Leng Silkworm turned her head arrogantly, her watery eyes suddenly paused, "It's another monster." ”
Qing Xiao got up from the road and greeted the eighteenth generation of the ancestor of the system by the way, "You lean to the side, I have to confirm one thing." ”
The cold silkworm ran to the side, if I was not mistaken, the "monster" that could fly would not harm Qingqi.
Seeing the Wuling truck getting closer and closer, Qinghu could still see the driver picking his nose in the cab.
The palms of her hands were already sweaty, she closed her eyes, listened to the sound of the roaring car, and opened her eyes again, Wuling had already run to the end of the street.
Leng Silkworm looked at the strange-looking woman in front of her inexplicably, thinking that she had broken her brain.
"Cold silkworm," the green horse muttered, "I'm back." ”
"Coming back? This place? Leng Silkworm touched her head, "But you don't seem to be particularly happy." ”
Qing Hu looked at him with tears in his eyes, "Because I seem to be dead and have become a ghost!" ”
For the next half hour, the two sat cross-legged on the road, letting the car pass by quickly, and had a serious and important discussion.
Leng Silkworm understands that this is the 21st century, and those things that can fly around are all things called "cars", and there are some strange-shaped buildings called houses.
Qing Hao thought that the reason why Leng Silkworm followed him was that she always carried his body, the mask, so when the system brought her back, Leng Silkworm also came back.
"Why aren't you seeing humans?" Leng Silkworm looked left and right, just as a car passed through his head.
Qing Xiao silently opened his eyes, "This is a highway, not in the city, there are generally only cars and no people." ”
"So what do we do now?"
She was also very melancholy, "Anyway, let's go back to the city first." ”
The two walked silently for a while, and Leng Silkworm suddenly asked, "What's the difference between a ghost and a demon?" ”
"Hell, you should be able to fly, and then you don't have to eat, and you can pass through the wall, this is a basic skill." That's right, she can fly, what else is she going to do!
Leng Silkworm looked at her mockingly and shouted all kinds of nonsense words such as "Open the Sesame Door", "Ma Li, Ma Li", and finally returned in vain, and silently summarized, "The most unpromising ghost in history." ”
Qinghu was also very depressed, as a ghost, she felt very undignified, so she had to silently walk in the direction of the city.
Finally waited for a BYD to stop on the side of the road, a man in his thirties got out of the car, covered his belt and ran into the jungle next to him.
Leng Silkworm saw that her upper body had already leaned into the car, and her lower body was still outside the car, and complained: "If you go in a little bit, I can't get in." ”
There was an intermittent sound from inside the car, "It might be a little crowded inside." ”
Where does the cold silkworm care about her, pushes the person inside, and then sits in with her ass twisted.
Qing Hu was forced to sit inside, and embarrassedly smiled at the female ghost who was dressed in white, her eyes were bulging, and the stone had fallen in half, "I'm sorry, move my position." ”
The female ghost tilted her head, her neck "creaked", and her tongue stretched out turned up and down weirdly, "What are you doing in my husband's car?" ”
"Your husband, haha, yes, what are we doing in your husband's car?" Qing Xiao sneered, cursing the system for the one hundred and eighth time in his heart.
"You're so annoying, Uncle Ben got into your car to save your face." The cold silkworm beckoned with a fist.
The female ghost's neck moved with a "click", and half of her tongue fell on Qingqi's thigh.
Qinghu swore that it was the most poignant screaming she had ever grown.
"It's noisy." The cold silkworm and the female ghost spoke at the same time, the latter was immediately silent, her eyes were dripping, she was aggrieved, scared! The first time you see a female ghost, you are not allowed to scream?
The female ghost silently picked up her tongue and stuffed it into her mouth, moved twice, and looked at them suspiciously, "You won't be here to rob my husband!" ”
"Wronged, your husband is not my type." Qing Hu broke the head of the cold silkworm, "Look, I already have a son and a husband." ”
"Your son's hair?" The female ghost looked suspiciously.
Qinghu said: "Well, in fact, that is a young man." ”
The car drove all the way and finally drove into the city, and Qinghu finally had a sense of pride in welcoming me to my house, but when I heard Leng Silkworm comment on a girl in a denim skirt, "Swing? After that, she decided to remain silent.
The car stopped in front of a hotel, and the female ghost followed the man into the hall.
Qinghu couldn't move, this is a famous five-star hotel in this city, she only dared to bow her head when she passed by, for fear that she would have to pay for a look.
Leng Silkworm admired in his heart, but he didn't want to show it on his face, "It's average, it's worse than ours." ”
When the two entered the hotel, they saw the female ghost standing behind a woman, holding the woman's neck with both hands.
"Hey! Calm down. ”
Seeing Qinghu, the female ghost silently let go, "This is his goodness, I've been dead for three years." ”
"Wouldn't it be this woman who snatched your husband and killed you?" Qing Hu walked in front of the woman and saw that the woman had clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, not like someone who would rob someone's husband.
The female ghost shook her head, and her neck "clicked", and Qing Hu hurriedly stopped, "Don't shake it, if you shake it until your head falls off halfway, I may be the first ghost to be scared to death by a ghost." ”
"I have been married to him for four years, and I don't have a child, and his parents urged him, saying that I was fighting their family, and my parents scolded me for being useless. As soon as the two of us put it together, we thought about getting a divorce first, and then I pretended to jump? building, scaring the two old people. ”
The female ghost's protruding eyes suddenly shed two tears of blood, "Who knew that it was raining that day, the floor was slippery, my slippers were not slippery, and I fell downstairs without paying attention." ”
"Hahahaha." Leng Silkworm laughed unceremoniously, and was punched in the abdomen in the next second.
Qing Hu moved his wrist and said to the stunned female ghost, "Please continue." ”
The female ghost nodded in a daze, "It's been three years, I've been by his side, I just want to wait for him to find a good woman before I leave, now it seems that this woman is not bad, I can take care of him, I am relieved." ”
"Aren't you leaving because you still have a wish?" Qing Xiao suddenly realized, "Could it be that my situation is the same?!" ”